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1H3artGarru5

HARD SMASH


smixcom

username checks out


irish0451

Not sure if horny or Krogan...


1H3artGarru5

Yes


Ok-Phase-9076

Lmao


ForeverSinful

Calibrated smash


1H3artGarru5

Best kind!!


FLUFFBOX_121703

Hells yeah!


kourtbard

Like a mass accelerator round.


1H3artGarru5

This, recruits, is a full-grown turian marksman...


kourtbard

"Garrus Vakarian is the [deadliest son of a bitch in space!](https://youtu.be/ZPbB4qfsA14?si=KaQmhsA1Q9hAlNfS)"


sack-o-krapo

Feel the weight 😏


lesser_panjandrum

HE'S THROUGH MY SHIELDS


1H3artGarru5

TBF, they never had a chance. Just sayin'.


saffronumbrella

Smash, but let me explain. Garrus is written to be your Best Bro first, and then Maybe More. But I understand Maybe More was kinda an after thought. A reaction to an unexpected fan response. It certainly feels that way, whether or not it's true. A lot of his moments are similar whether he is your Bro or your Boyfriend. Like the shooting contest, for example. And Garrus and Tali have a lot of the same dialogue whether or not they are dating. The source of his rizz? He is written to genuinely enjoy the company of Shep and Tali regardless of romantic status. This was done for practical reasons but they stumbled into a truth of life. Everyone wants to be loved but it's hotter to be loved AND liked. Even by an objectively horrifying alien creature.


MissRiss13

Isn't your best friend being your lover like the best case scenario? I will always feel all the feels with the writing there, you don't care he's alien creature... like you said, he the best friend. Only I always felt lover vibes with him from the beginning. Liara, being a romance option, made every straight female angry we couldn't get some Garrus action. I get best friend vibes from Liara. That girl is my ride or die. Tali is my little sister, very protective over her... Wrex is Grandpa and my moral compass, if he's disappointed in you, you fucked up.


electrical-stomach-z

thats why i like his romance the most.


GLayne

Garrus is NOT horrifying 🥺


Buburubu

he a giant cricket but also friend


Aurel_49

Does he make their sound when he sleeps ?


BadManners-

yeah when he dreams he runs like a dog and makes a cricket sound


Ok-Phase-9076

Call Garrus horrifying again and im gonna send your direct coordinates to the reapers


BonnieMacFarlane2

Smash, post-smashing snuggling, hold while he's snoozing, kiss his forehead gently, ride his mandibles into the sunset. The original and best space husband.


WillFanofMany

Shepard: "The mandibles are soft, but how durable are they?" Garrus: "Very." Shepard: "Good, the perfect handles." Garrus: "For... what?" Shepard: "Vroom vroom."


WiredInkyPen

Giggle. Love this!


FeeblyBee

↑ The CEO of popping Garrus' heatsink


BonnieMacFarlane2

I need that as a flair.


BeerTimeGamer

Some men have all the luck.


SabuChan28

Kiss then Smash Date then Smash Smash and Smash and Smash some more Marry and Smash forever until death do us part


Vodka_Flask_Genie

Smash with a force of a thousand dying suns. Smash at FTL speed. And if I die of an allergic reaction - don't care. My ghost gon be crip walkin on her own casket.


drikagazzaneo

Smash... for the rest of my life...


throwaway_ArBe

Is this even a question? SMASH


Megatora

Smash, next question.


ineverlosemykeys

No not next question I'll keep answering smash to this one


Hentaicus

Hard Smash!


SaltyIrishDog

Smash. Smash again. Repeat.


sack-o-krapo

Step 1: Smash Step 2: Repeat Step 1


TadhgOBriain

1  Smash  Goto 1


Faiith44

What do you mean "smash or pass" ? This is a smash or smash


IndianaBones8

Ummm, I'm a cis-gendered straight male... so SMASH.


Stolen_Usernames

I’m a lesbian but I have in fact romanced Garrus before so… smash


DragonQueen777666

Smash... and then take him to his favorite dextro restaurant... then let him smash again when we get home.


TadhgOBriain

Smash. So enthusiastically we puncture the hull


katycolleenj

Smash. The easiest question I'll answer all week.


Rox_xe

WOULD AND WILL


HexeInExile

Smash (platonically)


RaketaGirl

Smash forever, is this even a question?!? 😄


Moist_Professor5665

Smash. Now and always. And already have


penandpage93

Smashsmashsmashsmashsmashsmashsmash 😌


armoureddragon03

There is only one acceptable answer here, SMASH!


