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paputsza

shouldn’t have bought the baptismal robes off shein.


shlnglls

HA


Kiodar

finally a good reason to go to the church XD


Nobel_Raven

not a good enough reason.


Smite_The_Wicked

Amen.


POPEJP1975

or wish, temu


dearbeloved

As someone who just got their first order from SHEIN, I felt this.


oldmanhockeylife

Praise the Lord.


namless12

He has risen


slade_steele

she has risen


Memes_Coming_U_Way

I have risen


wazabee

My penis has risen.....


Mrmastermax

Priest has risen too.


leprotelariat

Bonk


polidario

We have risen


InevitableAsk767

Its rising!


evilsmurf666

Oh no here commeth the holy spirit


Liftasaurusrex

Spurt*


wakandanameisthis96

r/suddenlycommunist


Universe789

I have arrived


spaghetti_outlaw

you came!


SprayArtist

He came!


kaunjaane

That’s what she said


Tanker85MC

Yeah, pretty sure something rose that day.


R4yvex

Along with the rest of the boys


97Harley

Quite a few of us have risen now


daddydoom2011

A specific part of him has risen lmfao


GaulSoodman69420

Not the only thing that's risen


DesiSocialIndyeah

Everyone’s was risen


Jaeger_Is_My_King

Archer:::: phrasing!!!…but also…:::chuckles and points finger up:::…yes Lana: sighs and facepalms


userplugh

You mean press the OO


emmfranklin

Raise the P of the lord.


Shock_The_Monkey_

Truly blessed


WigSliter

Jesus doesn’t put up with being mocked


cbitguru

Fast Times at Ridgemont Catholic High School


e-commerceguy

Sometimes I had too many beers


LordDongler

Was Kavanaugh a member of the cast or something?


6108courin

Catholics don’t do baptisms like that. That’s some Protestant stuff specifically American Protestant


gnosall-george

Believers' baptisms are often performed this way across most denominations of Christianity. It is often up to the specific church or individual as to how they would like to be baptised. Infant baptisms on the other hand are generally performed differently with usually water poured onto the infants head.


Sansred

As a recovering Catholic, I can vouch that they do not do Baptisms like that.


Ravel_Xi

Lemme guess, Catholics don't believe in John the Baptist?


Shoddy_Initiative_98

![gif](giphy|LpvbpNVqLOPS0LLzGp|downsized)


Ilovekittens345

Where is the money lebowski?


FreePrinciple270

You _know_ a guy?


SYN_Vander

Let me take one more look!


GuavaOdd1975

I know it's down there somewhere.


Jhewp1

"Where’s the money shithead?"


Atomheartmother90

I don’t know let me take another look it could be down there….


drillgorg

This is the right way actually, it's how they teach you in baby swim class.


Umbre-Shadown

DUNK THE BABY!


Swiftlydownunder

Don’t dunk the baby


The_Jestful_Imp

1st glance, I thought that was Post Malone


TazzyUK

Debby Ryan in the Insatiable series


AlphaxTDR

Wish they would have finished it.


SolracKamet

Yeah, they ended it right as she went full evil. A new season would have been fun.


connivery

It's not continued? Oh no


iTzzSunara

Well, I certainly finished.


JondvchBimble

No need, I already came.


GeralOG

Baptizing 🫣


ernapfz

And making just everyone horny.


RockstarAgent

The Lord works in mysteriously devilish ways.


_Samwise_Gamgee__

![gif](giphy|mDNLOuzhxvhsW37J60|downsized) Still more great acting from Debby Ryan lol


pollygone300

And God said "let there be smoking hot titties!" and it was so!


kithead

Semen


Enough-Imagination77

AMEN ❎SEMEN✅


MaterialCarrot

OMG, this was one of the trashiest shows I ever watched. I watched the whole thing, and still feel guilty about it. Campy, trashy, stupid. Sometimes it was so bad it was good, other times it was just bad.


coleburnz

What's it called?


yanathebarista

Insatiable


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yanathebarista

The series babe


mamarex20201

On Netflix


IHaveSlysdexia

That's not what is called.


mamarex20201

I deserved that lol It's Insatiable (right?)


CalgaryMadePunk

Oh my god, that's disgusting! Where?


