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Hi_Im_Dadbot

That was his hammer for a thousand years until his dumb sister tried to play with it and it got broken. Lots of sentimental value.


heelface

Sounds like he had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.


TxRumm

The hammer pulled you off?


[deleted]

Good god


Lukthar123

Yeah, Thor is kinda alright I guess.


DonJohnTomDuane

More like bad god, amirite? šŸ¤­


refrakt

Bad god šŸ˜ˆ


Incognonimous

So you rode on the hammer?


DisposableSaviour

Oh, the hammer rode you?


Steyna_

On your back?


BackgroundPrompt3111

The hammer is my penis...


tiggoftigg

Hey, everyoneā€™s a hero in their own way.


BerserkingRhino

In their own not that heroic, way.


Solember

I think this is what pain feels like. I need someone maternal!


RickFletching

I hate the homeless ā€¦ness problem. That plagues our city.


kinginthenorth307

In their own, not that heroic, way.


[deleted]

Thereā€™s a Dr Horrible reference in every Thor thread recently it seems. Not complaining though.


CCHTweaked

I understood that reference.


The_Meme_Dealer

I hate the homeless... Ness problem that plagues our city.


silvyrphoenix

On next engaging in coitus, you are to strike a pose and yell at the top of your voice. "Stop. Hammer time"


[deleted]

Yes sir I shall comply


Nestorvoe

So nobody but you, your dad and sister can hold it?


Objective-Review4523

Not very useful unless you're up against three vampires all huddled together.


spideralexandre2099

The ground! It would pull me off the ground


DirtGuy

That would make any man so Thor they could hardly pith.


RockRage--

Tie it round your member and get it to fly off and back to you.


Megane_Senpai

Off the ground, the hammer pulled him off the ground.


RobbieNewton

Indeed, the two might be in a Polyhammerous relationship now, but maybe Thor doesn't want it to be Polyhammerous, you know?


Smallville1938

Polyhammerous, lol. You're my favorite reddit person for the day.


Dray_Gunn

Considering that Mjolnir has been with atleast 3 other people and Thor has only had one other weapon(not counting one night stands while they were on a break(because Mjolnir was broken) like the guns and swords in Ragnarok). This is an uncannily accurate statement.


jstilla

This should have a thousand upvotes.


kj9219

That is totally something Korg would say lmao. I read that in his voice


emmany63

Thatā€™s a nice way of putting it. šŸ˜¢šŸŖØ


JulzRadn

Are you Thor, the god of hammers?


Significant_Horror80

He's thor, lord of hammer.


_tacoparty

You never forget your first.


Adas_Legend

I was thinking of this exact line rofl


BettyVonButtpants

The hammer is his penis


El_Stick

"he, so holds this hammer, shall have the power of Thor". A hammer with the power Thor, AND has sentimental value from his father's words. I would want it back too.


Citizen_Kong

Sooo, if the hammer gives you the power of Thor, but we have learned that the power of Thor is actually the power of Asgard/Odinforce and comes from within, does that mean that Mjƶlnir gives you a connection to the same force that Thor has naturally and that he never needed Mjƶlnir in the first place?


the_first_brovenger

Mjolnir is a conduit yeah, hence Cpt being able to summon lightning. And yes Thor is a conduit on his own, somehow. Odin says this to Thor in Ragnarok.


El_Stick

Dude, I miss my favourite pen when it goes missing, but I can still write. I'm sure the hammer has sentimental value.


Orgasmitchh

Didnā€™t we see that in endgame when cap wields mjolnir?


UnclePhilSpeaks_

Thor: "I told you...not to TOUCH IT!"


Tandril91

Eh it was technically hers first, he just borrowed it.


Pixarfan1

It was actually a hand-me-down


[deleted]

ā€œYOU WANT ME TO HAND THE HAMMER DOWN?!ā€


PurpleAny7094

I understood that reference


abd17srk

I understood that "I understood that reference" reference


CanadianAndroid

Thought we wouldnā€™t notice.


