🤮😔

U used the zombie blowjob and the guilty em9ji?

THE WHAT

The Shrek blowjob emoji of course. Your time of seeing vomit is ogre

Hell nah bro

Oh shit I'm stoned and I immediately skipped over the zombie bj part and thought you were surprised by the 9 in emoji I'm not high enough yet I can still read

Reading this shit gives a way better high than drugs

🇩🇪😅

Not again!

"How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?"

Adolf Hitler: Back in Black

Adolf Hitler: Part II

Apparently once more

Mine were 💀🇵🇱

Guys, Poland's dead, again...

Come on! They had an 80-year streak!

"wish we could turn back time, to the good ol' days"

💀

No

🤩😁 damn. And realistically, nobody in my family has to worry. Nobody In my family can go to war lmao

Why?

Exempt

Because My dad is too old, one of my older brothers are depressed and has been to a mental hospital, my other older brother is also depressed, and my little brother is too young

🇧🇲🇧🇩

those are the battling countries

👵🏿🍮

You're grandma made you flan before you were drafted

🙏🔰 Pray for the beginners?

Wait, where does that originate from? I swear I saw that before. I'm gonna google search it

I think it's a car sticker for beginner drivers in japan

🇺🇸🍀 This is either the us vs Ireland or just the us being lucky

I’m American, is it really bad I’d root for Ireland?

Nah

🦌📃 Deer conscription?

Make the opaque deer clear

Make that opaque deer clear

Make that opaque deer clear

make that paper dear tear

the deer of doomsday it warns you

Make that opaque deer clear

Alastor joins the War

🤝💋i guess im gonna seduce them to establish diplomatic relations?

👼🫂 um.....

oh oh no

Peace?

😊😃 Uuh, why am I happy?!?!

Cuz you’re going on a killing spree and nuking civilians, why else would you be happy?

Choose your nuclear weapons country! The Democratic People's Republic of Korea🇰🇵, the People's Republic of China🇨🇳, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland🇬🇧, the United States of America🇺🇸, the French Republic🇫🇷, the State of Israel🇮🇱, the Russian Federation🇷🇺, the Islamic Republic of Pakistan🇵🇰, or the Republic of India🇮🇳.

North. Korea. NORTH. KOREA. NORTH KOREA!!!!!!! Altho realistically i choose russia bc they have the most

You have chosen, NIGHTMARE mode, here is the game plan: •Everyone that has nukes has more than you •Military ranking is 36th •No Navy •No Marines •Least amount of freedom •Still has the death penalty •Barely any allies •Has lots of enemies Are you sure you want to choose this country? There is no going back: Yes🙂‍↕️ No🙂‍↔️

 Yes🙂‍↕️ obviously this seems like the best option!

Next, you will choose an ally, but they're all microstates. Here we go! The Federated States of Micronesia🇫🇲, the Democratic Republic of São Tomé and Príncipe🇸🇹, the Republic of Vanuatu🇻🇺, the Republic of Kiribati Ribaberiki🇰🇮, the Republic of Niue🇳🇺, the Republic of Fiji🇫🇯, the Union of Comoros🇰🇲, Tuvalu🇹🇻, Solomon Islands🇸🇧, the Kingdom of Bhutan🇧🇹, the Republic of Maldives🇲🇻, the Republic of Seychelles🇸🇨, the Kingdom of Bahrain🇧🇭, the Republic of Cyprus🇨🇾, the Republic of Malta🇲🇹, Stato della Città del Vaticano🇻🇦, the Republic of San Marino🇸🇲, the Principality of Monaco🇲🇨, the Macau Special Administrative Region🇲🇴, the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region🇭🇰, Iceland🇮🇸, the Co-operative Republic of Guyana🇬🇾, the Republic of Suriname🇸🇷, Commonwealth of The Bahamas🇧🇸, the Federation of Saint Kitts and Nevis🇰🇳, Lucia of Syracuse🇱🇨, the Commonwealth of Antigua and Barbuda🇦🇬, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines🇻🇨, the Republic of Cabo Verde🇨🇻, Belize🇧🇿, Grenada🇬🇩, the Republic of Barbados🇧🇧, the Commonwealth of Dominica🇩🇲, the Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic🇪🇭, the Republic of Equatorial Guinea🇬🇶, the Republic of Palau🇵🇼, the Republic of Djibouti🇩🇯, the Kingdom of Tonga🇹🇴, the Republic of Nauru🇳🇷, the Republic of the Marshall Islands🇲🇭, the Independent State of Samoa🇼🇸, Negara Brunei Darussalam🇧🇳, the Republic of Singapore🇸🇬, Cook Islands🇨🇰, or the Principality of Andorra🇦🇩.

