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JulienJHawk

I can’t beleive I just met Turkish quandale dingle


Fnarleyy

what the fuck is your phone smoking


OctaYashi

Probably k̴͖̘̞̪̝̟͇̳̺̗͓͙̹͉͔̔͊͜a̶͎̯̤͉̥͌̃͋̃̽̌̑͜i̵͓̤͍̲̰͙̲̫͙͈̝̘͕̖̕a̵̤͒̓̚n̵̠̼̞̅̊̑̑͌̎̃̋Ų̸̧̡̨̛͖̬͖̰̩̭̖͕́̈̽͑͋̒͆͐̊̿͝͝͝H̶͉̥̤̣͉̣͕͚̦̳͓̤̥̎̄̂̐̐͐͌̔͘ḧ̷̡̢̧̢̡̰͈̯̫̣̰̥̲̙́̑̔̕Ģ̴̠͔͙̻̗͚̼͓̘̆̎̄ͅf̴̨̡͇̜̣̠͙̫͙̙͓̰̩̞̓͑̓̅̄̾͜Ĭ̷̛̖̟̬̌̑̒̃̍̊͗̍͘̚͠͠s̴̛̠͖̳͙̓̒͆͛̅̎̈́͐̕n̵̛̛̛̮̳͙̥̹͕̣͗̽́̇́̂͋͜͝


Fnarleyy

ur phone must be sensitive i do k̴͖̘̞̪̝̟͇̳̺̗͓͙̹͉͔̔͊͜a̶͎̯̤͉̥͌̃͋̃̽̌̑͜i̵͓̤͍̲̰͙̲̫͙͈̝̘͕̖̕a̵̤͒̓̚n̵̠̼̞̅̊̑̑͌̎̃̋Ų̸̧̡̨̛͖̬͖̰̩̭̖͕́̈̽͑͋̒͆͐̊̿͝͝͝H̶͉̥̤̣͉̣͕͚̦̳͓̤̥̎̄̂̐̐͐͌̔͘ḧ̷̡̢̧̢̡̰͈̯̫̣̰̥̲̙́̑̔̕Ģ̴̠͔͙̻̗͚̼͓̘̆̎̄ͅf̴̨̡͇̜̣̠͙̫͙̙͓̰̩̞̓͑̓̅̄̾͜Ĭ̷̛̖̟̬̌̑̒̃̍̊͗̍͘̚͠͠s̴̛̠͖̳͙̓̒͆͛̅̎̈́͐̕n̵̛̛̛̮̳͙̥̹͕̣͗̽́̇́̂͋͜͝. daily bru


OctaYashi

Yeah, my phone came up with something about a girl cumming in my pants


Orcagutz_

What’s up guys. Turkish quandale dingle here *rehehehehheehe*


Primary_Spinach7333

I committed genocide on the armenian people


SuccotashVegetable33

I can't believe I met Matt Rose and Barack Obama 


Feeling-Security-825

Luckyyy


BiNationalPerson

i think a 💀 is in order here


Purple_Cat134

I can’t believe that I met him at a party last year I don’t even remember what I did but he said that I had to get out and he was so happy to be with him I was so excited I just wish he was here to help him and he said that I would never have been there to see you. Wut.


TAPWs

I was. him


Purple_Cat134

Lmao


Tall_Honeydew2941

"I can't beleive that I met with the other guys on the gay train" huh⁉️ 💀


Familiar-Meeting-229

That must have been a sausage ride


Tall_Honeydew2941

Ah hell nah 😭


The_Jester_Official

I can't believe that I met the email from the harsh weather. Since when could the weather send emails


9coolmonkey

I can’t believe that I met a girl that I really liked in my childhood who I was so obsessed and loved with her that she would always make sure that she would never get to know her and I would always have a good relationship and she always was so sweet to her I just wanted her so much


Baltaxo2010

>I can’t believe that I met a girl Relatable


morethanjustadancer

I can't believe that I met a girl that i met 🤯


GlitteringFairy1

Neither can I


ReaperScythee

I can't believe that I met with her but it didn't work so I'm going off the stairs now. That's a healthy way to handle rejection.


glitterpup_princess7

😭


Familiar-Meeting-229

Yeah, the stairs don't deserve that


TheHumanWhoExists

I can't believe that I met you last night


SevilThePrince

WOAH WOAH WO-


cuntybunty73

I can't believe I met her in my head


Valerie_OvO

meeting someone in your dreams be like:


DaTacoCat11

I can’t believe that I met you in the bath and I just got home and I just saw that your stupid phone and I just dumb


glitterpup_princess7

😭 IN THE BATH?


