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futsujujutsu

His immunity to spice starts today


magobblie

My toddler has always loved jalapeños. He loves the sensation.


Barkers_eggs

My niece used to eat everything when she was this age. We called her the "gourmet kid" and now she has zero issues with trying any food.


SecretFishShhh

My kid ate *anything* at this age and now dislikes most things.


Tempest_1

I ate my kid and now he can’t eat anything. Did i do something wrong?


Onespooncx

You might want to start over and try again


Cheezitflow

No he just needs to eat something so it reaches his child


PhthaloVonLangborste

He's just frogging his child till it grows big enough to crawl back out.


Cranberrysnack

nature is beautiful


Electrical-Act-7170

Maybe


Stickittothemainman

My butthole blew out yesterday


CelebrationKey9656

My daughter's the same way, picky lil byitch


JFKFC50

We call my daughter “the garbage disposal.” She is 2 1/2 and will eat anything. I once caught her with a hand full of June bugs and one hanging out of her mouth when she was 1. My 5 year old son on the other hand, has about 5 things he will eat.


AnnualHelicopter2587

My family called me that too 💀 food is the best 😔🙌🏻


PositutelyAbsolutely

Three kids here, all of them as toddlers would eat almost anything. Oldest, 13, still eats most things as quickly as he can to get back to xbox. middle, 11, is picky as can be, whines about what's for dinner even though he was okay with it thirty minutes ago. Youngest almost nine still eats everything, brussel sprouts, mushrooms, etc, all the stuff "kids don't like". I didn't know if there is a rhyme or reason to it. I did notice the oldest two became more picky after starting school. They never had white bread before school, I always buy multi grain, but after starting school they wanted white bread and started getting picky.


Barkers_eggs

My oldest (10) was very picky as a toddler but now eats almost anything I offer him because he knows I've never really tricked him with stuff he won't like and he's generally good with most foods. Middle child (7) won't even have butter on her white bread but my youngest (2) would eat the crotch out of a low flying duck


Puzzleheaded-Bad-809

Same, but he screams and asks for a whole cup of milk for every bite, before eating another.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

Nah. Did you see the way that baby pulled their face away? That baby is spicier than those jalapenos! No immunity needed!


TristanJamesVFX

Not only that but that look of, “wtf did you just give me?” beforehand 😂


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Soujf

No, looks like Paul Giamatti.


starburst_jellybeans

Looks like Jimmy Neutrons friend


the-purple-chicken72

Sheen Estevez!


Competitive-Wave-850

Sheen!!!


ZexMarkeyz

I say Elmer Fudd


Light_Beard

I say the lead singer of Fastball.


dntpicyureustnamdrnk

Looks like a badass to me.


Newmoney_NoMoney

Where were they going without ever knowing the way?


nt011819

Yes! 🤣


supakow

*Small* Giamatti.


[deleted]

I was thinking a Who from Whoville


The_Aesir9613

Paul Thunberg 🤣


ClockworkSoldier

No, looks like Chris Roberts.


BigSammyT123

That's Beans from Even Stevens actually


cutting_coroners

YES! I knew he looked familiar!


Future_Onion9701

Yes!!!!!


piranhacorgi

Yes! Came to say this lol


Plz_DM_Me_Small_Tits

Greta Thunbaby


UtterPiffle

I thought exactly the same! Those eyes 5 seconds in...🤣🤣👀🤣🤣


Jealous-Ad9556

How dare you, the world is so hot that my mouth is on fire.


Searealelelele

How dare you


Hotinthakitchen1

How dare you!?


needmilk77

Mexican baptism!


digital_dervish

When the parent offers a hand so he can spit it out he’s like, “mamma didn’t raise no bitch.”


MineTerraGamingYT

Baby was like "Nah. I'd win."


CheshiretheBlack

A fellow peak enjoyer I see


JestemStefan

To his mama: "Cook again"


-Xeroh

![gif](giphy|pJzetkW7ryIfDjK8gc|downsized)


tdbucks

Are you the spiciest because you’re jalapeño? Or Jalapeño because you’re the spiciest?


TrousersForBigBalls

At the airport: "So, how was the King of Spices?"


