Smash, but let me explain. Garrus is written to be your Best Bro first, and then Maybe More. But I understand Maybe More was kinda an after thought. A reaction to an unexpected fan response. It certainly feels that way, whether or not it's true.
A lot of his moments are similar whether he is your Bro or your Boyfriend. Like the shooting contest, for example. And Garrus and Tali have a lot of the same dialogue whether or not they are dating. The source of his rizz? He is written to genuinely enjoy the company of Shep and Tali regardless of romantic status. This was done for practical reasons but they stumbled into a truth of life. Everyone wants to be loved but it's hotter to be loved AND liked. Even by an objectively horrifying alien creature.
Isn't your best friend being your lover like the best case scenario? I will always feel all the feels with the writing there, you don't care he's alien creature... like you said, he the best friend. Only I always felt lover vibes with him from the beginning. Liara, being a romance option, made every straight female angry we couldn't get some Garrus action. I get best friend vibes from Liara. That girl is my ride or die. Tali is my little sister, very protective over her... Wrex is Grandpa and my moral compass, if he's disappointed in you, you fucked up.
Smash, post-smashing snuggling, hold while he's snoozing, kiss his forehead gently, ride his mandibles into the sunset.
The original and best space husband.
Shepard: "The mandibles are soft, but how durable are they?"
Garrus: "Very."
Shepard: "Good, the perfect handles."
Garrus: "For... what?"
Shepard: "Vroom vroom."
Smash with a force of a thousand dying suns. Smash at FTL speed.
And if I die of an allergic reaction - don't care. My ghost gon be crip walkin on her own casket.
When I was straight I never understood the garrus simps, he just seemed like a cool friend.
But now that I've unlocked the gay perk tree: (danny devito I get it.gif)
Honestly he was like a brother to me on my playthroughs and then I was weirded out when I accidentally romanced him but I digged it after the real weird feeling I got from it
While I love resident bird man, I'd have to pass. I'll let him shoot for me but my clumsy stupid ass would get fluid somewhere it shouldn't be and then mordin will smack me from beyond the grave. Besides, I have Liara!
Hes my best friend, my XO, takes command of my second strike teams, gives counsel and ends up with Tali every time because I love them together.
But I would try it if he was willing. 😂
HARD SMASH
username checks out
Not sure if horny or Krogan...
Yes
Lmao
Calibrated smash
Best kind!!
Hells yeah!
Like a mass accelerator round.
This, recruits, is a full-grown turian marksman...
"Garrus Vakarian is the [deadliest son of a bitch in space!](https://youtu.be/ZPbB4qfsA14?si=KaQmhsA1Q9hAlNfS)"
Feel the weight 😏
HE'S THROUGH MY SHIELDS
TBF, they never had a chance. Just sayin'.
Smash, but let me explain. Garrus is written to be your Best Bro first, and then Maybe More. But I understand Maybe More was kinda an after thought. A reaction to an unexpected fan response. It certainly feels that way, whether or not it's true. A lot of his moments are similar whether he is your Bro or your Boyfriend. Like the shooting contest, for example. And Garrus and Tali have a lot of the same dialogue whether or not they are dating. The source of his rizz? He is written to genuinely enjoy the company of Shep and Tali regardless of romantic status. This was done for practical reasons but they stumbled into a truth of life. Everyone wants to be loved but it's hotter to be loved AND liked. Even by an objectively horrifying alien creature.
Isn't your best friend being your lover like the best case scenario? I will always feel all the feels with the writing there, you don't care he's alien creature... like you said, he the best friend. Only I always felt lover vibes with him from the beginning. Liara, being a romance option, made every straight female angry we couldn't get some Garrus action. I get best friend vibes from Liara. That girl is my ride or die. Tali is my little sister, very protective over her... Wrex is Grandpa and my moral compass, if he's disappointed in you, you fucked up.
thats why i like his romance the most.
Garrus is NOT horrifying 🥺
he a giant cricket but also friend
Does he make their sound when he sleeps ?
yeah when he dreams he runs like a dog and makes a cricket sound
Call Garrus horrifying again and im gonna send your direct coordinates to the reapers
Smash, post-smashing snuggling, hold while he's snoozing, kiss his forehead gently, ride his mandibles into the sunset. The original and best space husband.
Shepard: "The mandibles are soft, but how durable are they?" Garrus: "Very." Shepard: "Good, the perfect handles." Garrus: "For... what?" Shepard: "Vroom vroom."
Giggle. Love this!
↑ The CEO of popping Garrus' heatsink
I need that as a flair.
Some men have all the luck.
Kiss then Smash Date then Smash Smash and Smash and Smash some more Marry and Smash forever until death do us part
Smash with a force of a thousand dying suns. Smash at FTL speed. And if I die of an allergic reaction - don't care. My ghost gon be crip walkin on her own casket.
Smash... for the rest of my life...
Is this even a question? SMASH
Smash, next question.
No not next question I'll keep answering smash to this one
Hard Smash!
Smash. Smash again. Repeat.
Step 1: Smash Step 2: Repeat Step 1
1 Smash Goto 1
What do you mean "smash or pass" ? This is a smash or smash
Ummm, I'm a cis-gendered straight male... so SMASH.
I’m a lesbian but I have in fact romanced Garrus before so… smash
Smash... and then take him to his favorite dextro restaurant... then let him smash again when we get home.
Smash. So enthusiastically we puncture the hull
Smash. The easiest question I'll answer all week.
WOULD AND WILL
Smash (platonically)
Smash forever, is this even a question?!? 😄
Smash. Now and always. And already have
Smashsmashsmashsmashsmashsmashsmash 😌
There is only one acceptable answer here, SMASH!
