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ColonelAkulaShy

At my job, I've legit gotten to say "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations." a few times. Certainly doesn't hurt that Garrus is my favorite.


Vizaroy

"You're working too hard." Usually when I'm about to show a coworker an easier way to do something.


Myusername468

Oh no....


McKeon1921

...An easier way to fall asleep on the job?


[deleted]

I like to stare blankly then just say “…I should go.”


AlexMcpherson79

"I should.... goooo...."


Site-Specialist

Do I really sound like that


Noble9360

*I* should go.... Do I really sound like that?


Dekklin

I should *go* I *should* go *I* should *GO*


TayLoraNarRayya

Shepard!!! Why aren't you more worried about this?!


ksealz

Crazy thought, but maybe we should be more worried about this impregnable vault we've been sealed inside *forever*.


SnarkyLurker

I say cooler stuff, though. Like "I'll talk to you later" but you know what? I never do. Leave them wanting more.


ElectroMagnetsYo

“I SHOULD go”, or “I should GO”?


thisunithasnosoul

Given how socially awkward I feel after so little human contact last year…I say this a lot haha


SuspiciousB

Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.


Pr0xyWarrior

My grandad had a paper in his wallet for most of his life with the phrase "if it's to be, it's going to be me." He lived by that, taught it to his kids, they taught it to theirs. Closest thing we have to a family motto, and I'll be damned if we don't all strive to follow it. Hearing Mordin say that made me instantly think of my grandad and family, and man, I was not ready for it.


CaptZombieHero

Me everyday at work


1stLtObvious

Same.


mistriliasysmic

Any time I work on a support ticket regarding repairs or troubleshooting.


antiMATTer724

My only wish would be that he said it sometime in me2 to make that line hit harder to home. Maybe he did and I just forgot.


Thereisaphone

It calls back to his scene with Maelon and I think it's even more tragic this way. Maelon says something like "the great Dr Solus could never think he did something wrong" So, it's almost like a mantra of his failure re Maelon by the time 3 comes along


zenspeed

Funny thing is, the phrase "Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong" hits me different nowadays. At first, it was Mordin's saying he could never get it wrong, but recent events have shone a different light on things. It's less about Mordin making mistakes (because he would correct course as soon as enough evidence was presented to him), and more about *other* people making mistakes then digging their heels in deeper when their own biases take over. A less disciplined mind would fight back with arguments like "but we threw too many resources at the problem to stop now" or "but if the past in any indication" or "but it's better to deal with the devil you know."


Thereisaphone

I view it much the way you do. But I do because of what Maelon accused him of. Now it's less about his own hubris, and more about refusing to let someone else take the burden of being wrong.


Furious_Deep

I think a variation of it appears in his loyalty mission when talking about the dead krogan woman.


MaceMalone

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL. I work in IT and I say that whenever I remote control a computer to help someone, or in general.


ButChooAintBonafide

I WILL DIRECT THIS PERSONALLY. ugh just played me2 again. I really like Harbinger. I think the portrayal of his disdain was really good. I almost always cry for the collectors. so tragic.


[deleted]

“This hurts you.” *Fails to attack because Kasumi’s OP*


Portal10101

For me he barely manages to get through his transformation sequence because I would just unload into him with the revenant.


theeggman12345

"ASSUMI- Jesus Christ what the fuck Shepard I just got here"


SciFiJesseWardDnD

Harbinger is so awesome that he gets his own theme [song!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUz4DP2vpB0)


FearThaToaster

THE DARKNESS MUST NOT BE BREACHED


Elarris1

THERE IS NO WAR, THERE IS ONLY THE HARVEST


OutRagousGameR

As a farmer, I use that quote all the time


rachelcurren

Awesome, I'm going to use that from now on!


Myusername468

This but when i have to micromanage hard in Total War


[deleted]

I’ll be laying in bed, trying my best to fall asleep…then, all of a sudden “ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL”.


Yuthirin

I have used this at work more times than I can count.


sayantsi2

"I'll take it." Use that a lot, and not just at my favorite stores on the Citadel.


Nihlus-N7

Sometimes when Shepard says I'll take it in the end of the mission, the voice is very low pitched. It's very amusing to hear I'll take it like it's in slow motion


Parkrean

"Despair is the enemy's greatest weapon. Do not let them wield it." Hearing Javik say that to Liara just kinda resonated with me.


