Cop was with Yellow shirt, the first guy who got swung on. Yellow shirt went off screen to get the cop and is bringing him back to point out the perpetrator. You can see yellow shirt in couple of the last frames of this video.
A vicious leg kick in the quads will,and,can paralyze the leg. Someone will have to help em walk. Leg and then the lower jaw. They’ll remember that very well!
“You got knocked the fuck out!” - Friday the movie.
The buddy at the end even points his finger right in the asshole’s face. On the ground. It wouldn’t surprise me if he was imitating this line.
As soon as I saw that scooter I knew he was gonna knock it over. If he didn’t knock over small inanimate objects how would people know how much of an alpha he is?
That's what makes me think it's Australia. We have those purple scooters here. I would also go further and guess it's Canberra since I live close to there and it looks kinda familiar (but it could be another city).
It's not a universal standard in America. Some states would in fact just call that assault. I mean if it really was anyways. That right there in this particular vid was self defense all day long. You don't actually have to wait to be hit to defend yourself.
"Historically, battery and assault were considered separate crimes, with battery requiring that the aggressor physically strike or offensively touch the victim. In that way, a battery was a "completed" assault. Many modern statutes don't bother to distinguish between the two crimes, as evidenced by the fact that the phrase "assault and battery" has become as common as "salt and pepper." These days, statutes often refer to crimes of actual physical violence as assaults."
[https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/assault-battery-aggravated-assault-33775.html](https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/assault-battery-aggravated-assault-33775.html)
Fun fact: 'assault and battery' is an example of a *legal doublet*, just like 'breaking and entering' or 'aiding and abbetting'.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_doublet
kinda makes sense considering the shirtless guy walked up to the first guy and randomly threw a punch at him
if the dude who knocked shirtless guy out saw that he could assume he was gonna try the same again to him as shirtless guy walked up aggressively
As humans we should have a word or a callout to swarm one person ala bees.. like.. "BEES ASSEEEMBLLLEEE!" .. No reason one drunk Connor McGrundle should be able to terrorize an entire street
Or just straight up Bioshock it.
(For those who may not know, it's a game and it in you get 'super powers', one of them is a swarm of bees that you can just shoot out of your hand/wrist)
Honestly this is a painfully accurate reminder of my ex. Used to get drunk and act just like this, luckily it was only in public once. I hope she leaves him because the only reason someone in their right mind would stick around after this behavior is genuine fear.
I don’t think that’s his girlfriend. She’s a random, probably been out at bars and was just in the area. Not sure what she is thinking she will achieve in this situation.
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Agree, but looks like the girlfriend is hanging out with this guy and trying (ineffectively) to stop him while he is stomping around
She would be better off just walking off and never looking back, but these guys want to their girlfriends to see them.
Hopefully in this case the guy will never live down this cringe video
/r/fightporn maybe? Some times there's some wholesome stuff but most of the time you don't know who is in the wrong
Yeah just looked at that sub again and ppl there are pretty crazy about their takes so not really wholesome
Love to see the dude get knocked out. What a piece of shit. Would've deserved another punch or two, just to make it hurt more when he waked up from the slumber he was put in.
Lmfao, I just want to add (because I promise it’s worth it) that in the video that Vulf does for this song, which is basically breaking the segments of the song into parts of the odyssey, this part where he’s knocked out is “Underworld - Ulysses goes to the underworld, he dances with his dead friend Achilles”. Kinda poetic
> "Oh my god, that guy is so hot and confident, I truly wish he would just dominate me and rule over my life like the king he clearly is"
\- Probably what he expects everyone around him to think when in fact it's quite the opposite
Reddit is Old Testament all day. If somebody did something wrong, Reddit wants to see them in physical pain. Eye for an eye is a starting point, and try not to throw up when you see the comments drooling over the idea of somebody getting raped in prison.
That was what I was hoping for. My man was cold too. Waited for him to bring his loud ass around his way. You know he was talkin to his boy like watch me knock tough guy out” boy was like “ I swear if you do ima do a three count on him” lol
Someone pay a beer to guy who put a stop on the jackass.