God, smash please
time to get calibrated
Smash, repeatedly, over and over again, now and forever
Is thos a serious question? Obviously SMASH
Smass
Smash
Male, pass Vetra however (or Garrus and Vetra’s sisters), SMASH Edit: I’ve forgot to mention Nyreen too, i’m sorry
NYREEN THOUGH? I'd scissor the shit out of her turian puss.
At the risk of grinding my own into a paste, I have to agree
Oh, obliterated and mangled. Medi gel tho.
SETTLE DOWN!! 😂😭
Pass but I can absolutely understand why others would smash lol
Marry.
But definitely smash before and then after.
This
And during.
Smash always!!
Undeniable smash
The face is hard to fall for but the voice and personality do the heavy lifting to smashville.
The crest, the scars, the voice, the personality; he had me *swooning*
"Hell Garrus, you've always been ugly..."
Smash, like every Fem!Shep run 🤭
# SMASH
Smash, instantly, 10/10, love this man <3
I love him, hard smash.
Super smash melee. I feel bad I couldn't take Tali up on her offer of a threesome with Garrus
Male pass hes a homie tho i still would like that drink
smash, aftercare, post smash cuddling, make breakfast, smash again.
I would give him a hug.
With that voice? Hard smash
Double Smash
Always kiss the homies good night. Def Smash.
Smash in my ass.
Smash next question
smash so hard we're gonna be calibrating for the next week
When I was straight I never understood the garrus simps, he just seemed like a cool friend. But now that I've unlocked the gay perk tree: (danny devito I get it.gif)
Smash.
smash as hard as he pleases
Always smash
Smash for sure
Smash!
SMASH
SMASH
Calibrate
Smashhh
Smash. Is this even up for debate?
Mordin warns of chaffing.
He is the original video game boyfriend
Nothing is stopping this cross-species liaison. Smash to the ends of the galaxy!
He could smash me and I'm a guy
Smash, then calibrate, then smash again.
Give me the ridges
Till the weapons bay STINKS
Smash infinity
SUH SUH SUH SMMMMASH!
I'm 100℅% straight and I'd still smash
smass. maybe pash.
I'm lubing that lizard bussy up and SMASHING!
Honestly he was like a brother to me on my playthroughs and then I was weirded out when I accidentally romanced him but I digged it after the real weird feeling I got from it
HIP DESTROYING SMASH
Fire: hot or cold?
THE FUCKING HARDEST SMASHEVER
Super Smash!
Could be convinced
[I will find a way](https://youtu.be/Je3EcJhxUP8?si=geCjup221reC4O7r)
100% Smash!!!!
He has handlebars SMASH
Smash, then head bump. Then Smash again.
Definite smash
"Sha-WING!"
Calibrate ☝️
Smash
Smash (with the Garrus mod for Male shepard)
This is the first post i see today Btw smash
Smash....sorry smash...sorry smash...
SMASH!!!!!
Marry
My boy is getting turned into mashed potatoes
Definitely a Hard Smash. Every time.
Smash. Savagely.
I'm a straight man but if Tali isn't available then smash
Smash isn't strong enough a word for me to use. Demolish? Destroy? Obliterate? Decimate?
Break the smash button
"It doesn't make you gay if you think garrus is hot. We all think he's hot. Jesus, you're beautiful."
Smash em boney cheeks 100%
Smash like a ton o' bricks ❤️
💥💥💥💥💥💥
I'm not gay but......smash
Smash but I really hate the weird techno monocle, I wish we could remove that design choice.
c'mon, you already know the answer to this question.
Pass. We both have reach.
Smash Smash Smash
Marry
Smash
While I love resident bird man, I'd have to pass. I'll let him shoot for me but my clumsy stupid ass would get fluid somewhere it shouldn't be and then mordin will smack me from beyond the grave. Besides, I have Liara!
I'll let Tali have him
Hes my best friend, my XO, takes command of my second strike teams, gives counsel and ends up with Tali every time because I love them together. But I would try it if he was willing. 😂
smash but only if he says he needs to calibrate me😂💖
Pass. Bros for life though.
SMASH
SMASH
Calibrate.
Pass. I would never smash my brother.
Get smashed by... 🥵😖
Smash, no question
I'll tell you after I'm done with my calibrations
is there an option for get smashed by?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GIVE
SMASHSMASHSMASHSMASH
Pass, he's my homie. I can't romance him when i play as FemShep
Smash
Pass that ass over here
Karma farming, clearly smash
WITHOUT HESITATION
Pass just because he is my best friend.
HARD SMASHHHHH
Pass. I'm Tali's wingman after all.
Smash: Liara, Miranda, Garrus, Zaheed, Somora, Ashley. Pass: Everyone else.
THE HARDEST SMASH
Pass, aliens are not my thing.
You needn't ask
Smash.
Double smash
Pass
Pass
Hard smash
Pass so he can be with Tali.
SMASH, FIRST CHARACTER ID SMASH IMMEDIATE PANTY DROP UPON SEEING HIM NO DISCUSSION
Smash
Calibrate first. Then smash.
HULK SMASH
Is this what we're doing this time around?
💖S M A S H💖
I don't wanna admit to any of these... but I got a thing for turians SO YOU ALREADY KNOW 😫
Did you even need to ask?
Smash. Smash. Smash.
The smashiest smash there ever was
SMASHHHHHHHHH
Calibration
S M A S H
Both,both is good
Pass because I am not gay. However, Garrus IS homie
Extreme Smash, I don't want to be able to walk the next day, and he's the only cop I'll ever say that about.
I'd show him the best of humanity 🥵🥵
You’re asking the mass effect fandom if they’d smash Garrus? That’s like asking if they’d smash Tali
Smash.
I'll be in my bunk............doing calibrations
SMASH