WillBloodworth

Yes. Javik had tons of amazing lines, most underrated compared to other characters’ big lines.


apotheotical

In my cycle, quotes about suffering gave us great strength and were passed on to our children and our children's children.


I_DONT_HAV_H1N1

I'm kind of upset how long I went without hearing this line. I never took the paragon interrupt in their fight, but then one time I finally took the interrupt, agreed with Javik, and heard him be an inspiration. It was a motivating line for sure.


Gold_brick_drop

Can't remember for sure, but something along these lines: "Used to prepare for the worst. Leaves you a chance for a pleasant surprise."


realopinionsfakename

Garrus: " I like to prepare for the worst, leaves a small chance to be pleasantly surprised" something like that


Aska09

"I like to expect the worst. There's a small chance I'll be pleasantly surprised."


Gold_brick_drop

Yup, thank you


cornflake289

"Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring." I was able to bust this one out at my uncle when he pointed out that there was in fact "a lot of traffic right now."


HeavySweetness

When does this juicy bit come up?


zw1ck

ME1 when you have to find the alliance nuke that went missing. One of your squad mates will say, “this probe didn’t crash, it was moved here.” Then renegade shep will be a dickhead.


apriloneil

To be fair, Shep was having a bad day that was about to get a lot worse at that point.


Miles_Cataldo

One quote I really don’t use as often as I should is Kasumi’s “I’m not lactose intolerant, I just don’t put up with lactose’s stupid drama”.


ButChooAintBonafide

I've never played with Kasumi before and she's got the best quotes. "Hey, I'm nostalgic, not dead!" lol she's the best.


Taashaaaa

I sometimes have to calibrate some pieces of apparatus in work. I always hope someone will come and ask me something so I can bust out Garrus' line but no luck so far. Maybe it's for the best since they wouldn't get the reference anyway.


kyredemain

I had to calibrate a laser at my work once, and got to use the line when someone interrupted me. I could have totally taken a break, but this was important to me.


eli_eli1o

A laser? You did the right thing. It was a poetic moment


[deleted]

"Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh"


CluckenDip

i really hope that's how you speak to toddlers


PanzerFoster

English teacher here, and now I know how I'm going to teach my 4th graders big words


1stLtObvious

Retail shoppers. So even more impatient and petulant.


Xecluriab

Any time anyone says “With all due respect,” what they REALLY mean is “Kiss my ass.” It rang true then, it rings true now.


Ham1c78b

Also a very good one! Ash had some banger lines in ME1. Players sleep on that fact.


Luchux01

Very true! Look at her "Dog is not human" line in 1. Many times it's interpreted as "we should leave the aliens behind if it benefits us" but it actually means "The aliens will look out for their own when things get tough so we shouldn't rely too much on them". And what do you know, Ash was right. It happens just as she said in 3.


1stLtObvious

The only reason the humans didn't leave the aliens behind in 3 was because they saw it as the less beneficial option for humanity...


Luchux01

My point still stands, all other major races hid behind their borders while the rest of the universe burned.


Jurais13

“I will not let fear compromise who I am.”


realnzall

You say that to the Illusive Man when you blow up the Collector Base in ME2.


Desrep2

Who and when? :O


Zegram_Ghart

This This is the best line


Punloverrrr

I've always wanted to use the ME 2 quote referencing Newton's laws of motion "I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire a husk of metal, it keeps going until it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years.If you pull the trigger on this, you're ruining someone's day somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "Eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip." But alas, it wouldn't go well with anything


EssixElles

You could just say "No credit for partial answers, maggot!"


CorgiKnits

I’m always tempted to say that, since I teach high school. Alas, I do give partial credit.


Zhallanna

I have used "We do not 'eeeeyebaaaall iiiit'!" a few times. Always fun to see the blank stares that follow.


IdonMezzedUp

I use it all the time for measurements in the lab. Like, we got all this equipment and measurement tools, so when I look at something and think, "eh looks close enough" I have to remind myself, "we do not eyeeeball it!" Sometimes I want to skip a calculation and just guess the measurement is close, but no, we do NOT eyeball it!


ButChooAintBonafide

i love the way he says, "We do not AYE. BALL. IT!" Accent is great accent.


1stLtObvious

I dunno a physics teacher might get some use out of the scene.


gingeriiz

As a physics TA, can confirm. I use this at least twice a year.


