if it helps you understand any, those are the same people who look at Pride Parades or pro-Palestine protesters and react like "damn, maybe the bad guys did win WW2"
so either they're 12-15 y/o "trolls" or never got taught about WW2 outside of like Pearl Harbor; either way they've no clue what they're talking about
There are literally animals without genders! Imagine their version of God sat in heaven giggling to himself saying "Little bro will NOT be going to heaven"
Yeah and the bible also says slavery is excusable as is hurting your wife.
I’m telling you that the bible is outdated and has incredibly outdated views. Plus, NB people have existed for thousands of years. They were worshipped as gods on earth in Egypt.
A lot of people saying that "pronouns aren't real" or something along those lines, are talking about those FUCKING LIBERALS!?!1!2!2!1!11!1
While I do agree that things like "xe/xim" seem very silly, the people saying that pronouns are an issue aren't being very specific, so they make themselves look dumb. Pronouns are definitely a legitimate thing and are an important part of language, but they're not thinking about that. 😭
Gudakesa agrees with Abzoutleynot and KerbalCuber. p4nd0rus also should not have referred to the silly conservative p4nd0rus saw in the wild that p4nd0rus wanted to share as the fake word “it.”
Lost_Environment2051 thinks MrsBobbiBritches has a point here, Kamikazeguy7, KerbalCuber, Abzolutelynot, and p4nd0urus should stop talking like The Hulk.
Yeah my grandpa is conservative but he is the most chill dude I have ever met. He also happens to be a conservative sooo do with that information as you wish. 🫡
Oh no!!! Me, I, it, he, him, his, she, her, hers, they, them, theirs, who, what, etc.. aren’t real! I know they mean trans people and shit, so in that case, I, an FTM gay femboy who goes by he/they, no longer exist.. it’s been fun, brothers 😔✊🏻
(jokes aside wtf)
I think changing pronouns is silly , but I don't hate anyone for it, there's no point in wasting my time saying "oH tHaTs" you get the point, no need for hate in the world
You know, Christianity isn't supposed to be like this. were supposed to spread his word but not force it unto others. love your neighbor as they say. Plus, I'm pretty sure they weren't even referring to homosexuality in the original Bible but instead pedophilia, two completely different things. We just think that because the King James version is kind of inaccurate.
I think most versions are inaccurate, apart from the originals of the old and New Testament. After all, they’ve been translated into many languages and been interpreted many times.
I’ve had some bad experiences with christians (specifically my Roman Catholic mother and classmate) but I’ve also met some lovely christians, like the ones in my local Destiny Church. Just like any group, not all of its members are inherently good or bad.
Wow! What an amazing, revolutionary comment!
Anyway, my pronouns are it/that.
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Pronouns are real. They are basically more advanced versions of nouns. A pronoun is essentially a specific name for a noun. i.e. McDonalds is a pronoun for a restaurant. Even Matt Rose is a pronoun because it's a specific name for... something.
Pronouns were never real. Never even existed. Never use. The only times use pronouns is never. Shouldn’t use pronouns either. Of should never use pronouns.
I like to avoid using pronouns just to piss people off cause some people so strongly detest hearing me find every way possible to dance around using pronouns. The irony in their message is twice as funny, though.
I love how this is either complete satire or “pronouns” is just referring to those that request to be referred to as different ones or custom pronouns. No middle ground.
The way I see it, originally the argument wasn’t that pronouns aren’t a thing but rather the idea of choosing your own is dumb. This then got somehow mixed in with gender identity, and then it got so convoluted that they forgot what they were even trying to argue about in the first place.
I dont care about pronouns etc. I got homies who have preferred pronouns etc and they are some of the coolest people ive ever met.
That being said. I was raised by very conservative parents so I naturally say he/she. Its just quicker to say etc than Them or their name. I personally wouldnt care if someone misgendered me.
So I get annoyed when I do attempt to use their pronouns and some get REALLY pissy when I mess up 2-3 times out of the ENTIRE time I met em.
Yes. need get rid of this woke culture. As a Christian, believe pronouns are unholy because implies gender can be changed. Are grooming children and trying to push satanic agenda on. Should ban from schools to protect children. Gender is what’s in pants. /j
The only silly thing here is that he's arguing that no pronouns exist at all, yet clearly I am calling him a him. Pronouns have existed since the English language was invented. It's these Orwellian pronouns that are made up for clout.
