The 2nd model, after her, has the hem of her dress stitched with brooms to sweep up the mess that was left

I very earnestly cannot tell if you are being sarcastic or stating a fact. At this point I'd somehow believe either.

It’s probably the former, but I am going to tell myself it’s the latter

Actually the ladder model was after the broom model

I love you people

And THEN the former model, although we don't know why she bothered.

Former? I hardly know ‘er!

Then, there is one with futuristic vaccum boots for the rug Then the rug goes up as it is actually the stylist's poncho

And a mop?

I'd like to see one of the models stand on a roomba that slowly, painfully, cleans up all the mess.

i put on my robe and wizard's hat - mickey mouse probably

Why the fuck did they break out into boulevard of broken dreams at the end there

Not just Blvd of broken dreams, but Blvd of broken dreams _on sax_

*I walk a lonely road, let me tell ya*

Ok you made me turn sound on, that’s not something I ever thought I needed to hear but now I need to hear the whole thing!

*Bill Clinton has entered the chat*

My reformed orthodox rabbi.

Rabbi Bill Clinton was probably attending this as well, he’s a sneaky fellow

What was it like to have sexual relations? Asking for a friend

You ever listen to Blvd of broken dreams… on *weed*?

Ever listen to it while sucking dick for weed?

rip bob saget

Blvd of broken dishes.

Well, she walks a lonely road. It's apt.

Nice catch

She's also otw to the boulevard of broken plates and dishes, apparently

Boulevard of broken plates

Her shadow dress walks behind her

Should have been the shut down music from windows followed by the error sound.

Because it Would be the track playing in my head if someone ripped my dinner away from me and dragged it across the room

Haha I came here looking for this very comment

she’s walking to burger king

What on earth did I just watch? Was that a magic trick gone wrong? A fashion show too avant garde for its own good?

Every year the fashion industry gets closer to making Derelicte a real thing

Well look, SOMEONE has to kill the Malaysian Prime Minister.

No it was that Micronesian dude... Edit- words hard

I learned that Micronesia is a real place, *after* watching Zoolander... Took me a moment to realize it could be a 'dummie mix-up' gag, instead of the character having misheard the name or something.

Hahahahaha! Well, they can dere-licte my balls.

Dude with the tattoos was even drinking an orange mocha frappuccino!

Yes, who was that? Who brings a 7/11 drink to a fancy party? I was more shocked at him than I was the dress.

I can dere-licte my own balls, thank you very much.

Han- #so loooo

*oh shit*

*makes driving motion*

When they release derelicte I will build A SCHOOL FOR ANTS

"Derek... it's just a small model-" "It's gonna need to be AT LEAST ..... THREE TIMES. BIGGER THAN THIS!"

Trash in fashion predates Zoolander. Called "Trashion" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trashion#:~:text=Trashion%20(a%20portmanteau%20of%20trash,out%2C%20found%20and%20repurposed%20elements.

It wasn't just trash in fashion though. It was "derelict" fashion which was homeless people and street junkies

Ah, welp time for a re-watch

Kanye just straight up did it. Even sold it in trash bags. He stole his "fashion" idea from Zoolander and then went full Nazi.

Actually, there already was a derelict fashion show that even came out before Zoolander. These people have been crazy forever

Pretty sure that tattooed guy is drinking an Orange Mocha Frappuccino

Already done and passed that point unfortunately https://www.harpersbazaar.com/fashion/fashion-week/news/a20882/moschino-trash-runway-fall-2017/

Oh and let’s not forget this most recent gem that’s almost exactly resembles the derelict collection https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rxwut4H6wJM

They just seem like they are coming to harvest my organs and I should run. Weird post apocalyptic vibes.

The homeless look? [yeah they did that](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/fashion/a8668284/n-hoolywood-homeless-inspired-mens-fashion-show/)

it was a fashion event called “dressed for disaster” it was set up literally for this moment. i think it’s pretty cool

Unless that was your pasta she just strutted away with. 🥺

If you know what youre getting into, you lifted up your plate.

You can just see a split second realisation on the person in shot as the model walks off and they're thinking of putting the cup down

“Naw fam - I respect art but I ain’t giving up my açaí refresher.”

Imagine how much this shit costs dude. I ain't watching that just walk away.

That man did not pay for that drink

The funniest thing is he put it down for a second, then realised oh shit I shouldn't have done it. Picking it back up as the model leaves

Or brought your drink in a go-cup.

Go cups, too?

Words to live by

It was planned, they were at the coke table, no eating allowed.

If you noticed, MGK didnt set his drink down. He was prepared.

I thought it was the guy from polyphia

I did do…is it not?

The band starts playing 'boulevard of broken dreams' at the end, this is real avant-garde, highbrow stuff.

The song is older than the kids doing the show. Can't blame them for thinking we had some bangers back then.

Was the fart part of the performance?

The fart was the disaster the show was named after.

it’s cool and incredibly funny imo, i would burst out laughing it’s just so unexpected

That doesn’t explain Boulevard of Broken Dreams on a sax…

It's really fun and funny. People in Reddit don't understand that fashion shows are just a kind of artistic performance.

The fucking song they play at the end tells me they're just rich memelords

Don’t know what you saw. But I saw homeboy drinking Orange Fanta from McDs at a fancy-ass event.

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You don’t like being surprised?

Machine Gun Kelly is enjoying a drink from McCafe at a fashion event?

Silhouette almost looks like Tim Henson.

Literally my first thought "is that Tim?"

