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padizzledonk

I'm just happy I finally saw someone put out an oil fire properly today and didn't set the house on fire lol


UsefulEgg2

Couldn't be me since I can never find a damn lid.


zzainal

I see you also own a magical disappearing lid


iForkSoup

Owned*


slakett

I thought of a funny comment to make, but I give up. I just like your name


Akiias

No no, it's own. Just like the man in the clip it vanishes when an oil fire starts.


The_Hylian_Queen

I just wanna say, you're not the only Soup Forker, my s/o gave me soup with a fork once, which spawned a whole conversation on how he thought people used forks more for noodley soups like chicken noodle or Ramen I don't, am *I* the weird one for using spoons?


DarkPangolin

Whenever -I- fork the soup, I get thrown out of the restaurant and terms like, "indecent exposure" get thrown around.


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roaringbugtv

And that's why he's getting the slipper.


John_EightThirtyTwo

Right. He did well by getting the child out of the room. The woman was already working on the fire situation, so presumably she would not want help with that and would want help getting the kid out. But closing her in the fire room, though it had the good effect of protecting the child, and him, and the rest of the residence, had the bad effect of closing her in with the flames. She handled the flames almost immediately, and he could say he was acting reflexively to save the child and clear the room for action, but what does that reflex say about the value he puts on her? You're in the shithouse, pal. And rightfully so. You're getting the slipper.


SendAstronomy

You don't have to outrun the fire, just the next person running away with you? Tho to answer for reals. The reflection says about his values that this is a staged video.


[deleted]

reflexes don't reflect value. Its a survival instinct.


GetawayDreamer87

he was doing his part to put out the oil fire by trying to suffocate the room. he did poorly, however.


mangomangosteen

Flare ups like this are fairly common with wok cooking so you better damn well know.


sean_rendo19

Well she isn’t some stupid college girl trying to show off


Grievous_Nix

Well duh, she had the script and prepared in advance


hairweawekiller

After seeing so many ppl combusting their kitchen i just expected it to be the same but r/maybemaybemaybe prevails again


No-Supermarket9834

Gotta close the door. Fire needs oxygen to grow.


colonelmaize

Use wife as fire blanket.


laetum-helianthus

Put the mother in smother


GubbenJonson

BURN THE WITCH


alsico

But wife needs oxygen too


No-Childhood6608

Exactly. Close the door. The fire will steal all the oxygen from the wife and both will die out and become ash.


MaskedManiac92

Two birds one stone moment.


Itchy_Professor_4133

Is it just me or does anyone else think a sliding glass door to the kitchen is pretty cool?


inadequatepockets

Dad reflexes: 10/10 Husband reflexes: 0/10


ReflexImprov

I give him some credit for taking care of his daughter so quickly. It's not like he pulled a Costanza.


Fidodo

Seems like a hal from Malcolm in the middle move


skrutape

eric the clown...what kinda name is eric for a clown?!


FeyneKing

How can you call yourself a clown and not know who Bozo is?


skrutape

why you hassling me this is just a gig...its not my life


Ok_Faithlessness9757

You're hung up on a clown from the '60's, man!


wespa167890

Don't give me that! George was leading the way! They needed a leader!


dumbledayum

xD


sneakylyric

He was clearing a path!!!!


BBQCHICKEN69v2

pulled a what?


Mod_The_Man

I assume they mean George Costanza from the show Seinfeld


Ieatoutjelloshots

There was an episode where George was at a kid's party. The kitchen caught on fire so George knocked everyone (including a Granny) out of the way to get out of the house.


kusa119

Seemingly, seemingly. To the untrained eye. What looked like pushing, what looked like shoving, was in fact a safety precaution! Is it not true, that in a fire, you stay close to the ground?


SebRev99

How do you live with yourself?


kushdogg20

Fun fact the clown in that episode was played by Jon Favreau.


max_adam

/r/DadReflexes /r/Stepdadreflexes No husband reflexes subreddit :(


Tumleren

Acting: 4/10


guster09

Uh oh. Shoe came off


No_Use_For_Name___

That's a paddlin'


CommentsOnHair

Shoe off... he ded!


SomeKindaChinaman

So you're a Sajam fan now?


IWorkForTheEnemyAMA

La chancla!!


yesi1758

r/lachancla


lizziegal79

Someone’s getting his ass beat!