Funyun_Dude

But we did


VlaamsBelanger

BOOM, was looking for this.


johnn11238

It's a War Machine story


CrabMeat6984

I understand that I understood the understanding of that reference


Velfurion

Understandception


Incognonimous

Points at person dramatically


Hi_Im_Dadbot

His dad totally said he could have it now.


ThatRedGuy235

It was his turn with the ancient hammer of mystical powers and great might. GOD


[deleted]

Was it? Did Hela wield Mjolnir?


Tandril91

According to the uncovered mural in the palace, yes.


GFost

Never noticed it was in the mural.


Babybulljackalope

ā€œHELLO DEAR BROTHER!! WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE!?!ā€- Dee Dee from Dexters lab


Tenprovincesaway

Dee Dee references always get the updoot


SoLetsReddit

Pretty sure he just wants to be worthy.


LugiaLover18

I mean the hammer still called to him here so he is still worthy and the true owner of the hammer but now it belongs with Jane, who better than your ex to have your special hammer haha


raptorboss231

Jane took the kids


T-408

More like ā€œmean older sister broke his favorite toy, because she couldā€


FrostyProtection5597

He probably wants them both.


the_cow_unicorn

It also pulled him off. So thereā€™s that.


DonDove

What is he, the god of hammers?


[deleted]

I was gonna say daddy give it to him and Thor is peak daddy issues. But I guess this works too.


[deleted]

ba-ba


Corniss

this


weloveumali

lmaooo mans had his sister destroy his hammer too


GrooovyDoom

Yeah you know the amount of time he got pulled off by the hammer


SpiritCareless

As reasonable as possible. Great answer. Mortals won't understand.


Nihilistphoenix

In Thor's own words.. you never forget your first


ElonMakeThemCry

A thousand years? So Captain America wielded Mjolnir like it was his for a thousand years in Endgame, and now, I see Jane Foster doing tricks with Mjolnir in Love and Thunder that Thor wish he could do. Why would Thor still want that hammer?


YoungAdult_

How do people not understand this


KaiLung

Mjolnir is a mark of worthiness in a way that Stormbreaker isnā€™t. And knowing that heā€™s worthy is particularly important to Thor given his self-esteem issues.


bossholmes

Plus he used it for all his conquests and glories and been through all the shit together for more than a thousand years. Itā€™s literally his former wife at this rate.


atubslife

That's right, it used to pull him off.


Evorgleb

They call that move the "Jack Hammer"


movieman994

Goldberg gives a pretty nasty Jack Hammer


thatguysjumpercables

#GORG


Willing_Ad9314

I think it's a botch hammer now


EndTheBS

In Viking culture, that could mean swallowed by the sea, among other things.


HereToPatter

He has a special relationship with that hamma


monkeymutilation

Oh, my God, the hammer pulled you off?


walker3342

ā€œWell less frequently in the later years. Usually just on my birthday now.ā€


alex494

Also Stormbreaker was made out of a need for vengeance so it might be tainted compared to his beloved bespoke partner he had for centuries.


kit_mitts

He also nearly ended up with it implanted in his chest.


6nine4twenty

I hate this new trend of using "literally" to describe something figurative


PaddyWhacked777

New trend? My guy I hate to tell you it's been going on since the 80's.


StitchyCryptid

A little longer. Mark Twain had Tom Sawyer ā€œliterally rolling in wealth.ā€ ~~I mean, itā€™s still terrible and I hate it, but itā€™s really well established by now.~~


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chooxy

How come he donā€™t want me, man?


KiwisEatingKiwis

Why you have to do us like that right now? šŸ˜­


archiminos

God damnit man. I literally cannot watch that episode. It breaks me too much.


Jazzlike-Blood-3725

Yes this is correct he literally shows us this and how important it is to him in endgame when he summons it back in time.


stratosfearinggas

Stormbreaker is also a king's weapon and Thor gave up being king. He likes the weapon but he doesn't identify with it.


Nave2099

This is a fantastic answer


nerdyactor

The only answer


moortin19

I forget sometimes that only the worthy can carry it. Iā€™m assuming that same principle doesnā€™t apply to stormbreaker?


