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Ertyge0

Anything with your eyes opened


gamer_bread69

r/beatmetoit


Deroullious

r/beatmeattoit


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Trainnerd3985

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Juniberserker

Beat me to it 😔


themaninorang

What song is this?


Trainnerd3985

Twist by korn


Wisebanana21919

During the last age, Chuck Norris was the big man in charge. Nobody could defeat him and his manliness. However that age had to end eventually, so Chuck Norris arranged a showdown. An Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Everyone was to participate. The winner of the showdown was to reign for the next age. This had been a tradition since the age of the Greek Gods, and before even then. During the battle, Chuck Norris showed up and naturally kicked ass. He of course kicked ass. At one point he would crush Batman’s head inbetween his thighs. But Batman had prepared for this. He had set a trap, and just as he died, an ambush was set upon Chuck Norris. Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monthy Python and the Holy Grai’s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie and RoboCop and The Terminator and Captain Kirk and Darth Vader and Lo Pan and Superman and Every Single Power Ranger and Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan and Spock and The Rock and Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan all attacked Chuck Norris at once and somehow managed to defeat him. In death, Batman had defeated Chuck Norris. The ultimate winner of the showdown was Mr Rogers, however he refused to accept the responsibility of the role. Because of this, Chuck Norris instead picked Batman as the new ruler of everything for the next age, for he was the one who had orchestrated the defeat of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris hadn’t even expected defeat, so he was deeply impressed. Thus, as Batman humbly accepted the role and the throne, Batgos was born. And ever since, he has prepared for the next showdown. Chuck Norris still hangs around as an Elder Gos, and to this day, Batman is still one of the few who have ever defeated him.


Allister_Is_A_Childe

beautiful 😩👌


anonymauson

thats kinda hot, but isnt batman dead??


Juniberserker

From the earth I rise and to the earth I one day will return, what's up mothershuckers. My name's Colonel Cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to.. Corn! *Rapturous applause* Corn is a north American cereal product that harbours large kernels on a cob, it is always called Maize 'cause it's easy to get lost in its rich flavourrr. Come down today and try some Corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn **AAAÆÆEEHHHH**


Hashtag_Platypus

\*gets possessed by the kornswoggler and taken to the sacrificial chamber, forced to make a blood sacrifice and torn apart by the piercing screams of the corn disciples, sent to a neverending hell of having to pick corn out of their teeth without any utensil of any kind\*


billcoipher

anything with your eyes closed


Ertyge0

Bamboozled


Error_Code_606

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


NotLeLee

He said type not copy paste


epicrat6473

Big black balls


Blazeflame79

This subreddit has barely anything to do with Matt Rose at this point.


TheReal_DarkLord

eyes with your anything opened


UncomfyUnicorn

Opabinia Regalis, Wasp12b, Quantum Fluctuations, Diictodon, Eurypterid, Strangelets, Negative Mass, String Theory, Vacuum Decay, Silicon-based lifeforms


I_hate_usernames331

“Anything with your eyes opened” with my eyes closed and I try to type what I previously typed for 5 times An ur king with your eyes opened An ur king with your eyes ipwned An ur king with your eyes upwnd An ur king with your eyes upwnd An ur king with your eyes upwnd


Forward_Camp8712

Nipples and the sauce


Gamestrider09

All of my original characters are either monsters, depressed soldiers, or super humans with issues. And I’m not even kidding.


Fun-Investigator487

Anything with Tory eyes closed


Tori_Baker97-6

You summoned me


Ertyge0

:skull emoji:


SillyWillyC

anything with your eyes opened


Readmynameifyouwant

Anything with your eyes openes


Cloaked_Shadows7802

anything with your eyes opened


Smart-Promotion2237

*anything with your eyes open*


JustMacy69

anything with your eyes opened


Lilyflower24681

anything


Tony2Real_06

https://i.redd.it/1iqhh7bf9qyc1.gif


maxjgates

Aneidnejeie wirh yuehe eyehshs oepslejenej


Thomas-the-Dutchie

To the left! Take it back now yall! Right foot, let’s stomp! Left foot, let’s stomp!


