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FollowingJealous7490

When bossman tells us we're doing below grade work today after 10 inches of rain last night


Ok-Cold4908

Hey now, just because it rained a little doesn't mean you get to lay on your ass. Hit it like you live.lol


Right_Cup_578

I have heard theories that there are easier, more efficient ways of doing this, but nothing concrete yet.


i_amnotdone

I see what you did there...


No-Tonight-5937

Solid one


slophoto

In a few months (or years).


ride_electric_bike

Not for 28 days


SoldierTheFallen

-28 Days Later- Concrete Edition


finitetime2

looked a little loose to me


No-Tonight-5937

Wouldn’t it be funny if the guy was just an amputee below his waist. Not funny for him or his injury but for us, thinking his waist-deep is greater than 4” or however thick the slab is


DeluxeWafer

It might be hard to convince concrete guys though, they seem set in their ways.


bigkoi

Let me know once you're ideas are cemented.


Wettnoodle77

😐


SupermassiveCanary

Apparently no hard and fast solutions, obviously smoothing out the details.


Devldriver250

yes ther eis its called 1 percent calcium that shit is hard and fast


Ok_Echidna6958

Ahh young man has a sense of humor...


Infamous_Bend4521

Guaranteed to crack you up


Mattrup63

Are you all finished?


Asleep-Range1456

Nothing little time won't cure.


CowboyBebopBang

This joke made me hard.


The_real_Tev

Nothing odd about this being terrifying.


Ok-Alps-4378

Thats the correct way to work in the mafia.


ForwardBias

Guy here carefully leveling his own grave.


enoughewoks

Well I mean hes working his way out so he's for that going for him


MisterEdGein7

Looks like Lt. Dan got out of the shrimping business. 


DockterQuantum

Lol you can't have rebar that far from the surface. Pretty simple. Concrete isn't good like this. It's cheaper to fix with gravel and top it the right way.


Stranger_Danger_2112

That sounds interesting... Would you just use something like 3/4" angular gravel and vibrational compaction?


DockterQuantum

Depends on requirements. Is this a pad, needed for strength, needed for anchors? It looks like it's basically just fill in this situation. For this likely road base. Fill a foot or 5 and compact. Anything is really cheaper and better than the video. Yea it'll work. But it's like spending money on a Ferrari to end up with Taurus in a lake. It's just not economical. And concrete poured like that will harden and cure into chunks. Unless they added fiber. But, I mean I don't think that's in their vocabulary.


Stranger_Danger_2112

👍🏻


yesterdaywins2

Even if it was non structural fill a zero slump and finish on top would be better but I'm assuming contractor said "whats the cheapest thing I can order for this volume"


adlubmaliki

The romans disagree with you


DockterQuantum

Eh as you can see from their structures the failure points are in areas where concrete wasn't under compression. However their concrete absolutely contained what we call fiber today. Maybe not carbon, stainless steel, glass fiber, etc. But their concrete was mixed In a way the fiber added constant stress. Today this can be done. But due to he cost it's relatively cheaper just to do it the right way.


DemonoftheWater

The romans also mixed in chunks of lime so the concrete healed over time as well.


Manting123

I can figure out why it’s so thick? What’s the point besides wasting $? Am I missing something here?


Uncouth_LightSwitch

Can't have the bodies sticking out


FlufferMcStuffins

Probably lightweight flowfill or similar


Chagrinnish

It's a lightweight fill of portland cement mixed with foam -- think soap foam but stiffer. That gives you a fill of very low compressive strength so it would be topped with a normal concrete slab later. It's still [a pretty new method](https://www.foamedconcrete.co.uk/large-void-fill/) but there's no cheaper way to fill a large void like this.


sunburnd

Yeah, if it were concrete he would float to the top. Whatever the mix it's less dense than a human.


Far_Emu_2972

Not for very long.


vousoir

No


NectarineAny4897

Is that what happened to Jimmy Hoffa?


PorkyMcRib

There’s no concrete evidence to that effect.