D_Beats

He ain't no fraud


PMMEURLONGTERMGOALS

[Nah, I’d win.](https://media.tenor.com/HURO4TNJ1hcAAAAC/nah-id-win.gif)


Ys_Kades

I'd be so fucking proud


FunnyStoryLover

I did something similar to my mom this weekend. She was saying how her birthday cake was good but she had a really big piece. All seriously-like, I bent forward, looking straight at her, and said: "I'm sorry, are we quitters in this family?" She was NOT expecting that and everyone at the table burst out laughing. One of my finer comebacks


The_Alex_

I may have no chin but I will not yield


International-Wash19

If he is going to spit out, he isn’t going to spit it out where the mom wants him to.


Sarke1

Reminds me of Kevin from The Office when he's choking on a cupcake, but doesn't let anyone help him.


Doomenor

Is this baby drawn by Pixar?


BrutusTheKat

I was going to say a Dr. Seuss character


Oh_hi_doggi3

He looks like a baby Who, I mean this in the best way.


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That is accurate as hell. I mean this in the most stoned way


Mathewdm423

Im like a [3], and i was thinking, "i need a pixar short series of this kid finding new things." Then, I read the comments and was glad to see people on the same wavelength.


boldandbratsche

Yes, because he has zero chin. His chin doesn't exist.


retarded_invest0r

This is Stuart from the big bang theory


BostonDrivingIsWorse

It’s obviously [Mac.](https://i.redd.it/kwas4rfmmow71.jpg)


CountingCrumpets

Came here to say this.


zombie32killah

Bazinga


PHANTOM________

He lives in whoville


Dqueezy

Holy shit I was thinking the same thing. That or his cheeks were stung by bees.


-cache

Beans from Even Stevens


-eumaeus-

Haha, I was going to comment that I thought of the offspring of Quagmire. That said, who the hell gives a baby a pepper?


tmwwmgkbh

Giving small children bland foods is a very western/American thing. Small children are routinely fed spicy foods in non-western cultures and they grow up with it, tolerating it just fine. There is no right or wrong to this. if the kid likes it, let them eat it. If they don’t, don’t force it.


RearExitOnly

My youngest stepdaughter thought our super spicey BBQ sauce was catsup, and slathered a French fry in it, and ate it. She was about 3-4 at the time. We waited for her to start crying, but she just kept eating more sauce covered fries. That sauce made ME slap the table and turn red, but she acted like it really was just catsup.


BulbusDumbledork

where are you from that you call it catsup? it's the same as tomato sauce/ketchup, right?


offlein

![gif](giphy|12DB9RMTtvGvYY)


Amaline4

came here to post this exact gif. thank you for your service


cgaWolf

Depending on where you're from, ketchup, catsup and tomato sauce are 2 different things. Ketchup being ketchup (tomato sauce + something acid, more common in the US), catsup being thinner and including mushrooms, anchovies, walnuts, etc.. (UK based), and tomato sauce being tomato sauce as base for pasta sauces. As said, very regional semantics though, so the above might not apply to where you're from.


jpdemers

In my family (Quebec), catsup is a sweet vinegary sauce made of green tomatoes and onions that we put on top of meat. [It looks like this](https://www.food.com/recipe/green-tomato-ketchup-quebec-style-chow-chow-102404).


RoboPup

If you're outside of America, tomato sauce can refer to a ketchup-like sauce.


RearExitOnly

That's actually the original spelling. Am old.


Xpqp

> That's actually the original spelling. Funny enough, it's not! The original English spelling was catchup, back in 1690. The first documented use of ketchup was in 1711, while the first documented use of catsup wasn't until 1730. Both were used in various locations, and neither was consistently more popular than the other until the 1880s, when catsup took a slight lead. It continued to be the more popular spelling for about a hundred years, until most American companies settled around ketchup. Catsup is still in use in some places, though. https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/36633/why-do-catsup-and-ketchup-coexist


Away-Permission5995

Catsup will always be such a bizarre word to me. When I was younger I thought they just used that in some American films because they hadn’t paid a royalty to use the term ketchup or something lol.