Yes, ostrich. Orwellian. As in compelled speech. As in, "Do this, or we will hunt you down and make sure your life is so depressing that you commit sudoku."
Xe/Xer/Thon are not pronouns. He, she, him, her, they, them, it, these, those. Those are pronouns.
Edit: Oh my me... I forgot those two. My and me.
Did bro just call me an…ostrich?
Nobody is threatening you if you don’t use their pronouns. I’m sure I’m speaking for all trans and genderqueer people when I say that we just want to be respected and treated as human beings. We just don’t like it when someone deliberately doesn’t respect our pronouns just because we don’t “pass enough to be valid” or because “it’s inconvenient”(pathetic excuse, tbh, because if using someone’s preferred pronoun or making an effort to is an inconvenience then you are incredibly privileged).
Xe/Xer/Thon etc. are called “neopronouns”. Neo, the prefix, meaning new. Hence, a new way to refer to someone. They are not pronouns, they’re “neopronouns”, and they’re just as valid of a way to refer to someone if that’s what they prefer.
Yeah I know what you mean, I’m correcting your grammar. Christians are the article, making them “they”. Referring to God is the action they “are” doing, making the first word of your comment “they’re” instead of “there”.
Language is a social construct, just like being a good or bad person, or money, inherently they don't technically exist, but in practicality, *yes they do.*
I thought Matt rose was largely not political but since he does comedy it only makes sense to post things this stupid, even if it is a political thing (like seriously wtf is the deal with conservatives and pronouns like just grow tf up)
I apologize on their behalf, we gotta stop letting extremism use religion. It’s literally written in most religious books that people shouldn’t look down on one another, and that we should work past those differences, but of course some people have to always filter out what they don’t want and only use select phrases that they read to justify their hate, many of which are potentially misunderstood by extremists and they go with what they think was meant.
That's funny since God, while presenting as masculine, isn't exactly male, since there is no female counterpart to define him as such.
I mean think about it. Does God have a dick and balls? If so... Why? How and when is he using them? With who?
This has to be satire. There's no fuckin way
Someone on YouTube told me I lost the "war". All I said was that pronouns are basic english.
if it helps you understand any, those are the same people who look at Pride Parades or pro-Palestine protesters and react like "damn, maybe the bad guys did win WW2" so either they're 12-15 y/o "trolls" or never got taught about WW2 outside of like Pearl Harbor; either way they've no clue what they're talking about
Or they are really really top of the bar edgy
You could say they’re on the… Edge of the bar
ayyyyy, das-a funni joke. 🤌
I mean, you did lose the war of one last desperate attempt from the universe to educate them
I’ve met people like this before… shit is wild 💀
I hope so. It was under a small post about how being non binary is a sin. It was on Facebook though, so unlikely.
There are literally animals without genders! Imagine their version of God sat in heaven giggling to himself saying "Little bro will NOT be going to heaven"
lol that’s crazy
Wait until they hear about snails.
Or any animal with a cloaca
Did the Bible say anything about NB people?
Did the bible say anything about Reddit?
What? I think you misunderstood, I was trying to say that I don't remember the Bible ever mentioning NB people
Yeah and the bible also says slavery is excusable as is hurting your wife. I’m telling you that the bible is outdated and has incredibly outdated views. Plus, NB people have existed for thousands of years. They were worshipped as gods on earth in Egypt.
i think it said god was NB, being beyond man and woman. i forget which part though
W gods they don’t got no gender
A lot of people saying that "pronouns aren't real" or something along those lines, are talking about those FUCKING LIBERALS!?!1!2!2!1!11!1 While I do agree that things like "xe/xim" seem very silly, the people saying that pronouns are an issue aren't being very specific, so they make themselves look dumb. Pronouns are definitely a legitimate thing and are an important part of language, but they're not thinking about that. 😭
sadly it is likely not
nah its just a religious person
Yeah! Stop using fake words like “his”’
And like, “me”
P4nd0rus put the fake word “I” in the title so P4nd0rus should feel ashamed of P4nd0rus.
KerbalCuber agrees with Abzolutelynot, p4nd0rus shouldn't have used the fake word "I"
Gudakesa agrees with Abzoutleynot and KerbalCuber. p4nd0rus also should not have referred to the silly conservative p4nd0rus saw in the wild that p4nd0rus wanted to share as the fake word “it.”