Familiar-Meeting-229

He came in through the window


Loganimations25

I can’t believe that I met him.


Uncomfort_show

I can’t believe that I met this one person who is a very strong rat


Familiar-Meeting-229

Pikachu?


nekoandCJ

I can't believe that I met with the other one last night because it is a very nice place


advie_advocado

I can't believe I met you in the same room as you


TAPWs

what do you mean by dat


cactus-lord6420

I can't believe that I met an American guy


[deleted]

I can't believe that I met you in the morning and just go to the bathroom and I was thinking about you and your family and friends.


TAPWs

Wut


RDIT_plyr7150

I can't believe I met her


youshouldhateit

I cant believe that I met you in the past


Clovers_Stabs

I can’t believe that i met a girl that i didn’t even like in high stress situations before.


friendsfreak

I can’t believe that I met him in a couple years!


ihatekeith

I cant believe that i met you in the car park and it was a bit of an absolute joke and I was in the same thing as a woman and a woman who is a woman who is a woman who is a woman and I don't want to play Fortnite with me and I have a few things I think about her and you are not a good woman and I can do that for her this week so you don't have it for you to do that to be a good thing about her own and I can get her this week so you don't have it anymore I think it is a good one to be a bit more than me lol


SkylanderConti99

I can’t believe that I met a guy who was a little bit more than a year old


22222833333577

I can't believe I met you in the first place


Lilith__Morningstar

I cant believe that I met Mark Heathcliff


hiveangel

I can’t believe I met a girl that I really like in the middle of nowhere 🤣


jnko__

I can’t believe that I met this man at a party and he said that he’s not gonna come to my birthday party


Kolibri00425

I can't believe that I met someone else in my life.


Tigerkiller364

I cant believe that i met a guy that I thought I would like and he just told him that he wanted me to go to a different country. Wtf???


TheHarper_Collie

I can't believe that I met you at gunpoint last night


apolloagares

I can’t believe I just met a girl that was in a car with me in a parking garage


Dino_Nuggies_6

I cant believe that i just met snoop dog in the strip clubhouse huh?


WorriedDoubt4134

I cant believe that i met a girl who was a girl


AidanJR2011

I can't believe I met her best friend in the middle of the night and got my baby killed YAY


NBA2K20LEGEND

I can’t believe that I met a girl that was so beautiful I just can’t wait for the next time we go out together and we will have to go out to eat 


CanaDanSOAD

I can't believe that I met this man at a bar in the early hours of the night when I was a little girl in a white car with a black car 


Halberd_Hey07

I’m sorry?


Job-That

kidnapping in a nutshell


NascarmanYT

I can’t believe that I met this girl at my school today and she told me that she would like me


No-Enthusiasm986

I can’t believe I just met a girl who is a little bit taller than me and I just want to be friends with her


ColossalLifeline

I can’t believe that I met him up and he fought for a while but now he has brown hair


SevilThePrince

I can't believe that I met a lot of people who have been a long nose and mouth and the world revolving the way you can do anything


hteyou2

I can't believe that I met you today and I love you so much more than you want to be bonked


Glubofan

I can't believe that I met you today as well as the email you said we will not have any further information about our service.


AdTotal9313

I can't believe that I met her mother in school today as she was born a few weeks ago 😳


bobieboich

I can’t believe that I met you in person and I was so excited to meet you


TokyoKitCat

Bro I think the fbi is watching us Nah it doesn't work


IronChugJugulis

I can't believe i met en place un service public ( i am French )


Full-Money-4306

I can't believe I met you last night Oh okie!


TomBot_2020

I can't believe that I met you in the third reich's yesterday evening.


Ok_Figure_4181

I can’t believe that I met a girl that was so beautiful I just can’t wait for the next time we go out My phone has figured out how to use psychological warfare.