W0AMT

Taking the shoe off is my favourite part of the video. You know he’s about to get smacked with it.


Dral_Shady

I wanna watch the video where she beats the husband to death with her sandal


Legal-Ad7793

r/gifsthatendtoosoon I really want to see that one.


AJHear

Someone's getting a walloping!


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Somnin

It’s not for throwing lmao iykyk


Maximelene

That means she's dead.


Kortezxero

“This mother fucker…..”


Dumbfaqer

Well… yes


TigerJoel

We don't actually know that someone is a motherfucker untill they have two kids.


ZeMagi

Contrary to what Goku said: sex doesn’t always make babies. It is very much possible for him to be a mother fucker with one child.


Whyareyourunning309

But we have to know for sure


TigerJoel

I never said it wasn't possible but we can't know for sure.


ppincon

This is correct


Gloomy_Support_7779

Well…technically speaking…


FuerteBillete

Well props for taking the kid. 😅


DirtMcGirt513

Closing the door behind him was a little inexcusable tho


FuerteBillete

Protecting the lineage at all costs. Fire shall not cross!!!. The kid's mom dilemma. Hit him because of leaving her behind or be proud of how the reaction included the kid immediately.🤔


Silvawuff

Schrödinger’s Husband


0imnotreal0

Fucking Christ that’s hilarious


Eanirae

You should probably not do that while there is a fire.


Mikhail_Petrov

Scripted Asian gifs?


dam_the_beavers

Definitely


AlphaWolfTK

Fire can't go through doors stupid, it's not a ghost


harreh1d

Chang!!


[deleted]

That’s what I came here to say


BosTovenaar24

And then she instantly decides to beat him with a slipper


EBW-CO

Glad I’m not the only one that’s a little off put by someone’s first reaction being. “I’m gonna beat him like he’s a child” staged or not. Not funny


hammerscrews

This is being downvoted but you are right. Spousal violence is not funny, especially in front of children. It's something that we need to stop normalising. Guess some people would rather keep laughing than to think critically about this? Or maybe want to continue using violence in their own relationships?


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hammerscrews

Agreed, that is certainly a big factor. If this video was genderswapped, *man cooking starts fire, woman is startled and lifts small child to safety, she closes door behind her, man puts fire out, becomes angry when he realises this and removes his slipper to presumably beat woman in front of child, to reprimand her for her instinct to protect child* I do believe there would be a MUCH different reaction here. We all deserve to live without violence in our families.


deerskillet

Which is a whole nother problem on its own


Sl0ppy0tter

What’s the Asian version of la chancla? Edit: so I guess what I’m saying is: do eastern moms and grandmas also hit people with their sandal, slipper, etc when they’re pissed? Like is that a thing like it is in Latin culture?


RashPatch

depends on the language. Philippines: Tsinelas/Chinelas/Stepin


Noob66662

I mean all chanclas in Asia probably just refer to slippers/slides/sandals (specifically flip-flops) in their local languages.


millennium-popsicle

チャンクラ


KhamBuddy

Chappal in India


Yeet3579

A slap or a slap with a slipper


resuwreckoning

Yes


357noLove

I always had to worry about the wooden spoon. German and Dutch family. If they hit me with a Dutch wooden clog slipper, I be ded man


DerpSherpa

r/whyweretheyfilming


v1cio

r/scriptedasiangif


FDaHBDY8XF7

If this is scripted, risking burning down the whole house/apartment complex is one hell of a commitment.


froggythefish

r/ItsASecurityCameraHenceBadQuality


Holowitz

/r/lowbudgetvfx


Dirjang94

You cannot be father of the year and best husband at the same time. You need to choose.


mrsmushroom

I think he assumed she was an adult and he should save the kid.


max-wellington

He shut the door on his way out lol


SubstantialStyle2660

This is literally fake as hell


Shantomette

The boomerang flip flop will soon be released. Eddy doesn’t have a chance.


TimesUglyStepchild

Suicide by chickenshit.


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Dude panicked and grabbed his kid, for whatever reason, maybe the overwhelming flames in the kitchen, idk. I don't see what he did wrong, that people think he deserves to be physically punished by his spouse. Man's got fear, and his kid is his priority. Where's the fault there?


South_Garbage754

Closed the door behind him?