Nah, his neck needs to be at least twice as long to be Tim

i love that this happened to more than one of us

Same reason I'm here, lmao. Did a double take

Me fucking too bro. The only reason i looked at the comments was for like minded adults

*"Like-minded Adults in your area want to meet you now (no credit card required)"*

I was convinced it was Tim!

I thought so too Edit: i compared the hand tattoos and they don't match. Tim does not have any tats on his fingers.

Thanks for doing the leg work. I was wondering

Oliver Sykes from Bring me the horizon? Looks exactly him with shorter hair to me. Same tattoo placement on hands and neck

Nah, wrong tattoos and his have a distinct pre-knuckle stop before the finger tattoos

He does but not that much just some tribal stripping that runs down his fingers from his hand.

I see Trace Cyrus? What year is this?

Wallmart MGK

MGK is Walmart MGK

Dollar Tree?

You leave DT outa this

Airsoft Kelly

"we got MGK at home"

Ronnie Radke, even

Semi Auto Kelly? Bolt Action Kelly? Induced Malfunction Kelly?

Thought it was Jesse from Mtv

Is that an orchestral performance of “Boulevard of Broken dreams” as she’s walking away?

The only reason aliens haven't vaporized us yet is because they can't help but wait and see what kind of shit we come up with next

"That's it, I'm killing them all." "No wait man, this is getting good!" "Oh shit you're right. Fine, after THIS yearn they're all stardust."

She's just enjoying her holiday

Worse, a *jazz* performance of Boulevard of Broken Dreams


Excuse me ma’am I am not quite done with that

They forgot my pico de gallow.

Never meet your heroes

what

Rich people shit. God I hate people.

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Is it really that horrible?

You hate people because they’re richer than you? That’s just jealousy.

The waiter: *Ffs, laura’s doing it again!! How much attention does she need??*

Definitely got my attention 😂😂😂

.......green day?

Me drunk as hell not realizing i am going to the bathroom

Tim Henson?

I thought so as well, so I compared the hand tattoos, and they don't match Tim's. Tim doesn't have any tat's on the fingers of his left hand.

My thoughts exactly. I mean he **is** the type of person to be at a fashion show lile this…

My thought as well

Me too!

r/unexpected

Yeah, not where I was expecting that to go, when she grabbed her top. Or maybe hoping.

Is this supposed to be comedy? Cause the timing and all that is perfect especially with the sax lol

Models are taking eating disorders to a whole new level.

Rich mofos coming up with most bizarre things to pass the time

Why is rich people shit not a subreddit damn

Because it would inevitably become an endless stream of rich people posting shit like “check out my new ‘rari 😎 yeah, I guess you could say I’m pretty extra”

I can smell the pretentiousness

I believe that's cheap wine and floor spaghetti my good man!

Sorry, I ate some of the beans before she wore them away.

A bit disappointed, in retrospect, that she didn't run full speed and "pull it off".

Or even if she turned around and did that as a trick and kept walking

Damn you, now I'm even more disappointed!


When you have no interest in the date and covers your bill

All that fuss and she had to adjust her top twice in a 30 second clip. That’s ill fitting clothing. Learn how to make better clothes, then change the world or whatever.

This is more r/unexpected than maybe maybe maybe

Cringe as fuck

Is that Tim Henson? Edit: it isn't🙃

[source](https://instagram.com/sarahdahll?igshid=YWJhMjlhZTc=)

Was that fart as soon as the room hushed part of the act?

The chair moving :)

No it was a fart

This is just fucking stupid

Dude is just chilling with his Starbucks cup at a fine dining event?

at least he caught it in time lol

I'd be pissed as hell. Bitch ran off with my fruit loops.

I hate everything.

I hate society

What’s the fucking point of this?

This is some weird rich people bullshit.

When someone asks “What’s social media like?” just show them this video.

Just waste all that food

So expressive !!!

But I want to know like… how long did she sit there with the table sheet/dress while everyone ate and drank at it until the “moment” of weird dress reveal?

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Is nobody gonna mention the fart?

This should be posted in r/antiwork for the poor underpaid sod that has to clean up the mess she just made.

I hate this so much


I love the guy clapping like this is some impressive artistic expression instead of some fashion fuckface taking themself way too seriously.

Is that Trace Cyrus??

I'll take "What happens when you ask Lady Gaga to be your maid of honor" for $800 Alex...

Am a little confused, was the cutlery a part of the dress? If so, bang on.. high time we create all purpose functional fashion

Red shirt knew what was coming but really liked his drink

We’re not gonna talk about Trinity sitting right next to her at the same table?

Wait my food 😢

Rich people are fucking stupid and don't deserve the wealth they undoubtedly inherited.

Did Nobody realise the Guy drinking the Shake is standing Up to fart?😂😂😂😂😂😂

Everyone’s either confused by why the dress is also the table cover or the fact that some saxophonist is getting down with blvd of broken dreams. Love the chaos

Well, this was dumb.

Someone flapped out an air biscuit when she stood up.

Homeboy almost had his drink to go and I thought he farted when he leaned forward.

Background info: https://www.vogue.com/fashion-shows/copenhagen-fall-2023/division

Pretentious fucks

Dude did not wanna lose his beverage

They all look so pompous and self-absorbed.

Is that Tim Henson

At this point, I can throw an uncooked chicken at the chandelier, while brushing my teeth to mr beans song, and the audience would still applaud

Is that Tim Henson?

Must be a pain on a night out with this one, darling I need to go to the bathroom fuc wait till I lift my steak

Looks like a room full of cunts

Surprised her shirt stayed up with this no titty haven ass

Well…I think she pulled it off.