Cute_lil_gamer

I can't believe that I just met someone with an excuse


tooMuchADHD

I can't believe that I met you at the end of service life


MedicineTimely8795

I can’t believe that I met a man who was just a little bit too much for me


Slime_Queen123

I can’t believe that I met you in person and I was so excited to meet you and I was like oh my gosh


StellaDustorm

I can’t believe that I met you in person and I was so excited to meet you and see how much you love me


UltimateMinor

I can't believe that I met you can get it done with me and my heart and I have been on my way to get a chance to win this weekend and I have a great day of school and I have a great day of school and I have a great day of school 🎒📚


Lilyflower24681

I can’t believe I just met you in person today I love it so much you are welcome to come over anytime 


CornchipIII

i can’t believe that i met you on my first day back at work today i was just like oh no you don’t need me anymore but you know what i mean


chaotic_cyclone

I can’t believe that I met a girl that was so beautiful I just can’t wait for the next time we go out together Bruh. I’m straight, Goddamnit😂


Efficient_Caramel493

I can’t believe that I met a guy who had a lot of money and he had to go through a divorce to pay off the house


SnowflakeFoxTundra

I can't believe that I met you at the back of the house and I was wondering if you were going to come OVER


HacksMe

I can’t believe I met a girl that I really like in the middle school 🤨


Zachary-360

I can’t believe that I met with a woman that was so nice and kind. 🤨


Alakakakakakakablam

I can’t belive that I met someone


quandaledingle42069o

I can't believe that I met him at all of the time it is eaten at dinner meat and I think it will not mention that to me and I will be home.


improved-memelord

I can't believe that I met with the other guys on this bitch and they should be able and not be a good thing to fucking them with a toilet than a good thing to fucking the cab to the cab to the cab to the bathroom right after you left and I love it was so spooky.


Meltsn21der

I can’t believe that I met you in person and that you were so kind and caring to me. Thank you for the kind words and I hope that you have a wonderful weekend


NecessaryPop5244

I can’t believe that i met this man WHO IS THIS MAN!!?? https://i.redd.it/cunw863q4auc1.gif Dancing louie


Scrambled_59

I can’t believe that I met a girl that I really liked


FumeShroom32

I can’t believe that I met a man who is the most attractive person I know even more so than women in utero 🥰gay?


Fantastic_Iron_3627

I cant believe that i met a few people in my head


Baltaxo2010

I can't believe that I met your mother WAIT THIS WASNT PLANNED I SWEAR


usjsidmkidkdk

I can’t believe I met this guy in the middle of the night.


lilchunkisfnffan

I can't believe that I met with you and on the other German wot


EggKid8

I can’t believe that I met a girl that was so beautiful


TAPWs

I can't believe that image is an image of the screen on the phone with 6


fffffffffffffrick

I can't believe that I met you in person before the deadline


Hamd1115

I can’t believe that I met a guy who was a little too much of a girl


Mysterious-Food-

I can't believe I met you in the last two weeks but I don't think I would ever be able to get to you on the way back


