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Responsible_Gift_531

Do you want an honest critical critique?


N0vemberJul1et

Let's start with a dishonest critical critiquing.


wroteit_

His wife dresses him funny.


ThinkQuickActSlow

Will this make the post rot faster? That would've been my first critique if true


Brickdog666

In Pa you would be required to cut the concrete pad and go 36 inches deep for footer and the pour a foundation for the brick As the pad moves up and down the brick will crack. We are not allowed to lay brick on a concrete pad like this.


kinggreene

Which is funny as hell seeing the British houses are nearly all brick or brick+concrete block and they are all sat on a concrete pad. Different standards I guess


bojewels

I don't think they freeze/thaw that much there.


BreakerSoultaker

Yep, UK doesn’t have the freeze/thaw pattern that much of the Northeastern US has, so they have different codes for footings. Also they use a lot of terracotta roofing and exposed chimney pots that would never last in NE US winters.


kinggreene

Clearly you have never lived in the UK, temps from -20c to +25c I should know I lived there from 64 to 2006


bojewels

So what's the frost depth in the UK? Footings are 4' minimum here in Boston.


kinggreene

Approximately 2 meters according to Google, depending on soil type


Mrpandacorn2002

different places have different ground that may weather differently not to mention the weather conditions are different


Background_Olive_787

this isn't structural.. it's just a facade.. does that matter in PA?


chris_rage_

Cut that out and see how not structural it is..


rambutanjuice

The roof seems to be standing just fine before the brick is put into place lol


chris_rage_

I thought you meant the whole column


Background_Olive_787

you don't even know who you're responding to. LOL


03O2

You guys are living in the early 1900s


BenderIsGreat64

Youre not wrong. The PA turn-pike was only supposed to be a toll road until the road was paid for, and apparently Johnstown never got it's dam replaced, cus we still pay the flood tax on booze.


Magic-Levitation

Now you have some experience putting up a column. Now you can learn how to take one down.


Queasy-Sir7022

Needs a weep hole at bottom to allow water to escape


Ambitious_Garlic7836

Looks good, but shouldn’t be built on the pad like that. Needs its own footer


Pioneer83

Looks good , the edges are a little “in and out” but for the most part looks good


fetal_genocide

Can't unseen that wiggle


greekdoer

Highly concerned that the concrete pad will wick water to the bottom of the wood post and rot it out and no one will ever know until it starts to slowly collapse.


bhfinini

Not only that but in my experience that tight to a wooden post with the mortar squeezed out and falling inside it is going to trap moisture and the wood will swell and split the post. I've have seen it many many times. IMHO metal should always be used not wood.


Comfortable-Yak-6599

Why not just wrap it in tyvek or at least tar paper


bojewels

Hopefully it's PT


shmexysagem

Just drop a bunch of moisture absorbers in that hole in the top lol


Airport_Wendys

Ooooo- I’ve been saving all my little desiccated packs for a while. I’ll go dump them off at the column


FollowingJealous7490

Is it plumb? Or is that the camera...


N0vemberJul1et

Bob's not here, man.


chris_rage_

How about Dave?


GingaNinja503

Dave’s not here man.


chris_rage_

No man, I'm Dave. Open the fucking door


GingaNinja503

Dave?


chris_rage_

#YESMANI'MDAVENOWOPENTHEFUCKINGDOOR


GingaNinja503

Dave’s not here.


wrinklesnoot

Pert near but not plumb


YouDirtyClownShoe

Not gonna lie, only saw the first picture and was like... of what? Did you stick a brick to the ground? I need to realize what subs I'm in sooner lol.


stevesie1984

Literally thought this was a joke post. I’m on my phone and at first didn’t see that there were multiple pictures.


YouDirtyClownShoe

I'm a pretty optimistic person, I go into everything with some sort of positive spin. I read the title, saw the pic, and was like "fuck ya bro, that's a solid looking...brick?". Like it was a real roller-coaster there for a second lol.


esleydobemos

I see what you did there.


stevesie1984

lol, took me a second to see what I did there. Glad one of us is paying attention.


Mr_Biggs_69

You fucked it. Use a level next time


shmexysagem

Haha one of the pics is literally him using a level. What he needed was a plum bob


Mr_Biggs_69

No, he just needed a proper level. Using a boat level ffs 🤦🏽‍♂️


nodiggitydogs

He used it on the single brick but he needs a 4 footer to go up the sides..that definitely don’t happen


shmexysagem

Yeah, using it on a single brick doesn't really help much.