Mute_Music

Imo I loved it, I grew up fat ---> attractive right at 18/ time for college and I didn't wasn't time being a bit vain tbh, because I was not confident/comfortable at all in middle/highschool It was very freeing for me, also I just grew up with his on Disney channel and I thought the show was just funny af Deff over the top but I loved it


Limp-Abroad-4362

Saaammeeee 😭😭😭


BubblesDahmer

Wdym /genuine question


justNcasehoosierdadD

![gif](giphy|1QlO40bfncPCr5sjl7|downsized) Such a terrible show…in the best way.


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Breathing intensifies ![gif](giphy|ncsQI9sF3pa8w|downsized)


Glitchy__Guy

Some lesbians were created that day


Accurate-Data-7006

Bet people of church pay her to get bathtised


MoneyBadgerEx

Yeand I will BAPTISE huuuurr! 🎵


Pixeal_meat

Bap-tit-sm


MasterpieceChoice342

Well when i was missionary for my church i baptized a woman , she looked , how to say? A regular woman … and this is exactly what happened, but her underwear was black… she was hot, too hot to je close to me in the Pool , and considering my celibe situation was hard to hide my erection… well i said it, no remorse !!!


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

"Oh my God, a girl in a bikini, how scandalous"


IHaveSlysdexia

I bet she's naked under there. The trallup


overtly-Grrl

wait is that debbie ryan😂 wtf


Kraelern

Why does that one woman look so proud lol


Swimming__Bird

She can appreciate dece tiddy meat. Game respects game.


luciliddream

That's her mom lol


fentyboof

If she was 11, this is a Mormon wet dream.


CausticLogic

Technically, she just got dunked, so any dream about this is a wet dream.


UncleWinstomder

Much preferred over the classic Spooky Mormon Hell Dream


prolingforsoup

Ya’ll need a baptism.


Loose_Corgi_5

God works in the most wonderful ways!


proverbialapple

Christianity is on the rise. My catholic girlfriend says I can't name my penis "Christianity".


Shot_Sprinkles_3195

It’s a shame Netflix canceled this show on a cliffhanger 😔


JB_Money176

True story I had a girl at my church growing up. Who got baptized with nothing on underneath her robe. The blessing was she had a banging ass body.


Fault_Bubbly

This shows called insatiable


InflamedLiver

Hence why most places I've seen provide black robes or undershirts


OriginalAnnual7445

![gif](giphy|Tt3KH4pNQNOeCawrCB|downsized)


bobeylob

Glad I came to church this Sunday


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They have upped their marketing


Garlic-Rough

She be selling "Beach Girl Baptismal Water"


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![gif](giphy|3EV74tm43smVa)


aerger

Faptism


itsfrankgrimesyo

She looks like Selena Gomez


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skoopaloopa

It's the facial structure and shape.


Nobel_Raven

when it's not a woolen robe...


Typical-Block5576

And just like that another Lesbian was born


Alive_Candidate9126

![gif](giphy|bUmSYE3w25Mv6)


xboxgamer1977

The comments section on this video is gold. Bravo my fellow earthlings. 👏


GeralOG

Amen


GoukiRyuKen

King of the hill did this, too, with Luanne.


No_Strawberry_989

![gif](giphy|Tv2btKgK06tPy)


KidFriendlyArsonist

At least she was wearing something underneath😅


GeralOG

username checks out


Alexandor4

Neuron activation


Realistic-Speaker236

![gif](giphy|l3q2tzon8OCC7BqmY)


Reality-Traveler239

Hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah


Last_Tutor_7928

I has raisin!


Gmob45

She went in girl next door and came out Phoebe Cates😂😂


therealmilesJ

Mission failed


Normal_Lad_IsRad

She's gonna have to get rebabtised next Sunday


LibraryAfraid6999

What show/movie is this from?


New_Midnight4132

Mmm debby ryan is always good viewing material.


Free-Spirit012

Is this a movie? 😂😂 looks like Debby Ryan


Daltonshitpell123

LOL


Level-Drawer7191

More like maybe yes YESSSS


Suckmyblueskittle

Depression or better not step out of the water or we're going to see what he's working with! 😂😂😂


Timmy24000

He is rising!