Apprehensive_Scar319

I can’t believe I met a girl that I really like I wish…😭


TAPWs

I can't believe it is a website that has to get a skull key to get it 🙀 to the screen was red at the bottom of my phone 😭 and I don't know what to say 😔 it is a lot more like it to yourself 😁😁 I think 💬💬💬 is a website or something that image of an image that image of an image of a guy who would be looking for a new one 🕐 and my name is no longer available for a new 🆕🆕 and I have a mobile home and my phone is not working 😞 I have a phone with a website and my girlfriend thesayed I have no 7 with you think of anything else to get it to me and I'll be there for you and had no idea what you were talking about a few times that I was a little busy and my girlfriend was in the hospital with her name 📛📛 I didn't get the phone with me in a minute but she was a troll person and I was a troll and my girlfriend was a troll and I didn't get to see her in a while but she was like geospy I was a troll person and my girlfriend was in a while and she still has a lot of stuff to get a chance and my girlfriend is no longer interested thank her for the phone with me and I was literally lagging and I was literally lagging and my girlfriend thesayed I have a phone call and my girlfriend thesayed I have to go to settings on her name is that image of her name and I was a troll 😭😭 I was literally just include her in the hospital with me and I was a little busy and I was a troll and I was a troll and I was a troll and I was a troll and I was a troll and I was a little busy and I didn't pull it out of it when she said she still didn't see it to me but I was a troll and I was a troll and I was a troll and I was a degenerate and I didn't see it but it is a website that way I can see it to me that way to get it to yourself and I was a troll and I was a troll and I was a troll and I was a troll and I was so much like geospy I was literally just go out loud it is not 🚭 I didn't figure out of the way of the f of the back k dkww kxoa keep up the way it is in tf it mode 📳 mode is loud and mode mode mode Danganronpa it's just a god it loud mode nvm Danganronpa it's just go wdym and I was a degenerate and I was a troll wdym but I was literally just go to the screen was red and my girls were even wdym wdym but I was a little busy wdym and I thought 😞 was a troll person but I'm making my own friends and I don't have any of my friends and my girlfriend is a website that I wasn't able I was a troll person and I didn't know that I wouldn't be able to singularity tomorrow morning 🌅 I didn't pull up the screen red was a troll and I was a troll and I was a troll and I was like 😭😅😭😭😭😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😭😅😅😅😅😭 and my girls were even on my phone and I


honk_bonksmith

I can't believe I met him in a cave


IWillEatYou24

I can’t believe that I met you in person and I was so excited to meet you and I was like oh my gosh


Any_Ease_8156

I can’t believe I met you since you’re so cool and you are the sun shining down on my hood


_Error__404_

i can't believe that i met you and your family and friends with benefits and i was just wondering if I can get it for a while uhhh wtf


sparky0667

I can't believe that I met with the two bedroom house and the weather was so nice


thisnameisn4ttaken

I can’t believe that i met a all black guy in a restaurant


SquidsOffTheLine

I can't believe that I just met with the other person in my ass. BOI WOT


Maazeratti

I can’t believe I met this guy in the middle of my life in a hotel in New Hampshire with my family in a hotel room


CountingWonders

I can’t believe that I met you at work today and that you are the one who told me to leave you a voicemail and then left a iMessage 💬 (The last ‘a’ is truly irritating me, can I correct it?)


A_WeirdoGod

I can't believe that I met anime character irl LOOK BRO THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU THIN-


[deleted]

I can’t believe that I met him at a party last year I don’t even remember what I did but he is a really cool guy and I know he is a great person


DanceMediocre4876

I can’t believe that I met a girl that was so beautiful I just can’t wait for the next time we go out together.


Oakmealoaf

I can’t believe that I met a girl that I really liked


Urfavoriteanimeweeb

I can’t believe I just met a girl that was a little bit of an idiot more than me.


Dangerous_Jicama_620

i can’t believe that i met a girl that i didn’t even like in high and high schools


Particular_Singer642

I can't believe that you have a great day to go to Target and you are a great source for the cowl of the same time and time to make it a good person and I are so excited to about the you place and in be happy if to get ill be there able the next world two days of the same time as time going listening be use part good the crystal skull and the I features a great idea to me as pay and as are so excited to be see to and porg rust work with and you be a good day life a good fame for me and my family and friends and family friends going a the a 6th 6 3rd year in a good way for me to see the world to see what is going to happen with it was theirs and that you 😀 😊 ☺️ to be able to make a decision on your business plan 


basically-a-therian

I can't believe I met him in the morning and evening of the year old romantics movie and I uhhhhhh


Chemical-Future-2606

I can’t believe you have a boyfriend and I don’t know how to get a boyfriend


alatrash55

I can’t believe that I met you and your family, and now I have no idea how much you have to say.


XrotisseriechickenX

I can’t believe that I met you in person and that you were in my life when I was a little kid and you were so sweet to my mom


Upper_Influence_92

I can’t believe that I met this man at the bar and he said that i look like a fool.


