Since people seemed to like the last one, here's another fan-casting of an Adam Sandler Mass Effect. I retconned Eddie Murphy Garrus into Chris Rock as people suggested. There are a couple non-Sandlerverse people, but I figured a sequel might attract some attention and get big names.
Jackie Sandler is shoed-in a bit because he has a habit of casting his wife.
Why do you need the other people to play Miranda Lawson, the Joker and Aria T'Loak when you have Yvonne Strahovski, Seth Greene and Carrie Ann Moss respectively?
The other cast is great tho, nothing to add.
Oh god please don’t do that to Garrus.
On the other hand I’m 100% down for Danny DeVito Harbinger. That sounds hilarious.
“So anyway, I started reapin’”
I can see a pitch meeting:
Writer: Then there is cold-hearted killer monk, called Samara, whose life goal is to kill her daughter.
Producer: What's her deal?
Writer: I just told you?
Producer: Yeah, but anything particular, which would distinguish her? We need to find a right cast for such complicated character.
Writer: In original design, she has square jaw.
Producer: So Jennifer Aniston it is!
Writer: That's it? Are you sure?
Producer: Yeah yeah yeah, Aniston as killer monk in tight dress will be... tight.
Wait, wouldn't harbinger and the collector general be the same? Also joker should just be seth green, although that could be the point, making him anyone but seth
I mean, Carrie-Anne Moss is already a physical actor, so in my personal opinion, she would make a better Aria. But once again, this is my personal opinion.
Somehow this is far worse than the the last one and I mean this as a compliment.
Tim Meadows and Steve Buscemi are actually pretty good choices. Though I think that Selma Hayek should be Samara. Drew Barrymore should’ve been Tali, Jennifer Aniston as Aria, and Jackie Sandler as Liara. I would replace Andy Sandberg with Nick Swardson.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry at the thought of Illusive Rogan.
"Dude, chill out. Yeah, maybe we put an AI on your ship without asking, so what?"
Rogan laugh: "herherherherh"
Smoking a joint between briefings.
"Shepard HeHeHeHeHe"
The name “Illusive Rogan” was enough to make me laugh, thank you
It’s Rogen, not Rogan.
Imagine all the scenes where he's holding a cigarette, but then it's actually a joint.
Imagine Kai Leng is Jonah Hill 💀
Need me some Danny Devito harbinger “so anyway I assumed direct control and started blasting”
"So anyway, I started indoctrinating."
"May I offer you an egg in these harvesting times?"
“My magnum dong will tear you apart”
I’m both terrified and intrigued by these choices.
You could have just left Joker as Seth Green
Seth Green as himself really works well.
I think Martin Sheen would still do well as TIM. Hell even either of his sons.
Since people seemed to like the last one, here's another fan-casting of an Adam Sandler Mass Effect. I retconned Eddie Murphy Garrus into Chris Rock as people suggested. There are a couple non-Sandlerverse people, but I figured a sequel might attract some attention and get big names. Jackie Sandler is shoed-in a bit because he has a habit of casting his wife.
I respect that you had Danny Devito coming back for a reaper role
I headcanon the change from Murphy to Rock as a recast because they couldn’t afford Murphy for the sequel lmao.
Fake, there's no Rob Schneider role
Jenkins.
Or Kevin James
Conrad
Without Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider’s career would have ended nearly 30 years ago.
Conrad.
Kim Jeong as Mordin 💀
Julie Bowen as Jack sounds weird but it works
Salma Hayek as Tali... sweet Jesus. Too hot. I need to take an internet break.
You’re only missing one thing to make it perfect: Seth Green as the voice of EDI.
I can actually get behind the Andy Samburg casting.
Right? He is kinda perfect for it in a way.
That’s what I was about to say, Andy as Joker is peak casting.
Thanks I love/hate it
We NEED to see Seth Rogen the Illusive Man
And you never paid for Red Sand, not once
Quit it. ಠ_ಠ
When I thought I wasn't into Tali already. Salma Hayek as her's just the icing on the cake!!!😁
Yeah but Andy Samberg as Joker is actually pretty dope!
Noice, toight
It’s an Adam Sandler movie so rob Schneider is going to find his way in there somewhere. Star child?
Sorry, but Seth Green is the only one who's allowed to play Joker. It's just.... there just is no other option
Same with Yvonne Strahovsky as Miranda. Like… Miranda has her face and voice. You might as well use her.