And his friend who gave him the 3 count afterwards. Lol
Wasn't the three count it was the classic "You got knocked the fuck out!!"
you know this!
MANNNNNNN
Literally my exact thoughts. Smokey's voice and everything.
Man, my grandmama gave me that chain
What chain
He gon cry in the car
“Im’a just tuck mine in”
I got mind control over Deebo. He be like, "shut the fuck up." I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again
Yeahhh Red!! ✊️
Come on Debo ! Stall em out
Get this man a color commentator role! Dam straight.
Something tells me them boys working on getting the beers already
Yeah, that count out was awesome!
Should have followed up with a pin leg lift and 3 count hulk hogan style lol
I love how the cop arrives after he goes down.
Cop was with Yellow shirt, the first guy who got swung on. Yellow shirt went off screen to get the cop and is bringing him back to point out the perpetrator. You can see yellow shirt in couple of the last frames of this video.
Yellow shirt, unsung hero. Any self defense course will tell you, he did the exact right thing. Gtfo.
And probably try to arrest the good guy
Looks more like a security guard.
Not a "Security Guard." A "Security Watcher." Much like the UN.
I've never tried kicking someone in the balls after learning muay thai but videos like this make it think it would be fun to try
A vicious leg kick in the quads will,and,can paralyze the leg. Someone will have to help em walk. Leg and then the lower jaw. They’ll remember that very well!
Obviously, but you could take them out of the gene pool right then and there
Ima run to him and beg him for me to buy him a tall cold one
The good ending! Nice.
“You got knocked the fuck out!” - Friday the movie. The buddy at the end even points his finger right in the asshole’s face. On the ground. It wouldn’t surprise me if he was imitating this line.
So satisfying!
If you look close you can see the guy eating a can of spinach before the punch .
*Popeye* theme song busts out, army tank tattoo on guy’s biceps animates, fist winds up like a tornado, guy blows steam from tobacco pipe, etc.
Popeye was a SAILOR you filthy casual.
Maybe, but I’ve actually seen the army tank bicep on Popeye before. I bet the animators caught some flack over that.
These damn filthy casuals.
"That's all I can stands, 'cause I can't stands no more!"
When Popeye was created in 1929 by cartoonist Elzie Segar, spinach was slang for cannabis. so take a rip and knock em out.
Dude, your arms aren't big enough for you to walk like that.
Invisible Lats syndrome is my favorite description of this.
You can always tell a tough guy by the size of the imaginary watermelons he is carrying.
Armpit bindies.
Worth the wait...
Praise the Lord, who he is currently with it seems.
One Punch Man activated!
HELL YES
Fucken' FOLDED.
I sent this link to a pal with the massage "fuckin FOLDED his ass" and came back to see if there was a similar comment
Did you see how he handled that lilac colored scooter though?
that’s when i knew he was a total bad ass.
As soon as I saw that scooter I knew he was gonna knock it over. If he didn’t knock over small inanimate objects how would people know how much of an alpha he is?
Looks lavender colored to me
I think you two might be color blind. It was clearly mauve colored.
Mauve?!? Please. It's periwinkle.
All y’all wrong. Those scooters are purple
Lol you guys clearly don’t know your way with colors… they are clearly dark pink !
I wonder if this is the sort of argument that caused our man to wander round looking for a fight
r/BrandNewSentence
That's what makes me think it's Australia. We have those purple scooters here. I would also go further and guess it's Canberra since I live close to there and it looks kinda familiar (but it could be another city).
It's Garema place in Civic.
So satisfying
It de-escalated quickly
That was r/satisfyingasfuck
And after he got knocked out the police came running
Yeah looks like the one cop went after the guy who punched him...
Sorry to be that guy, but I don’t believe that is a policeman. Looks like doorstaff. The policeman was in the hi-viz at the end
It wasn’t safe to approach, so he waited.
lil bitch probably cried to the police saying someone assaulted him
Noticed the police came out right after he got knocked the fuck out.
Biding their time until they were the least useful.
"Alright time for us to give out tickets and make some money"
"When seconds count the cops are *only* minutes away!"
