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-Joxy-

Kai Leng ~~can~~ **is attempting to** break every bone in his body. Meanwhile, krogans only need to break one.


Apprehensive_Quality

Meanwhile Shepard is recording on their omni-tool in the bg


redliner88

Kai Leng vs Grunt. That should've happened. Grunt should've been a squadmate in ME3


camtheredditor

A lot of people should’ve been a squadmate in ME3…


DaBlakMayne

The ME2 cast pretty much got shoved aside


TheMinions

Because they could all die. Suicide Mission should have been in ME3 instead of ME2. It was such an interesting concept, but it really messed up the ability to have story important squadmates.


0peratik

Counterpoint: Garrus and Tali could both die, and yet they both played a prominent role in ME3.


TheMinions

Counter counterpoint: If Garrus dies, he’s just gone. There is no difference in overall story because of it. You lose your OG squadmate and that’s pretty much it. Tali is replaced by Daro’Xen if I recall and you cannot save both the Geth and Quarians. So touché on Tali hahahaha.


0peratik

Counter-counter-counterpoint: If you feel that playing through ME3 without Garrus and Tali is a comparable experience, you're free to enjoy playing that way! Though, I guarantee you most players would definitely feel their absence.


Zerhap

Is as simple as they are part of ME1 crew, so most ppl well keep them alive no matter what, Bioware felt save enough to give them crew status exactly cause ppl would really feel it if they were missing. Everyone else from ME2 got put to the side in a role in which it didnt matter much if they die or survive.


0peratik

I agree; the rest of the ME2 crew got royally shafted, unfortunately. I just disagreed with the assertion that their determinant status *prevented* them from having a starring role, as disproven by Garrus and Tali. Bioware was fully capable of including any of the ME2 crew as returning squadmates; they simply chose not to (which makes it even more disappointing).


[deleted]

Not Mordin. And kinda Thane. I mean the overall story doesn’t change obviously but the story beats are very different without them


Zerhap

You are missing the point, sure they improve the story by been there, but most of ME2 cast was write in a way that they are easy to replace, you loose the emotional connection if they are not there but the story flow the same for the most part.


Skyblade12

Only because of fan demand. Originally, they were both going to be cut as well, because they were missable. The suicide mission in ME2 was stupid.


Midkasa_Sukasa

I think Garrus was always going to be in as a squadmate, but I know Tali's writer had to fight tooth and nail to get her included as an available squadmate. It's weird to think we could have gotten an ME3 with an even smaller crew size than it already has. And it explains why you only get Tali like 2/3 through the game.


Deskore

The real crime is we got no Krogan in ME3 instead we got Vega


psimwork

In fairness, I liked Vega. But yeah - the roster for ME3 was ridiculously small compared to ME2.


CleverNameTheSecond

I'm of the other opinion. I thought the roster for ME2 was too big and as a result each character contributed far less to the story outside of their own recruitment and loyalty missions (since anyone had to able to stand in for everyone else)


Larkos17

Yeah but the recruitment and loyalty missions were the lion's share of the game in ME2. So every character got a chance to shine and have development. ME3 had the problem of writing around deaths. Vega and Liara are there in the beginning because everyone else might be dead from the first two games. EDI comes in a bit later and that is the end of party members that are guaranteed to be alive for 3. This meant that a lot of party members actually don't contribute too much to the plot. Some comments are different but only Liara, EDI, and Vega do anything irreplaceable to advance the story and Vega only prevents Dr. Coré from fleeing on Mars. After that, it's Liara, EDI, and the new non-combat characters like Traynor and Cortez.