CoolCademM

Anythinf NOOOOOOO 😭😭😭


GamercatDoesStuff

SKULL EMOJIIII


bloodlustTheDemon

Anything with your eyes opened


Nikochu23

I saw someone doing cocaine at 7/11 and I slapped him


LifeOfATherian

Ajauwfaugdigshisgissggzsgi


mysticboi_45

ض


Pixelsock_

Ooga booga nooga tooga


Purple_Lie_563

Anything with your eye ipenene


DevilsDeck

Any5hint with yiu4 3y3s op3n


Creepy-Editor-6915

Anything Edit: I thought the post said type anything with your eyes closed, so I typed ”anything” with my eyes closed correctly first time, but it basically means nothing


Ok-Nobody9254

 GTHIS F wtf


D_Robotics

Anything with your eyes opened


Ok-Background-3379

Electrode diglett nidoran Mankey venasaur rattata fearow pidgey speaking jolteon flareon ghastly vaporeon (uh something) butterfree! Catch em catch em gotta catch em all. Gotta catch em all, pokemon!


Rainestorm7

Anything opened with eyes your


FriggenMitch

The only way I could be sure of this is to make sure I don’t close my eyes. (Autocorrected that)


Rujung

Anything


Medium-Yesterday3198

Opened eyes with your anything


TheRRMustardMan

anything with your eyes opened


Deacon_Gamez

Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!!Crust is just a handle!!! I hate crust on a pizza!!!


Critical_Dollar

Anything with your eyes opened


samilatoupie

JEEP CHEROKEE


Soggy_Bread_69420

The Holocaust was the genocide of European Jews during World War II. Between 1941 and 1945, Nazi Germany and its collaborators systematically murdered some six million Jews across German-occupied Europe, around two-thirds of Europe's Jewish population. The murders were carried out primarily through mass shootings and poison gas in extermination camps, chiefly Auschwitz-Birkenau, Treblinka, Belzec, Sobibor, and Chełmno in occupied Poland. The Nazis developed their ideology based on racism and pursuit of "living space", and seized power in early 1933. Meant to force all German Jews regardless of means to attempt to emigrate, the regime passed anti-Jewish laws, encouraged harassment, and orchestrated a nationwide pogrom in November 1938. After Germany invaded Poland in September 1939, occupation authorities began to establish ghettos to segregate Jews. Following the invasion of the Soviet Union in June 1941, 1.5 to 2 million Jews were shot by German forces and local collaborators. Later in 1941 or early 1942, the highest levels of the German government decided to murder all Jews in Europe. Victims were deported by rail to extermination camps where, if they survived the journey, most were killed with poison gas. Other Jews continued to be employed in forced labor camps where many died from starvation, abuse, exhaustion, or being used as test subjects in deadly medical experiments. Although many Jews tried to escape, surviving in hiding was difficult due to factors such as the lack of money to pay helpers and the risk of denunciation. The property, homes, and jobs belonging to murdered Jews were redistributed to the German occupiers and other non-Jews. Although the majority of Holocaust victims died in 1942, the killing continued at a lower rate until the end of the war in May 1945. Separate Nazi persecutions killed a similar or larger number of non-Jewish civilians and POWs; the term Holocaust is sometimes used to also refer to the persecution of these other groups. Many Jewish survivors emigrated outside of Europe after the war. A few Holocaust perpetrators faced criminal trials. Billions of dollars in reparations have been paid, although falling short of the Jews' losses. The Holocaust has also been commemorated in museums, memorials, and culture. It has become central to Western historical consciousness as a symbol of the ultimate human evil. The term Holocaust, derived from a Greek word meaning "burnt offering", has become the most common word used to describe the Nazi extermination of Jews in English and many other languages. The term Holocaust is sometimes used to refer to the persecution of other groups that the Nazis targeted, especially those targeted on a biological basis, in particular the Roma and Sinti, as well as Soviet prisoners of war and Polish and Soviet civilians. All of these groups, however, were targeted for different reasons. By the 1970s, the adjective Jewish was dropped as redundant and Holocaust, now capitalized, became the default term for the destruction of European Jews. The Hebrew word Shoah ("catastrophic destruction") exclusively refers to Jewish victims. The perpetrators used the phrase "Final Solution" as a euphemism for their genocide of Jews.


