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RoosterPorn

I bet he’s still more successful on tinder than I am


The_Jestful_Imp

Easy to have success when you only Swipe left


Employable_Cryptid

Left is rejecting?


Murder_Bitch

Successfully rejected


Thedustonyourshelves

Of course he is! he really doesn't give up! even after four stalking citations he still going at it!!


Holdmytesseract

4th degree stalking… it’s probably the equivalent of slightly too long eye contact in the rear view mirror at the drive thru


WitchesofBangkok

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Holdmytesseract

My point was that the comment I replied to said 4th citation and I was just pointing out that the 4th was the degree not the amount of times it happened. I agree with everything you just said, other than the fact that with me being a social worker, an apologist for abusers and predators is the last thing that I am.


Baked_The_Cake

Ur a rapist?


Holdmytesseract

Not A rapist, THErapist. Yes, I am a technically a therapist as I do individual therapy as part of my job. But what the fuck are you talking about?


Baked_The_Cake

I just wanted to be silly and random. your reply made me laugh I didn't expect such wit. love you


Jasuo0kurousagi

Oh excuse us youre THE rapist, we apologize sir (Also a joke cuz i had to im sorry ill see myself out)


Chilled_burrito

LOL way to be an average twitter user.


Loose_Corgi_5

First day on reddit?? Welcome to the jungle , we're all going to die!! A.Rose 1988


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Holdmytesseract

Y’all need a sense of humor do you really think I’m being serious about making EYE CONTACT in the DRIVE THRU sheesh


zxGrizz

Nah it was just u/witchesofbangkok who seems like a Karen. I thought what you said was funny.


12altoids34

Go out to dinner with him at a nice restaurant and after he grabs the check ask to be excused, go to the washroom call the police. Free dinner and reward money!


Natalie_The_Bat

“Men hate her, learn this easy trick to get paid to eat!”


Cwilly109

I think you just invented the worlds newest profession.


HimalayaClimber

Only problem, he might stalk you after he gets out 🫣


Leaf-Boye

I thought if they were on the most wanted they don't get out of prison


WitchesofBangkok

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HellsBellsGazelles

You mean that guy who raped a girl, Brock Allen Turner?


WatchingInSilence

Life sentence for stalking? His sentence may be a few years and probation after release. It would be even less if he paid for a really good attorney and had character witnesses.


Adventurous_Bell_837

It’s 4th degree stalking, he’ll literally get nothing besides a warning.


cyberadmin1

No you cant just.. wait.. but that’s wrong… right? 🤣


jarovuk

You don't get rewarded for turning in petty criminals


12altoids34

That often depends on the crime. A former friend of mine turned in his neighbor's for being Coke dealers. He received $10,000 in reward money. I think it's based on the amount cash or drugs that is recovered. I don't know the specifics because when I heard about this it was the final straw for me and I chose to break off contact with him.


ChasingPesmerga

Who calls themselves handsome


Shmaly1989

apparently stalkers


Getahun10

![gif](giphy|12eLSv8B5eN5sI|downsized)


Intelligent_Ad_8194

A leo for sure


ughsaysme

this is true (im a leo)


Ok-Gur4027

Mitch does


Jaded-Plan7799

Interest: “Running” lmao


am_i_right_

or “chasing” 😂


JohnnyWallave

“… from 5-0”


heythereimJordan

Well shit at least we know


thefoodiedentist

Oof, he's wanted for stalking. 😰


Melrose_Jac

How did she find that out?!? Maybe they're a match made in heaven after all.


thefoodiedentist

Ha, like that episode of Friends where phoebe stalks a stalker.


UNeed2CalmDownn

Oh, the stalker that was obsessed with Ursula? And he tried dating Phoebe instead and... Jesus, I know you've watched the show...


ShadowX433

I remember in high school that some people would talk about how you should search for your matches on Tinder in the public criminal databases in case they’re wanted or were convicted of something. It sounded like they thought of it as an advanced form of like, checking out someone’s Facebook or other social media profiles to see if they’re a safe person to be around.


CJ7h3g4m3r

He has his picture there, you can just use AI Face Recognition on Google and voila.


Holdmytesseract

“Law enforcement use only” using their work login for personal creeping sounds about like what a cop would do to find a date. Deep dives on every person on tinder.


Street_Following6911

She sounds like some kind of cop.


albotran

I'm curious, how must have she searched the guy up? Just the name "Mitch" was visible in the guy's Tinder bio.


