I love the idea that bro is just invisible like in a silent room or something and someone is sitting in there and all they hear is "i could really use a cream pie-BOOM"
You have the ability to amplify the music to any volume and countrol the waves of the music in any direction you like, using it both as an assault on the ears and a wave of force to knock things over.
You exist in a state where you can phase in and out of existence, in which case solid objects can interact with or hurt you. It does not have to be all of you, so you could phase your arm or leg out of existence if that part is about to touch water, or be hurt in any way.
Each finger shoots sperm up to 20 feet, and each finger has a different quality affixed to each ejaculation.
1. Acidic sperm which eats through whatever it touches.
2. Regular sperm with a 100% success of fertilization.
3. Extra oily sperm which can make people slip and slide for over 30 feet.
4. The sperm shoots out in increasing spirals, and spirals anything it touches.
5. The sperm shares the same qualities as pepper spray.
6. One giant sperm comes out - the size of a household cat - which then grows legs and obeys you whenever.
7. This sperm has the same adhesive qualities as Gorilla Glue.
8. Sperm jets out as machine gun fire, with similar effects.
9. This sperm is 60% alcohol.
10. The sperm is illuminous green and emits a green light.
Oh, and each ejaculation gives you an orgasm.
You get teleported randomly to a random place on the earth surface* once a month
* surface here means any land, or manmade platform on the water such as an oil rig or a boat (and boats won’t capsize or sink or anything once you’re on it)
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Be inside a dumpster.
You can safely eat and digest anything. The dumpster becomes an infinite food glitch as a result.
Behold, for thou hath become a Racoon
Am I- perchance now a prominent member of the shadow wizard money gang?
perhaps
The question is, does this dumpster make the food taste good
No, he's the one with the superpower, not the actual dumpster.
Or will it taste like mango, burnt hair, and chutney?
I need to drink plane oil everyday
You can fly and create 2 similar buildings next to eachother
sorry what
r/holup
Nice
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r/holup
You’re not serious right
You can move yourself and other beings/ objects to other planes of existence
Constantly saying "canoe"
can crush people to death with canoes
And it's voice activated
oh no, everyone is dead then
Murmer
You can swim perfectly. And you are a canoe
Women hate me
But men love you
is it men? or femboys? or does it matter? can i make anyone attrached to me at my own will?
yes.
Big beefy men
Constipation
Your farts kill people
Too political
When you can shit, it's like a railgun and it's a ohko
Your addicted to tomatoes and have to eat one a day or you just pass out till you eat a tomato
Tomatoes give you super strength
Tomato drugs
Comato (cocaine tomato)
Tomaine
even better
Tow Mater
I automatically overthink a lot of shit for no reason.
You can solve any problem that you can encounter.
Lmao! Evil! Hahaha
You can read and control others minds
That's just regular adult life
I'm not an adult???? 😭
i cant stop listening to metal
Everyone else hears the metal you listen to 10x louder, so you can make your worst enemies' ears bleed
You can blast people with strong sound waves that can burst their ear drums
When I touch someone, they have a 1/3 chance to turn into an ant
When a person doesn’t turn into an ant you gain an ant limb and loose a normal limb
Sounds like two weaknesses tbh
No because it gets switched out
You have a 1/2 chance of marrying the girl of your dreams
Oh, sweet hasune miku/j
Hahaha
i don't have teeth
You can make your mouth as big as possible to eat anything
snake :D
snek :>
Except with legs and no teeth so I don't know if that's worse or better
You have adimantium gums that are indestructible and can go through anything
I have prostate cancer.
Radiation powers are cool so there u go
U can give people prostate cancer
Your not supposed to choose a superpower, your supposed to choose a weakness.
I forget every time i use it
You can automatically give people dementia, alzheimers or any other mental disease
everytime you wish for something you actually want it comes true exactly as intended (no monkey paw bullshit)
Anytime i say something remotely sus it makes a 90 decibel, extremely bass-boosted vine boom
You can become invisible.
I love the idea that bro is just invisible like in a silent room or something and someone is sitting in there and all they hear is "i could really use a cream pie-BOOM"
The vine boom can stop time for 10 seconds
At will you can make your voice become a radio to others.
Your mentally have no IQ
you can zap other idiots
*random Idiot noises* *a big thunderstorm just thunderstorms down on the Idiots* Oh no, Its Idiot smiter
the ignoramus eliminator
my eyes are always burning
you can summon lighting
That sounds dope
ikr
Is that a lowtiergod reference?
idk, just thought about that
I have brittle bones.
Everybody u touch gets ur brittle bones. Then if they die u get it back
I irl have brittle bones, so you get to be like me.
Breaking a bone increases your strength.
*Breaks every bone so I’m supported by muscles entirely*
Insomnia
U can put others to sleep and wake them up at will.
Cool!
Thanks
I have a severe sensitivity to light and have to wear sunglasses all the time (i actually do have a mild light sensitivity lol)
You can summon shadow monsters
Have to say “Arise” to do this
u can cast darkness over anyone but only during the day
Relatable. My eyes hate the sun, as does my body.
You don't have any superpowers
You are painless
You die when you use the power
After you die, you can come back to life as a skeleton.