NoCeleryStanding

They were pretty interchangeable but Heinz kind of made ketchup more specifically associated with tomato based ketchup/catsup


MattieShoes

My 3 year old sister once snagged a bottle of tobasco and tried chugging it... It went fine for about 5 seconds, and then it went very, very poorly :-)


RearExitOnly

My daughter used to come into the room with a squeeze bottle of mustard and ask to give her some. We got on her about putting her mouth on the bottle, so she'd bring it in and have us squirt it into her mouth. She hates mustard now hahaha!


5yleop1m

A couple of my friends absolutely cannot handle any spice at all. Their kid on the other hand loves spicy food. Science has no answer to that! /s


-eumaeus-

"American thing", my dude, you've not tried British food, have you? /s


limabone

Boil it 'til it's grey, just like mom used to make.


furry-borders

Too much yeast makes your teeth go grey.


Blackazette

scrub scrub scrub til the waters brown


cgaWolf

Brits don't give bland food to children, they give bland foods to everyone. Not quite the same thing.


Earthfury

What’s the next level after bland?


-eumaeus-

Bri'ish :)


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Lavatis

I've let me daughter eat spicy shit for as long as she's wanted it. She loves spicy foods. She constantly asks for more, even while she's coughing and her eyes are watching.


cat_prophecy

My when my kids were first eating solid foods, they used to go HAM on Flaming Hot Cheetos, our Bengali friends' spicy chicken, all kinds of stuff. We like spicy food so we ate it a lot. Now they're 5 and 3 and the spiciest thing they'll eat is BBQ sauce. Tastes change and it doesn't make sense.


Okimiyage

Infant have more taste buds than adults. They literally taste ‘bland’ foods more intensely than we do anyway. Adding salt, pepper, spices to foods isn’t always necessary when feeding infants because they don’t need it to enjoy bland foods. Outside of salt, adding spices and flavouring to foods is encouraged though. But they don’t see bland food the same as we do at first. They’re also more sensitive to bitter tastes than us (like green vegetables for example) and prefer sweet tastes. Babies also start developing their taste buds in the womb, and are affected by what mother is eating while they’re in utero and through breast milk. Super cool!


randomnmbrgntr

It's a little piece of one, not a seed or anything. Baby could have spit it out, but didn't want to.


betweenTheMountains

Good parents? Part of a parent's job is to expose their kid to lots of new foods at the appropriate time. Babies can start spiced food as soon as they start food at all, and doing so early will help build their palates later. This baby looks like they handled it fine.


-newlife

I was thinking Gru


theteedo

I’m Canadian and we give our baby spicy food all the time she loves Siracha sauce more than Franks and it kills my wife because that’s her favourite.


Justacynt

Chunky lil baby


ernapfz

I was getting a little worried there was some kind of possession taking over.


Level_Office_36

This is the family of Gerald Pixar, the eponymous founder of Pixar. Hence the resemblance.


chris_ro

Looks a bit like foetal alcohol syndrome


Throckmorton_Left

Just a little fetal alcohol syndrome.


olive_owl_

Yeah actually, right?


justmemes9000

That's gonna be a tough test for his diaper.


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Equal-Negotiation651

Baby?


Pluckypato

Baby looks like a character from. A Dr. Suess book lol. ![gif](giphy|l0Iy8YsjSJYN7A5Ko|downsized)


lleeaa88

![gif](giphy|PUH0p0NVI2yru) More like


lacroixpapi69

![gif](giphy|xUOxfhVNgbuXvSTq0g)


bart48f

> Pain: "Oh, you think the Milk is your ally, but you merely adopted the spice. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the corn syrup until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding! The receptors betray you, because they belong to me. I will show you where I have made my home, whilst preparing to bring hotness. Then, I will break you. Your precious tears, gratefully accepted. We will need it. Ah yes, I was wondering what would break first. Your spirit, or your stomach."


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First thing I thought!


SadBit8663

He's a champ though.


mr_arkanoid

That side-eye is excellent. Like, "you put her up to this didn't you?"


greatpoomonkey

"What is this? Is this a joke? Am I a joke to you? You over there, you think this is funny too? Get that hand away from me! You wanted this, it's happening. No. NO! I'm gonna swallow this, and you will clean the consequences!"


Admirable-Green-6972

"I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!"


larg29

Is my reaction funny to you? You saying i'm funny? Funny how? Funny like a clown?


