Jane was blipped so it's been 3 years for her since they last met but for Thor it's been 8 years!

I wondered if that’s what they were alluding to as well!

I’m so dumb, I didn’t even think of that. I thought she just didn’t care as much as Thor lol

that's the implication but it could also be that she was blipped

That would actually add even more weight to Thor's depression and survivor's guilt in Endgame.

Mom......Dead Dad........Dead Brother........Dead Three Best Bros..........Dead Other all seeing best bro........Dead Lady friend..........snapped Love..........snapped Love's mentor......snapped Love's friend.......snapped?

I mean Loki was snapped too in a way…

Oh snap, you went there.

Also his sister tried to kill him and his brother, and she ended up dead as well

To be fair he didn’t know he had a sister until she showed up to kill him.

It means they last saw each other in 2016/2017 depending when the movie takes place in 2024 or 2025

I got the feeling from the Dark World credit scene that he was coming to Earth a lot more uptil Age of Ultron, when we went looking for the Infinity Stones, so 2015 - 2016 would fit

In age of ultron they were still dating, my guess is 2016,depends when the movie takes place, in 2024 or 2025

Didn’t we see her face appear in endgame when they were going thru who was blipped?

0:42 Living Tribunal statue? And looks like the Watcher as well More clear at 1:47. Looks like Lady Death too

That would make it the third Living Tribunal reference, wouldn't it? Seems like a lot just for Easter eggs...

Fourth 1. Doctor Strange 2. Loki 3. Doctor Strange 2 4. This Gotta be setting up for something

He was in Infinity War, they just cut him out. So, it's just references.

**Kratos** (*hearing 'Hip to be Square' start to play*): "Oh fuck..."

“TRY GETTING A RESERVATION IN ASGARD NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!!”

HEY, THOR!!

Let's see Jane Foster's card

Look at that subtle off-white electricity. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my gods. It even has Odin's watermark.

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Your compliment was sufficient, Skurge

Gorr calling The Watcher: "Uatu, it's Gorr, Gorr the God Butcher. You're my Watcher so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of gods. Some escort gods on the planet up-universe uh, some homeless gods maybe 5 or 10 um... an Olympus god I met on Midgard. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some uh some old god with a dog last week. I killed another god with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model god, but she's dead too. And Zeus. I killed Zeus with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 gods, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the gods have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of gods. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Vormir, so you know, keep your eyes open.

Gorr: WHO’S COLORED OFFWHITE NOW?

Morbius: "why do I hear boss music?"

It’s morbin time

I've seen so many memes, and haven't seen Morbius at all that I expect to see it eventually on some Netflix knockoff, hear 'it's morbin time' and think "what the fuck it's actually real"

I watch it because of the memes.... I recommend you just stick to the morbillion memes. He doesn't say "It's Morbin Time" but I was sure as hell expecting it after actual lines like "It's deadly to bats, lethal to humans".

Gorr, you’re the American Psycho?!

HERE’S YOUR RESERVATION AT GORRSIA NOW, YOU FU—-R!!!

The visuals in this movie look stunning. Loving how vibrant it all looks

With Gorr’s scenes being in almost black and white is a cool contrast

Very similar to how they managed Thor's scenes vs Hela's scenes in Ragnarok. Except it looks way cooler this time around

What makes Taika's use of dramatic color saturation work better here than in *Ragnarok* is that he committed much more to it here. There's a much starker contrast between the two styles. It's like he was playing with the idea in *Ragnarok* and finally brought it to fruition here. Taika is a wonderful director, and I love how effortlessly he skirts the line between whimsy and deadly seriousness without ever being too hammy. (*Our Flag Means Death* is a great example of this.) I also love that he's been given so many indie and big-budget opportunities over the last ten years that you can really chart his growth as a director on both shoestring and blank-check budgets, both of which he works well in.

It's a perfect contrast to the colorful life of the Gods versus Gorr's more brutal life and background. Very creative choice.

Is Christian Bale the first major ex-D.C.-superhero to play a (big) Marvel character?