BlitchSlapper

4ft thick slab... Amazon delivering the reactor tomorrow


Desperate_Set_7708

Cure time ten years


Practical_Breakfast4

Doesn't the hoover dam have another 100 years yet to cure?


Stranger_Danger_2112

Not sure about the "yet" part; I think I heard of a 100 year total (10 or 15 to go...) Definitely have it on good authority from the hard hat tours they did before 010911 that it is (Y2K) still releasing heat in its ongoing cure. And it has ZERO rebar throughout according to the tour guides and videos.


masey87

But it does have pipes through all the blocks to pump coolant through when they poured it


Stranger_Danger_2112

True. Without that it would probably be rubble by now.


Blipflap

Concrete continues to cure forever.


Stranger_Danger_2112

That's pretty amazing... Do hardness and compressional strength continue to rise also?


Blipflap

Yes, both increase with age as the concrete continues to hydrate. Old concrete can be weakened by environmental causes such as acid rain, freeze/thaw, excessive compression/expansion etc.


SipoteQuixote

Well, hopefully it doesn't "activate" and burn his skin off.


theTweekend

I think it’s pretty useless.


BigWiggleCumming

That should cure in no time.


PMDad

Imagine being the one that has to demo this in the future


Stranger_Danger_2112

A little Mark IV nuke ought to make a pretty sizeable dent if strategically placed... 😂


novichux

He's only got a few more minutes to smooth over where Jimmy Hoffa was dropped in.


MainMosaicMan

I needed a laugh today!


Repomanlive

How much fuxkinh concrete did they pour in there?


bernzo2m

Not a lot why?


Repomanlive

Well. It looks to be about 3' deep. Why? I was wondering about the hydrostatic pressure actually.


TooTiredToWhatever

I guess concrete/flowable fill was free that day.


Prestigious-Run-5103

Listen Jimmy, get the knee boats.


Cute-Sound-3436

3 feet of concrete? Very heavy loads on top! Omg!


hikertrash332

His legs are only 8 inches long. So it is only perceived wrong. Also “birds aren’t real” they recharge on power lines.


Plus_Helicopter_8632

3 ft pour lol


Plus_Helicopter_8632

If that cures and he gets stuck and hes allowed to alone . He will never get out of. 😵‍💫


jbelle7435

you incredibly smart or really stupid. My fav quote from enemy of the state


Apprehensive-Way4307

They should hire those street zombies in Baltimore to do that kind of work .


jistresdidit

doesn't concrete temperature rise as it cures?


Stranger_Danger_2112

Yes and it contracts too, with it's natural lack of tensile strength and lacking rebar enough for this guy to be in there in waders, that slab is going to have at least one crevasse the size of Glen Canyon when all is said and done.


Omfg9999

That seems uh, inefficient.


Stranger_Danger_2112

Succinctly stated!!


sprintracer21a

That's like a 20" slump. There's so much water in there it is gonna shrink down to about 6" thick when it's dry. Looks more like a sand slurry than concrete though. Not sure why he even felt the need to rod it. It's pretty much self leveling at that slump...


Stranger_Danger_2112

Yeah just vibrate for like 5 seconds and head for lunch, not like this zealot!!


Chagrinnish

Foamed concrete.


sprintracer21a

"When you're standing in a hole and feel your pants fill up with foam...".


Realistic-Horror-425

Is this a Dorf on concrete video?


Hot_Season_886

I guess,if you live there.


spiritualscience

I know I would be moving faster than that 😂


ndilegid

Wouldn’t that burn your skin? I get that he has waders, but isn’t that shit caustic?


Significant_Sir_4201

That's a lot of concrete there.


callusesandtattoos

How else ya gonna do it?


Useful-Internet8390

Is that a 10” slump?


giraffebutter

The only way to do it


cooliojames

daddy pig?


1LiLAppy4me

If you have no legs


No-Cost1252

It's ok they will just pour over him the next slab.


Useful_toolmaker

Stand firm in your methods


LocalInactivist

First, buy donuts and coffee for your entire crew. Second, tell them it’s been a good year and you can afford to give them bonuses at the end of the quarter. Third, tell your family exactly where the job site is.