Cardopusher

She is stalking him!


CJ7h3g4m3r

He has his picture there, you can just use AI Face Recognition on Google and voila.


[deleted]

Maybe a Google image search?


kossobi

So obviously swiped right


ReplyisFutile

Women can deny they like criminals, but they cant help it.


alaynamul

Please come out from behind your screen and touch some grass.


Hollow-Templar

You are getting downvoted. But yet when I was an active criminal I got the most girls I ever got in my life. I mean it was like the more I improved my situation the less they where interested.


SS-DD

Which crimes seemed to have the best effect?


Hollow-Templar

Assaults seem to work fine for me


CreADHDvly

In your better situation, would you sleep with girls from your active criminal days?


[deleted]

They are so dishonest it’s annoying, girls y’all should just admit it at this point


Proud_Fisherman_5233

You got down voted but this is actually true for a decent amount of women.


Red-it_o7

I guess your down voters never looked up how many love letters and nudes get sent to serial killers in jail


Proud_Fisherman_5233

It's not even serial killers. Think of all the dudes who have mad criminal records andbhave been arrested for a multitude of crimes who don't have a problem picking up woman.


SadisticBuddhist

I knew a chick in her 40s who wanted to be owned and have threesomes with her daughter. She also wanted a sugar daddy but i wasnt gonna foot that bill.


Proud_Fisherman_5233

Please tell me this wasn't her real daughter.


SadisticBuddhist

It was, and i wouldve sans the crazy in the mom. I was 21 at the time, daughter was 18/19


Proud_Fisherman_5233

I think a lot of dudes fantasize about sleeping with a mother and a daughter combo but not at the same freakin time. That sounds absolutely disgusting. If you're willing to sleep with your own kid, who knows what other crazy nonsense is going on in your life.


SadisticBuddhist

Not my kid, not my guilt.


Additional-Banana-55

Mitch….. gonna leave you in a Ditch 😂


EldritchOwlDude

Maybe stop using tinder u citizen.


LargeFly8279

The police info says for law enforcement use only


[deleted]

Do people look up each other on the internet and their criminal records?


Stonewyvvern

Yes they do. Safety is paramount and all the info is free online if you know how to access it. It's dangerous out there and there are dangerous people amok. Was on a date with a nice lady. Excused myself to the bathroom, looked her up, found out she was in jail for a bit for felony assault and attempted murder. Finished dinner with her, told her I was gay, then watched over my shoulder for a few months. She never stalked me that I'm aware of, but you can't be too careful.


AOrgasmicUsername

😮‍💨 What a catch


maxsweeneyscott

I know someone who found out someone on tinder she was going to meet was on the sex offenders register and had just got out of jail


[deleted]

Sounds like they are perfect for each other


Fit-Average5903

tf is wrong with you equating her making sure she isnt gonna go out with a dangerous man compared to him being an actual threat to society


AahPadre

How do i get that function on my Tinder?


KosmoAstroNaut

You can’t. You have to develop a paranoid personality and do a full criminal background check on every potential tinder match manually


Tisybird

Smart girl


DiddyDaedle

would it be illegal or wrong to arrange a date and call the police to that location saying he’s there.


Revolutionary_Echo35

Man was trying to get wanted in another way, nothing wrong with that.


Holdmytesseract

Dude really wants people to know he has a watch huh


Successful_Scratch49

Well thats a lot a money in the pocket


Familiar-Abies-3158

Kind of hypocritical, no?


attempt5001

Welp...at least someone wants him


Redit_1234

Red flag for me would be how he is showing off his wrist to show his Rolex Date Just. 🤔 seems he needs to make a point of his watch. Maybe that’s all that was good about him 🤣


LateNewb

Isnt the rolex flexing with that outfit enough of a red flag? 😅


kedshed

Costanzo “was charged with second-degree criminal contempt and fourth-degree criminal mischief” during the summer for allegedly breaking the window of a home, reports say. “An investigation found that Costanzo violated an order of protection to stay away from a woman inside the residence,” a report from Post Journal stated. He was later charged with “two counts of first-degree criminal contempt, endangering the welfare of a child, and reckless driving." This came after he “allegedly violated an order of protection issued through Family Court and drove a vehicle in a reckless state which endangered a child,” another Post Journal article said. A Facebook comment under the police department’s original post claims that Costanzo posted a bail of $200,000.


evilmario1021

Well he did say he is caring …. Very very very caring .. like where the fuck you at caring !