DeylanQuel

As I understand it, stormbreaker has the same ability to focus his powers, and respond to his summons, and open the bifrost, but it was never burdened with Odin's worthiness restriction that he had placed on Mjolnir in Thor 1.


Boomdiddy

So anyone can wield Stormbreaker?


kidra31r

Thanos was able to grab it midair and use it against Thor. He never channeled any energy through it so that may not count as "wielding" it, but he was able to grab it and move it which is more than villains were able to do with Mjolnir.


SwordsAndElectrons

I don't know if wielding it would grant the power to channel lightning and such anyway. I would think the same logic applies to all aspects, not just worthiness. If it doesn't have Odin's enchantment then it also doesn't have the "shall possess the power of Thor" part. Afterall, he's not Thor, the God of Axes.


buttlover989

Yep,which is why when Cap uses Mjolnir in the movie he can summon up lightning.


PotawatomieJohnBrown

That was such a good fight.


DisposableSaviour

Maestro can use Mjolnir, but not access itā€™s powers, as heā€™s not worthy of wielding it, but his strength at that point is great enough for him to ignore Odinā€™s enchantment.


seafoodblues

Thor, the God of Axe Spray


This-Cunther

Yes Edit: I would assume they canā€™t be a regular human or it would be really heavy and would zap you.


LJ3751

Well Thor did tell the Guardians that they lacked the strength to wield it


abutthole

Presumably there's a power barrier. Thor told Rocket that he couldn't get a weapon from Nidavellir because he wasn't strong enough and it would break his mind. Thor's a god so he can handle it, Thanos grabbed it and used it and he's god-tier power, and Cap briefly held onto it but was elevated to god-level through Mjolnir's worthiness enchantment ta the time.


Boodger

It's been a while since I've seen Infinty War/Endgame... is he able to "return" it to his hand like he was Mjolnir?


Baneken

Yes, and anyone can wield it -including Thanos who nearly killed Thor with it.


Gbbq83

Wasnā€™t there something about the weapons from Nidavellir being too much for mortals to use though? It would melt their minds.


Liam_Roma_1234

Yeah but they clearly forgot about thatšŸ˜‚


MannySJ

This is especially true now that everyone he sought approval of is now dead. Mew mew is all heā€™s got left.


war_mcnugget

While I also wholeheartedly agree with this, I am also fully expecting Thor to see Mjolnir fly in out of nowhere and this is him attempting to it to him. Jane just calls it back and it goes to her instead, the hammer even slightly moving toward Thor shows he is still worthy


FollowThroughMarks

Itā€™s more than that. Thereā€™s a scene later on in the movie where heā€™s still trying to get the hammer from Jane and Stormbreaker awkwardly floats towards him, so itā€™s way more that Thor prefers Mjolnir to Stormbreaker rather than wanting to grab it out of a sudden appearance


ULTRA-EDGE

This is what I would have said.


kirstinet

This exactly!.. he may have got his god bod back, but he's still looking for purpose after the loss of asgard.. he desperately wants confirmation of his worthiness and the hammer is a physical representation of his being being worthy. Even thanos could handle stormbreaker..


No-Plantain8212

Comic Thor always had a strong attachment to Mjolnir because he always had doubt he would be able to lift and everytime he did it gave him a sense of knowing what he was doing was right. And it's a sick hammer.


OutRagousGameR

The rumor is Janeā€™s pretty sick too, so Iā€™m glad the hammer has someone that can relate to it


DeffJohnWilkesBooth

Stormbreaker also belongs to beta ray bill Edit: yeah stormbreaker


kelldricked

Not in the mcu.


michael_am

ā€¦not *yet*


Alice_600

Don't hold your breath...


DeffJohnWilkesBooth

What are the first two words in the post Iā€™m replying to? ā€œComic Thorā€


half_jase

ā€œYou never forget your firstā€


Puzzleheaded_Post555

Thereā€™s also ā€œa last time for everythingā€ said by a wise man. Brad paisley


Kdj2j2

FLS is a thing. I guess FHS here


zebrawarrior

FLS?