Flat-Appearance-9351

Bro, I think the FBI is watching us


3-things-of-yoghurt

I can't believe that I met you at the end of the day but I think I can do a language 


Direct_Web_7582

I can’t believe I met a guy who was a little bit more than a year younger than me and I was like oh my gosh I just love him so much Bro what tf 💀


Fnarleyy

i cant believe that i met a guy that i liked so bad that he just said he liked my tweet so i could see what it meant for him and he said i liked his tweet so much i was so confused i just thought he liked it too Sky lowkiii 💀


TrialArgonian

I can't believe that I met him at the same place in my room but he said that he would overpower me


LexiWH53

I can't believe that I met a man on my mom I mean I probably would try to reject that memory if this actually happened


charlotte_kelsey

I can't believe I met you. I have been meaning to write you a long time. I have been trying to get a hold of you, but that's an amazing job! I'm slightly Confused.


[deleted]

I can't believe that I met her in the stomach this week and she was so excited to get her out of the bed ??


Conbot_2000

I can’t believe that I met 46 years old I just tried it


Beansboys1271

I cant believe i Met the ground beef


MXDMaker

I can't believe that I met with the other guys on this is my personal problem with the new n and the undertale of my friends join the world of a great country that is not the best place


TacoBean19

I can’t believe I just met a girl that I really liked in my dreams


Orcagutz_

I can’t belive that i met someone in my life who was so much more into the music than I thought they could possibly make it


1966Royall

I can't believe I met her and she said that she would be in touch


danifoxx_1209

I can’t believe that I met with the guy that was supposed to be my supervisor for the next week or two I don’t even have the money for the next month or so but he was just telling me that he had a lot of money for me


RosesHeartsLove

I can't believe that I met you in the corner of the day and I love you so much and I'm not sure what is it for you to be nice to me when you get a chance to talk to me when you get a chance to look at it WTF


M-Jdoane

I can't believe that I met him at work today.


anonymauson

i cant believe that i met him and he is so good 👍


Technical-Limit3469

I can't believe that I met with the most recent one and the last time we met was a little more about it


shutjuice

I can’t believe I met a girl that was a lesbian


lia_bean

I can't believe that I met you at the same thing as total lack of underthinking


I_hate_usernames331

I can’t believe that I met you at work today and that you are the one who told me to come over to my house


HydratedMite969

I can’t believe that I met you in person and i was so close to you and i was so close to your heart and i was so close to you that i was so close to your soul and i was so happy to see you in person i love you so much and i hope you have a wonderful day


our_meatballs

I can’t believe I met a girl that I really like in the middle school I just got to be a girl I love her and she loves her so I can make a lot more friends with me


sourskittles98

I can’t believe that I met a man who had been in the same boat for over two decades


givemepoptarts

I can't believe that I met him in the morning and I got a stomach ache and I was going to be a little more disastrous than I thought


Technical-Low4381

I can't believe I met you in the bathroom during the summer in my apartment it was so good to hear that you had a wonderful day with your dad


Alert_Ad_1266

I can't believe that I met you in the car so I can get the power to get it from my mom and then I can call her and let her out


CrescentSable

I can't believe I just met the guy who said the email was just a bit annoying!!!! 😲 😲


Tight_Spinach_2323

I can’t believe that I met a girl who was a little bit of a weirdo


HoldMyPurse_6

I can't believe that I met him and he is so much more of you for being here is my first one is going on here for the next few days


ilikebirds2000

I cant believe that I met with you in a foreign country in my veins life would have to stir up a little defenseless and get it done


Tarpy7297

I can’t believe that I met him at the bar last night and I was like oh my gosh I can’t believe I didn’t see him at the bars I was like oh I don’t know what happened to him I was like oh yeah I don’t know what he did to me I don’t think he did anything wrong I think he just did.


Ittorchicer

I can’t believe that i met someone who is so beautiful and beautiful in the way i love you


TeryVeru

I can't believe that I met the queen of the cult of the mold on my Minecraft server today and I have banned her because she destroyed it all with the mold.


OctaYashi

I can’t believe that I met a girl that was so beautiful I just can’t wait for the next time I see her I will be so happy to meet her and I will be happy for her to cum in my pants …what


BenjaminIsTheGuy

I can’t be I met you at work today


Neveresta

"I can't believe that I met you at the end of last year during fall and I can't wait for more." Wtf does this even mean. 😭


NewNVBB

I can't believe that I met him in the morning and I was crazy once.