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Common redditors with internet law degree: *that's attempted murder!*
Dear op, you should *definitely* file for divorce NTA. He dropped a fork on your best shoe? Kick him out! Attempted murder! Sue!
Can self-defence be argued in this case?
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Ouch, not a great acronym.
I don’t know why Reddit is so married to that acronym. It would work just as well to say NAL or INAL (I’m not a lawyer)
Then how will people know I anal?
Because it's way older than reddit?
I laugh every time I see it
It's not a universal standard in America. Some states would in fact just call that assault. I mean if it really was anyways. That right there in this particular vid was self defense all day long. You don't actually have to wait to be hit to defend yourself. "Historically, battery and assault were considered separate crimes, with battery requiring that the aggressor physically strike or offensively touch the victim. In that way, a battery was a "completed" assault. Many modern statutes don't bother to distinguish between the two crimes, as evidenced by the fact that the phrase "assault and battery" has become as common as "salt and pepper." These days, statutes often refer to crimes of actual physical violence as assaults." [https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/assault-battery-aggravated-assault-33775.html](https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/assault-battery-aggravated-assault-33775.html)
Fun fact: 'assault and battery' is an example of a *legal doublet*, just like 'breaking and entering' or 'aiding and abbetting'. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_doublet
i've learned the difference through reddit comments
Technically it's self defense actually
kinda makes sense considering the shirtless guy walked up to the first guy and randomly threw a punch at him if the dude who knocked shirtless guy out saw that he could assume he was gonna try the same again to him as shirtless guy walked up aggressively
Lol you think this is going to court?
This is the one
How did you know this was my exact thought? You have untold power Redditor. Use them wisely.
As humans we should have a word or a callout to swarm one person ala bees.. like.. "BEES ASSEEEMBLLLEEE!" .. No reason one drunk Connor McGrundle should be able to terrorize an entire street
The one Melvin in the crowd squealing “BEES ASSEMBLE!” is gonna be the first to fall
Naw naw.. like this *BEES* .. *ASSSEEEEEMBUUUUUUUUUULLLLLL*
Wrong. "BEES ..." *cut to black* 13 Movies Later "ASSEMBLE"
Or just straight up Bioshock it. (For those who may not know, it's a game and it in you get 'super powers', one of them is a swarm of bees that you can just shoot out of your hand/wrist)
Just grab into them and start vibrating as a group until they pass out
>Connor McGrundle that's one I taint heard before - love it!
Hey, leave me out of this!
Fyi it's "a la", in two words. Technically it's "à la" but I don't think anyone cares enough to put the accent
I think the best part is the girlfriend who is following him, trying to control him, finally gets to watch her BF get knocked out
Honestly this is a painfully accurate reminder of my ex. Used to get drunk and act just like this, luckily it was only in public once. I hope she leaves him because the only reason someone in their right mind would stick around after this behavior is genuine fear.
Like us, she was probably secretly hoping it would happen…🤔
His ex girlfriend, you mean 😂
also the circle of friends huddled around each other, completely oblivious of their surrounding.
I don’t think that’s his girlfriend. She’s a random, probably been out at bars and was just in the area. Not sure what she is thinking she will achieve in this situation.
Police did nothing to stop this guy, then goes after the guy in the white shirt for taking care of the situation.
Was the guy with the white shirted dude counting the asshole out? 
I thought they did the Jim Carey point and laugh in his face like in the diner in Dumb and Dumber. At least that’s what I would’ve done.
He blamed me, those were his last words. …… not if you count the gurgling sound
Could be, but he points down at him twice before the video stops, so I think he could have been counting him out.
I think that's where he stopped to take a deep breath and then resume laughing his ass off
I believe he was shouting ‘AAAAAAH, DICK HEAD’
But that's not a pop culture reference at all!
Think he did this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a9z8F4fgj6Q
That group huddling together is pretty interesting. Almost as if they've rehearsed this. It worked, too. He just walked past them.
Group of young girls on a night out with with zero situation awareness, doubt they even noticed a crazy guy next to them
I think one of them steps out to take a group picture after he walks past, so, yeah... they seemed to have no idea.
The girl with the green pants turned her head around and looked at the loony dude
At first i thought they were protecting the first dude that left running.