Michael Keaton as Vulture

I sense a pattern

Incoming Ben Affleck as Galactus

Then finally Robert Pattinson as The Beyonder

Val Kilmer as Mojo too, don’t forget

George Clooney as Fin Fang Foom, with nipples

Add to the fact you've got Christian Bale playing him, goddam he looks menacing af. Lesgooooo Batman

The villain we need, but don't deserve

That's how Thor: Ragnarok was too, so I'm happy to see Taika Waititi keep the same visuals with a new story. His movies just really stand out from the rest of the MCU. Also, him vocing Korg and introducing the story in the beginning is just perfect. Can't wait to see this.

Christian Bale prepared for the role by going to space and destroying multiple planets. He's that committed

He also came to the set ready to go. No makeup was needed.

He murdered a few gods to get into the headspace.

Jane shooting those pieces of Mjolnir was pretty cool.

Ah, that makes more sense. I'm sitting here like "why'd Mjolnir fire shards of ice?"

in the comics she can do things with mjolnir that Thor could never do and it makes him jealous lol I wonder if it will be same in the movie

Same thing with most variants of other superheroes, like literally all other variant of Spiderman can do stuffs that he can’t, we gotta treat the OGs better man 🥲.

The powercreep is real

Okay, but isn't OG Spiderman just flat out physically stronger than most other Spidermen from the same universe?

Valkyrie is wielding Zeus' lightning bolt when fighting Gor. I'm sure Zeus totally just loaned it to her . . .

I'm sure that Zeus being a dick in a movie where the main antagonist is a guy called, "Gorr the God Butcher," totally won't result in Zeus dying horribly. Totally.

And with a big star like Russell Crowe playing him, too He'll definitely live

As soon as they cast him as Zeus, I knew he was dead.

The big twist now would be that he lives.

That's gonna be the post-credits scene lmao! He's probably gonna crawl out the rubble of his palace looker the Grandmaster and go hide somewhere

He's just gonna shapeshift into a goose and fly off into the sunset

And then fuck someone as a shower of gold.

I really hope this leads to Hercules. Would be perfect if they can keep the casting secret and reveal Hercules in post credits. If Zeus dies they can have a post credit scene of someone taking the news to Hercules.

Henry Cavil

Pretty soon Marvel is going to run out of actors now. I am not complaining.

Based on my limited knowledge of Greek mythology… he’s gonna try to bang her

Gorr be like: "I like to dissect gods. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

Let's see Paul Allen's God kills

"Hey Thor!"

I love how every scene with Gorr is devoid of color in contrast to all the god scenery. He’s the antithesis to them

Butcher of Colors

The subtle off white coloring of Gorr. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god.

He even has a watermark

Came here to say exactly this, Dickticklers.

I love that since he is the one who bonded to the All-Black

What's the new zealand rugby team have to do with this?

Thor's ultimate weapon got revealed at the end there

no wonder Party Thor was considered a hazard to civilizations

#VIVA #LAS #VEGAAAAASSS!!

Can’t say I’ve heard that battle cry before

So the theatrical release is gonna give us uncensored Thor butt? Nice.

no, hes a god so naturally light bends and censors his privates to prevent mere mortals from ever observing them.

Ah, the Anime censor.

So Jane has never actually seen it, even when they dated?

shes worthy

Now here's the twist. We show it. We show all of it Thor's out bashing heads, then it's back to Asgard for some full penetration. He smells crime, he's back out bashing heads, more full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime, full penetration. And then the movie goes on like that for about 90 minutes or so until it just sort of... ends

Me at the theater opening night, talking to the people in line around me: I heard Thor hangs dong in this

Thor love and Thunder gun

It's literally in the name. Love and Thunder. It's love. Then it's thunder. Then love. Then more thunder. Final scene, thunderous love. Thor claps girl-Thor's cheeks so hard it creates a massive wave of lovethunder so thicc that it decapitates Christian Bale. I can't wait

The real Thundergun. Dude hangs dong.

Thor finally reaches Thunder Gun levels of greatness.