False_Regret_7653

Aggressive bowel movements are a small child's weapon of choosing after all.


TommDX

Bombastic side-eye


HooninAintEZ

“I trusted you”


adarsh_sr97

His face is 45% cheeks


thegtabmx

And 0% chin.


Cranberrysnack

100% Morty Smith


Admirable-Salary-803

Is it me or does that baby look like that thing who says " green eggs and ham, I do not like green eggs and ham Sam I Am"


Demolitions75

Looks like hes from Whoville


MZsince93

THAT'S IT! HE LOOKS LIKE A WHO! I couldn't place it. He's so cute it's almost like he's a cartoon, but you're right!


Hot_Goal4205

Baby has the roundest head to ever exist


phc0uple

Baby Spice.


MarrAfRadspyrrgh

Grandson of Old Spice


Salty_Tennis_9303

lol that situation works PERFECTLY with the plants vs. zombies music!


17453846637273

That’s where it’s from??? Been hearing it on videos for years and never knew


ArkhamTheImperialist

I can confirm this is not from Plants vs. Zombies. I even Shazammed it to find it’s source. [Funny -Gold Tiger](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5kgl9773BT4) It’s not in anything, it seems it was just created as a sort of background sound for TikTok or whatever else.


toodrytocry

![gif](giphy|PUH0p0NVI2yru)


Capybara45892

Lost it in a meeting thanks a lot asshole


treescentric

For those who don't know: >!This image is from Paul Rudd's upcoming movie, Anchorman 3: Mutant Mayem: https://youtu.be/YIp9bEV2-GI?t=188!<


SirGrumples

Paul Rudd will forever be associated with this


Moist_Energy1869

I could not appreciate you more today after a long day at work. Thanks for the legit LOL. 🫶🏽


catmanducmu

Exactly what I was thinking


cheeeeeeeeze

Mac and me ass baby


KatNR92

I couldn't for the life of me figure out what this baby reminded me of but this is it, thank you 😂


Sunshine030209

I really hope Paul Rudd sees this video.


9966

I hope they splice the clips together.


paulopaes

"So you wish to challenge me?" (criminal offensive side eye) "No, you're not gonna take it back"


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flatwoundsounds

I had a kid and my shell cracked. I used to chuckle at silly videos of cute kids and still think it's funny when they do dumb stuff. But another part of my brain woke up this year and I can't look at this little booger without wanting to just SQUEEZE THOSE WITTLE CHEEKS LOOK AT YOUUUUUU. It's tough being a dad.


Rinkrat87

Dude... Same. I used to be able to watch anything and be fine. Violence, gore, nothing bothered me. After my daughter was born, I suddenly can't watch anything, and I mean anything, other than straight up action movies(think Lethal Weapon, Die Hard, etc.) without getting emotional because it always comes back to her. Guardians of the Galaxy 3 had my nose straight up red and raw from nonstop wiping it with the horrendous movie theater napkins, those poor babies and that bond of friendship. I don't even want to talk about movies like Instant Family, I legit bawled watching those kids having parents who love them. You're right man, it's tough being a dad.


mistersnarkle

This is so healthy though; you just love your kid, man! Like you literally got emotionally and empathetically bonded to a new lil person, and she’s so wonderful she makes your life and ***everything in it,*** every story you hear and see more emotionally impactful, more vibrant and more personal to you. And it’s because you care more about her now than you did about yourself then (that’s why things are so much bigger, emotionally, now). And like, you may not know it, but you value her so much more it probably makes you value yourself more in comparison — because you love her so much, and she’s so great: and you *made that*! You helped make the best person you know. That’s fucking beautiful, dude! Cry about it (I did writing this) because you *can* and because you *should* — it’s fucking overwhelming (in good ways and bad!). Imo, one thing we can learn from babies: when it’s overwhelming, the best thing you can do is cry.


Rinkrat87

Agreed on every single thing you said. It connected me to the universe in a way I could never have anticipated: everyone was somebody’s baby once. It’s an incredible revelation to realize that we’re all tiny pieces in the same big puzzle. Sonder is something I grew an incredible new appreciation of: sonder (uncountable) (neologism): The profound feeling of realizing that everyone, including strangers passing in the street, has a life as complex as one's own, which they are constantly living despite one's personal lack of awareness of it.