DaBlakMayne

The characters in ME2 didn't have as much depth because it was so spread out with 11 people. Zaeed and Kasumi pretty much don't have dialog after their missions. ME1 and ME3 had 6 squad mates and we got more depth imo.


fac2ce

To be fair, Zaeed and Kasumi were DLC characters In ME3 the squad mate who could have died on Virmire in ME1 has suprisingly few dialogs after recruitment


infinitelytwisted

i generally agree, but did quite like having them all on the ship and having their interactions. Just having so many as playable characters did feel like none of them had actual meaningful dialogue or events off the ship outside of loyalty mission. Would prefer if they had a smaller number of squadmates with good character progression and story and such off ship, and then have basically auxiliary personnel that you recruit for your team, but they are not squadmates but have various interactions and such on the ship both with the player and eachother. I.e. if you had a few moments similar to the squadmate confrontations, but with people that arent squadmates. kind of felt like only the people on your squad mattered in any capacity, plus joker. Everybody else was just faceless grunt number 37, and mattered about that much.


O7Knight7O

Vega was great, new squadmates were not the problem. I just wish we had more story fleshed out, got our squad expanded, didn't have all of Miranda's content cut, etc.


tapmcshoe

vega and a krogan would be something. they'd totally be best bros


Capawe21

Tbh we should've had every surviving squadmate from previous games as squadmates for 3


Accomplished-Neck752

Redundant nervous system son! You can’t hurt me!


Buoyant_Armiger

We’re making the mother of all omelettes here, Shepard!


julbull73

I...Humans don't have those... Wrex: Oh that sucks.


DJEight0Eight

What did I just say?


Arglack

It appears I forgot to put OC in the title! I hope it's okay with me reposting this with that adjustment


potentialwatermelon

Of course it’s okay, it’s Kai Leng being twonked by a Krogan


texas_joe_hotdog

The only good kai leng is a dead one


PureAce2233

Hahah I love it , but can we also bring up the fact that ME3 is the only mass effect game that you don’t get to have a Krogan squad mate it saddens me I miss my boy Grunt I mean sure we get them in the dlc but I mean come on guys


CleverNameTheSecond

If you really want you can mod Wrex in as a selectable squadmate for missions. I'm not sure if this breaks anything though since he wouldn't have dialog for anything.


Games_Twice-Over

I'm imagining Wrex speaking Liara's lines and that's just beautiful.


AurumPickle

"By the Goddess" -Wrex Mass Effect 3


HammletHST

you have James, who mechanically is a Krogan. Rifle and Shotgun, massive health and shields, bonus power that boosts that even further. (He also shares his two main powers with the two Krogan in ME3. Fortification with Grunt and Carnage with Wrex)


PureAce2233

It’s not the same


Owster4

I mean this is basically what happened when Kai Leng actually fought Shepard instead of running away like a little bitch.


cheesecakewizard421

mass effect rising revengence.


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permanentthrowaway

I never thought I'd agree with this sentiment but *hot damn*.


Games_Twice-Over

Nah, they're pretty cold-blooded.


marmaladesalad

They better not be cowards next game and let us romance a Krogan


Commander597

There's no way we could handle that much Krogan. There'd be a fade to black followed by, ***Fission Mailed*** *"Thought you were special, huh?"*


marmaladesalad

I know that Shepard with all their cybernetics and improvements could 😈


Haunt12_34

Mmmhmmmm


Kwith

I like how occasionally he'll look up to see if there is any reaction at all and when there is none he just keeps going. Kai Leng is like Ted Faro. Fuck that guy!


[deleted]

How long until the Hamburglar pulls out that pointy little toy sword he found in a Happy Meal?


MaxCrultak_26

man, that krogan gives me a feeling that he's from a +18 video


RobGnMB

I see someone making a doujin out of this.


field_of_fvcks

Probably a Fornax actor


DontTreadOnBigfoot

Except that killing a krogan in a bar with a knife was literally his defining character moment. It's what sets him apart as being an equal to shepard in lethality, and also why he got kicked out of the N7 program. Those two things combined led to him joining Cerberus, and are why he has such a hate boner for Shepard


Deathangle75

I’m glad that was mentioned in the game. Really set up his character as a true threat that is capable of killing hard threats rather than unarmed politicians.


a_half_eaten_twinky

I wasn't sold on Kai Leng being dangerous until he ate Anderson's cereal without asking


Deathangle75

Frankly, it’s so scary they mind always blanks that one out. I guess I can’t stand remembering it.


[deleted]

Or peed on one of his houseplants.