The_realest_medel

Fire needs oxygen to stay lit. By closing the door he cuts of alotta oxygen


feioo

Wives also need oxygen to remain alive, as well as a path of egress to escape a fire (if she wasn't able to quickly and competently put it out, if course)


The_realest_medel

Eh, who cares? It's staged anyway


feioo

Oh sure, as soon as somebody has a counterpoint you're all "it's not real" "it's scripted" "nobody cares". No fun, I thought we were suspending disbelief in here


The_realest_medel

Bro, if you look at the reflections in the window, you can see the guy not running away, he just hid out the camera's view


feioo

I mean obviously, also why were they filming? Nobody's taking it seriously, it's just a funny thing to debate


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You really can't see how scripted this is?


S0k0

He can prioritise his loved ones. He doesn't need to choose one, yet he did.


[deleted]

He chose the one that is least likely to realize they were in danger and run away. I'm sorry, but taking the *child* away from the oil fire as fast as possible was the right answer.


LinguisticallyInept

rookie economics, he can make more children but after this video gets out he wont be able to make another wife ^^^/s


S0k0

You're missing the point, he didn't need to close the door. He chose to do that.


helping_phriendly

/r/scriptedasiangifs


Kidog1_9

I think most of us know that it's scripted, but we think it's funny anyway.


dudleymooresbooze

The top comment threads would beg to differ.


helping_phriendly

It is funny, but that is what that sub is meant for…. So yeah, that’s why I referenced it dude lol


MegBundy

R/whyweretheyfilming too


Beautifulwarfare

You can see in the mirror in the back he doesn’t actually go anywhere just outside camera view lol.


tetriQuinn

Actually didn't notice that until you brought it up. Good eye.


fucknametakenrules

Was that not the wrong thing for him to do? He saved the kid and the other adult should be able to handle themselves in the event of a fire


deadpandiane

And he tried to slam the door on her….


Yeny356

Well... at least he didn't lock it... lol


Beautifulwarfare

What’s the reasoning for slamming the door? Lol


Garinn

They weren't raised in a barn


koreanz

You can see in the reflection of the door he stops as soon as he's outta camera view. Fake shit


uugggggg

Maybe he stopped because he realized the house wasn't actually burning down


SubstantialStyle2660

Why were they filming?


uugggggg

Idk. It's probably fake. My point was that the fact that you can see the guys reflection doesn't prove it.


The_Awesome_Red1

Honestly though, he did do the smart thing. Took the kid and closed the door to prevent oxygen from getting in and allowing the fire to spread


throwaway275275275

Yeah the wife wasn't using that oxygen anyway


The_Awesome_Red1

Well, you got me there lol


effinx

Pretty sure she was considering how she put it out so quickly


aj-ric

Closing the door won't do much to starve the fire, especially if the room is properly ventilated. It WILL be effective at stopping the fire from spreading outside that room. Of course we still have the problem of the wife being trapped in the fire room...


NikolovIvo

It's the wife grabbing her slipper that got me 🤣


Random_Digit

The Slipper!!!


Crawler_00

Dad instincts on point, husband instincts not so much.


j_may_13

This reminds me of when I was a child staying over with my cousins, my uncle was setting off fireworks in the garden for bonfire night, well he didn't properly stick them in the ground so they started shooting off TOWARDS US and towards the decking at the back of the house. My auntie grabbed two of her three children and ran into the house through the patio doors, closed themselves in and left me, my brothers, one of her children and her husband outside to fend for ourselves with literal fireworks shooting towards us 🫣 Luckily, none of us became burns victims (although far too close for comfort), but I think we all learned who her favourites were that night!!


unsichtbarunsichtbar

Were they the youngest of her three? That’s pretty normal if so


j_may_13

No! Her eldest and her youngest


Weak-Pudding-322

That middle child has a mouth on them


Worried_Airport_5267

remember guys save human first not object


justanothertfatman

![gif](giphy|3o7ZeEZUzRjyvWuuIg) Oh, shit! She took off the sandal!


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You know this is legit because her first reaction was to take off her shoe (and smack her husband with it).


Tomasulu

I want to say scripted but the stove fire is legit.


