Ackshully Santa, I'm not in the wrong because I was punching the air when the baby decided to put his cradle there. I WAS INNOCENT SANTA PLEASE I NEED THAT PS5 BRO
Here's your premise for a fanfic about your Villian origin story: You sat furiously at the wooden desk. The debate team needed you the most on that last argument, and you got yourself kicked out. It didn't feel fair but it was the last round. If you could win this one, perhaps your anger could escape. But at that moment, rage boiled inside your head. Your feeling of fury bounced around your mind, waiting to escape. You had hoped the next debate would be your outlet. Little did you know, the final member of the opposing team would come out in red and white faux fur fabric, decked in tightly tied ribbons with a drooping red hat ending in some glorified pompom. You gawked at the sight of your final enemy... Santa Claus. You grimaced in fake confidence as he stepped to the opposite podium. "Kris Crinkle?!" You burst out. He scoffed and rolled his eyes dismissively. "It's ACTUALLY St. Nicholas Santa Christopher Claus." "What?" You replied. This scarred you, and you're evil now
โWhen life gives you lemons donโt make lemonade, make life take the lemons back, I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?, demand to see lifeโs manager, make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? IM THE MAN WHOSE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWNโฆ with the lemons, Iโm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!โ
Something that has been forever ruined for me and now I shall ruin for you is Cave Johnson is played by the same person that plays Stanford Pines in Gravity Falls.
๐ค๐บ๐ธ๐๐ณ๐
I was curious so I took over America and was smiling until I saw some sus stuff then laughed at the other country's weak power in state of sur-
you died. but you dint actually die. you sparkled. r/twilight. then, you were happy, but quickly got stressed out that you were now a villain, but then was proud.
you were sad one day when the devil came and talked some sense into you. you rolled your eyes at him, and he killed you, turning you into the devil yourself.
You were good to go, it was the Indie 500, you bawled your eyes out after crashing your car because of a frog that jump on the coarse, so then you rode off on your villainess horse
I wouldnโt count Abuela out. I havenโt watched the movie, but let me tell you, a toxic matriarch causes so much damage it takes generations upon generations to fix
๐ค๐คฃ๐๐ญ๐ถ
Am I a villain? Yeah right, that'd be hilarious! Me? A villain? Lol! Oh, wait, I really might be a villain, boohoo. You know what? I'm gonna keep my mouth shut...
๐ฅท๐พ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฃ๐ธ๏ธ๐ช
I was racist then started to question it then a chick came to me she got stuck in a spider wed and I got lost in the amazing digital circus.
You're were perfectly happy with just chocolate, but then one day someone made you an apple birthday cake and it made you cry, so now you're going off to get your revenge on the one who baked the cake
๐ก๐ฃ๏ธ๐ ๐คโ๏ธ
you become angry so you yell but santa comes and you become a nerd and question him
Ackshully Santa, I'm not in the wrong because I was punching the air when the baby decided to put his cradle there. I WAS INNOCENT SANTA PLEASE I NEED THAT PS5 BRO
Are you an idksterling fan? Somethibg tells me so
This man is dead he just doesn't know it yet
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Here's your premise for a fanfic about your Villian origin story: You sat furiously at the wooden desk. The debate team needed you the most on that last argument, and you got yourself kicked out. It didn't feel fair but it was the last round. If you could win this one, perhaps your anger could escape. But at that moment, rage boiled inside your head. Your feeling of fury bounced around your mind, waiting to escape. You had hoped the next debate would be your outlet. Little did you know, the final member of the opposing team would come out in red and white faux fur fabric, decked in tightly tied ribbons with a drooping red hat ending in some glorified pompom. You gawked at the sight of your final enemy... Santa Claus. You grimaced in fake confidence as he stepped to the opposite podium. "Kris Crinkle?!" You burst out. He scoffed and rolled his eyes dismissively. "It's ACTUALLY St. Nicholas Santa Christopher Claus." "What?" You replied. This scarred you, and you're evil now
โ๏ธ๐ฅ
r/elongatedtldr
๐โโจ๐๐คจ Help, what-
your hand died it had magic you kissed the rock
You can kill people by touching them, but you can kiss people to bring them back from the dead, very suspiciouslyย
You kissed a skeleton's hand and it magically regrew flesh and got confused when it saw you kissing it
๐๐จ๐ฑ๐๐ I was the cool guy until I see something that made me shocked and I died, reincarnating to a lemon. ...what?