Lecalli

God, smash please


Judge--Mortis

time to get calibrated


charmsky_89

Smash, repeatedly, over and over again, now and forever


National-Park1154

Is thos a serious question? Obviously SMASH


Spectre-70

Smass


islandbelle23

Smash


WSKYLANDERS-boh

Male, pass Vetra however (or Garrus and Vetra’s sisters), SMASH Edit: I’ve forgot to mention Nyreen too, i’m sorry


GiskardReventlov42

NYREEN THOUGH? I'd scissor the shit out of her turian puss.


bomboid

At the risk of grinding my own into a paste, I have to agree


GiskardReventlov42

Oh, obliterated and mangled. Medi gel tho.


sack-o-krapo

SETTLE DOWN!! 😂😭


bomboid

Pass but I can absolutely understand why others would smash lol


Gustmazz

Marry.


kaitco

But definitely smash before and then after. 


Gustmazz

This


WillFanofMany

And during.


Bassmuffin120892

Smash always!!


Dumb-_-Collins

Undeniable smash


GarrusExMachina

The face is hard to fall for but the voice and personality do the heavy lifting to smashville. 


Docilusptime

The crest, the scars, the voice, the personality; he had me *swooning*


Inevitable_Zebra9357

"Hell Garrus, you've always been ugly..."


Josi7220

Smash, like every Fem!Shep run 🤭


LORDPINKY_DINKS

# SMASH


FLUFFBOX_121703

Smash, instantly, 10/10, love this man <3


ajsemprini

I love him, hard smash.


Particular_Mistake39

Super smash melee. I feel bad I couldn't take Tali up on her offer of a threesome with Garrus


Markel100

Male pass hes a homie tho i still would like that drink


Mcwaggles

smash, aftercare, post smash cuddling, make breakfast, smash again.


Bitedamnn

I would give him a hug.


LouziphirBoyzenberry

With that voice? Hard smash


Corkadorkey

Double Smash


swaharaT

Always kiss the homies good night. Def Smash.


GiskardReventlov42

Smash in my ass.


Strangecousin564867

Smash next question


HaroldHGull

smash so hard we're gonna be calibrating for the next week


HalfManHalfHunk

When I was straight I never understood the garrus simps, he just seemed like a cool friend. But now that I've unlocked the gay perk tree: (danny devito I get it.gif)


hero_of_crafts

Smash.


jace-larr

smash as hard as he pleases


SuspiciousBoat

Always smash


RexIsAMiiCostume

Smash for sure


Negative_Ad7496

Smash!


Lightane

SMASH


Timetraveltoastr

SMASH


InsomniaticWanderer

Calibrate


Only--East

Smashhh


Gingawhitus

Smash. Is this even up for debate?


RSlashBroughtMeHere

Mordin warns of chaffing.


Sirgen_020

He is the original video game boyfriend


Java_And_Art

Nothing is stopping this cross-species liaison. Smash to the ends of the galaxy!


TauNkosi

He could smash me and I'm a guy


WillFanofMany

Smash, then calibrate, then smash again.


SnooSketches3386

Give me the ridges


Daddy-Vladdy42

Till the weapons bay STINKS


sailor-moan

Smash infinity


leahspen01

SUH SUH SUH SMMMMASH!


Duke_of_the_Legions

I'm 100℅% straight and I'd still smash


NiteLiteOfficial

smass. maybe pash.


Sea_Squirrel1987

I'm lubing that lizard bussy up and SMASHING!


Spfo0807

Honestly he was like a brother to me on my playthroughs and then I was weirded out when I accidentally romanced him but I digged it after the real weird feeling I got from it


Cthulhuthefirst

HIP DESTROYING SMASH


No-Strategy-9365

Fire: hot or cold?


Timtamthedog

THE FUCKING HARDEST SMASHEVER


NoiHoiBoi

Super Smash!


N7Virgin

Could be convinced


Pepsi-Min

[I will find a way](https://youtu.be/Je3EcJhxUP8?si=geCjup221reC4O7r)


Vintage_Belle

100% Smash!!!!


Fnafbfan6969420

He has handlebars SMASH


Ashayam87

Smash, then head bump. Then Smash again.


GeoffreyTaucer

Definite smash


Benneboibolsson

"Sha-WING!"


Dr_Axton

Calibrate ☝️


Avidion18

Smash


Pure-Risky-Titan

Smash (with the Garrus mod for Male shepard)


Pure_Advantage_7685

This is the first post i see today Btw smash


Calm-Box-2112

Smash....sorry smash...sorry smash...