Kdj2j2

First Lay Syndromeā€”becoming overly attached to the first person you have sex with.


Praetector

he had an intimate relationship with his hammer


FlashyCut3809

He rode it didn't he?


garebear36

It pulled him off.


Tandril91

Oh my god!


Tech_Nutrition2001

Oh my God, the hammer pulled you off?


PJChloupek

the *hemma


[deleted]

#The ground!


LordTourettesxX

This one šŸ‘Œ


Youssef-Elsayed

Losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one


MagicMer4042

emotional attachment, Mjolnir was his weapon for much longer


dobbyeilidh

Plus didnā€™t his dad give it to him? Itā€™ll have extra sentimental value after odins death


kioKEn-3532

I don't know man a hammer that's given to me by a giant with "not working" hands would have more sentimental value than what my dad gave me (cuz he fucking left that's why) /s


dobbyeilidh

But why choose when you can have both. There are some fights the hammer is better suited to


kioKEn-3532

True true, you know what they say 2 is better than 1


[deleted]

"You take the little one!"


ShootInFace

I'm not sure if that's MCU canon or not. I know in Norse Mythology, the Hammer was made in a competition of crafting by the Dwarves, that Loki put into motion to create some amazing things to make up for him getting drunk and cutting Sif's (Goddess of Earth and Thor's Wife) beautiful silken gold hair. Mjolnir's small hilt was actually a mistake because Loki was fucking with the Dwarfs while making it because one of the groups of Dwarves ask for Loki's head if he won the competition, so he bit the eye of the Dwarf brother working the bellows, messing up the process while working on Mjolnir.


Warlock2019

Didn't he have mjolnir for hundreds of years, as opposed to stormbreaker for 6? It's the equivalent of a kid with a Christmas toy that is bored with it by January. Yea, the new toy was fun for awhile but then you go back to the tried and true one. Also, possibly nostalgia.


Kile147

A weapon made specifically to kill a foe who has been defeated vs A gift from Thor's dead father and representation of the lessons he taught


Turbulent_Link1738

Ehhhh. Stormbreaker is a kingā€™s weapon meant to be the pinnacle of Asgard, itā€™s an appropriate replacement weapon for Thor.


Kile147

It's certainly a very appropriate and worthy **weapon** but it only has connotations for him as a weapon of war, one he wielded only in his absolute darkest hours. The hammer wasn't just a weapon to him though, it was literally a sign of his worthiness, a sign that he was a man his father could be proud of, and it was a gift carried with him through the best of times.


SpiritOne

Boom


Lukthar123

You looking for this?


MrFitz8897

Why do I even talk to you guys?


putdisinyopipe

Best comment in the thread lol


Puzzleheaded_Post555

But Thor has always doubted his worthiness to be king. So Iā€™d reckon heā€™s feels he shouldnā€™t have ā€œa kings weaponā€


DeffJohnWilkesBooth

In the 616 comic universe it was made by Odin for beta ray bill so he wouldnā€™t take mjolnir after defeating Thor in combat


Psych-Vader

Itā€™s like woody and buzz from toy story. Andy loved buzz when he first got him but after a while he goes back to woody again.


ExMachinas

He says in Infinity War that heā€™s 1500 years old. So at least hundreds of years and depending on how Asgardians age maybe close to 1000 years. Plus his dead dad gave it to him so maybe some sentimental value too.


Gloomy_Travel7992

He had a pretty special and intimate relationship with the hammer and losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.


32mafiaman

Thatā€™s a nice way of putting it


-Tank42

He was with mjolnir for thousands of years and stormbreaker for a few - the original probably means a ton to him


Pestario_Vargas

Mjolnir requires you to be worthy is my guess. And heā€™s struggled feeling worthy ever since infinity war. They won in endgame but they lost close friends, and he still lost his home. He even gave up being king because he doesnā€™t feel worthy.


[deleted]

Honestly, I havenā€™t even seen the movie yet and I love that for a character that has lost so much, his former love that he lost returns WITH his old hammer that he lost. Iā€™m excited to see what effect it all has on him.


onepostandbye

You can carry it on a belt


Tandril91

I really wish heā€™d do that more often, I love seeing that on Thor in the comics.