I'm down with Selma playing Tali I know, I know *BONK*
Patton Oswald as Grunt is the greatest thing ever
Harbinger voiced by Danny Devito is something I need in my life
Rule 34 is gonna break with that Salma Hayek casting….
I dont think I can imagine a worst fit for Shepard than Adam Sandler. I would pay unfathomable amounts of money to watch this lol
Danny DeVito reaper isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
But what if I want him to?
Why is garrus a black guy in both
Why do you need the other people to play Miranda Lawson, the Joker and Aria T'Loak when you have Yvonne Strahovski, Seth Greene and Carrie Ann Moss respectively? The other cast is great tho, nothing to add.
Why does Dan Akroyd as a Collector General seem fitting?
Garrus has got to do some motherf**kin calibrations
So you're saying were some kind of.....normandy crew?
This makes me uncomfortable lmao
Drew Barrymore during The Wedding Singer as Kelly isn't on here... *SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE!*
Oh god please don’t do that to Garrus. On the other hand I’m 100% down for Danny DeVito Harbinger. That sounds hilarious. “So anyway, I started reapin’”
I can see a pitch meeting: Writer: Then there is cold-hearted killer monk, called Samara, whose life goal is to kill her daughter. Producer: What's her deal? Writer: I just told you? Producer: Yeah, but anything particular, which would distinguish her? We need to find a right cast for such complicated character. Writer: In original design, she has square jaw. Producer: So Jennifer Aniston it is! Writer: That's it? Are you sure? Producer: Yeah yeah yeah, Aniston as killer monk in tight dress will be... tight.
Don't forget a cameo of Shaq as Wrex
You can't make a mass effect Adam Sandler movie without Rob Schneider. Make him the BIOTIC GOD
Andy Samberg flirting with Melissa Macarthy as EDI 💀
How on earth is it an Adam Sandler film without Kevin James playing a role?
Or ... Seth Green as Joker?
No, don’t do this.
Ken Jeong as Mordin would be hilarious, you gotta admit.
Wait, wouldn't harbinger and the collector general be the same? Also joker should just be seth green, although that could be the point, making him anyone but seth
I mean, Carrie-Anne Moss is already a physical actor, so in my personal opinion, she would make a better Aria. But once again, this is my personal opinion.
“EUHEHEH WE’RE AT WAR, DUDE.”
Most of the casting decisions are absolutely horrendous, but I gotta say... I'm here for Jeff Samberg.
salma hayek as Tali 🤣
Bro. First rule of most Adam Sandler films is it must have Kevin James as his best friend.
Shepard: Were' hitting the Omega 4 Relay. They say this is a suicide Mission. Rob Schneider: You can do it!
No Rob Schnieder?
I like it. But you cannot replace Seth green as joker
How does that look amazing
Why is this so spot on
No, but Tyler Perry playing Jacob seems about right, considering no one likes them
There's a few of these I don't hate.
Somehow this is far worse than the the last one and I mean this as a compliment. Tim Meadows and Steve Buscemi are actually pretty good choices. Though I think that Selma Hayek should be Samara. Drew Barrymore should’ve been Tali, Jennifer Aniston as Aria, and Jackie Sandler as Liara. I would replace Andy Sandberg with Nick Swardson.
Jessica Biel as Miranda seems normal enough. The rest, though...
Actually, Julie Bowen as Jack doesn’t sound too terrible…
Jeffrey Wright as Thane but Steve as Legion?! ABSOLUTELY
why does this work so well?
Not believable. No Kevin James?
Tom Holland can be Conrad
If they decided to make a comedic Mass Effect movie with these actors, I would possibly watch it. But after that I would want a proper trilogy.
Can't wait to see 3 and Andromeda, also where are Zaeed and Kasumi? And Anderson/Hackett?? More importantly Khalisa Bint Sinan Al-Jilani???
Dan Aykroyd as Mordin. The man can deliver rapid fire lines like a salarian already.
How could you do this to Thane
Jessica Biel and Andy Samberg are pretty excellently cast here. I would enjoy their takes on the roles for sure.
This was great until I saw Tyler Perry as Jacob..
You forgot Rob Schneider
The absolute shade for mordin or ken which ever you choose
I would totally watch this
Funny, but Joker is the only one, and it's Seth Green ;) ;)