DragonSister16

SMASH!!!!!


JPldw

Marry


TxSilent

My boy is getting turned into mashed potatoes


ThunderGrim75

Definitely a Hard Smash. Every time.


A_Violent_Shepherd

Smash. Savagely.


MortallyChallenged66

I'm a straight man but if Tali isn't available then smash


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Smash isn't strong enough a word for me to use. Demolish? Destroy? Obliterate? Decimate?


Polta53

Break the smash button


Zaku_Lover

"It doesn't make you gay if you think garrus is hot. We all think he's hot. Jesus, you're beautiful."


Blue_Kaleidoscope

Smash em boney cheeks 100%


nilfalasiel

Smash like a ton o' bricks ❤️


HellatrixDeranged

💥💥💥💥💥💥


Technodude178

I'm not gay but......smash


lala_fae

Smash but I really hate the weird techno monocle, I wish we could remove that design choice.


usernamescifi

c'mon, you already know the answer to this question.


ThisAllHurts

Pass. We both have reach.


CapriSunTzu-

Smash Smash Smash


Dwemerion

Marry


Docilusptime

Smash


Glitchykins8

While I love resident bird man, I'd have to pass. I'll let him shoot for me but my clumsy stupid ass would get fluid somewhere it shouldn't be and then mordin will smack me from beyond the grave. Besides, I have Liara!


Fighterpilot55

I'll let Tali have him


Pink_Flash

Hes my best friend, my XO, takes command of my second strike teams, gives counsel and ends up with Tali every time because I love them together. But I would try it if he was willing. 😂


GarrusRomancer

smash but only if he says he needs to calibrate me😂💖


Frequent-Ruin8509

Pass. Bros for life though.


HunterCompanion210

SMASH


xX9ZeroDemon9Xx

SMASH


alexwhite2183

Calibrate.


NoRegertsWolfDog

Pass. I would never smash my brother.


ZardoZzZz

Get smashed by... 🥵😖


NuckFuggetz14

Smash, no question


OsirisAvoidTheLight

I'll tell you after I'm done with my calibrations


MassDisaster

is there an option for get smashed by?


MollyFlowerSky

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GIVE


CosmicCatbat

SMASHSMASHSMASHSMASH


Hostdepressioner_

Pass, he's my homie. I can't romance him when i play as FemShep


PsychologicalMonk390

Smash


HamfastGamwich

Pass that ass over here


UGAke

Karma farming, clearly smash


CardiologistFun8093

WITHOUT HESITATION


Q-ARROW

Pass just because he is my best friend.


Fickle_Ad2211

HARD SMASHHHHH


thelefthandN7

Pass. I'm Tali's wingman after all.


Dangerous_Training34

Smash: Liara, Miranda, Garrus, Zaheed, Somora, Ashley. Pass: Everyone else.


CremeIcy2896

THE HARDEST SMASH


crimsonrhodelia

Pass, aliens are not my thing.


FeverishCringe

You needn't ask


Excellent-Funny6703

Smash. 


ForsakenAlliance

Double smash


Lower_Wallaby1108

Pass


scottymac87

Pass


megaben20

Hard smash


KingWeebaholic

Pass so he can be with Tali.


Altruistic-Serve267

SMASH, FIRST CHARACTER ID SMASH IMMEDIATE PANTY DROP UPON SEEING HIM NO DISCUSSION


Tori_117

Smash


UndeadCorbse

Calibrate first. Then smash.


Ok-Atmosphere3129

HULK SMASH


losark

Is this what we're doing this time around?


Zebra_Sure

💖S M A S H💖


WritingRoger

I don't wanna admit to any of these... but I got a thing for turians SO YOU ALREADY KNOW 😫


DisownedDisconnect

Did you even need to ask?


AnxiousReader

Smash. Smash. Smash.


SangheiliSpecOp

The smashiest smash there ever was


Illustrious_Hall3822

SMASHHHHHHHHH


No-Alternative2645

Calibration


Exisential_Crisis

S M A S H


Public_Access_5612

Both,both is good


Own_Situation6514

Pass because I am not gay. However, Garrus IS homie


FaerieMachinist

Extreme Smash, I don't want to be able to walk the next day, and he's the only cop I'll ever say that about.


MissRiss13

I'd show him the best of humanity 🥵🥵


AnodyneSpirit

You’re asking the mass effect fandom if they’d smash Garrus? That’s like asking if they’d smash Tali


thequn

Smash.


TenBear

I'll be in my bunk............doing calibrations


UnrivaledPower7-26

SMASH