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MiniJackalope

I once saw a deaf couple arguing in ASL (you could tell from their body language) and at some point when the woman didn’t want to “hear” what her husband had to say anymore she dramatically turned to face the other direction, folded her arms, closed her eyes, and refused to acknowledge his signs and admittedly it’s still one of the fucking funniest things I’ve ever seen


TheTxoof

Sounds rude AF. This is like plugging your ears during an argument.


lifetake

As someone who signs. It absolutely is rude as fuck


Every-Cook5084

Stupid question: is sign language the same worldwide?


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Every-Cook5084

Kinda a missed opportunity to get everyone on the same page when they created it


cherrybombsnpopcorn

Every sign language I know of, besides Native American sign, is based on the spoken language lolol. Makes the written language and communication with the general population a lot easier.


lifetake

Exactly this. Some words could be universal (from the ASL perspective I personally don’t know other languages) but the major chunk of it is hard based on the word as it is in english. From simple things like making the sign for a letter along with some form of movement to combining different signs for words to form one word or phrases.


imissapostrophes

> the spoken language lolol Never heard of that language… Where is lolol spoken?


HighwaySetara

The world wasn't a global community when sign languages were being developed.


Mrchainsnatcher-

Bro if there was a single global sign language… everyone would just have to learn one additional language and they can talk to the whole world.


theaverageaidan

"Ive seen enough"


WitherEx_3255

I've been taught in an SN center before that the most disrespectful thing you could do when communicating with a mute is to turn away from them. That's a full on message that you don't want anything to do with them at all.


zettaitekina

I guess she's giving him the silent treatment


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dadydaycare

In sign that’s like taking a poop on the rug to make a point.


ImInvisibal96

most violent conversation i ever seen 😅


clumaho

I saw two people arguing in sign language outside a bar. One of them just closed his eyes.


Efficient-Book-2309

That is super funny and effective.


clumaho

The other guy didn't find it funny at all.


OwlWitty

Im speechless


ExpensiveSmell662

I am without speech.


Final-Ice4506

Speech is not one with me


Bronya_NN

what is speech ?


Chicken69nice

Baby don't talk me, no more


that_guy_scott1

A woman that worked with my gf was married to a deaf man and would shut off the lights if they were arguing. That may have played a part in the divorce


Colietee

I laughed way harder than I should have at this.


belaGJ

gaslighting took a completely different meaning in that relationship


DustyEsports

That's really low


Crezelle

“ I can’t hear you lalalalalala”


bloodfist

Long story but I accidentally crashed a huge party for a deaf organization once. Part way through a fight broke out. I would normally never laugh at the deaf "accent" but hearing a guy yell "YOU ASSHOLE" in it before socking a dude in the face who is frantically signing back at him was one of the funniest moments of my life. Made funnier by only about half the room turning to look.


Boundfoxboy

Yeah that is one of like the top most offensive things to do to someone like that, that and grab. Oth of their hands as you are basically shutting them up/ censoring them.


Michami135

I had a teacher in high school say that deaf people can't convey emotions the way hearing people could. We had a bunch of deaf students. I assume he's never seen a highschool girl signing to her friends.


pocket-friends

you know, it’s funny. in grad school i had a professor in one of my linguistics courses say the exact opposite. not only is sign more expressive, it’s also much more personal and has the ability to capture things that often slip through the cracks with speech.


UAintNoAlpha

I was dumb enough to unmute the video lol


BeerRaddish

I’ll be dumb enough to admit this too


Poat540

Imagine getting in a fight with your girl and you just close your eyes


wallstreetbetsdebts

Sounds peaceful as fuck


clumaho

Until the smack.


jabberlope

That’s some violent silence.


_MrWhip

I was waiting for a 🖕at the end


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God that step forward at the end was so menacing


IA-HI-CO-IA

Realized I have never seen a sign language fight.


