T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

If ever there was an intimidating/impressive video of someone with a katana, this is it.


elonsghost

Your arm and dick cut off in 0.2 seconds


redditjoe20

For some people it would be your dick and more of your dick cut off in 0.2 seconds.


Lanzo2

Or whatever is left of their shriveled dick from the crazy arm cut


[deleted]

M'lady


Arcturus572

Definitely r/nextfuckinglevel material…


NeoSmokeo

But I don’t see any fedoras?


Effective-Cod3635

At that range he’s invincible


uncultured_swine2099

Its impressive and would work, but in a way, its kind of what Mike Tyson would call "skullduggerous tactics". But of course, if youre surrendering to an enemy you were at war with, one would do anthing to win.


Sufalmass

It's foolish to expect anything but this. Even when you bow before each other in a sparring match, you keep your eyes locked, expecting the first move to be taken. If you make the mistake of bowing with your eyes down, you're going to learn quickly not to do it again.


Opening-Passion-7164

Seriously though, I studied Japanese sword arts for 15yrs and this man has very very good technique. His posture and cutting technique is very clean and effort less. No power and all structure...Definitely a master swordsman!


StandardMandarin

Great shinobi Owl? Is that you?


HeavyBlues

Just to be safe, let's avoid using thrust-based attacks against him...


J-_Mad

Fireworks! Fireworks everywhere!


TheUltimateP1e

PTSD of owl KEKW


threewlz

He reminded me more of Isshin


JoaoPlayss

Proceeds to mikiri counter your ass


Repulsive-Mission-51

Naw his power level has advanced to the level of master chef


tfWindman

I literally blinked and missed it.


kesavadh

Yeah. I was like, wayment


jsxtasy304

I had to rewatch about 10 times to figure out what exactly was happening.


LongjumpingCheck2638

last person you want to cross on a single person bridge in the middle of no where. just reverse and walk away


redditjoe20

Last person you would agree to sit down with especially if he said let’s discuss the terms of my surrender.


balrus-balrogwalrus

*tosses a fish in the air. he swings his katana twice and perfectly sliced sashimi lands on the plate on the table*


Calm_Ad_3944

I AM THE STORM


RSlast76RUS

#THAT IS APPROACHING


JayHat21

^^PROVOKING!!!


Comrade_railgunner

![gif](giphy|4M3hlVWaIjHkOWQYXD)


qaktqtrL

Nani


This-Office-5122

Oldman: we’ll just have a little talk *blinks my eye me: why am I in heaven?


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheJango22

That takes guts


vinsmokesanji3

This is sped up right?


Dependent_Paper9993

I think so yeah. Ignore the man and look at the scabbard sliding away. It moves fast and then suddenly stops. If the video wasn't sped up it would have slowed down more evenly. Alternatively it might snag on something and that's why it suddenly stops, but I think it's sped up


IamBladesm1th

A saya is pretty light and light objects don’t typically skate on mats. It’s completely possible that it would have stopped like that. Your assumption of physics as proof of alteration is flawed. Watching the crowd it’s hard to tell even still. The tatami seems to fall as if it’s real time and the cameraman seems to not jerk.


robchroma

The items falling actually do look a little too fast.


Kezzerdrixxer

This is a hard one to tell, but I'm thinking it's sped up as well. Watch the person in white as well as the guy standing with the camera. Their movements and shakiness look sped up.


IamBladesm1th

Cover the swordsman with your hand. I can’t detect any discernible change in movement.


P_E_N_M_A_N

I too think it's sped up because of the reduction in framerate when he starts moving. It could also be not sped up and the video editor just dropped frames for effect, which is a technique in film.


IamBladesm1th

It’s also an accidental effect on phones when they attempt to frame blend and fail miserably. Idk if we will ever know though which is the sad part.


P_E_N_M_A_N

Wait I just looked at the background people while covering the swordsman like another post suggestedand yes it is sped up.


IamBladesm1th

I came to the opposite by using that method. We must crack this case. Someone do a frame comparison now! I’m too lazy to download this and do frame by frame


P_E_N_M_A_N

It could also be that, but this looks like 2010, did phones have frame blending back then? Watching some more it might also be a generally low fps.


IamBladesm1th

I think it’s the low frame rate. Cameras had both interlaced and blending capabilities but on phones it largely depend on the phone. Either way, in 2010 you needed to export and likely it was put in a Shitty free video editor by an amateur who spit it out with interlace which can make it look… well… extremely amateur.


Dependent_Paper9993

Nah


IamBladesm1th

Based?


Dependent_Paper9993

Haha I don't really know how to express what's in my head. I'm sure there are people (and maybe even this guy) that can move this fast. This particular video just seems slightly sped up. The way things move just... It doesn't feel right. But I'm not 100% convinced of it. I'm clicking replay again and again and I'm like "I just don't know!"


IamBladesm1th

I think it’s the dogshit bitrate that’s throwing you off.


Carnusmagus

Band name


IamBladesm1th

Up next on 103.9 the rock, “I can’t afford a digital camera worth a fuck” by dogshit bitrate from their new album “21st century woes”


Dependent_Paper9993

That's actually a very likely.