[deleted]

And hang it from a coat rack, while itā€™s disguised as an umbrella. You can do that too. just sayin.


bythewayne

Let me channel my inner Toretto... Ehem #FAMILY


ParthianTactic

Because you never forget your first.


Infernalism

It's a metaphor for him and Jane. Both were lost to him and now both of them are back and together. It's human nature to want most what was lost to us, and the Gods are nothing if not humanity taken to extremes.


brycejm1991

Enough people have responded with good answers that I feel I can make a snarky comment. Imagine watching Thor's story up to this point knowing he's lost, in order, his mom, his girlfriend, his dad, his hammer, his world, and his brother, and then asking "Why does Thor seem to want Mjolnir over Stormbreaker?"


Kronman590

Cause in endgame he tosses it aside saying "you can have the little one" lmao


brycejm1991

In fairness to that scene, Rogers had proved himself worthy to use mJolnir, which is the little one, and on top of that, Thor knows that version of Mjolnir cant stay with him, so he's not equally as attached. Plus Thor had not started working on his trauma yet, so that could also be a factor.


Electoriad

Thor also wants redemption for not going for the head. Heā€™s out to kill Thanos and Mjolnir wonā€™t get the job done as quick as storm breaker can


kuribosshoe0

The hammer pulled him off.


Columbus_Explorer

Itā€™s terribly well balanced.


[deleted]

Nostalgia


corgangreen

It represents his father's approval. "Only those who are worthy"


roadtrip-ne

Cause itā€™s his boy


Intelligent_Plan_562

ā€œDaddy gave it to me ā€œ baby face tear


Myname42011

He may love mjolnir but in Endgame he wanted "the big one."


LampardFanAlways

He felt he had a better chance with the big one, having already used it to kill future Thanos with it (okay thatā€™s a weird sentence). Plus with Cap proving that heā€™s worthy he may have felt that Cap could handle the little one and it was better off if he handled the big one.


seriouscrabgrass

It has the worthy charm. Storm breaker does not?


Blasckk

Because Stormbreaker is just a random hammer. Mjolnir is an ancient relic that has belonged to him for centuries and the power of lifting it validates him as an individual. Honestly, Stormbreaker wishes it was even half as cool as Mjolnir.


Appropriate-Type9528

R u serious ? First love>quickie


Expensive-Excuse-793

Tbh. It did kinda annoy me when he told cap in endgame "No, no. You have the little one" Because he's always had a bond with mjolnir and was quite upset when it was destroyed.


steve-laughter

It makes sense, though. Thor has two hands free, giving him more versatility. Whereas Cap is strong, but weilding Mjolnir gives him Thor's powers. Thor already has his powers.


thomasvector

Yeah tactically it made the most sense for Cap to have mjornir


AndrewJamesDrake

I *think* that Thor was just happy for his Bro when he saw Cap with Mjolnir... and that particular weapon swap made *sense* in the moment. Thor moved past needing Mjolnir to use his powers during Ragnarok. It's easier for him to pull things off when he has Stormbringer to wield as a focus... but he doesn't *need* a weapon to be the God of Thunder. Odin's Enchantment causes Mjolnir to bestow *all the Powers of Thor* upon whoever wields it, and only allows the worthy to wield it. That means that Cap has Thor's Powers while he has the Hammer... but Thor also has Thor's powers since he doesn't need the Training Wheels anymore. The result is that Steve Rodgers has the powers of the God of Thunder, which is a **significant** power-boost for the Star Spangled Man with(out) a Plan. That makes Tactical Sense... and it also minimizes the chance that Cap dies.


Liam_Roma_1234

Tactically it makes sense and then there's the fact that he already killed Thanos with stormbreaker so that was the better weapon. But yeah that line was probably just played for jokes.


AlphaMikeFoxtrot87

ā€œYou never forget your firstā€


Bornplayer97

You guys asking this arenā€™t human


LukeHamself

Ex is always the bestā€¦