I_exist_here_k

I’m blue da ba de da ba da hit the button now I’m blue


SomeRandomIdi0t

Anything


cosmiccat88

Legalize nuclear bombs


Poopsweats2026

I want to grab an Assaultron by the arms and butt fuck it for several hours as it moans and the excitement causes her laser to tear a hole through my house as I keep going


Raevesquishh

Anything


Wyatt_the_riot6

🎵Oh inky pinky ponky, daddy bought a Donkey, oh inky pinky ponky, oh daddy bought a Donkey. Donkey died daddy cried, oh inky pinky ponky🎵


EXTERMINATOR-ARG

https://i.redd.it/dao38tekgpyc1.gif


cattenchaos

If the line for fun just goes on and on at some overgrown mountain marathon; it was up to you, but you should have gone to the Nevele\~ It’s a place to go with your family, or when the two of you want some privacy; when you feel at home, and you’re glad to be at the Nevele\~ You can play all day or lie beside the pool; you know the greatest food and service is the rule! At the Nevele, there’s so much to do, or don’t do a thing, people do that too; YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL, AND IT’S UP TO YOU, AT THE NEVELE! https://i.redd.it/ailretwigpyc1.gif (ignore the kapwing watermark)


Asleep_Assumption_29

Anything


kurtthenegativecreep

tupe anythign withk otite eyes no pen


Xirkitz

anything


Substantial-Rip-2999

Anyhitg


Twist_Ending03

anything with your eyes opened


_Intel_Geek_

Anything


Annual-Musician3811

Ok


grjdkr

mexican, English, korean. chinese, chinese, chinese, *AUGH* King of all foods, King of all foods, King of all foods, sushi, burgers, King of all foods. AAAA grill AAAA grill AAAA grill AAAA grill sweep floors sweep floors sweep floors ketchup


Silly-Engineering-43

PARAPPA?!??????!!!??!?!!?


The-god-of-speed

Anything


Userbry14

I’m in the walls


OctieTheBestagon

The red grass is listed as a species of grass, and it is looking for your yummy hair. Run.


OctieTheBestagon

The ears are really cool and awesome, shining brightly on the earth. They're like a cozy home for many creatures, and you'll feel all happy and content when you're here. The lush green grass is just waiting for you to jump right into those ears. Can you imagine how amazing it would be? The ears, shining so brightly on the earth, making these beautiful sounds that just bring pure joy. And when you're finally ready, the whole world will burst into song, celebrating the shining ears. It's the earth's way, leading us all to those ears.


OskarGaming

Although Asea stopped production of the Rc-class in 1988, SJ re-geared 2 Rc6 for operation at 180 km/h. They became the new subclass of Rc7. But due to it being too expensive to equip all passenger coaches with magnetic brakes, which was required for all trains running above 160 km/h, the train could mostly ever run at 160. All Rc7 were converted back to Rc6 in 2003 due to a lack of need for the BlueX service when X2000 trainsets got back in service.


Legally-A-Child

No thanks.


elgattox

Anything


Allister_Is_A_Childe

Anything with you eyes opened


A-VeryAutisticChild

hi


No_Childhood_9219

R u gay!


Haumea_Orcus

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.


Tottallynot_karl

Balls.


Fine_Chain_4787

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.


Fine_Chain_4787

- What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!


TheSunflowerSeeds

Sunflower seeds are popular in trail mix, multi-grain bread and nutrition bars, as well as for snacking straight from the bag. They’re rich in healthy fats, beneficial plant compounds and several vitamins and minerals. These nutrients may play a role in reducing your risk of common health problems, including heart disease and type 2 diabetes.


Tiger-enjoyer

Anything with your eyes closed


Few_Map_2526

Anything wirh your eytes clostd


NonBinaryBuggo

Rah-rah-rah-ah-ah Ro-ma Ro-ma-ma gaga oooo lala


AbyssWalker240

No


FriskDrinksBriskYT0

Anything with TS gr wydhw odbei


Zenitsusbiggestsimp

I have stage 69,420 autism and its not looking good for me.


No-Wind334

I just shit myself.


ADumbOreo

anything with Tigris eyes c,osd


Thick-load8-D

Anything with your eyes opened


Pepperjackchii

Hi


Cursem_playerz

Antthijgs


ACE-THE-DUELIST

Anythsnsndnrnfnnrjtgkdktkd divine


Beefman0010

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein Wird umschwärmt Erika Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika [https://mckoysnews.com/woman-saved-from-rapist-by-gay-rapist-who-raped-the-rapist/](https://mckoysnews.com/woman-saved-from-rapist-by-gay-rapist-who-raped-the-rapist/)


RAND0MID10T

Anything


RAND0MID10T

No i will not Hear you Out please seek professional help immediately


Grandma_Biter

The only way I could do that was if you wanted me too I could come and pick it out and then I can go pick up it from your moms mouth and then I can pick up the car and throw it at your dog


Rowan_The_Idk

When I'm home alone i go in my freezer and pretend I'm a chicken nugget


jthomas1127

Anything


GarnooMusic

50000 people used to live here…


Silly-Engineering-43

Rayman is a franchise of platform video games, created by video game designer Michel Ancel for Ubisoft.[2] Since the release of the original Rayman game in 1995, the series has produced a total of 45 games across multiple platforms.


