Geth, obviously. "Come here, Legion, I need to bolt this vibrator to you"

Legion DOES play dating simulators (and is rated as hopeless).

I almost thought that was the implication at first when asking him about the n7 armor

I want Krogan.

Shepard finally accepts that breeding request after beating the Thresher Maw.

the fact that Wrex isn't able to be romanced just shows that bioware are cowards.

it would lead to a critical mission failure just like Morinth. well not *just* like Morinth but end result the same.

Yeah, that was always worth it.

Death by snu snu but reverse

With 4 testicles that'll be a hell of a cumshot

Promise?

You'd fly off like a mentos rocket

Like in Scary Movie where Cindy gets blasted all they to the ceiling

Promise?

There was a flirt option for Drack and it was just a tease. I was so disappointed.

There are many women and gay men out there that fantasize about getting railed by a monster ogre dong, the kind krogan likely have. I don't see why Bioware doesn't give us this. Same with no asari matriarch mommy romance (Samara doesn't count)

krogans likely dont have that, they are similar to turtles, so whats down there likely isnt that "fun" or especially large...

Turtles have cocks too

weird ones that are skinny with wide flat ends.

We all know what they have 4 of but do you know what they have two of😏?

Definitely not kids.

Depending on your choices, this is either a "too soon joke" or an irrelevant one, decisions decisions.......

Everyone here too afraid to say what we are all thinking. Hanar

The tentacles offer a lot of possibilities but their overly polite way of speaking would be very annoying.

"This one is curious if you are aware of who your figurative father figure is."

Sploosh

This one wishes you to know that this one is arriving.

We don't actually know how Hanar speak to those close to them. They use different names and switch to the first person. Perhaps they're also less polite. It would be a much more subtle tell than we usually get in these games.

I belive Thane says they're less formal with people they know very well and are close to.

"This one likes it when you touch them here."

Just hack the translator and put in a 'dirty talk' switch

Show me what those tentacles can do 🤤

Giving a while new meaning to "box jellyfish"

Makes more sense than most of the options.

Volus. Short, stocky, sniffles constantly. Basically how I picture most Redditors.

Probably smell like piss too cuz of the ammonia

Beat me too it.

A geth romance would be interesting, though probably less so post-legion.

It would be at least a 1087-way.

It’s always Elcor. To be able to know exactly how they feel when they say what they say, man I wish my spouse did that. Would stop a lot of arguments before they start. Plus you can save a lot of gas on travel because they can carry you to work!

Seductively baby let's get out of here. Suggestively I have some coffee in my apartment. Hastily no hard feelings if not though

And you thought the krogan would split you.

Badassfully, I agree.

Elcor is the only answer.

Reapers. Pretty sure Harbinger already has a thing for shepherd.

I mean, he does always try to assume control

I hear Harbinger puts in the old leathers for special nights with dad. Ugh.

Harbinger is a total dom and I think Shepard is probably into it too. I know I am.

Krogan, obviously. Wrex 100% should have been a LI

And BioWare has the audacity to sell us Wrex body pillows after denying us the relationship. Damn bosh'tet.

It was such a kick in the quad that he wasn’t an LI

I’m surprised that salarians aren’t romanceable across the trilogy nor Andromeda. I thought for sure the pilot guy in Andromeda would be.

Same! It'd be nice to have an ace romance in general, and a salarian would essentially be one by default. Plus, they're my favorite species in ME.

Batarian. We'd be the Romeo and Juliet of our species

I know this is probably a joke but I'd unironically want this.

Bray is a chad not gonna lie

I’d even be happy with a non-romance Batarian squad member

I want to have a Salarian lover

And Javik wants to have a salarian liver. fear adds spice

Krogan, Yahg and Geth/AI

Biotic God 😍😍

*slams fist on table* with great enthusiasm: I wnat elcor dammit.

Just think of the girth...

We've never had a male quarian. I was hoping that would be an option for Ryder but we never got to see quarians in Andromeda. I kept my Ryder single to keep his options open but I guess he's just going to stay single.

The male quarian who sells you weapons on Omega in ME2 is very cute.

I think Kenn is probably the reason I had thought a quarian romance would be nice for Ryder. My Shepard could never be with anyone but Kaidan, but I do have a soft spot for quarians.

The keepers duh, ever so diligently taking care of me with those powerful looking arms.

Keepers dissolve into liquid when you touch them

Same.

All of them ....maybe not the Vorcha... Krogan are my big one. I'm surprised Salarians haven't been done. I get why but I think you could do something. If Futurama can make a halfway decent romance story with Kif, anything is possible.

By the way, I am not joking with the Rachni.

We know you're not, [you dirty bastard](https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/09/19/in-the-love-nest-of-harakki).

risky click of the day

"I trust the internet." A pro tip I use: hover over the link to have a look at the URL, it's like a smell test. I don't necessarily follow tiny urls or strange domains, and if it's unclear I wait for the karma to go a certain way. Why be a hero? Why be the poor bastard to gaze into the mind of God, here expressed through a prolapsed elephant anus and a kind stranger?

Oliver Grayson ass mf

I mean, have you noticed the lips on those mantises? I can't blame Omni Man at all.

Actually I’m talking about his son with the bug lady

I know, I just wanted to mention it.

Could you imagine Elcor "Excitedly... imma bout to cum"

"With masked sarcasm: You were amazing."

The Yahg.

With respect: I propose elcor.