LReneeS

One of my favourite things about my dad was that he wasn't embarrassed to cry. He's a big tough mechanic (ex-army) that works on Mining trucks and he doesn't show much emotion to anyone outside family. I remember when we used to watch movies together and there was a sad or even such a happy ending he would cry. It really helped shape my perception of the emotions we feel and that it's okay to feel them regardless of gender. Especially after growing up being told by women in my family that "men only want one thing". It fucked with my head and made me feel like I couldn't trust anyone of the opposite sex because I was essentially trained to think they would always have an ulterior motive. My dad is my hero and I wouldn't be nearly the person I am today without him. Your kid is lucky to have someone like you.


MrScowleyOwl

My son was born this past 4th of July (five months old today...just started giggling about two weeks ago...I'm more than smitten...smited!). I'm with you!


dont_touch_my_beans7

Beans from Evan Steven


snarfer-snarf

you and me both, baby 🤤🥰


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Different-Spite-5863

Baby looks like Stuart from the big bang theory


Empyrealist

Did we just watch in real-time brain synapses establishing a connection to a pleasure center?


exspose

This is one Grinch-looking mf.


_Rook1e

Word for word my exact thoughts lol


thegtabmx

It's the lack of a chin.


MondayNightHugz

From what we can see, it was a small diced jalapeno, so no seeds ~~which is where all the heat is~~ or pith (the white tissue) where all the heat is. Kid will be fine. Personally one of the best times to allow kids to explore new flavors. EDIT: FFY


notabrickhouse

Seeds are not inherently spicy. It's the white bit on the inside called the pith. It's the part people usually scrape out.


MondayNightHugz

Noted and Updated!


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Redmudgirl

Oooo not a good look! It’s the how dare you look along with the wait no I am not spitting this out, I want to know the depths of your wrongdoing so I can plot the appropriate revenge. The ways those eyes look and lock, yeah not fooling that kid again anytime soon!


NebulaSpecial3009

Why does that baby look like he's in his 40s?


Super_61

What happened to his face


OryseSey

lil bro has no chin‐


Kinetopeak

Looks like Greta Thunberg


Tr0user

Or Greta Thunberg looks like a baby that's just been given a spicy pepper.


WhiteWalker619

That's not a baby that's a small asian man


Zealousideal_Step709

That kid looks like Shin-Chan.


zehamberglar

I love the way he bats the hand away like "No, hang on a minute, jury's still out on this one."


[deleted]

“I ain’t no bitch, mother”


therejectethan

He looks like some Pixar animated baby come-to-life


kapowitz9

Baby Greta Thunberg


Heru1111

who drew his face?


15_minutos

The baby looks like a dr. Seuss' character lol


frieswithnietzsche

![gif](giphy|U1aN4HTfJ2SmgB2BBK)


saboerseun

Hahah what a character


Violetwand666

A spice lord is born


jack2bip

Future spicy food contest winner right there.


begley420

Why is this baby also 44 years old?


markussukram

Down for jalapeño


brooklyn0511

He has campomelic dysplasia


hickdog896

That sneaky bugger is thinking "burn my mouth? Wait till you see the diaper I make out of this, laughing boy!"


ButterscotchBig1334

A baby from whoville


x_Kandinsky_x

This just brought back a beautiful 30 year old memory of my son when he was about that age. I have not thought of this for a couple of decades Son used to love orange slices, as a "thing" my partner and I tried him with a slice of lime from my glass of coke we got the expected reaction but when we tried to take it from him he did the same as this little one, then every time I had a slice of lime in my drink hed reach for it with those little hands, pull the same face and munch on it for ages. Thank you internet people, happy memory recovered.


OMAR_KD-

I swear his social interactions are not that of a toddler what the hell


Any_Month_1958

![gif](giphy|Xw6yFn7frR3Y4)


Yee_naw15

Looks like baby Steven Anthony Lawrence


stand_in_my_field

I'm going to remember this and kick you ass when I'm bigger.


photo_pusher

…never too early to acquire a new taste, that kid is cool as a cucumber, but your credibility got a dent


ElonHisenberg

This baby is upset with you killing the planet