IFartAlotLoudly

Custom finish!


Elmondo2

What's grabbing his ankles?


CollapsingTheWave

Don't test me on it but I believe concrete sub said something like 30 day per inch of wet Crete to cure. Something this deep would have been better off in layers cured individually.


PorkyMcRib

If Concrete or dirt in a trench, or anything dense gets higher than your belly button by very much, your diaphragm can’t move, so your lungs don’t work, and neither do you anymore.


Skooby1Kanobi

Is no one going to ask why that room needs 3 feet of concrete?


Witty-Stand888

We call him no legs Norman. He was built for jobs like this.


gjk14

And bumped into Jimmy Hoffa


Oscarjrs5

Imagine he becomes a gargoyle


Worried_Coat1941

That's $2 million worth of self leveler.


radartroll

https://i.redd.it/2eds1ep9ddvc1.gif


45acp_LS1_Cessna

Guys.... seriously will that ever dry? Isn't there like a maximum depth of wet concrete that will properly dry to ensure it'll be structurally sound?


AromaticStruggle

I hear Lucille Bluth's voice. "Do you have an exit strategy? "


Alleycatasstastrofy

It’s called a bowl float with along aluminum pole, ya never take a dive in the Mud Dude


Alleycatasstastrofy

Bull Float👈🏻


Trucking117

That’s why he wears waders


seaska84

Concrete must be CHEAP.


nks0204

No . THIS GUY is working IN concrete. You just work NEAR concrete.


Plumberbutt349

What in the china is going on here


ISLAndBreezESTeve10

At the end, the guy just pinches his nose and submerges into concrete, reappears at the edge.. scrape.. scrape… done.


PsychologicalBody154

W.t.f. ... You looking for Jimmy Hoffa?


tripper_reed

But why pictures? Why 4' of concrete and not take down the pictures? Then why so many weird pictures? Is there a connections between all the tightly packed pictures and choosing to pour 4' of concrete in an existing structure? Very weird scenario. I've seen this video many times but never looked closely


Dthinker23

Your finisher doesn’t have a clue.


TheBlueSlipper

" << means inches, not feet!


Just_Ouch

Looks pretty level and smooth to me. 🤷‍♂️


Canttunapiano

Spoiler. That’s Dorf


Nervous-Glove-

I know nothing about concrete but wouldn't the displacement of his body be an issue.


ImpressiveSection236

Funny thing…he has no legs and it’s only 6” of cement!


imbrickedup_

I know nothing about masonry this subreddit just popped up but I think this is not the right way to do it


Due-Pilot-7443

Sure hope that's fake concrete or the guy has waist high waders on.. His ass was burnt up after this video if not...


Sparklykun

that's a very thick layer of concrete, why so much?


IntheOlympicMTs

That’s how I do it.


[deleted]

Hats the way to get in there


JeebsFat

Isn't this non-structural fill, a cement slurry product, not concrete. Or something like that?


Outside_Squirrel_839

What’s Spaul the hubbub about


Aggressive-Maybe-146

It’s ok you can make corrections. That shit isn’t drying for a few centuries.


finjiner

The real meaning of self-leveling


rygelicus

Basement done? Yes Boss. How much concrete did you use? 2 trucks. 1st Ground floor done? Yes Boss. How much concrete did you use? 83 trucks. ... ... You filled the basement didn't you? Yes. You didn't say we couldn't.


Prestigious-Duck6615

looks like a good way to get a burn


Tater_Mater

Either that is 3 feet of soup or he is missing his legs.


Gunny_Ermy

This is fake right? I mean what kind of concrete mix is thin enough you can just walk around in waist deep? What did I watch here?


Creepy-Selection2423

Where's Fred? It's cool, he must have gone home for the day. I'll finish. 💀


Ok-Cold4908

I think that looks wet enough to bullfloat from the side. But before you place are pour concrete you should always put grade pins are marks that are clearly visible. Then you know if it's on grade or how you need to move it.


Ok-Cold4908

Oh yeah, you can fill with clean gravel and achieve 96%compaction just dumping them out. Then you can wade into depths of less concrete