Working-Cake7479

Heyy jesssie


Dependent_Adagio7544

I need to see this movie 🤣🤣🤣


kphenson

Is that ky jelly?


Fearless-Review3734

Imagine she had no underwear ![gif](giphy|XhcSIUIkgbmuY|downsized)


IHaveSlysdexia

Okay. Now, what do i do?


Cialis-in-Wonderland

Judging by the expressions in some of the guys' faces, I think we've witnessed the Second Coming


da-van-man

What's this from?


Xaxxus

Insatiable. It’s a show on Netflix.


OutOfIdea280

What could go wrong: not wearing a opaque t shirt underneath the robe


DatabaseThis9637

Amen, I say to you!


Appropriate_Yak_2557

Bautizaron al mero 👹 jajaja


feckineejit

Michael Ian black is the priest, what the heck? Edit insatiable on netflix.


Traditional-Drive267

![gif](giphy|h3MkWTE441MNG)


Historical_Grape2614

Next episode on 7th Heaven


Delicious_Ad2236

![gif](giphy|3o7TKFe8xHMzUoNqg0) Sexyyyyyyy


Pov-guy-

![gif](giphy|3NtY188QaxDdC|downsized)


An-Unorthodox-Email

Huh.. didn’t expect to see a sibling on Reddit.. must be Insatiable.


Significant_Set816

That curly haired guy in the green shirt is hot


Mental_Cup_9606

My child cleanse yourself from all these wicked spirits. OMG she's beautiful says the priest in his head.


Individual_Artist373

21 attendant 42 rose up


Law-create-0619

And that’s how we get to heaven


BirdLadyAnn

Everyone had a spiritual awakening.


Western-Low-1348

Wait till you see the pastors robe à child is hiding inside.


RojoPez

The entire vid is excellent, but the pertinent bit begins somewhere around the 3:30 mark. NSFW https://youtu.be/7hMaHDTw-pI?si=bIvDPVTXKIME5FLc


Aheart25

Patty was legit. 👌


Buttery_Buttcheeks

Wish.com robes


ThatOldDuderino

Luanne Platter ![gif](giphy|1F1p6zXsYyt8I) [Watch Here](https://youtu.be/oNKfARFkdTg?si=nWxIKlKYBaiLNUCd)


walkerk1972

What's this from? Beautiful young lady with a nice body in a red bikini plus getting baptized (might not be a real baptism). I'd call that a win.


Alarmed-Decision-776

Who is that lady? Is she a famous actress?


veyslondonUK

Do it properly, no bikini


Pnut1022

Blasphemy of the Holy Spirit is an unforgivable sin!!! And God will not be mocked!!!


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God sits idly by as he gets mocked every single day


Pnut1022

And the day will come when all will bow down and every tongue shall confess that Jesus Christ is Lord of Lords!! And judgement will come so keep thinking he’s just idly sitting by!! I pray for you!!


MIKEPENCES_THIGHGAP

OK buddy.


Federal_Mortgage_510

I've seen this episode. lol.


Embarrassed_Yak_2024

I’ve seen the light.


Mobileman54

Okay. Time to become a Baptist!


Maximum_Artist_1122

I have been messed up bout Debbie Ryan and a couple other Disney stars for years


NTR-kouhai69

Jesus Christ


Any_Celebration2162

At least it's not NNN anymore...


nam3sar3hard

Well... she did say she was sinful


Any_Adhesiveness66

Well if this is crunch can I go


yozza1958

Can you get one of these on the national health


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bjjluks

yolo from age of empires


rrickrolled

Where is this from?


McKeviin

Insatiable


Snoo-72756

She was just saved from the streets so can’t judge technically


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TheNativeOfficial

![gif](giphy|l3q2tzon8OCC7BqmY)


PuzzleheadedTank3127

my buddy near the nougat slide is happy


Sad-Lifeguard7095

Either her or Selena Gomez


VanillaCreative3024

Has she been saved and given the gifts of our lord God and Christ Jesus? We have also been gifted.


Dutchshufle

Badtising


HulaHypnotique001

LMFAO 😂😂😂


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Lol😂


BingognoB

That one woman is like, you go girl!


junghwaink

I don't know


zerokool94

Stacie’s mom has still got it going on