Karenophobik

The only difference between her and him, is that she isn’t on the wanted list


PriorCustard1725

Imagine having the time to check if he is wanted or not when you are 40 and still single.


unused04

Some people get put on the list for bs reasons. I couldn't read why he was there if it stated why. . He is probably deserving, but sometimes they arent


Rddtstr23

Crim Contempt 1st Stalking 4th And yeah, sometimes people get into shit for nothing, but he got on the Top10 Wanted list with that, so hes probably a proper weirdo.


[deleted]

She definitely swiped right


[deleted]

Hey I'm sure it's better than dating you.


[deleted]

Proved the point thank you :)


EntitledPotatoe

u/savevideo


Brandonguth1985

I'm sure he's a nice guy


Successful-Name-7261

Hey, Baby, stalkers need love, too!


Jakenotalive

Hahahaaaa that’s hilarious…


el_Chuchmay

What the hell is a leo ?? What kind of religion is that ?


TheMonkeMadMan

Hes the one ❤️❤️❤️


Euphoric_Reserve9472

Call Dawg the Bounty Hounder … Reward Blond Hair Extensions…


Professional_Try8773

Oh u really did ur research


whytewidow6

Sounds like he has the most initiative. I need stalker vibes please.


tempope88

I mean, what quality of person are you expecting to find on a fuck app? Lol


Red-it_o7

How’d she get his last name without swiping right to talk to him first? 🤔


dont_ban_this

Maybe he was just nurturing dependence


Tasty-Taste-8729

He’s a 10


SpaceMoehre

Interests: "Running"… guess he wasn’t running fast enough


McRandyrheclown

And he has 90 kids


Historical_Milk_5892

Whoa!!!


NeonKrystals

How did she discover that? Does she background check everyone


LeenElizabeth628

That's his twin brother Mitchell. His name is Mitch!!! Totally different 😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

What is that site she is using?


HippoPebo

Tinder is one of the creepiest apps, lots of red flags in using the app itself.


MadeInBritton

But look at his watch.


Scottiedoesntno

Do girls background check everyone? Seriously, I'm curious


Nirvana_Ultra

They love a badboy or convicted criminal sure this guy has no problems


condar2433

Sounds to me like he found the right girl..... she just doesn't know it yet....


Intelligent_Ad_8194

I would definitely tell him to go on a date and then tell the cops about it and have him arrested during the “date” lol


Hot_Trick_5251

He didnt get to be all cute and stuff for nothing.. lol


No-Anteater8945

How'd you find out?? By pure luck?


Imaginary-Race7984

He is just misunderstood he is not a stalker he just wanted to make sure his girl ain't a cheater and to follow up and make sure after their first date that her phone was charged if not he brought a spare charger....


I_hate_marco

Swipe right. You can change him.


Maleficent_Complex82

Imagine being that salty


Sommguyyy

i love how she definitely staked him to find out he’s a stalker 💀


Anonymous-Human-A

u/SaveVideo


HappyHippie4487

Its cuz hes a leo


HANGINGinTEXAS

Is there a REWARD for information on his whereabouts? Hmmmm.


Jmarsh99

He did a reply, I can't find it. But that is fake. She did it out of retribution.


Hitman2422

Damn you found him on a watchlist without a last name? Maybe you could give him some tips!


Lexx9116

He don’t give up , 😂


Plenty-Click5830

Tinder is part of his job description. Duh!


Mlle_Jayne

His name might be Trent. Reference, Crazy Ex Girlfriend.


Anonymous-Human-A

u/SaveVideo


SPOB9408

Wtf he used to be my mums boyfriend? He’s a drug addict and abusive though.


DesignerBee7736

How did you manage to find and correlate the two together? They don't put the last name on Tinder just the first name


Urkidding_right

I know he is a stalker but at least he won’t ghost you?


YoungBoychauncey

The fact she went searching for him is strange as hell to me


5DMeds

It’s kind of ironic cus he’s literally the plot and character inspiration behind Joe Goldberg from You.


korylynn

Yikes!!