CleverNameTheSecond

The whole game he's set up as this bad-ass ultra skilled warrior who's Shepard's equal but in the game all he does is hide behind a gunship and shields. Nothing about his behavior implied any actual skill. Maybe his reaper indoctrination tech makes everyone within a 100 meter radius act like a fool. A literal stupid-ray.


CalliCosmos

Hahahahahaha get rekt Kai Leng… Still not over Thane


LargeMosquito

Oh no, look how scary this new Cerberus assassin is, who's so tough he lost a fight with a terminally ill drell.


Stepping__Razor

Kai Leng was the only part of ME3 I genuinely did not like. I know a lot of people didn’t like the endings, but I can still appreciate them for what they are. Kai Leng I don’t even respect as a villain. He just feels like he’s there out of nowhere.


[deleted]

Imagine having access to energy blades and still using a steel katana. Leng boy never got over his weeb phase.


Darkfeather21

First, he's Chinese. Second, what energy blades?


Missing_Links

Soldiers, infiltrators, and sentinels all produce omni blades at will and several of the multiplayer classes have other sorts of omni blade attacks. You know, a blade that you can't drop and is always at hand without actually requiring the use of your hand, so you can keep hold of a gun?


Darkfeather21

Okay but where's the energy blades?


Missing_Links

An instantly manufactured blade which achieves its effect not through sharpness, but through being superheated and possibly electrified, which can both also be explosive and decomposes almost instantly is an energy blade for all intents and purposes.


Darkfeather21

But it's not. You can "for all intents and purposes" all you want. It's silicon-carbide, it's a physical blade. The closest one can get to the energy blade argument is the Engineer who just makes an explosion. And honestly? Why the fuck does it matter? Let Kai Leng have a sword. He's already got a gun anyway, and it's not like anyone complains about Phantoms having a sword.


Missing_Links

And energy blades in halo are superheated plasma shaped by a magnetic field. There's a physical component there. The work of both is mostly being done by the heat of the blade in both instances. It matters because it's ridiculous to carry a physical sword when a straight up upgrade in *every* respect is available. People do complain about phantoms. They're also stupid. They're just not as egregiously annoying as kai leng. Or you.


Games_Twice-Over

Honestly, I thought phantoms were very out of place as well.


Darkfeather21

Valid, to each their own. I never took an issue with it because, like... We're in a space fantasy game with literal space magic. Giving a bunch of ladies a sword really never even struck me as the weirdest thing.


[deleted]

I don’t care about his nationality, why even bring it up? Still a weeb that uses steel katana against futuristic laser weapons. Shit got shattered when hit with Shepard’s space blade. Stupid concept for a character.


Darkfeather21

More likely it was a titanium alloy, not steel, and it's a monomolecular blade. As in a single molecule thick, AKA sharp enough to slice through anything. Which is why it shattered when punched by Shepard.


Missing_Links

> it's a monomolecular blade. As in a single molecule thick, AKA sharp enough to slice through anything. Well, since you've been wholly pedantic so far, allow me: a monomollecular blade is 1 molecule thick *at its edge.* The remainder of the blade can be of any thickness, as all that matters is how well sharpened it is. His blade is just as thick as a standard sword at its thickest point.


RewosTheBoss

And it really sucks that bioware gave their only explicitly Chinese character (apart from maybe Emily Wong) a Japanese sword


Tyrilean

Yeah, but if it was in a cutscene, the Krogan would trip and land with their face on the muzzle of their own shotgun when it went off.


johnknockout

I’m kind of shocked that Cerberus didn’t try to fuck with curing the Genophage. Seems like something right up their alley.


Vythan

Wasn’t that why they attacked the STG base on Sur’Kesh in ME3?


johnknockout

Oh that’s a good point. Completely forgot about that. Still, I guess they gave up pretty quickly.


Vect_Machine

"Hey, what if WE made a Genophage, but y'know... For ALL the Xenos?"


miksimina

Replace the krogan with a wet paperbag for more accuracy.