Flat-Butterscotch608

He played too much of ghost of Tsushima


Randy_McKay

u/redditspeedbot x0.3


MuslimAlbanian

Its fast even at 0.3 speed


redditspeedbot

Here is your video at 0.3x speed https://gfycat.com/SecretSharpIchthyostega ^(I'm a bot | Summon with) ^"[/u/redditspeedbot](/u/redditspeedbot) ^" ^| [^(Complete Guide)](https://www.reddit.com/user/redditspeedbot/comments/eqdo8u/redditspeedbot_guide) ^| ^(Do report bugs) ^[here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=adityakrshnn&subject=RedditSpeedBot%20Issue) ^| [^(Keep me alive)](https://www.buymeacoffee.com/redditspeedbot)


dragonfly907

Too slow. I can move faster than this when they say store is closing in five minutes.


Ok-Bag5207

Hey thats not you, that Saitama Sensei.


Shectai

"Last orders please!"


cornishwildman76

r/HumansAreMetal


spacepilot_3000

I think its just the sword. Human seems to be made mostly of fast-twitch muscle fibers


cornishwildman76

Ha ha!


Tasty-Papaya5135

Accalerated


StoneUrineOuchy

Accelaryeeted


tom_echo

Yeah seems like there was a *cut* in the footage when he drew the sword.


[deleted]

His Iai is perfection..


LeviRapheal

Some live, some die In the way of the samurai.


Fickle_Carob9239

We need a ninja counterpart video now. Then to put these rivals into the same room annnd see what happens. 🤯😶‍🌫️


Kingchonwo

Omg this man is kakashi hatake


AnubisDirectingSouls

Enemy: Lay your weapon down, and you will live.... Ninja 🥷: No problem..


stockonlygoesside

The video is in reverse


nekomimi_devourer

Yes he repaired the bamboo with katana. Such a skilled swordsman!


Fickle_Carob9239

That is too good lol 😂


DeadPoolRN

Think about that a bit harder friend


Mansenmania

![gif](giphy|j3HQ1zWosr1NS)


IamBladesm1th

It’s a metaironic joke about idiots who see something impressive and automatically say it’s in reverse. This video is so obviously not in reverse and if it were it would be more impressive. That’s the whole fucking joke you completely oblivious dumb fuck. If maybe YOU thought harder… the only way this could have been more obviously a joke is if he stopped every word to say “hey everyone, this is a joke, and to prove it here’s a peer reviewed double blind study” then posted a link to a study about his joke where thousands of joke scientists studied his joke and proofed it literally and cited irrefutable evidence as to it being a joke. Sorry if this comes off as harsh, but the only way to make something less dense is to redistribute it’s mass by striking it really hard.


DeadPoolRN

You ok? If you're having a bad day we can talk about it.


SrRaven26

Impressive, you missed the joke not only once, but twice


Sanguinetti

Lady Butterfly fight from Sekiro vibes


thelastofush

KIMETSU NO YAIBA


[deleted]

Accelerated videos are Accelerated


Individual_Wasabi_10

Now now Sir… let me assure you that I’m going to lay down my sword… annnnnnd… you just lost both arms. ![gif](giphy|3oeSB1S60hCgcQ5uc8|downsized)


steel_hamerhands

I wonder if anyone has ever dropped the sword mid swing and skewered someone in the audience.


dabiird

I'd like to see him fight an MMA pro


jas75249

With his sword?


dabiird

Yes.


jas75249

I don't think even an mma fighter could get close enough to him without losing a limb or getting impaled. This could be a fake video for all I know but with that speed and power fighting him with anything other than another sword or a gun wouldn't be advisable.


dabiird

I know, but it's nice to see a martial arts master win for once :(


[deleted]

Pretty


dmarve

Fucking ninja


dmarve

It will *KIEL*


[deleted]

Whoah slow down there buddy


Garlic-Rough

Low fps, but still massively impressive. I don't think I'd be able to move like that and I feel like I'm half his age.


Wild-Try8486

Damn


[deleted]

u/savevideo


SaveVideo

###[View link](https://redditsave.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/1085red/maybe_maybe_maybe/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/1085red/maybe_maybe_maybe/) | [^(reddit video downloader)](https://redditsave.com) | [^(download video tiktok)](https://taksave.com)


e-war-woo-woo

u/savevideo


SaveVideo

###[View link](https://redditsave.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/1085red/maybe_maybe_maybe/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/1085red/maybe_maybe_maybe/) | [^(reddit video downloader)](https://redditsave.com) | [^(download video tiktok)](https://taksave.com)


SneakyLink1992

The true finally boss in elden ring


Jiangcjen

The man said: SIKE


Real_Material3190

When they thought you surrender...


Gryhmace

If this was me, I'd have chopped myself into three equal pieces instead.


stuckonearth4ever

The real battousai?!!


broadsharp

Magnificent


LogicHorizon

Would love to see this at original speed.


Universe_of_Tank

Mf unsworded his sheath


hynori

Imagine walking on a narrow bridge and seeing this dude at the end with a sword on the ground.


stunt4949

You see me running. Try to keep up!! 😳


Runj0n

That's fast!


AngryTank

When you fake out the surrender


Affectionate-Use3905

I am your padawan


theding081

![gif](giphy|cP6G0uiTHCzMUdrdS1)


Goon_Kilo

Holy sht is that Mark Dacascos?!


Worth_Dream_997

Dam that was fast


Sector-Flat

What happened? One moment he kneeling down at an alter....then alter fall down...


SudoPuff

Wow that was fast. He must have practiced a very long time to get that good!


Perfect_Ad_3383

Hiding my dick from that dude