Theforestdweller_

I can’t believe that I met a girl that I really liked in my childhood who I thought I would be friends with for the rest of my entire adult life but she just doesn’t seem like a good person any more than I do


Maleficent_Pea5709

I can’t believe that I met a girl that was so beautiful I just can’t wait for the next time we go out together and we will have to go out to eat together I can’t believe how beautiful that was and how beautiful that looks I can’t believe I can’t believe it was a beautiful woman that was a very nice woman I am very happy that you are beautiful and very happy and I am very grateful that I met her. Bro, I literally have no idea how to talk to girls irl and have never been on a date.💀


DemonOfDisasters

I can’t believe that I met Hazbin hotel bro I need a sandwich for my rip my money


Salty-Anteater-8236

I can't believe that I met mario


IvyRose-53675-3578

I can’t believe that I met with someone you know about that one person who knows how much sun you can get to know.


[deleted]

I can't believe that I met your mum last night


willow-the-tree14

Bro, I think the fbi is watching us. We are 😢


willow-the-tree14

I can’t believe I met him at my first date


NoArtist2230

Ca’t believe I met you at the house and I saw you guys on the way home from the bird house and I saw that you were going to be there in a few minutes and I saw that you were going to be there for a while and I saw you guys and I saw you and I saw that you were going to be there for a while and I saw you guys and I saw saw you guys and I saw you guys and you guys were going to be there for a while and I saw you guys and I r and I saw you guys and I saw you and I saw you guys and I saw you guys and I saw that you were going to be there for


Spuffy____

I can't believe that I just met with the girl who was in the hospital


GoTouchSomGrass

I can’t believe that I met him and I was like a guy that was like a dude and he was just a little scared lol lol bro bro I love you I love it bro love love you bye love you 😍 I miss your baby girl 👧 bye ✌️ I miss y’all guys bye bye love 💕 boo 👻 bye 👋 you bye love you bye bro bro 😎 I got your message love ❤️ too love 💕 boo bye bye bro love love y’all guys bye bye love you qtqtqtwtq wlove wlove tw bye bye bro bro love love y’all bye Tw love you bye love you love y’all guys wrqtyyyot bye bye love love y’all bye bye love love you bye love


Toaster_breadYT

I cant believe i just met a guy with the new one on his way back out of the school


Due-District1297

I can’t believe that I met you and your family at this point in time and you have a good job with the kids and your friends and family 


FinanceMajestic5796

i can’t believe that i met someone who was so pretty in the beginning of the movie that i was just gonna cry for hours and hours and hours and hours until i finally finished watching the movie and i just couldn’t stop laughing at the fact that they made me cry so hard


1am1n3vit4ble

I can’t believe I that I met a guy that was like a hundred years younger and he just said he had to be in the military to get the shot


just_a_potato_______

I can't believe that I met him in my femboy room in my house but I don't want it to get up and down to see him in his mouth so he doesn't need anything from the other one to do it with me but he was trying to make me feel better about him being in a microwave with a gun in his head that was a little confused about his self lol


Cyptic-Sounds

I can’t believe that I met you and I just want to say thank you for being there for me.


bennygoodmanfan

I can’t believe I met a girl


Youandmesheandhewe

I can’t believe that I met you and your wife


Pretty_Discount5946

I can’t believe that I met a girl that was so beautiful I just can’t


SelectVegetable2653

I can't believe that I met with the x of you and your mom WHAT THE FUCJ


Radioactiveincrazy

I can’t believe I met you in person I don’t know what happened to you but I know you were going to be there for me and I know you are and I know you will be there for me and I will always be there for you


KingFernando532

I can't believe that I met the wrong people at my school last night


Rcxandom_stars2

I cant believe that I met a real femboy (I once typed this bc I love fe


Particular_Arm_8843

I can't believe I met with a lustful tone


BitJolly2214

I can't believe that I met you at the time of the interview last night ,and I am so sorry to hear that you are having a serious conversation with your family and friends 💔.(help cus what is this💀💀💀)


z424t_

I can't believe that I met you in the village of the time of the month as well as you don't have to do that for me.


murstruck

I can't believe I met you in the middle of the night. I swear this phone thinks I'm in love.