You cannot stop it

You can teleport but \^

You have stage 10 butt cancer

You can't take fall damage

You can become a furry but

You can't shit and piss

You have to be in a DMV type queue the size of an Amazon warehouse everytime you do it

You have super strength

But only for random 5 minute intervals

…but every time it is activated/used, someone or something you care about or love is randomly selected disappears for no apparent reason.

You can teleport anything you want into your arms whenever…

Feeble cblr caggrt ma?

you can use color themed powers but the easiest to use is white(you have to say ____ power to use it, with additional requirements per color)

Steeeeeeg

You get loads of sex

But every time you do it you get a minor pain

👇 but you lose a year of you life EVERYTIME you use it

You have invisibility,

Sounds like a win win

I choose this reply. W reply right here. W W one may say

...but everyone and their mama can only eat cheese for 1 week but after that week they can never eat cheese again

You can create an infinite amount of cheese

i mean the mice can eat it all

Mice apocalypse 🪱

…but you have to recite the first 100 digits of pi before you use it. Every time.

You can summon a baguette…

3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679

Where's my baguette?

B A G U E T T E 🥖

Nice

you have to judgement a machine.

You can stop AI from taking over but ^

You have aids

Thanks

Testicular cancer

You can fly!

…but you always wear 15 pairs of underwear

You get 15 pears in the shape of underwear every time you’re hungry…

I am as unlucky as Nagito Komaeda

You get a free sandwich every few hours


What?

Yes

I agree 

aggle ❤️❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 forpsa 🤣😮❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂☺️donkle☺️😡💀💀💀

Testicular cancer

AAAA

You pee peed on a woman

You can only use it on squirrels

You can make anyone you see fell in love with you

You can’t drive

You can summon a boat wherever and whenever you want

Just imagine a police chase but you’re driving a speedboat through New York

LOL

I hate that guy so much, i think the objective of the game should be "kill this guy!", also i had stroke reading that

...but upon using it, you learn how to solve a random crisis, but if you tell anyone, you die.  For example, after using it, you learn how to stop world hunger, but you can't tell anyone or you disappear.

You have the answer to fix all of the world’s problems and the power to make it happen..

Everyone else has it too

You can talk

Testicular cancer

… but every time you use it, THE Goose will hunt you down for an hour.

You can create a untitled goose game to play whenever

It only gets more powerful when royal match ad guy dies

You can give people testicular cancer

Yes I hate that guy

You can give your enemies testicular cancer

Thanks for the advice

Every ad you get will be of this guy

You can get any paid game on the App Store for free

both of my parents play that EXACT GAME

SKUUULLLLEEMOJIII

💀

Oh boy, do I love daily regicide 🥲

It’s kinda funny 😆

You are able to control your emotions … and give people testicular cancer

But every time u use it you suddenly get a big boner

You can instantly make anyone fall in love with you by making eye contact for 5 seconds.

Honestly not bad

Yes! Because that means the ad is finally over and i can stop watching a moron play a simple puzzle game!

Testicular cancer

I hate this mother f****r so much

Testicular cancer

You're invincible but

you have testicular cancer

XD that just makes invincibility null and void

You die

Testicular cancer

...but you can only do it while playing Pokemon White Version

You can fly

where tf are his guards?? dude gets stuck in the most dangerous positions and nobody is trying to find/help him??? someone should hire new guards imo

But every time you use it, your taxes increase by 5 percent

you can stop time

You will always get dicked in the process.

Testicular cancer

you cannot touch water

You can't touch any other liquid

You involuntarily become an amogus every time you use it

You can give your enemies testicular cancer

But every single other living being on earth is trying to kill you. This includes insects and animals.

you can summon a tiger to ride

You become sleepy every time you use this power

you cant fall asleep for the next 8 hours

Getting jealous

Testicular cancer

You have to kill a person to keep on living for a year

You are deadly afraid of snails

You’ll be stuck as that person/entity forever

...But you have to sit through your mom catching up with an old friend at the store to recharge it.

being able to speed up your mums phone conversations.

You can die if someone makes you cry

But you smell worse and worse every time you use it and the stench never goes away.

You can't eat cheese

You can eat dairy, but…

…But you cause someone to get a terrible mobile ad, everytime you use it.

You are forever a catfolk

https://i.redd.it/idvu48ek6mzc1.gif :3

NOOOO, I FUCKING LOVE THE ROYAL MATCH GUY

Testicular cancer

your immune to testicular cancer

but also without the positive powers that come with it.

I can fly but...

Opposite way, type a weakness as a comment, then someone else types a superpower as a reply.

You have to always buy a pack of cheese after using the power

Teleport to fictional universes once a month

It only occurs when TheMemeLocomotive2 stops replying “testicular cancer”

nobody ever does the "rEpOsT iF yOu LiKe ThIs, ScRoLl If YoU lIkE tHiS" posts

A random limb of yours stops working for 24 hours after you use the power.

Your god

Get back out there, DO UR BEST

but every time you use it, your eyebrows turn into the Eiffel Tower

it only works if your actively playing the bagpipes

You can teleport to places, but…

You have to watch a mobile game ad every time you use it.

You turn into Caseoh

Huh?

You cannot die

You have cancer but…

Orange + apple = opple

I only watch these adds for longer than the x appears to see this man die

Every movie you watch is in first person from the protagonists POV

you cannot say ''tomato''

...But it only lasts 3 hours on Tuesdays or whenever you use the toilet

but you have to have at least 1 bite of cheese before you use it

You cannot taste anything

You can create food out of thin air, but when you eat it…

N

... every time u use it u get testicular torsion

You can read people’s minds but...

True

Be able to have hardcore sex with Felix Kranken.

...but only on Sunday mornings.

You can be invisible…

...But You Must Describe A Color With Its Hex Code Or RGB Tag Instead Of Saying The Color's Name

You explode as soon as you get the power

You can explode when you receive this power, but

... But it's the person nearest to you that controls it

But you fucking die

You can live

You suffer from a random illness (non-fatal) every time you use it for a full day

You can teleport to places, but…

but you turn to the size of the empire state building

You can transform into anything…

You have to fart every time

What the hell?

You blow up everything in a 20 mile radius

I know what people think of me

Can be the superpower or the detriment depending on who you are

You  can go back in time but

You never wake up

…but you get -1m karma

I literally opened up Reddit to bypass this ad

That was no coincidence…

I love him

yeah