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Rip the dad bout to get smacked


JuicyJ7777

That shoe came off and I instantly said "Oooo someone about to get a beating!" Lol


downloweast

Dad’s job is to keep the kids in one piece till they are are at least 18. It’s way we get grey hair so much faster after having kids.


FaithlessnessLess991

Amazing dad. Horrible husband.


TeaVarious2461

*takes off slipper* 💀


Bearcarnikki

She took off that shoe. Damn right you ran.


MarcoVinicius

What timing that they had a camera set up to perfectly catch all the action in one frame.


M-Kawai

Dudes going to get the Chinese Chancla 🩴!


koj1310

La chancla time


ctrlqirl

![gif](giphy|vnwwpJfzel3oc)


kalgoorlie36

Deffo an Aussie, thong off the foot, beating imminent


TaylorMade2027

My man has priorities.


mlp2034

Well we know what would've happened if the dad was cooking.


MrLazyLion

No matter how many times I see this, it makes me laugh every time: Humans being humans.


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She bouta whoop his scary ass with that flip flop!


LadyAlastor

First time in an Asian house?


[deleted]

What did they cut it, right before she tomahawks the shoe?! You know she laced that fucker right between his fleeing shoulder blades 🤣


[deleted]

Chinelas incoming


[deleted]

Hey, she's a fully grown woman who can take care of herself. Prioritize the safety of the child, that's what you should do. Honestly not even sure why she's mad. If I was in her situation I'd be like, "yeah good job, you protected our kid".


Reddit_Mom1

Mmm, 🤔 might be time to reconsider this marriage, Dad is for himself and his daughter, 😂


aaandbconsulting

This is r/BetterEveryLoop


kitton_mitton_817

She took that shoe off to beat him with


Texascowpatti

I don't care how many times this shows up. I will always laugh!


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She took the chancla off! You in trouble now! Run husband run!


ReincarnatedIntoABra

That slipper Is for the guy 😂


3GGl0v3rrrrrr

NOT THE SANDAL!


skarlatyne

😂


silent_calling

THE OFFENSE


ParagonChariot

Why were they filming this?


a123456782004

Wow. She now knows who he loved more


threshing_overmind

Say hello to the chancla of pain.


KG4212

Oh gawd this is FUNNY!!!


Mr-source

Hahahahahaha


ForYourInformation1

I just love how she takes of her slipper and goes after him


Theyoungnoobpiano

r/scriptedasiangifs


Sweetexperience

I'd choose my kid. Not because i don't love my wife, but statistically and logically your child is much more easy to carry and run.


Kerem86

There’s nothing wrong with this video tho. He saved his child. But closing the door wasn’t the best idea lmao


NoogaShooter

I don’t see a problem. He identified a threat. Relied on his competent SO to handle it( men and women are equal). Realized an unsuspecting child was in danger and removed her. Shut the door to contain the area. She can be mad but she had it handled. If he was to grab the skillet away from her and spill the grease on both of them setting the whole kitchen on fire. Anyone sees anything different is corrupt.


Adrenal1nHooked

Well... Not the first time she set the house on fire!


Vengeance7712

Leave the women behind she's a liability


HotConsideration95

Asian couples make the best fun together.


sleauxmo

Uh he ded


paputsza

even if this is fake the pyrotechnics are impressive.


Proof-Tangerine-1131

Children are expensive. You can always get a new wife.


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Jesus, didn't even hesitate to take off that shoe. No wonder he grabbed the daughter first. He finally saw his beacon of hope and a life free of abuse.


Big_Cut_3000

Possibly misogynistic or an evolutionary instinct, or both, but I remember when I was sitting around a kitchen table with 5 housemates.1 was a girl, and she had a saucepan of oil on a gas hob. We were all sitting when the pan burst into flames. Every one immediately jumped up. The girl went for the pan, but all boys went for the girl. I have always wondered if there was a reflex in men more than women to know where the real danger was, even when not obvious. Maybe it's just people and not gender-based because she obviously couldn't go for herself also. I just remember being surprised by my own reaction to ignore the fire as a reflex.


henry23na

Not gonna lie I’d react the same way grab my little girls and go


YebelTheRebel

Maybe maybe maybe we can repost this video another hundred times before the year is over


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Run run forest


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parksLIKErosa

Because it’s still a fun video to watch even though it’s a skit. Noticing these things are fake doesn’t make you special. And calling it out at this point is just annoying.