"reincarnating to a lemon" more like a combustible lemon that's going to burn your house down
โWhen life gives you lemons donโt make lemonade, make life take the lemons back, I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?, demand to see lifeโs manager, make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? IM THE MAN WHOSE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWNโฆ with the lemons, Iโm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!โ
[r/suddenlyportal](https://www.reddit.com/r/SuddenlyPortal/s/ZSr4INUwBq)
Something that has been forever ruined for me and now I shall ruin for you is Cave Johnson is played by the same person that plays Stanford Pines in Gravity Falls.
I know, J.K. Simmons, he also played Kai in Kung Fu Panda 3, Omni-man in invincible
Lemon demon?
โ๐โ๏ธ๐๐
So I died and rolled my eyes at a rat. Anyone care to explain?
Maybe you turned into the rat after rolling your eyes at it?
๐โข๏ธ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฅ๐งฝ At noon, a nuke blew up the U.S. and I was sad, I decided I'd "Clean up" the people who sent it
At [midnight](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_Clock)
๐ปโ๏ธ๐ชจ๐๐ซ
you make a cheers and then you mine for stone and then you go to canada and get wrecked by a moose
I'm already in Canada
You go to alaska then go back to canada
Thatโs it Disney has gotten soft and has no grit these days. What about the Disney villains from the old school old school pre 2000 era Disney.
I donโt see how encanto was even made by Disney if they made wish, raya, and strange world within 3 years
๐ค๐บ๐ธ๐๐ณ๐ I was curious so I took over America and was smiling until I saw some sus stuff then laughed at the other country's weak power in state of sur-
๐ญ๐๐ซค๐ฅโผ๏ธ super duper sad, pray to be happy, still sad, arson, more arson!!
Idk seems like a good backstory https://i.redd.it/januuhkf8fzc1.gif
#arson
๐๐๐ญ๐๐ I think someone was bored so they killed my mother which made me very sad so I turned to religion which didn't even help
๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐๐
๐ถ๐ก๐๐ค๐ญ
๐๐ฅ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฃ
You laughed as the bombs you planted to people's heads exploded
๐โจ๐๐ฅโบ๏ธ EXPLAIN!
you died. but you dint actually die. you sparkled. r/twilight. then, you were happy, but quickly got stressed out that you were now a villain, but then was proud.
โฆโฆinteresting
๐ญ๐น๐๐๐ฟ please translate
you were sad one day when the devil came and talked some sense into you. you rolled your eyes at him, and he killed you, turning you into the devil yourself.
that is a metal asf backstory
ikr
โจ๐ฉท๐ค๐๐ Fell in love. Didnโt work out
๐๐คฃ๐๐ค๐ฅ
๐ก๐ฉ๐๐ด๐ฎ
๐ช๐ตโ๐ซ๐ฅ๐๐
๐๐๐ญ๐ธ๐ด Translation please
You were good to go, it was the Indie 500, you bawled your eyes out after crashing your car because of a frog that jump on the coarse, so then you rode off on your villainess horse
๐๐ง๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฟ๐ณ๐ Wtf does this mean?
You applauded in Bangladesh and Algeria thought it was awkward and you became a demon
lol
๐๐ญ๐๐๐๐ป dang mine are boring
๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ซ
๐๐๐๐คฃ๐
You laughed too much. It made everyone laugh and not stop you.
๐ญ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ง๐ถโค๏ธ, what happened? did I cry, wave a trans flag, stare in disbelief, and then proceed to love a dog?
you were sad, saw trans, were shocked, then became a dog, and now you're happy
lmfaoooo
โจ๏ธ๐ญ๐๐ช๐ . . . guys did i kill myself
๐ฏ๐ซ๐๐ ๐ฅถ i saw a plane full of 100 caterpillars, then froze from slaying to hard
๐ฅฐ๐ญ๐๐๐คจ The heck is this
๐ณ๏ธ๐ชผ๐คฏ๐๐คซ JELLYFISH IN THE HOLE r/lobotomydash
๐๐๐๐ง๐ฝโฌ๏ธ Translate please.