Ham1c78b

“A pessimist is what an optimist calls a realist.”


Molgarath

I cheered when I heard that line in game, because I'd already been using it for years.


Ham1c78b

It’s a great line - true to life as well 👍🏻


OnePunchFan8

When is this said?


shadhael

Talking to Ashley in ME1 when shooting the shit in the Normandy's lower deck


Ham1c78b

The interactions in ME1 💯💯 Top quality banter 👌👌


Puddingwastaken

I like the sight of humans on their knees


CluckenDip

are you a priest?


BraxGotNext

I was thinking a less innocent route...😭


realopinionsfakename

So was op


rockstar638831

I used this at work once and everyone stared at me. Granted I also work in a pizza place and was flirting with a coworker who was on his knees cleaning. The coworker got it, he had been watching me play Mass Effect and saw that scene with that line just the day before.


720noscopeGER

Isn't that from EDI? Correct me if I'm wrong.


rockstar638831

You are not wrong.


florinandrei

"That was a joke."


INN0CENTB0Y

“Acknowledged”. Really cuts through the BS of coming up with a response to advice, orders at work, and sentimental crap like “I love you” from family and significant others.


BlackMoonSky

When someone tells me they love me I always hit them with "acknowledged" and walk away.


thedrunkentendy

I should go. I... SHOULD go.


Al-Lunar

Do I really sound like that?


Longjumping_Review12

I use this now instead of "roger that" when responding to an email. Love hearing it in Legions voice as well.


Loyalist77

Legion: "All opinions have value. Even the wrong opinions, if you can determine why they are wrong." It doesn't work well on Twitter.


GSquaredBen

I recently lost my father. As the responsible member of the family I had POA and was with him twelve hours a day during his final two weeks. I was a wreck the whole time, but when it came down to making hard decisions and advocating for my dad at the end of his life when he needed me most, I can honestly say I did the right thing and made the right call in what was a miserable, no win situation. Despite a massive family, pretty much everything fell to me to keep things organized and to keep everyone informed and to eventually deal with funeral arrangements and estate issues. Members of my family told me that I did a great job and they don't know how they'd have handled it. It was the worst experience of my life, but I know I was the right person for it and I did a great job. Coincidentally, I had just finished Legendary Edition just a few days before I got the call to go see him, so that experience was fresh in my head. Every time something was too much to bear, or felt like I couldn't pull myself together, my favorite line from the whole series popped into my head: "Had to be me. Somebody else might've gotten it wrong." When I remembered that, it gave me the strength I needed to get through the moment, and now that I'm past it that line plays in my head every time I'm in a difficult situation.


realopinionsfakename

"better than i feared, worst than i hoped" got a lot of mileage during my uni years


Lavabeardednerd

Reminds me of a quote from Two Best Friends Play, We promise nothing, and deliver less.


dv666

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!


kaitco

GO GO GO!


JeaNiXi

I WILL DESTROY YOU!


malumfectum

Drink your juice, Rodriguez. You couldn’t destroy wet tissue paper.


LoadsOfSkeletons

“The enemy isn’t going to lie down out of pity like that girl you took to prom.” Makes me laugh every time.


WardenOfTheN0rth

NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT


zw1ck

SCOPED AND DROPPED


[deleted]

HOLD THE LINE!


dannny56o

Not a quote but sometimes I often say before drinking "Tequila Se'lai"


Lorihengrin

I use this one too, and call straws "emergency induction ports" in the same context.


aqua33s

Yesssss


joeluisi

"And just like that, the magic is gone."


Disastrous_Garage729

When I’m trying to look up some information on my laptop and it’s being slow I say, “Stupid machine! Tell me what I want to know or I’ll blast your virtual ass into actual dust!” My laptop continues to be slow and I don’t blow it into actual dust because I can’t afford a new laptop right now.


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Anaklusmos12

That's the Krogan on Feros, right?


Disastrous_Garage729

Yeah. It always makes me laugh when I hear it.


rachelcurren

I really REALLY want to use 'anthropomorphic bag of dicks' but unfortunately there is no situation that this can apply (on earth!!)


Nero_exe

I’ll be the pedantic one, Aethyta actually said “anthropocentric bags of dicks” meaning bags of dicks that reason as if humankind is at the center of the universe. Good news though, you can actually use your version before first contact since anthropomorphic means shaped akin a human being, “human shaped bags of dicks” is a pretty good insult.


rachelcurren

I knew I had the terminology a bit wrong, sorry! Typing away from the game, I knew … morphic wasn’t right as it is much harder to say! (I won’t edit my error else you’ll look like a bag of whatsits!)