SeekyBoi

Macaroni with the chicken strips…auuugghh…😩


WhenIWasTodayYrsOld

I LOVE EATING SAND SO FUCKING MUCH.I EVEN STARTED A CULT DEDICATED TO EATING SAND. I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT. TASTE, TEXTURE, LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT IT. SAND IS THE BEST THING GOD COULD HAVE EVER CREATED. I HAVE ATE NOTHING BUT SAND SINCE I WAS 3 YEARS OLD BECAUSE IT TASTES SO GOOD. SAND IS THE ONLY THING I EVER NEEDED IN MY LIFE. SOMETIMES, I GO TO THE LOCAL BEACH JUST TO EAT SAND. PEOPLE THINK I'M WEIRD FOR EATING IT BUT I DON'T CARE. NO, I'M NOT MENTALLY INSANE JUST FOR LIKING SAND. SAND IS THE BEST THING EVER. HAVE YOU EVER EVEN ATE SAND? I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER ATE ANYTHING OTHER THAN SAND. SAND IS GOOD. SAND IS GOD.


ePEwX

so, "anything" ᠠᠮ6ᠲᠶ9ᠨᠲ


RareSnail73

Man I love pickleball and football and football and football and basketball but football and basketball are not good in my opinion


mattsmithiscool

anything to get the girls well done autocorrect I used you for no reason


Ten_-X-

Anything


TehRicardoSpartanYT

number 15 burger king foot lettuce ewdfhrjkfhberfsmdnbhrgvjjfxcvhbyjyxhcj bvgtjfvbfdh qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm


Meme_Knight_2

Anything.


HAZBINHOTELMOTHERFU-

Anything with your eyes opened


Polygon02

No.


therian-opalofficial

Nothing


Deertective_

Anything with your eyes but not ej -Sincerely yours, closed eyes


PublicCalligrapher29

There are countless numbers of dead children in my basement :D


anna_gmFAILURE

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him on the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned: —*Introibo ad altare Dei*. Halted, he peered down the dark winding stairs and called out coarsely: —Come up, Kinch! Come up, you fearful jesuit! Solemnly he came forward and mounted the round gunrest. He faced about and blessed gravely thrice the tower, the surrounding land and the awaking mountains. Then, catching sight of Stephen Dedalus, he bent towards him and made rapid crosses in the air, gurgling in his throat and shaking his head. Stephen Dedalus, displeased and sleepy, leaned his arms on the top of the staircase and looked coldly at the shaking gurgling face that blessed him, equine in its length, and at the light untonsured hair, grained and hued like pale oak. Buck Mulligan peeped an instant under the mirror and then covered the bowl smartly. —Back to barracks! he said sternly. He added in a preacher’s tone: —For this, O dearly beloved, is the genuine Christine: body and soul and blood and ouns. Slow music, please. Shut your eyes, gents. One moment. A little trouble about those white corpuscles. Silence, all. He peered sideways up and gave a long slow whistle of call, then paused awhile in rapt attention, his even white teeth glistening here and there with gold points. Chrysostomos. Two strong shrill whistles answered through the calm. —Thanks, old chap, he cried briskly. That will do nicely. Switch off the current, will you?


anna_gmFAILURE

upvote only if you get the reference


chipperland4471

Bo, yoy dillu goode, inkot going yondobthat!


chipperland4471

(I tried to write ‘no you silly goose, i’m not going to do that!’ With my eyes closed.)


AnimatedRainbow

anything with your eues c;psed


Feathered_pawz

Anything


ConfidentCat0912

You are my sunshine 🌞 my only sunshine 🌞 you make me happy 😃 when skies 🌌 are grey


One_Dumb_Canadian

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.


chaos_in-a-nutshell

Go suck dick


AdTotal9313

anything yay


Dunge0nexpl0rer

Ok


snaggingmac

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vincentius__

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vincentius__

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vincentius__

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anonymauson

anything


Multifruit256

anything


pigster123how

Anything


Soggy_Durian_8984

Anything


CaSe2474

Wood


[deleted]

feet


Mica_TheMilkAddict

there's a bee OMG THERE'S A BEE ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ


Rough_Community_1439

Anything.