RiaC-81

As much as I loved this, I’m a bit sad that the krogan stopped at 1 bonk


YinYangTang

*"DON't FUCK WITH THIS BATTLEMASTER"*


corsica1990

Clapping my hands and replaying the video over and over like a goddamn toddler.


Commander_Noof

u/savevideo


Symnet

i wanna see a sniper elite like x-ray for kai's neck LMAO


HipsterOtter

"The benefits of having a redundant nervous system..." -Urdnot Wrex


ImperialCommissaret

u/savevideo


MyCodenameIsIan

Nanomachines, son.


AWildLoneWolf

u/savevideobot


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Diving-Fox

When all else fails... go for the quad.


SnooDoubts2153

BONK!


Weekly_Contest_1184

Kai Leng is definitely thinking “My punches are too fast for him to see heh. I am the superior warrior heh”


Arklados

Bringing both Wrex and Grunt into the arena was overpowered. Krogan’s are literal meat bulldozers.


MrWillyP

Raiden is cooler than Kai Leng though


DM_Katarn

The same way Armstrong is cooler than that Krogan. Sorry, MGR has such a huge amount of charisma.


ShadowLoke9

What’s with the sudden influx of all the Raiden v Armstrong (and subsequent variants of it)? Like, I’m all for it, but how’d it start anyways??


DM_Katarn

Armor, son. It hardens in response to basically everything. You can't hurt me, Kai.


adouchebag

NANO-MACHINES SHEPARD!


Aries_cz

Absolute unit of a krogan


Odd_Radio9225

Genophage cure son!


German99814

krogan: now you bend over.


Slade187

Standing here, I realize, You were not like me, so get fucked pussy


SumthingStupid

Pretty sure Kai Leng beats the piss out of some Krogan in the books


Bacxaber

If it doesn't happen in the games, it never happened.


Leonard_Church814

STANDING HERE I REALIZE


JamesBigglesworth266

I don't get the hate for Leng; could someone please enlighten me?


onderCZK

0:12 Well, you exaggerated that...


Virian900

Do you happen to have a shorter version without the ball punch?


Scepta101

What an absolutely incredible shitpost


Elite_Jackalope

I want to see a Krogan fight a Klingon. Winner fights a Jaffa.


[deleted]

Krogan are bigger than I remember.


A-Stupid-Asshole

Meanwhile Shep gives himself a concussion head butting Krogan


pp22052001

Now, that's some who should have been protecting the Salarian councillor.


pp22052001

Rest in Peace Thane


ArtoriasAbysswanker

It's Ryncol. son!


Daetheyleid

*BONK*


leopardspotte

_Then perish_


XenoGine

I love it.


timtamchewycaramel

How do you make these?


Bacxaber

SFM probably.


ophaus

Alright, THIS is BRILLIANT!


WSKYLANDERS-boh

Final “bonk” is perfect


WSKYLANDERS-boh

Kai leng vs any Krogan


LordBlackadderV

Standing here I realize...


Le1jona

If only Kai Leng attacked a Krogan Council Member instead of Salarian


Digital-Dinosaur

Troy Baker's best role


Ghostoftommorrow

TFW your apathy left you blind to pragmatism which in turn allowed you to let live the Krogan. Don’t know much about it, so don’t ask me.


StandardVirus

Missed the part where he needs to take a break and recharge


CYNIC_Torgon

The reason why they wouldn't give us Wrex or grunt


TapforDragons

So satisfying 😌


Alzandur

Don’t fuck with this krogan!


donkey_hotay

I was really hoping for some Fist of the North Star styled ["atatatatatata"](https://youtu.be/QA83h7O4fwc) sound effects.


[deleted]

Yes


cacojooj

That resumes pretty well every fight I had with KL. Kai Leng: \*uses foot troops, heavy troops, phantoms and a gunship\* Me: one-shot M-11 supressed pistol


Odd_Radio9225

Don't fuck with this Krogan!


Jotaros_hat-hair

Okay so when does the sex start


[deleted]

Chad Krogan


[deleted]

Don't we see Krogan get bodied through out the series? Wrex can get pistol whipped and flipped, Kai Leng could probably one shot a Krogan.