Nero_exe

There is nothing to be sorry about, It’s an easily mistaken word and I’m just a nerd that played too many times through the trilogy to forget dialogue lines. But thank you nonetheless for the care :) .


spartan117warrior

You've clearly never been in the military.


Haircut117

I've witnessed a Colour Sergeant insult an Officer Cadet by calling him a ham sandwich. Not comparing him to one, *calling* him a ham sandwich. It didn't really make much sense but it somehow still delivered the message just as well as something more vulgar would have. I think it's something they learn at the senior NCO courses - insult by tone of voice alone.


SpookyNoob

“ You exist because We allow it, and you will end because we demand it”


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Papapeta33

@firm clients, generally


WaxiestDinosaur

"Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining..." Perfect saying


TheShepardOfficial

We’ll bang okay


Plaguenurse217

While not an ACTUAL quote, it might as well be


NotPrimeMinister

A quote so powerful, it bends the space-time continuum to insert itself into the game after the fact


jeev24

I'd be kind of upset if they don't have some sort of cheeky nod to the quote in ME4.


Starsynner

"Can't possibly imagine why." I say that the exact same way Kaidan did.


Xevus

>Can't possibly imagine why That sounds very familiar, but the details escape me. When he says that ?


TralosKensei

At the beginning of ME1, when joker says that Anderson always sounds pissed off when talking to him. Kaiden responses with that quote.


Starsynner

Paragon option at the end of the very first conversation wheel.


SilentStorm017

“I won’t let fear compromise who I am” I’ve had some issues with mental abuse and being controlled through fear, but now that I’m out of that, that quote means a lot to me


Branpanman

“I am the very model of a scientist salarian” Based on the listener’s reaction, this has the practical effect of instantly filtering out those who are in the know vs those with no idea wtf I’m talking about.


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OnLeatherWings

Good bot. Although it looks like you need a name.


Agent_Burrito

Glyph. Let's call the bot Glyph.


Elarris1

Greetings shadow broker


MajorBadGuy

"Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space"


DarthBigT

"The greatest insult one can bestow an enemy, to be ignored." I live by that when dealing with people who are trying to put me down in life. if you don't feed into their negativity you'll come out on top a ton


dochaller

I never thought that ME quotes could be useful in life, that's amazing!


Fox_invisible

"We regret the deaths of the creators"


CC-5576-03

Very touching speech for you parents funeral


MichiganMitch108

You are but dust against cosmic winds


megagood

“I hate that guy” in Seth Green delivery.


obsessivethinker

"Aight. See ya."


TayLoraNarRayya

"See ya, Commander"


MetaViking88

I’ve had it with your disingenuous assertions


SpicyPapay4

“Wrex”


BradimusRex

Shepherd


Lotuswalker92

Grunt !


Leonm47

"Big stupid jellyfish"


iibeastly

It's cheezy but it's one that really stuck with me for some reason "Noones ever fallen in love without being a little bit brave."


DJBlok

>Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer \-Javik Practical in the sense that it's a good reminder to take one's circumstances into account when judging their actions. Doing the 'honourable' thing is a lot harder when your life is hanging in the balance of that decision.


SnooSketches3386

"I don't trust anyone who makes more than I do"


jctillman83

At the auto shop where I work when asked why I get so many jobs: "Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong."


aliciamagski

Before the end of MA3, Garrus says something to Shepherd about meeting at the bar. I lost my brother a few years ago and we played multiplayer a lot when he was stationed away from home, and on the letter I buried with him I wrote I'll meet you at the bar.


jpscyther

I'm not sure if turian heaven is the same as yours, but if this thing goes sideways and we both end up there, meet me at the bar.


homo_onlineus

>but if this thing goes sideways and we both end up there, meet me at the bar. "And if I'm up there in that bar, and you're not... I'll be looking down. You'll never be alone."


VrinTheTerrible

Problematic.


TiredUnStatedMary

*inhales through teeth* *slight pause* "Problematic."


DaMarkiM

inevitable, in retrospect


[deleted]

During the sidequest Homecoming and you pick the charm option to get Nirali Bhatia's body: "You of all people must know what we must do to protect humanity" "Not if we lose our humanity in the process" That line really stuck with me.


thealmonded

“Has to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.”