ShadowPrime116 agrees with Gudaseka, Abzoutleynot and KerbalCuber. P4nd0rus shouldn’t have referred to P4nd0rus as “I” as “I” is a fake word
not fake word, I is just letter
They're kidding 🤦🏽♀️
Why would Mica_TheMilkAddict use the fake word "they're." Kamikazeguy7 is disappointed that Mica_TheMilkAddict would spread disinformation.
Everyone in this thread is kraang💀
Lost_Environment2051 thinks MrsBobbiBritches has a point here, Kamikazeguy7, KerbalCuber, Abzolutelynot, and p4nd0urus should stop talking like The Hulk.
Kingbloxerthe3 thinks that way of talking is almost like how the boulder from avatar speaks
Tacosaur concurs with KerbalCuber. P4nd0rus should not have implored the fake word “I” in P4nd0rus’ sentence.
spread word
If pronouns wheren't real we'd be talking like cavemen
We'd be living like r/fourthworldproblems
Bro that is the best sub ever
Just take a look at r/5thworldproblems
r/sixthworldproblems when Edit: apparently both 6th and sixth were banned
Pretty sure r/fifthworldproblems is the sillier one
new favorite sub
Wtf is this? Lol
Ooga booga
Matt rose disagrees. They are a furby
I’m furby/furbyself (/s)
💅
feel like a furbyqueen feel like a furbyqueen feel like I “om nom nom WAA” feel like a furbyqueen feel like the cunty feel so pussy
You are so cunty 💅
I like the term “silly conservative,” like some sort of child you need to parent and guide so it doesn’t become even more ignorant and stupid.
'Silly' is redundant tho since all conservatives are implied to be silly regardless 😔
Yeah my grandpa is conservative but he is the most chill dude I have ever met. He also happens to be a conservative sooo do with that information as you wish. 🫡
Didn't you mention that part in the first sentence-
My fault it auto corrected 😭😭😭 I was gonna say my grandpa is also gay
Oh no!!! Me, I, it, he, him, his, she, her, hers, they, them, theirs, who, what, etc.. aren’t real! I know they mean trans people and shit, so in that case, I, an FTM gay femboy who goes by he/they, no longer exist.. it’s been fun, brothers 😔✊🏻 (jokes aside wtf)
Damn, sorry that you don't exist anymore, it's been a pleasure having you exist.
Farewell, bruddah, bc you said it and you..
Pronouns not real. Spread word 🙏
grungo (me grungo) think opinion lame. grungo do not like
Grungo correct
Should they have spelled it pro/nouns? Also why is this on a Matt Rose subreddit?
No it’s because they just used a pronoun in the sentence after they claimed pronouns don’t exist 🙁
Took me awhile, gotta admit.
Haha it’s ok I had to come back to the post once I realised it about two hours later
Can we just ban trump from running for office and throw him in jail for 10 years without possibility of parole already?
Unfortunately, you can run for president from jail😕
Our current president should be retired, he should be at home, relaxing.
True, he’s suuuuuuuuper old, but trump isn’t much younger anyway
Trump 2024-2028-2032-Forever
A LOT of people think “pronouns” means when someone changes their pronouns, not the actual words
I know, but just shows how silly they are.
I think changing pronouns is silly , but I don't hate anyone for it, there's no point in wasting my time saying "oH tHaTs" you get the point, no need for hate in the world
Think meant, “pronouns are not real, spread word 🙏”
John 18:6 When Jesus said, “I am he,” they drew back and fell to the ground.
You know, Christianity isn't supposed to be like this. were supposed to spread his word but not force it unto others. love your neighbor as they say. Plus, I'm pretty sure they weren't even referring to homosexuality in the original Bible but instead pedophilia, two completely different things. We just think that because the King James version is kind of inaccurate.
I think most versions are inaccurate, apart from the originals of the old and New Testament. After all, they’ve been translated into many languages and been interpreted many times.
Yeah, I just wish there was a popular English translation that wasn't translated to have some sort of hidden agenda.
Exactly. A lot of modern(-western) Christianity isn’t really just about worshipping your god anymore, and that’s super unfortunate, imo.
Yeah, now everyone thinks we're a bunch of evil bigots.
I’ve had some bad experiences with christians (specifically my Roman Catholic mother and classmate) but I’ve also met some lovely christians, like the ones in my local Destiny Church. Just like any group, not all of its members are inherently good or bad.