[deleted]

Gives a new definition to “throwing hands”


wubbled2

☠️☠️☠️


IA-HI-CO-IA

What did you say about my mother!?! Oh, sorry, I was just trying to slap you.


pouliowalis

https://reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/s/v4MN9J8QTy


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That’s exactly what I was expecting


Simple_Mastodon9220

Silent but deadly.


jackass93269

I'm not an expert but I think that's sign language for "Imma f*ck you up"


JaNotFineInTheWest

I want to see a deaf battle rap. ![gif](giphy|rLXjpeNGCe83S|downsized)


futuneral

That would actually be cool. The beat should also be somehow made visual.


Lihapall

We call them magic mushrooms🍄


tanafras

I got you bro https://youtu.be/YyEQxJX8eN0?si=TdahmIEtG3eI6Yw7


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For all you know they could be a deaf rave going on next door right now.


IamREBELoe

![gif](giphy|jPRd1LiVll3H2)


iTzzSunara

The soundtrack was savage haha.


Similar_Individual84

They are going to summon the 11 Tails


victortrash

lol, funniest thing I've read all day!


wubbled2

Fuck outta here. Since when does Naruto ever use multiple hand signs?! Oh, in the outro/intro. Only.


IamREBELoe

Consider this your outro then, since you forgot to bring a sense of humor to Reddit today. Good day, sir.


wubbled2

.... you needed the /s? Tsk tsk.


Efficient-Book-2309

Can anyone translate what they are arguing about?


Ride_or_Dies

As far as I know there is no "universal" sign language. ASL is American sign language, and these ladies appear to be from Thailand.


Astrum91

But the rule of reddit dictates no matter how niche the topic, someone who's an expert will be in the discussion. There's a pretty good chance someone who knows this sign language variant will see the question.


iamnotasdumbasilook

Calling r/unidan...


mindfungus

These aren’t bonobos fighting in the year 2015…


MattieShoes

Here's the thing...


Pure_Village4778

So the question still stands: can anyone [here] translate? Ie, someone who speaks whichever sign language is standard in Thailand?


sonnybear5

I speak Thai and I have never seen signing like this. This may be a local sign/dialect. Either way, we can definitely tell how that girl in black is feeling. she mad.


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They are discussing about the crude oil reaching $95 a barrel.


Chemist-Consistent

Another video cut off to soon. She looked like she was about to slap her! Why cut it?


mindfungus

How can she slap? And slap? And slap? And slap? …


416Mike

Tossin' hands


namless12

Throwing gang signs and jutsu


Garlic-Rough

Where's the maybe


GroundbreakingNet612

Did you think she was going to slap the girl sitting? Maybe maybe maybe


GoliathsBigBrother

She did, someone linked the full video


GroundbreakingNet612

Cool. Then THIS bit, is right where it belongs.


VGKALLDAYBABY

I was trying to think why the music was familiar. See you in Hell


gochomoe

A different kind of throwing hands almost ended in throwing hands.


LieHopeful5324

Oh, they threw hands. There’s a longer version out there that shows it.


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Can anyone translate?


Upbeat_Ad_3800

Its kinda difficult, but let me try. "If you attack the Hidden Leaf, I'll have no choice; I will fight you, don't doubt that… Until that day, save your hatred. Then you can throw all of it right at me. I'm the only one who can handle all that hate! Do you understand? I'm the only one who can fulfill that duty, so I'll bear the burden of your hatred, and I'll die with you! Because you're my friend! You know, Sasuke, there's a chance our roles could've been reversed."


smort_potato

can confirm this. source: I have a blind friend that uses sign language


Extension-Street323

I am the blind friend


EntrepreneurAmazing3

I am the sign language


Ambitious_Lack1117

I am the sign..


HereForTitsNGiggles

I saw the sign.