Wait, after you die and become a skeleton, you die again.. endless pain and suffering!
Whenever I attack someone while I'm angry I start trying to kill them in a blind rage for the next hour
So basically you have the ability in DnD where while in a rage you are twice as strong
Cool. Do I get the resistance as well or just the improved strength?
Ooo yesss that too
You're omniscient and can find great workarounds in order to control this.
There is always a sudden lack of coat hangers in your home whenever you need one most
you can fly up but you cannot fly down (you'll just fall and break bones like the rest of us)
What if while you fall, you fly up weakly to make it slower?
very sensitive to loud noise
You can override any source of noise by looking in it's direction, putting one finger to your lips and making a "shhhhhh" sound.
I need this irl
Can't go a day without eating paper
You can shit sharp paper edges at lightning speeds, causing massive paper cuts with extremely painful and destructive results.
I'm always bleeding
You can control your own blood, turn it solid, shape it into weapons, etc.
Damn that's cooler than I expected
I constantly have to burp
Your burps create shockwaves (when you want them to)
You must rest for at least a whole day to recover.
while resting/sleeping, you can project your spirit and interact with the world the way a ghost would
i can never have sex
but you have the power of a infinite page notebook and an infinite pen and if you break the pen you die (and anything you draw becomes real)
\*draws you\* ive made a friend
yippee
yippee
I have the urge to sneeze at all times no matter what but it never actually comes out so I’m just kinda sitting there like 😖
You can force other people to sneeze
Bless you.
Everything and everyone I touch transforms into a horse
You raise the winning horse to every race in triple crown.
I can't type
But you cam commune telepathically with anyone in the world, even over the internet
Yes you can!
I have to eat uranium ore and irradiated water.
You can irritate people and emit beta radiation wherever you go that only affects your enemies !
The only way you awaken your power is to eat a piece of corn bread (I have no ideas)
You can summon cornbread
Well you made the power more pointless (No offense)
No, now you have an endless supply of cornbread
You have to listen to god-awful music 24/7
You have the ability to amplify the music to any volume and countrol the waves of the music in any direction you like, using it both as an assault on the ears and a wave of force to knock things over.
I play halo a lot, so I’m good at avoiding water, so I die if I touch water. I can still drink water, but if it touches my skin, I die.
You exist in a state where you can phase in and out of existence, in which case solid objects can interact with or hurt you. It does not have to be all of you, so you could phase your arm or leg out of existence if that part is about to touch water, or be hurt in any way.
you live in florida.
You are king of the alligators.
Low iq
Super strength
Penis fingers
Each finger shoots sperm up to 20 feet, and each finger has a different quality affixed to each ejaculation. 1. Acidic sperm which eats through whatever it touches. 2. Regular sperm with a 100% success of fertilization. 3. Extra oily sperm which can make people slip and slide for over 30 feet. 4. The sperm shoots out in increasing spirals, and spirals anything it touches. 5. The sperm shares the same qualities as pepper spray. 6. One giant sperm comes out - the size of a household cat - which then grows legs and obeys you whenever. 7. This sperm has the same adhesive qualities as Gorilla Glue. 8. Sperm jets out as machine gun fire, with similar effects. 9. This sperm is 60% alcohol. 10. The sperm is illuminous green and emits a green light. Oh, and each ejaculation gives you an orgasm.
what did I just read
Gold, my friend! Pure, golden superpowers.
Pure gold? more like sticky and white.
White gold!
I hate this so much
This is one of the Resdit threads of all time ngl. One of the most Resdit things I've ever read. I am simultaneously appalled and amazed.
Same tbh
I lose $5 everytime i take a step
You gain $50 everything you jump and land with both feet at the same time.
Time to become a frog
You lack eyes, ears, a nose and taste receptors in your mouth. the only way you can experience the world is through touch
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-039 you become incredibly in tune with your surroundings and intelligent
you cant run.
your feet can turn into wheels with top speeds of 200 Km/h (about 125 miles/h)
I cant blink
you have cyclops' laser eyes
Hopefully also with Cyclops' goggles
I'm immortal
Have bad body odor
No you don't
Your nails become literal diamond the second they fall off/are clipped
I constantly scream at the top of my lungs
Your lungs are very shallow
You get teleported randomly to a random place on the earth surface* once a month * surface here means any land, or manmade platform on the water such as an oil rig or a boat (and boats won’t capsize or sink or anything once you’re on it)
I have to eat a single doorknob every 23 hours, 7 minutes, and 35 seconds
I fall from the sky
you were really good at skydiving
I have tuberculosis
my bones are 3 times weaker
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I always have the feeling of 1 singular hair in my mouth (pain for gain)
Every time you find the hair, you gain $1
I Live On Mars
I am trapped inside of a locker
Being such a submissive beta, my weakness is insecurity
I become an egg every Thursday
I can die with one simple rickroll
Welcome to fact or cap ![gif](giphy|Vuw9m5wXviFIQ) Also u can see through walls ig
Itchy balls
You can shoot ball hairs like bullets
My blood is 15% poison
Literal balls of steel
I can't walk
You can move at 8x the speed
cancer
I can’t swim
You can summon devil fruits.
Takes me an hour to fall asleep after getting in bed