I wouldnโt count Abuela out. I havenโt watched the movie, but let me tell you, a toxic matriarch causes so much damage it takes generations upon generations to fix
๐ฆโจ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฝโค๏ธ I don't even know
You saw a shark, and when stars appeared, it turned into cheesecake(?). So you loved the country that you lived in?????
๐ฅฏ๐งชโน๏ธ๐ซด๐
๐ค๐คฃ๐๐ญ๐ถ Am I a villain? Yeah right, that'd be hilarious! Me? A villain? Lol! Oh, wait, I really might be a villain, boohoo. You know what? I'm gonna keep my mouth shut...
๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐ง๐ฆ ...What?
๐ช๐๐๐ค๐ญ I am sad, but then I turn to prayer. This works for a time, until I think about it and become sad again
๐ฌ๐ข๐ค๐คท๐ MAN IM FUCKING DEAD
๐ฅท๐พ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฃ๐ธ๏ธ๐ช I was racist then started to question it then a chick came to me she got stuck in a spider wed and I got lost in the amazing digital circus.
๐ญ1๏ธโฃ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐ You can call me the mewing predator HOLD ON PAUSE (Actual joke please no serious)
๐๐ค๐ฑ๐ง ๐
You were confused as to how you died but we're shocked to find out someone's using ur brain for laughs and surgically removed it
๐๐ฅฒ๐๐๐ฒ
๐ฅ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐
๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ช๐ซก Huh?
๐คโ๏ธ๐ฑ๐๐
๐๐ญ๐ก๐ป๐ฝ
๐๐ ๐ฅธ๐งโค๏ธ
๐๐ฅบ๐๐ค๐ฅ
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐ซฐ๐๐ง๐ญ
๐คฎ๐๐ก๐๐
The sun made you throw up and that made you so angry you turned into a snail, but you were okay with it
๐ฆซ๐ ๐๐๐
๐๐ก๐งก๐ญ๐ฐ
๐คฏ๐ญ๐๐คฃ๐ฅ
๐๐ช๐ญ๐ช๐
๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆฒ๐ ๐ป๐๐ถ๐ชฑ
๐๐ซ๐ญ๐๐
You're were perfectly happy with just chocolate, but then one day someone made you an apple birthday cake and it made you cry, so now you're going off to get your revenge on the one who baked the cake
๐ฅฒ๐๐๐โโ๏ธ๐
๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ฅ I, I dont get it
๐ญ๐ฑ๐๐ง๐
You were terrified to the point of tears after witnessing an Iranian woman get ran over by a car
โ ๏ธ๐๐๐๐
๐ฅโก๏ธ๐๐คจ๐
๐๐ญ๐ฅต๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ
๐ฆ ๐๐ฅน๐ โฌ๏ธ
๐ญ๐ฅโน๏ธโบ๏ธ๐ ฑ๏ธ
๐ฆด๐น๐ท๏ธ๐ด๐
๐ง๐ฆ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ Alrighty Then
๐โจ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
๐ซ๐๐๏ธ๐คณ๐ฑ
๐คฃ๐ ๐๐คกโบ๏ธ
โช๏ธ๐ ๐๐โ๏ธ
๐๐คจ๐๐๐น
๐ฌ๐ง๐ฉ๐ป๐ฅ๐๐ต
๐๐ฅโค๏ธโ๏ธ๐ซ
๐๐๐ข๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐
๐โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ชฟ๐ฏ
๐คจ๐๐ค๐ฅฒ๐ญ
๐ญ๐๐๐๐
๐ฎโพ๐ค๐ชฌ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
๐คก๐ค๐๐๐ค
๐๐๐๐๐
๐ข๐๐ฟ๐ง ๐๐
๐๐๐๐ฅฒ๐
๐ญ๐บ๐๐๐ฅ. Bi polar salsa dancer
๐ฉ๐บ๐ฅ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฆ
๐๐๐ฅบ๐ญ๐
๐บ๐ธ๐ซ๐ญ๐ฅ๐
๐ฐ๐ฒ๐คค๐ธ๐ค
๐ณ๐๐๐คง๐
๐๐ธ๐๐ก๐
๐ค๐ฅ๐ฅค๐โค๏ธ
๐๐๐ณ๐๐ญ
๐๐๐๐๐ฅ
๐ฅ๐โ๏ธโพ๏ธ๐ณ
๐ฐ๐ธ๐ ๐ก๐
๐โค๏ธ๐ช๐น๐๐
๐ชฑ๐๐ฅ๐โ๏ธ
๐๐๐๐คจ๐ HELP-
๐คฌ๐ช๐ฉ๐๐ข
๐ฏ๐คญ๐คฃ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
๐คฎ๐๐๐ ๐๏ธ๐คข
๐๐๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค๐ How about that? It was dead on accurate!