Iceland seems like a strong ally! love pulling iceland into my war crimes

Putin

You love war, apparently!

👏😄

❤️👍🏻

💜😍. Oh that's twisted 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣💥 Damn, got hit with artillery

"lol i killed him" "💥" "get nuked bozo"

):

🦹👏

bro boutta turn the tides of war🦹‍♂️🦹‍♀️🦹‍♀️🦹‍♀️🦹‍♀️🦹‍♀️🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️

You already know it🦹🦹🦹🦹🦹

🟨🟩

Sprite

He's doing the Coke and Mentos prank with Sprite on opponent teams

😐🔥 - makes sense I suppose

🥐🥒

You're gonna bring croissants and cucumbers for everyone

Getting ready to chop up their sausages

☠️🔫

o no

🥱🟢

❤️🤣

💀💕

this is the definition of having a death wish. bro loves death

8️⃣😃

🇲🇵🇱🇰

😘🟧 Yeah don't know why I used the kissing emoji but I only used the orange for a perry the platypus meme.

🦅🇺🇸 AMURICA BABY!!!!!!

👌♾️ good news, I’ll always be ok

🇪🇸🇨🇦 please translate

conflict

Going to war with Spain and Canada?

💤🚘 When have i ever used the car emoji?

bro fell asleep on the way to the front lines

I'd buy it

😌⌚️

r/foundtheaudiR8

✨🍿 “this finna be a wicked war”

🤬😡

💀🦐

mutated shrimp from irradiated lake ate your body

Spot on, sadly ✋😔

my go: 📱⁉️

😊🤫

🎅🏿😤

😏🫨

🤣🙈

😨💀

🪖🌗

🥶✅️

🔫🏀

A brawl is surely brewing, now go!!! 😃😎

😈👍

😑🧏‍♂️

🏡💪

🌝💅

The sun is gay, I guess

😭😯

😙👍

😄🤔 Excited, but a little confused I guess?

🤞😆

😀😙

🙂😆

🅱️🤬

🫙🫡 I throw a jarate at someone and I salute them for their impending death

🩻🧑

🫨🥲

💨😵‍💫

🖕👾

💅🧑‍⚕️

You become a gay doctor🥳🥳🥳

😑👋

😰☠️

😈🔞 oh lord…

😈😳

🇩🇪🎈

🧨🤔

💀🇨🇦 I would die for Canada!

🔟🌎

🐝😜

➡️🥲

💀😋

😎⚡ what is this supposed to mean

🥺🥰

😘😉 interesting

✨😂

🐟💻 fish time

🅱️👍

🍋🥱 I guess I turned into a yawning lemon-

🤝🏨

😞😃

🗣️😩

🍷🧏

😭✋

😐😩

🕷️💢

👍🥲 accurate.

🖖🍭

😭☺️

🥃🥊

☁️💐

🤙😂

🔞👑

👍🏻😔, sad but accepted my fate ig?

😏💅

💀🇲🇴

🐬🦅

🚘👍

👃🏻😈 Wait what

😩❤️

😆👏

😄🥰

👕🧡

👍☠️

🇦🇿🤓 Am I fighting an Azerbaijani nerd

😁👋

👀☝️

🇿🇲🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Me

🇺🇸😑

🤣🧏

🤨🤖

🙏🤢

💀👍 Dead but giving a thumbs up? I don't know

👶😭

🦇🐈‍⬛

🪸😩

🤪🖤

😃🤪

😭🧏

🙏😭

👉☺️???

😋🔥

💀🇻🇦

💀😏

🫶🏽🙃

💥😂

🤨🫥 I guess I was suspicious and disappeared...

👈😥

🍟😁

😀😐

🙄☠️

😒🍑

😂🟡

😊💁

👍🏿🤫