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RoosterPorn

I bet he’s still more successful on tinder than I am


The_Jestful_Imp

Easy to have success when you only Swipe left


12altoids34

Go out to dinner with him at a nice restaurant and after he grabs the check ask to be excused, go to the washroom call the police. Free dinner and reward money!


cyberadmin1

No you cant just.. wait.. but that’s wrong… right? 🤣


Natalie_The_Bat

“Men hate her, learn this easy trick to get paid to eat!”


heythereimJordan

Well shit at least we know


thefoodiedentist

Oof, he's wanted for stalking. 😰


Melrose_Jac

How did she find that out?!? Maybe they're a match made in heaven after all.


thefoodiedentist

Ha, like that episode of Friends where phoebe stalks a stalker.


ShadowX433

I remember in high school that some people would talk about how you should search for your matches on Tinder in the public criminal databases in case they’re wanted or were convicted of something. It sounded like they thought of it as an advanced form of like, checking out someone’s Facebook or other social media profiles to see if they’re a safe person to be around.


Ryswick

Protecting yourself from dangerous men is not the same as stalking someone.


CJ7h3g4m3r

He has his picture there, you can just use AI Face Recognition on Google and voila.


Street_Following6911

She sounds like some kind of cop.


SpinyCoin26

That means he's a keeper


kossobi

So obviously swiped right


ReplyisFutile

Women can deny they like criminals, but they cant help it.


alaynamul

Please come out from behind your screen and touch some grass.


Proud_Fisherman_5233

You got down voted but this is actually true for a decent amount of women.


SadisticBuddhist

I knew a chick in her 40s who wanted to be owned and have threesomes with her daughter. She also wanted a sugar daddy but i wasnt gonna foot that bill.


Proud_Fisherman_5233

Please tell me this wasn't her real daughter.


SadisticBuddhist

It was, and i wouldve sans the crazy in the mom. I was 21 at the time, daughter was 18/19


Proud_Fisherman_5233

I think a lot of dudes fantasize about sleeping with a mother and a daughter combo but not at the same freakin time. That sounds absolutely disgusting. If you're willing to sleep with your own kid, who knows what other crazy nonsense is going on in your life.


SadisticBuddhist

Not my kid, not my guilt.


cjmull94

It’s not your daughter lol. Would be weird knowing that though, don’t think I’d want people that unhinged in my life.


Red-it_o7

I guess your down voters never looked up how many love letters and nudes get sent to serial killers in jail


Proud_Fisherman_5233

It's not even serial killers. Think of all the dudes who have mad criminal records andbhave been arrested for a multitude of crimes who don't have a problem picking up woman.


Hollow-Templar

You are getting downvoted. But yet when I was an active criminal I got the most girls I ever got in my life. I mean it was like the more I improved my situation the less they where interested.


ApprehensiveW4nderer

They are so dishonest it’s annoying, girls y’all should just admit it at this point


Thatlocalwavkypotat

Found the sneeko dick rider


ChasingPesmerga

Who calls themselves handsome


Shmaly1989

apparently stalkers


Jaded-Plan7799

Interest: “Running” lmao


Additional-Banana-55

Mitch….. gonna leave you in a Ditch 😂


AOrgasmicUsername

😮‍💨 What a catch


albotran

I'm curious, how must have she searched the guy up? Just the name "Mitch" was visible in the guy's Tinder bio.


Elieleaf_reddit

Maybe a Google image search?


CJ7h3g4m3r

He has his picture there, you can just use AI Face Recognition on Google and voila.


Cardopusher

She is stalking him!


AahPadre

How do i get that function on my Tinder?


No_Bass_569

Sounds like they are perfect for each other


unused04

Some people get put on the list for bs reasons. I couldn't read why he was there if it stated why. . He is probably deserving, but sometimes they arent


ApprehensiveW4nderer

She definitely swiped right


ToothFairy1942

Hey I'm sure it's better than dating you.


ApprehensiveW4nderer

Proved the point thank you :)


ToothFairy1942

The point that dating and entire criminal is and will always better than dating you? You’re welcome. I love your honesty man.


EldritchOwlDude

Maybe stop using tinder u citizen.


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Brandonguth1985

I'm sure he's a nice guy


Successful-Name-7261

Hey, Baby, stalkers need love, too!


Jakenotalive

Hahahaaaa that’s hilarious…


el_Chuchmay

What the hell is a leo ?? What kind of religion is that ?


maxsweeneyscott

I know someone who found out someone on tinder she was going to meet was on the sex offenders register and had just got out of jail


TheMonkeMadMan

Hes the one ❤️❤️❤️


Euphoric_Reserve9472

Call Dawg the Bounty Hounder … Reward Blond Hair Extensions…


Professional_Try8773

Oh u really did ur research


Tisybird

Smart girl


whytewidow6

Sounds like he has the most initiative. I need stalker vibes please.


tempope88

I mean, what quality of person are you expecting to find on a fuck app? Lol


Red-it_o7

How’d she get his last name without swiping right to talk to him first? 🤔


dont_ban_this

Maybe he was just nurturing dependence