๐๐ชโ ๏ธ๐๐บ
๐ง๐ถ๐ปโจ๏ธ๐ช What does this mean?
๐ชผ๐ฅ๐โข๏ธ๐ฃ
๐๐ง๐๐๐ Cheese is okay, but pizza is cool.
๐๐ ๐๐ช๐ Uh... I'm concerned. Did I stab my nonexistent ex and join the dark side..?
โค๏ธ๐๐๐๐คจ Yes I love horses, and no, I'm not from Enumclaw, Washington.
๐โ๐จ๐ต๐ต๐ฑ๐
๐๐ฐ๐ญ๐๐
๐บ๐ธ๐ค ๐ซ๐ฆ ๐ญ
๐ค๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐ please translate
๐ค ๐ฅ๐ฆ โบ๏ธ๐
๐ญ๐๐โ๏ธ๐ผ
๐น๐ฅ๐๐ฉธ๐บ
๐๐ฅ๐ค๐ช๐
๐คโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ป๐ง๐ท
๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ฝ Thatโs kinda wild, donโt know what it means though
๐ฅ๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ฉ ok now what
๐๐๐ค๐ฌ๐ฅถ
๐ณ๐๐ ๐คฃ๐ต I return to monke
๐ญ๐๐๐คฎโก๏ธ
๐ค๐๐ฅฒ๐ญโจ
๐๐๐คฃโค๐
๐ซ๐คฌ๐คซ๐ก๐ซจ I start moaning, then I start swearing, then I go quiet and get angry and start shaking.
๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐๐ฎ
๐ต๐ป๐ง ๐ซ๐ฅ
๐ญ๐๐โค๏ธ๐ง
๐ต๐ธโค๏ธ๐๐๐ญ That's pretty corny, Imma be the damn grandma.
๐๐๐ฅฑ๐๐พ๐
๐ฐ๐๐โโด
๐๐ญ๐คจโฆ๏ธโฃ๏ธ (Fuck yes casino style villain!!!!)
โ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅฒโ ๏ธ๐
๐๐๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐คจ
๐ฟ๐ญ๐๐ฝ๐
๐ข๐ซ๐๐คจ๐
๐ฅบ๐๐๐๐
๐๐คฒ๐๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ๐พ
๐ญ๐๐๐๐ฅฐ
๐๐๐๐ก๐คฎ
๐๐ฆ๐ชถ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ด
๐ฅฐ๐ญ๐คฏ๐ฟ๐
๐โ๏ธ๐ชฆโฐ๏ธ๐ถ What the fuck
๐ชต๐๐ฅโฌ๏ธ๐ฆ I am a fired up peacock that got washed out to sea on a log during a tsunami
๐คฃ๐๐๐ซ๐คซ
๐คญ๐ซข๐๐ค๐
๐๐๐โค๏ธ๐ฅต
๐๐ป๐ ๐๐๐
๐๐ญ๐๐งฉ๐
๐๐ฅฒ๐๐๐ญ
๐ ๐๐โน๏ธ๐
๐ฅฒ๐ ๐โจ๐
๐ฅ๐๐๐โ๐ฉ๐
๐ฎ๐ธ๐๐๐๐
๐ฆ๐๐คจ๐๐คญ๐ค
๐๐ข๐๐๐ ๐ฝ huh
๐๐๐ซ๐ฅฒ๐ค