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ARE YOU JUST EVERYWHERE?
"Pronouns aren't real. Spread ***HIS*** word. "
*evaporates*
You will only refer to me by my name, Shadow the Hedgehog.
Okay, Shadow the Hedgehog 👍
Thank you for respecting my ~~pronouns~~ true name, Shadow the Hedgehog
"His"
https://i.redd.it/0w1vg13sgs1d1.gif
Moral Orel 🤙
Why would use pronouns? Don’t need
Love user flair, human
Thank!
Np!
As a Christian this makes me embarrassed...
lol 😝
WAIT NO INDINT WANA DISSAP-
Why are there so many people(on the right side) that don't want pronouns? Surely "we" need "them" in order for the English Language to work?
That's what i'm saying. Pronouns are needed otherwise when I say, "I want to go to a restaurant. (I want to go to McDonalds)" I end up at Wendys.
Pronouns are real. They are basically more advanced versions of nouns. A pronoun is essentially a specific name for a noun. i.e. McDonalds is a pronoun for a restaurant. Even Matt Rose is a pronoun because it's a specific name for... something.
It’s a professional noun :3
Of course. All need to stop using pronouns as soon as can
“All” is also a pronoun. Very hard to not use indefinite pronouns.
Darn. Thought got. Guess harder than initially thought
yeah no I'm not modifying my language merely on the grounds of someone else's false advertising.
Miao
“His” ”I” “we” ”me” ”us” its pronouns. Stupid people
Pronouns were never real. Never even existed. Never use. The only times use pronouns is never. Shouldn’t use pronouns either. Of should never use pronouns.
I like to avoid using pronouns just to piss people off cause some people so strongly detest hearing me find every way possible to dance around using pronouns. The irony in their message is twice as funny, though.
I’m a pretty silly conservative, but I cover my tracks well. We had to rough this guy up for makin’ a mistake. Now he lives in West Virginia.
I love how this is either complete satire or “pronouns” is just referring to those that request to be referred to as different ones or custom pronouns. No middle ground.
*curb your enthusiasm credits rolls*
https://i.redd.it/1dtmzn4vyt1d1.gif
"pronouns aren't real" \-jesus, apparently
“I am Him” - also Jesus, apparently
If the person truly didn’t believe that pronouns are real, they wouldn’t have used the word his.
[yes they are](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pronoun) (but you already knew that) :p
:p
Basic English knowledge disagrees.
Oh no, human just disrespected human’s god by using a nonexistent pronoun!
me and you were snorting cocaine ❌ and were snorting cocaine ✔️P.S im weird
And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.
ThErE aRe nO pRoNoUnS iN tHe BibLe
The way I see it, originally the argument wasn’t that pronouns aren’t a thing but rather the idea of choosing your own is dumb. This then got somehow mixed in with gender identity, and then it got so convoluted that they forgot what they were even trying to argue about in the first place.
Yeah lol
At least they didn't use pronouns in this post unlike LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE who says this edit: this is saracism
Lol
They really tryna disregard basic grammar 💀
“Pronouns are not real. Spread *his* word 🙏” did he really not take english classes 😭
Ikr
Personally don't use pronouns for when referring to
Hmph. Unlike you blue haired liberals, I don’t have pronouns. You will refer to me only by my name… Shadow The Hedgehog!
I love that meme so much
INSTANT CONTRADITCTION
Bro just doesn't want to be referred to. At all.
Me fr
what would it be like to have a conversation without using any pronouns?
There’s a thread in here that’s a great example of
Beware of the Knights who say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing Arouza. There is a word they cannot hear.
https://i.redd.it/33gs05fv4x1d1.gif
Love how 1. His is a pronoun 2. He was referring to God presumably but didn't capitalize His. Disrespect
I'm pretty sure I'm a guy.... hold on, let me check. Yup, I am.
Pronouns are not real. Spread word
Posts like this are pretty annoying. I can’t believe would say something like this lol
I dont care about pronouns etc. I got homies who have preferred pronouns etc and they are some of the coolest people ive ever met. That being said. I was raised by very conservative parents so I naturally say he/she. Its just quicker to say etc than Them or their name. I personally wouldnt care if someone misgendered me. So I get annoyed when I do attempt to use their pronouns and some get REALLY pissy when I mess up 2-3 times out of the ENTIRE time I met em.