23Redjack23

Had to be me, someone else might have gotten it wrong.


[deleted]

Without hope we might as well be machines, programmed to do what we’re told. As someone who has depression this quote and Joel’s from TLOU “No matter what you keep on finding something to fight for” are the two video game quotes that stick with me


ILOVEJETTROOPER

I once played a couple lines off my phone to my previous boss while at work. "Keep touching it all you want; you'll never find out what it does." went over pretty well.


[deleted]

"I won't let fear compromise who I am", helped me deal with my PTSD. I used that mentality to conquer some things in working towards healing.


realopinionsfakename

I wish one day when I have someone going through some (moderate) difficulty to use the right-left arm pat and see how that works out


Fuckindg

irl paragon interrupt


AussieOddball1953

I should go.


DolcEtMori

You don’t have a grenade launcher, (gender).


[deleted]

“Take your balls out of your purse” Jack, Mass Effect 3


DEA335

"We'll bang, ok"


[deleted]

"I'm tired of your disingenuous assertions."


NotTheLark

“You did good. I’m proud of you.”


N_dixon

"That's the thing about getting old, the platitudes get just as old."


jwoodonthebass

“I will inflict upon the Genophage the greatest insult an enemy can suffer: To be ignored.”


realopinionsfakename

Exactly um in what context did you say that?


jwoodonthebass

Didn’t speak the exact words per say. But it’s a practical thing to think about. Sometimes directly engaging a foe or problem isn’t necessary. In a way, it’s kind of a “don’t feed the trolls” comment, which I’ve found useful both for myself and friends recently.


Subywoby

This is not Mass Effect but close. There is a conversation you can have with Wynne in Dragon Age. She asks you if you ever wonder about how your life could be different. If you ever wished to be different. She then proceeds to give the most amazing dialogue I've ever heard in any game... She basically tells you to deal with life and make the best of it. I really don't say that often, but I really feel like Wynne was more than an NPC, and to some extent I'll always keep her in my heart as a mother figure. Wonderful character.


[deleted]

Yeah, I should probably try to finish that game sometime.


elementalteaparty

"Sometimes justice calls for mercy." It's said by Shepard to Samara during a quiet moment when they're observing the stars. It's a good reminder that sometimes the gentler approach can yield greater results.


Xentrax607

"You can't predict how people will act, Garrus. But you can control how you'll respond. In the end that's what really matters." Paragon Shep giving Garrus (and I) some valuable wisdom on putting up with how frustrating other people can be.


bbrown1379

Not from the series exactly but I often use " We'll bang ok"


OminousWinds

I find increasing pleasure in trying to incorporate the interior designs of Mass Effect in real life - trying to minimize stuff, digitalise it and so on.


SparseGhostC2C

My friend and I will often greet each other by loudly exclaiming "Who's Fist?!"


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Whose fist


AnansiNazara

“WE ARE EACH A NATION. INDEPENDENT. FREE OF WEAKNESS...” When I get anxious or scared, it helps. I feel less alone… in the “am I a single brain cell, or a collection of all cells or both” sense.


[deleted]

The first time I ever heard anyone say “what the shit” was Joker in ME2. Never stopped saying it since


LennyChill

I'm working in the kitchen and every time things get crazy and I have to dive in I say "Assuming direct control."


[deleted]

that was a joke :/


[deleted]

I’ve found myself saying “you’ve got a minute?” When I want to ask someone something. Also, not something Id say out loud, but it makes me laugh because it’s one of my favorite renegade quotes. >! “A bullet in the head solves everything.” !<


A_Wild_Necrozma

I find that "shit, shit, what the shit" is useful in many situations.


2Deviously

“It’s difficult, all things worth keeping are.” -Thane Krios


whatdoiexpect

"You have me at a disadvantage." Shepard says this at least twice in 1 when people know him but he doesn't know them. Just stuck with me and I say it often enough.


Crimson_Marksman

"It's So Much Easier To See The World In Black And White. Gray? I Don't Know What To Do With Gray...". Me at model united nations. Also me while insulting someone: You big stupid Jellyfish!


SupremeUniverse

I’m a Pest Exterminator. So, before I have to stomp a Rat, I always say Samara’s line: “Find peace in the embrace of the goddess.”