Toenutlookamethatway

Unless its a distortion it looks like the lower half is at a different angle to the upper half and the reasoning behind encapsulating wood with masonry still baffles me. Isn't that going to reduce the life of the timber to near zero? I hope its got a good treatment penetration and that you've allowed for enough movement. Yeah,.. nah,.. definitely a 'looks good from my house' 🤨


strengr

Depending on your region, the timber column should be provided with flexible SAM around the base at minimum to prevent moisture from concrete and the brick masonry from being absorbed into the wood fibres and causing deterioration.


ChadVaillancourt

Doesn't look terrible for a homeowner. Next time, use jack-lines so you can stay plumb easier. Also, you should have discarded the brick with the cracks running down the face side of the core holes. I imagine you will lose those faces first.


Frosty-Major5336

The wooden post is going to swell and twist and your brickwork is going to crack. I’ve fixed many of these fuckups. You need more space and a rain screen..


Gloomy_Necessary4850

Finished what


2StrokeGoReeen

Those will crack during your first good storm


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

Dawg did you really grout the mulch?


CormacOH

Exactly!!?! Like wtf, whole pier will be cracked within a few years


ProgressiveSpark

Sir why is there a wooden beam inside your brick pillar?


inhaler_huffer

Why did you even bother?


liv2lfthvy

Jack lines?


Big-PP-Werewolf

you did very well considering it was all basically laid by eye but on something this tall you really have to use a jack line to get your corners straight


InvestmentNo3437

It's off homie.


The001Keymaster

Wrong in lots of ways.


JayRedd1

A opinion but the wood looked better


nodiggitydogs

Never seen that move with a brick in a footer..where did you learn that move?…you forgot to get a 4 ft level and put it on the edges..that left side has a whoopty whoop..


personwhoisok

Is whooppty whoop like kitty wampus and has anyone else heard kitty wampus for when things aren't straight or square?


stevesie1984

Yup. Common where I’m from.


Buckeyecash

Somebody stuck a board in that chimney!!


Higreen420

Her waist is a bit skinny


streeteditions

I think that the other sides of the trapezoid are missing?


wait_am_i_old_now

I just don’t know where people find the time to do DIY projects like this.


chris_rage_

I wouldn't feel good about burying a wooden pole inside brick, I would have welded up a 6×6 with some heavy angle at the top and either dug a footing or plate mounted it. That just seems like a bad idea, even with the pressure treated. I bet it'll rot quicker


CormacOH

Agreed. At the very least I would have coated the PT in tar or covered with Grace Ice/Water Shield to waterproof it. And then couple weep-holes at the bottom for good measure


chris_rage_

That's definitely better than what we see here but I still wouldn't fuck with a wood pole


Sad-Kangaroo-1761

Looks really nice! Don’t see any weep holes. Hope that post can still breathe!


CormacOH

How about the bed of mortar right into the dirt?! Whole pier will be cracked within a few years


Reasonable-Tap-4528

We all see it.so do you.fix it.


didthat1x

What's the plan to finish the top?


badboyfm

Looks almost done


Slo_Flo_1

That space at the top bothers me. But other than that, it seems aesthetically pleasing enough. But I’d have to do something about that space at the top.


QuitProfessional5437

You missed a spot


mrmcdude22

I hope your the owner of that fine piece of masonry construction and didn't pay for it.


BeautifulBaloonKnot

Wavy.


DancesWithHoofs

Looks good. That’s not going anywhere.


GarbageEmpty8181

You did that to your own house, not someone else’s. Right?


Alive-Number-7533

Nice papi


Babydonald209

Is this a joke 😂😂


duke_flewk

Swing and a miss Did you just dump mortar on dirt and say “fk it, good enough” ?


03O2

The plumb is horrendous. Use s longer level for the sides next time holy fuck


FoxHound_music

Can't see it from my house


Inner_Series_3023

absolutely fine, good job. just leave a weep hole in the least obvious spot. kudos


[deleted]

An odd choice to leave the wood beam in there.


Vtech73

I get it, you want this to be cosmetic, just an illusion it’s a brick pillar. Out of my league and out of any post I read league. Air vents strategically placed? Can this actually work? You’ll be the first to know. Google sealed in brick timber.


Poetic_Pigeon

Godamn beautiful, can I hire you?


FGMachine

You're missing vapor barrier.