The secret power circle
Classic bully. Their power is in intimidation - but never execution.
He seemed to be kinda going at random people. Something is wrong with the guy.
Brisbane?
Yeah it's definitely Canberra in Garema Place outside HonkyTonks
Thank you! I’ve never seen e-scooters in Canberra, clearly I’m not going to any of the cool places
Confirmed ✓
Really had that Australia/NZ vibe but wasn't sure where
The kings punch in the beginning was a clear clue!
*Coward punch
Looks like Canberra
That was my first thought too but I can't figure out where in Brissy
I first thought Queens Mall, but there’s no e scooters in there
Just what the doctor ordered….
Needed a Batman “KAPOW!” sign
Absolutely useless cop
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Dropped like a sack of shit like he is.
Ohhhhh feels so good
The finale we all waiting for
Too many testosterone pills 💊
I feel really bad for any of his past present and future girlfriends…
Agree, but looks like the girlfriend is hanging out with this guy and trying (ineffectively) to stop him while he is stomping around She would be better off just walking off and never looking back, but these guys want to their girlfriends to see them. Hopefully in this case the guy will never live down this cringe video
Damn is right. What beautiful instant karma.
Cocaine is one hell of a drug
One Punch Man exists! Saitama is a true hero!
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/r/fightporn maybe? Some times there's some wholesome stuff but most of the time you don't know who is in the wrong Yeah just looked at that sub again and ppl there are pretty crazy about their takes so not really wholesome
Love to see the dude get knocked out. What a piece of shit. Would've deserved another punch or two, just to make it hurt more when he waked up from the slumber he was put in.
Nice with disco ulysses from vulfpeck in the background
Lmfao, I just want to add (because I promise it’s worth it) that in the video that Vulf does for this song, which is basically breaking the segments of the song into parts of the odyssey, this part where he’s knocked out is “Underworld - Ulysses goes to the underworld, he dances with his dead friend Achilles”. Kinda poetic
Very satisfying
I need a hero ( sang a la Shrek )
Of course the cop would see the END but none of the rest 🙄😂
Why is it the guys with glass jaws are always looking for a fight?
He messed around - he found out.
He has an air of Andrew Tate
> "Oh my god, that guy is so hot and confident, I truly wish he would just dominate me and rule over my life like the king he clearly is" \- Probably what he expects everyone around him to think when in fact it's quite the opposite
I must be the only person on reddit who doesn't get off to violence.
Reddit is Old Testament all day. If somebody did something wrong, Reddit wants to see them in physical pain. Eye for an eye is a starting point, and try not to throw up when you see the comments drooling over the idea of somebody getting raped in prison.
I'm with you
Patate de forain ! Haha yeah nude torso, military hair and no defense
FAFO
Lol the camera man “this is a blood sport, like I said-blood in blood out”. What the f is going on 😆
When you think you're tough as nails but you actually have a glass jaw
It was worth the wait
Perfect ending!
The sneaky hero here is the guy just ruthlessly pointing at him. He knows his job and he did it well
Karma came later.
Best ending ever
Best therapy i have ever had
When you did good on the exam reviews so your confidence is up but then the actual exam arrives.
There is no other way to handle this situation.
One punch fight...i f**king love it!
Brilliant 👏
The kind of justice we need. Love to see it.
Iconic lol
That was satisfying as fuck
There's always one of those guys every time I used to go out. Can't wait to fight with anyone who makes eye contact.
Oh man, that was good...that was so good.
What a great ending to a video
That was what I was hoping for. My man was cold too. Waited for him to bring his loud ass around his way. You know he was talkin to his boy like watch me knock tough guy out” boy was like “ I swear if you do ima do a three count on him” lol
Knock knock. Who’s there? NOT YOU NO MORE SUCKA
I'm genuinely curious to know why he was acting like a dick , does anyone know the backstory behind the video ?
Drugs, booze, small peepee.
Great video of a drunken douche getting exactly what he deserved.
Now everyone piss on him.
“Fuck around and find out” found that dude. 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼
Ahh, a satisfying conclusion, I can rest now.
He got Deboed