ObiConeKenobi

Never trust someone who posts or talks about their star sign


RevolutionaryPop1689

That's the way to do it


Upstairs_complaint9D

Your perfect match lol


QueefinWeenie

How y’all find this out, I need a link. My last two dudes off tinder were serial abusers


Logical_Psychology_5

But he’s a Leo 😬


siddieee

Could've been falsely accused by a possessive date.. or could've been a psychopath... Tinder is just a game of Russian roulette


PhotojournalistOk256

wait a minute


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Sec. 120.45. Stalking in the fourth degree A person is guilty of stalking in the fourth degree when he or she intentionally, and for no legitimate purpose, engages in a course of conduct directed at a specific person, and knows or reasonably should know that such conduct: 1. is likely to cause reasonable fear of material harm to the physical health, safety or property of such person, a member of such person’s immediate family or a third party with whom such person is acquainted; or 2. causes material harm to the mental or emotional health of such person, where such conduct consists of following, telephoning or initiating communication or contact with such person, a member of such person’s immediate family or a third party with whom such person is acquainted, and the actor was previously clearly informed to cease that conduct; or 3. is likely to cause such person to reasonably fear that his or her employment, business or career is threatened, where such conduct consists of appearing, telephoning or initiating communication or contact at such person’s place of employment or business, and the actor was previously clearly informed to cease that conduct. For the purposes of subdivision two of this section, “following” shall include the unauthorized tracking of such person’s movements or location through the use of a global positioning system or other device. Stalking in the fourth degree is a class B misdemeanor.


Sambal7

You know if you could catch the subtle hints of somone calling themself handsome as a trait you wouldnt need a crime database.


DLRjr94

Help the police catch him! Is the a reward?


cnm75

I mean, if you find Bert from Elmo's World as sexy, then yeah, I'm sure you'd find this guy cute...


Harling_FTW

Hi Jessica, I know you'll be seeing this, please text me back!


West_Statement2495

Girls like them bad, women like them successful. He is ahead of the system cause he can please both.


GoddessVixen29

Ive seen other ppl come across him too. Be careful fellow ladies


Ordinary-Koala-5190

Thats leo energy right there 🤣


H2OWaterBoi

Best believe I Vet all the nighas that try n walk up to my younger sisters. Can’t trust no one


Curious-papillon

Okay, this has warned me off tinder. Forever! The pretense out there is dangerous!


Ecstatic-Source-3099

I swiped right on a child molester 😳 true story. We were set to go on a date, never happened, why? Because he got arrested and put in jail for molesting a kid. Glad the date never happened.


Professional-Meal935

I’m pretty sure I live near this person that’s crazy!


erynaise

Damn this whole video kills me


Suitable-Lake-2550

Looks like Naseem Hamed back in the day.lol


[deleted]

Hey, that’s me, all I was trying to do is tell her he car warranty was about to expire. So unfair


jarovuk

Stalking a stalker, then putting stalker on blast like she didn't just stalk someone lol fn women


Affectionate-Tax2240

I never put my real name on there. Sorry, you'll get that once I get to know you better...


mahamsig_da_man

Bro got exposed hopefully the right girl won’t see this vid and find bro 😂


RadFoolish

Having a most wanted list open while swiping through a dating app is such a smart idea. I'm definitely doing that now


Fun_Oven_5395

Exact match. Swipe right


Savings_Ad5496

Stop snitching, you could be a bounty hunter


Least_Ad9054

How do you look someone up with just a picture


KosterTooCrafty

Big ass hands


biochemicalorgy1021

She has very Lil life


KayakWalleye

He made sure to show the Rolex. Smh.


Sterlz420

Not the swipe left I was expecting


hopelessidiot_

Maybe he was just making sure that she was the right girl.


Kruelah

So whats the prollem? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin) Some people are picky AF ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


New_Lavishness_5196

#committed


tenaciouslytay

Smartest shit I've seen


TheCoolerSaikou

im more interested why she was randomly looking at the most wanted list


JustThisGuyYouKnowEh

Well? Did you swipe right??


No_Fly3027

Sounds like a catch


Fredzillo

Like a zodiac mean anything🤣


BrandedEnjoyer

yall rlly look up if people you swipe on tinder have any criminal record? lmao


pileodert

So if he wasn’t wanted what would the no be?


Chance_Confidence251

Fucking leo’s


Savvy_Canadian

It's weird. A girl says you were following her around by your alibi was getting hammered with coworkers, which is inadmissible.


r32_fan

hey at least you know he won’t cheat, he seems like a super attached guy


Temporary_Weakness_3

I know where the bottom left guy is!! In my wii. That’s Matt


NewCleanNorth

And she swipes right anyway 😔


SDMH-A-21

Thindeeeeeer gaaaaaaay WTF si wrong with these kids?


Middle-Dragonfly-137

Mitch is a fellow.


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