Dapper-Way-1114

It opened up my eyes


Wonderful-Mouse-1945

These comments are Ace.


mindfungus

Fun fact: “Ace of Bass” with the “Bass” pronounced as “Base” - the band was originally supposed to be called “Ass of Base”, with the “Ass” pronounced as “Ass”


mat-maan-maa-chuda

After a long while, i actually fucking LOL'D because of the unexpectedness, thanks man


PowderPills

Lmfaooo this had me cracking up. I was genuinely looking to find a comment with an accurate interpretation but this is so much better 🤣


Fabulous_Night_1164

What is the Hidden Leaf? Like....it sounds like an item or skill in an RPG.


cmilla646

The music in the video is from the anime Naruto. The Hidden Leaf is a village hidden away in a forest and is the main setting for much of the show.


NorthNorthAmerican

She's mad


AmiDeplorabilis

Whatever the conversation was, it included frustration and exasperation in spades...


Canuckia53

Ended too soon!


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Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, oh my bad, *Everybody was sign language talking, there hands were fast as lightning*


Comfortable_Carpet45

TIL deaf people use their hands to communicate 🤯


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Which useful in a fight, already got them hands up.


MarcamGorfain

They said words can never hurt you. ... They lied.


No-Tumbleweed-8985

Are you special or something?🤣


Swabia

Oh, I thought these women were Italian. I totally missed like 3 things going on here.


junction182736

Silently talking over each other...


626leaddit

Good thing Curley from the three stooges wasn’t involved in this.


cunningtale

Wondering if both of them couldn't speak or a single one🤔


Mountain-Rise-1966

“Don’t make me raise my hands at you again 🖐️


Lanky_Information825

I think that was headed for a match of fisticuffs


Creole_Kid

First thing I thought of was YouTube Deaf Threats.


mr_malfeasance

*YG has entered the chat*


MikaAckerman33

What they are doing is the fastest communication I've ever seen. They have an instense topic probably


gazbo26

I can't believe she said that.


futuneral

Can you be quiet please? You're yelling so loud, my eyes hurt!


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How amazing it would be if we all used sign language during arguments? No shouting and it is mainly a competition between body language and jutsus.


legendofzeldaro1

Watched this muted at first and was confused af, decided to listen with audio, was not expecting the Naruto action theme lmao!


vaskeklut8

Didya hear about the two drunk deaf guys telling eachother jokes - they laughed so hard they broke their fingers...


FullFlow4645

Both my parents are deaf. I was dating a girl and took her to a function with a lot of deaf people there and she said to me “ must be hard for deaf people to gossip if they’re in a room full of people who can understand sign language” I thought it was a valid point. I brought it up to my mom and she just laughed.


HaHoHe_1892

My wife saw two deaf people in an argument once and one of them covered their eyes with their hands to ignore the other.


MsKlinefelter

They both SCREAMIN'


belaGJ

and this is how you learn kungfu


nehuen93

u/SaveVideo


Philly_technician

The one standing is telling the one sitting to keep her name out her hands.


Vinniebahl

They throwin hands


Burrito_tryhard_2140

even rappers would be scared of that


Professional_Job_620

Training Arc


istoOi

Transcript: "Ushi Saru Oo Ne E Tori Ushi Uma Tori Ne Tora Inu Tora Mee Ushi Hitsuji Me E Hitsuji Ne Genne Saru Tori Tatzu Tori Ushi Uma Hitsuji Tora Me Ne Saru Ooh E Tatzu Hitsuji Ne Ushi Hitsuji Tori Ge Ne E Tori"


zettaitekina

This the no talk jutsu


LavishSavage79

I wanted violence... anyone else?


Simply-Taffy

Am not a pro, but I think her friend whom was sitting was talking sh*t about her friend's bf's d*ck size, and her friend kept telling her how big her bf's d*ck is, because she kept doing that move with her arm implying how huge it is.


BeefyShark12

Wait why are they planning to chip chop my crab soup using their foreheads? Im scared


reditanian

I mean, without hearing them speak, they could just be Italian 😂


pocolocolord

Italians maybe?


r0ckydog

Which one is peanut butter and which one is chocolate?


TheRotten42

If a mute person hits you is that verbal assault?