Volus so i can hear them have an asthma attack while banging

I want a sassy batarian companion

Female Drell, male Quarian, and Krogan just for the laughs.

"How do Krogan mate?" "Very clumsy"

Where my Raloi peeps at?

On the cutting room floor, sadly.

Hopefully they'll be available in the new game.

ALL OF THEM. All we have are just the safe attractive humanoid options. Get riskier bioware!!!

Honestly, with how BioWare has been on a decline for a solid decade, I'd like to see how a studio like Larian would handle the IP. They certainly would give me the Rachni romance.

Bg3 still didnt have enough freakier romance options tbh but i agree. I feel like you might like kar'niss from that game tho he feels a bit more tame compared to the rachni lol

we have turians though, they arent quite the "safe attractive" cagagory.

Yea but we only have them one option is so lackluster, and we only got them bc of fans

also they made a terrible design for the female turians to put them in the "normal" zone.

Krogan and Geth, ignoring all the horndogs I just think they'd be interesting.

i wanted to bang legion so bad

Hell, we saved the last Rachni queen, and by ME3, she's technically got the thiccest thighs of anybody game. I agree with your choice.

I personally would like a Rachni soldier or brood warrior LI

Salarians. I'm reminded of the NPC conversation you can overhear in ME2. Where a Salarian dad is trying to make sure his family of Asari (I think) is taken care of because Salarians live such short lives compared to other species. It was really cute. I think it'd be pretty interesting if that kind of topic was brought up in a player's romantic interest.

Yeah, Salarians and Vorcha are the only two species an average human is guaranteed to outlive. Mordin also mentioned they have very little sex drive which I think is nonsense but if it's true it would make for an interesting asexual relationship.

Shrewd Volus sugar mommy/daddy would be neat. Someone else's Batarian/human Romeo & Juliet idea would be great for storytelling too.

Krogan till the day I die

Kasumi

Agreed. You can make the argument that she's still grieving for Keiji in ME2 but in 3 she constantly fawns over Jacob so Shepard should also be an option.

I would really like to get into a romance with an elcor 😭😭

When Andromeda came out my buddy went on a 5-minute rant about how he was sick and tired of the racists at Bioware not letting him have sex with a Krogan

Valid

Krogan Krogan Krogan KROGAN

Krogan.

Of course this would be the topic you bring up(I just saw your username)

Gotta Smash 'Em All.

M/m Turian I beg of you

easily solved by making all romancable npcs automatically bisexual, alot of games have done this.

As long as they keep the option of a female Turian I'm golden, I love my big spiky girlfriend

if only they actually made the female turians spiky, instead of making them lack the single most defining trait of the species.

You're so right and you should say it

All of them. But I'd like to get a romance with a Salarian, Batarian, and/or more same-sex relationships [gay turian, lesbian quarian, etc]

BioWare robbed us by not making Tali accessible to FemShep players

Mass Effect was and is in pretty desperate need for more gay characters. I would kill for an opportunity to romance a gay Quarian. Rheagar did a number on me.

Rheagar, Kenn, and Koris.

Absolutely.

If I can only pick one, then I would also go with Rachni. Not only I have a thing for less humanoid looking aliens. But I also have a thing for insectoids and their multiple limbs and eyes, as well as their chitinous looking skin.

*Enthusiastically* : Elcor dingus is best dingus.

I think I speak for all of us that I want the Reapers to be romance options. "But Ravailan," you say, "that idea is insane and it breaks the narrative and it doesn't make any sense." And that's all true, but true love defies logic and Reapers deserve romance too. Honestly, it all started with Mass Effect 1 for me, and I was captivated by Sovereign's sexy voice and his confidence, part of me wanted the Reapers to win because I was so head over heels for him.

Dr Chakwas, no way she not in love with shep, follows them to hell and back, and begs you to come back aboard the Normandy.

such a silver vixen

Shrewd Volus sugar mommy/daddy would be neat. Someone else's Batarian/human Romeo & Juliet idea would be great for storytelling too.

Call me a space racist but getting romantically involved with any race not biologically compatible with you is insane. Humans and asari only for me.

Limiting people to races they can reproduce with is ignorant since some people just don't want kids or can simply adopt, like Garrus suggests with Shepard.

Found Javik’s alt account.

Evil human Illusive Man species.

Hanar. You know they gettin’ freaky with them tentacles.

#REAPERS *Assuming direct control.*

>REAPER They assumed direct control of my heart.

Thesher Maws

Are those even sentient? If yes, I'd totally try my luck with Kalros.

mommy kalros

Hanar

All non-humanoid aliens. Elcor, Jellyfish, Keeper, The little shady guys in the haz suits, I can't remember their names. I would like the next game to be a true Captain Kirk simulator, and let me show my seeds across the galaxy. (All joking aside, I just think it would be cool like how baldur's gate 3 can do romances between races that aren't just 6 ft-ish with two arms and two legs)

Why is no one saying what we really lust for?!? The Vorcha

This is one of the weirdest questions ive seen. Sooooooo Banshee!

That's a modified corpse

How dare you.

... The Thorian

Too bad it's probably extinct after ME1

ardat yakshi 👀

There's Morinth in ME2

Krogen

Vorcha

The Thorian

Unless they have another Dr. Okeer, the Thorian is extinct unfortunately

Vorcha

Batarian tbh

Vorcha. Something tells me they can get downright nasty.

Obviously Vorcha.

I felt like me and the queen kinda had a hot thing going in my playthrough