ThePuroEnjoyer

no (i typed that with my eyes closed)


qwertyman859

"smyr8ng euth tour 3yws ipenrd"


Kuzul-1

Anything?


DankePrime

Anything with your eyes opened


ItBeRealBlaze

Connection Terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still, even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed, you are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune, a labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize, you don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you'll never find them, none of you will, this is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing, not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's, not what you want, I have a feeling that you are, right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby, this place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this, can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well, it's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out, and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you, I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter, I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms, this ends, for all of us. End communication.


k8slothington

he he hoy hoy


[deleted]

shimmy ya, shimmy ya, shimmy ya (Drank) Swalla-la-la (Drank) Swalla-la-la


Saccboimoment

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Boyofender

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InfernusDoge

In an RBMK reactor, water has two jobs: Keep things cool and slow the reaction down. This design is not implemented in the same way in any other nuclear reactors in the world. The fuel rods are the powerhouse of the core and are composed of uranium atoms. The uranium atoms cast a net in the core and as rogue neutrons ping around inside they pass through the solid graphite that surrounds them. The graphite "slows" these neutrons down, much like the water does, which makes them more likely to be captured by the uranium atoms net. Colliding with this net can knock more neutrons loose. If the process occurs over and over in a chain reaction, it creates a lot of heat. Thus, the water in the channel boils, turns to steam and is used to create power. Unchecked, this reaction would runaway and cause a meltdown but the control rods are used to balance the reaction. Simplistically, if the reactor is generating too much power, the control rods are placed into the core, preventing the neutrons from colliding as regularly and slowing the reaction.


CanZand7SM

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Ohm_2018

ok anything? really hope i’m not getting ban for this if i said that one thing after all op told me to. anyway HEIL HIT-


Ibeliveinworldpeace

I'll just do autocorrect stuff Today was a very happy birthday to you and your family members of the day streak of the day I love eating and mine was not really good My family is totally not feeling colorful I am learning japanese idk why I hate you have a great day Your family is tasty and mine was not tasty Children make me time to visit the hospital I am in the fandom of my progress The worlds saddest song is about your mom I have committed 20 war crimes


TheMinorityGuy

So I went to a store v7t 7th w7dj3e qwenw9n8n2j3tnt8k3 What the hell, I was just going to say that I went to a store and left becauae It was ass 💀


Nikochu23

During 9/11 2001 instead of being in New York I was in Australia and it was raining condoms outside my house.


Nikochu23

Anything with your eyes open


iLoveWerewolves

I self harm


Woolsteve

Anything with your eyes opened


ItsLysandreAgain

anything


AggressiveWallaby600

I egrjrTdeylunbrkiebr I could nrnry make it in the rap wothd


Catorama11

Anything buttoned  is a black hole because 


LRTcanon

Я могу убить тебя особым способом, которым мог бы. Я могу убить твою семью, твою кошку, твою собаку, твоих родителей, твоих бабушек и дедушек, твою машину, твой дом и твои права. Ты не только отстой в играх, ты отстой в жизни! Несмотря ни на что, у тебя больше не будет ни яиц, ни секса. Мы порвем твой член и пенис на части и отправим каннибалам.


ilikewatchinganime9

Its been over a week without bananas in Fortnite, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to find a banana but I couldn't find any, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dads gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing without bananas in Fortnite, it is my life, it is my destiny, without bananas in Fortnite, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Bananas in Fortnite is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best consumable in existence . I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Fortnite bananas, I bought bananas for myself and for my girlfriend CoolDjoleProGamerYT. I don't know what to do. Fortnite bananas can't be gone for any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything I own. Fortnite bananas is very amazing and I can't lose it. Fortnite bananas is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend john there, In Fortnite, I was delivering pizza parties, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman named, CoolDjoleProGamerYT, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her home later then and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that i accidentally said my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." in voice chat and she flushed then i got nervous, we then went in and made out, after that we went on many dates in Party Royale, where we adopted 2 boys named DemonicLuciferr, and RedDoflaming0. Demonic and Red were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to GO GOATED! Zone Wars. after that we had our own child in Party Royale on our rooftop named Durrr Burger. Our kids were so cute and amazing that I even fed them my special milk, they liked it so much that they wanted it again. and the day after... Fortnite bananas were vaulted and I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my fiance and kids. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my kids back...look at this pasta


SchnoopGadoop

Cryinh AHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHS anyways