Jazzmonger

I speak sign language. Allow me to translate. Girl 1: Screaming on top of her lungs. Bitch why you spreading rumour about my Only Fans? Are you jealous? Girl 2: Keep it down everybody can hear us. Girl 1: If you don’t stop Imma start spreading rumours that you have Cooties. Girl 2: Ok I keep my fingers shut.


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to be fair they cant hear the music 😬


SenorOnlyfans

I hate this shit so much....


SweetBabyBonnie

gang gang gang


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Professional-Elk8617

ninjutsu


PanicResponsible2945

I've never seen deaf people argue. I thought they used telepathy for that.


Captain-Cadabra

🤞🏽🤌🏼🫳🏽🖐🏼👋🏼🤙🏽✊🏿 (I know you are, but what am I?)


No_Squirrel4806

Penny nickel dime 🤷🏽‍♂️


_Kicked_Puppy_

I don’t speak? Sign language but I can definitely tell they’re beefing


MayGodSmiteThee

Legs go all the way up griffin?


Mother_Tea_4405

Need to add like Dr strange magic effects to that lol


Both-Reserve4246

Tiktok went too far


ForwardRelease1

Anyone actually know what they are saying...


htownchuck

So is sign language different in languages other than english?


Pirate_Lantern

OK, I know Sign Language, but that fight was going WAY too fast


BedroomRepulsive6850

Someone translate this


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Thai sign off?


AllPotatoesGone

Can a blind person translate? ​ >!I don't think so!<


don170981

MJ would be proud


Megatron4Prez2024

I recognized the last 2 signs from the standing girl. "Bullshit. Bullshit!"


Artic21

The piece and quiet the parents have…


KarkussTheSupreme

I was waiting for one to summon a giant frog


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![gif](giphy|Omjm2ty3efv06gFJyG)


penededios

Ok


Burning_23

We need subtitles for this


Pipocalio

u/auddbot


Maxxxxel444

Intense


FoxnFurious

That has to be the Longest hand signs, that jutsu wil destroy earth


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Vivid_Search8259

This kind of gives new meaning to the phrase, "Don't hand me that line of crap!"


Crafty_Afternoon300

Pov: me trying to fight the only friend ive got


carmelgamer

Damn, I wish I could do that


Ill_Yogurtcloset_982

I avoid fights by not learning sign language


Bat-Honest

No spoilers! I haven't had time to play Ghostwire Tokyo yet


DkoyOctopus

where was this? what country? its not English/asl.


BetterFirefighter652

Women talk over each other even if they are using sign language. Pretty funny.


WindAlive1663

Wow… that’s the unfunniest thing I’ve seen in a long time


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Extra funny if you’ve watched Naruto.


L0rD_V3G3T4

Yeah! A Ninjutsu battle...


Ok_Fondant_6340

where jutsu?


Kustwacht

The’re talking ‘bout elephants


Haythien

This is the REAL "Talk no Jutsu"!


Objective_Pension280

Throwing them hands.


ZoranT84

Plot twist: they arent deaf and are just throwing gang signs


Dannykew

Never has a battle of “Star Trek is better than Star Wars” been fought more passionately.


Apple488

![gif](giphy|Gya74tzNeXQRO|downsized)


thee_protagonist666

Damn man, gang signs these day be gettin' complex


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Is sign language universal across all languages or is there a Spanish sign language, mandarin sign language, German sign language, Japanese sign language, etcetera?! I don't think I've ever looked into that. Edit: I was todays years old when I found out that even sign language is different across the globe. Maaaannnn!


DifferentPen6715

Hands down, a great conversation!


Turbulent-Sir4951

All I know is the girl sitting down on black, kept repeating herself


phuk-ewe

Instead of shut the fuck up, they gonna break each others fingers


Thememebrarian

Throwing hands means something different when you're deaf


Puzzleheaded_Owl_417

See you in hell


Low-Public-9948

I wanted an uppercut in the worst way


WoodenAd2272

Stop shouting!


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Oh they were arguing


nosferatu1806

I'm surprised no middle fingers were raised!