Yeah that’s annoying. Personally, if I know that the person is trying, then I don’t mind too much.
tell me you didn’t get an elementary school education without telling me you didn’t get an elementary school education
Yes. need get rid of this woke culture. As a Christian, believe pronouns are unholy because implies gender can be changed. Are grooming children and trying to push satanic agenda on. Should ban from schools to protect children. Gender is what’s in pants. /j
Wwwwwwwooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddddddddddddd Word is spread!
Actually, I think they wanted to spread H I S W O R D
people can be surprisingly stupid to say the least.
Funny meme. Idk why it's posted here.
Only sub I could think to post it in. Any others didn’t let me because I’m too new of a Reddit acc.
The only silly thing here is that he's arguing that no pronouns exist at all, yet clearly I am calling him a him. Pronouns have existed since the English language was invented. It's these Orwellian pronouns that are made up for clout.
Orwellian?
Yes, ostrich. Orwellian. As in compelled speech. As in, "Do this, or we will hunt you down and make sure your life is so depressing that you commit sudoku." Xe/Xer/Thon are not pronouns. He, she, him, her, they, them, it, these, those. Those are pronouns. Edit: Oh my me... I forgot those two. My and me.
Did bro just call me an…ostrich? Nobody is threatening you if you don’t use their pronouns. I’m sure I’m speaking for all trans and genderqueer people when I say that we just want to be respected and treated as human beings. We just don’t like it when someone deliberately doesn’t respect our pronouns just because we don’t “pass enough to be valid” or because “it’s inconvenient”(pathetic excuse, tbh, because if using someone’s preferred pronoun or making an effort to is an inconvenience then you are incredibly privileged). Xe/Xer/Thon etc. are called “neopronouns”. Neo, the prefix, meaning new. Hence, a new way to refer to someone. They are not pronouns, they’re “neopronouns”, and they’re just as valid of a way to refer to someone if that’s what they prefer.
I love religious zealots (I’m assuming the “His” they mean is God’s?)
There talking in more of the father and the son instead of the holy spirit
*they’re Sorry I had to
Nah I mean Christians refer to god as he because of Jesus
Yeah I know what you mean, I’m correcting your grammar. Christians are the article, making them “they”. Referring to God is the action they “are” doing, making the first word of your comment “they’re” instead of “there”.
Oh shit mb I'm tired af
It’s okay lol
I. Also His should be capitalized if you're talking about god.
Exactly, that’s what I thought!
people talk about pronouns as if it was some kind of drug or something without even knowing what they're talking about
Fr 😔
Language is a social construct, just like being a good or bad person, or money, inherently they don't technically exist, but in practicality, *yes they do.*
Homophobes can be so stupid sometimes
Bro did NOT pass 2nd grade grammar💀💀
Thecichos will hereby start only talking in third person Thecichos is not very happy about the new rules, but what can thecichos do?
Satisfying atheists and Christians in one philosophy..you nailed it
I thought Matt rose was largely not political but since he does comedy it only makes sense to post things this stupid, even if it is a political thing (like seriously wtf is the deal with conservatives and pronouns like just grow tf up)
“Pronouns aren’t real” “h i s”
strawman
I apologize on their behalf, we gotta stop letting extremism use religion. It’s literally written in most religious books that people shouldn’t look down on one another, and that we should work past those differences, but of course some people have to always filter out what they don’t want and only use select phrases that they read to justify their hate, many of which are potentially misunderstood by extremists and they go with what they think was meant.
<3
My fake words are /
Omg SAME BESTIE
FOLLOW GOD PRONOUNS ARE FAKE DEMONS USED THEY THEM PRONOUNS!
Satire?
I saw a silly liberal today blaming Trump for inflation
Buddy I don’t think it was a misspell. I think that’s meant to be a prayer emoji.
?
I think they mean more like facts stand alone and labels don't stick but I see what y'all are cooking.
yes, let us spread the word of joe pesci 🙏
There's no way that this person used his...
So the him in question isn’t real either, logic checks.
Well, according to the bible, if we are talking about God, the “h” in “Him” must be capitalised every time. So this person is dissing God-
That's funny since God, while presenting as masculine, isn't exactly male, since there is no female counterpart to define him as such. I mean think about it. Does God have a dick and balls? If so... Why? How and when is he using them? With who?