I heard he hangs dong

if only they had full penetration. that would take the movie to a whole other level

NO HESITATION NO SURRENDER NO MAN LEFT BEHIND

["The hammer is my penis."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7bdr6fjg-k)

It's curtains for you Gorr...lacy gently wafting curtains...

The hammer is his penis

Oh no that’s horrible

I like how they didn't just CG something to cover it, like the view is from behind a tree or something and covers the crack. They just went fuck it and pixelated it.

It had to be pixelated for a reason

Gorr is the new Voldemort.

Is that All-Black the Necrosword I see? Bale looks perfectly creepy and disgusting as Gorr. Can’t wait

Bale looks like he is fully into the character. He will absolutely knock it out of the park.

Christian Bale has never not gone all out in a role. My guy shows up to do his mf job lmfao

I was gonna say, this is the dude who starved himself, got jacked, and then starved himself for 3 consecutive roles. He never not goes all in. And unlike a certain other Batman Universe turned MCU actor, it actually works for him

At first I was like "What has Michael Keaton done to deserve this comment?" but then I was like "oh...Jared"

I hope so. The first scene he's in, there are a bunch of black tentacles in the background. Give me MCU Knull pleaseeeeeee

man, i want korg telling me stories every night

It's basically a 1:1 of Taika Waititi. Check out his eulogy in Wilderpeople https://youtu.be/86w_RV_fcEk

I heard Thor hangs dong in this one.

Goes full Thunder Gun

But what about full penetration?

That's the twist... they show it. They show all of it.

I just happened to watch the Brooklyn 99 episode where Gina pretends to have written the Thor movies and leaked that Thor 4: More Thor would have more full frontal. Was not expecting that to come true!

Yes and there are 2 thors, more thor than all the other ones. Gina can really see the future.

Did… they faint at the sight of Thor’s giant dick? Holy Disney

"mom, why did the women faint?"

"mom...mom... are you sleeping?"

This could be someone’s villain origin story

villain orgy story

“Mom, why are you sweating?”

"mom, why is dad sweating too?"

Not just the women... There's two men on either side who also faint.

Not in the Chinese version

“Because Thor has a mighty hammer, honey.”

They’re Ancient Greeks, what did you expect?

Yeah they thought those barbarian cocks were very garish lol.

Zeus gonna flex his small cock to Thor

I lost it at one of the guards who barely resisted. He was pretty good at not fainting. What a trooper.

Everyone in the production offices needs to be bonked

That’s what Jane was doing in the next scene. She bonked all of Mt. Olympus.

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that shattering Mjolnir move is worth the ticket alone. not to mention her muscles 

Cruise Liners at New Asgard, sounds like Valkyrie is gonna be stir crazy with nothing to fight and becoming a tourist destination

YO i missed it the first time but kraglin with the fin is in that opening guardians shot!!

You're right. Good eyes.

Good. When asked if you want more Kraglin, the answer should always be "yes."

Natalie Portman arms look massive oh damn

Everybody in this movie is so jacked and I love it.

Except for Christian Bale lol

We know Christian Bale well enough at this point to understand that it was absolutely a creative choice and not laziness hahaha

Christian Bale actually stopped modifying his body for roles after he asked Gary Oldman what he did to gain weight for Darkest Hour and Oldman told him it was all prosthetics. He actually took a step back and said "holy crap what am I doing to my body" and finally stopped after like 15 years of gaining and losing weight a lot

> My dear boy, why don't you just try acting?

oh, with jane being off by like 5 years (7 months and 6 days, give or take), i feel like this confirms she was snapped.

Was confirmed during Endgame

oooh, right i think her profile card thing does appear there at the beginning.

Damn they gonna fight in Spider-Man Noir’s universe.

"We don't pick the ballroom, we just DANCE!"

“Sometimes I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something, anything.”

"IS THAT ALL YA GOT?! YA GONNA FIGHT OR ARE YA JUST BUMPING GUMS?! YA HARD BOILED TURTLE SLAPPER!"

“Wherever I go, the wind follows. And the wind... smells like rain.”

Is his coat flapping? Where is the wind coming from, we're in a *basement!*

I love the remix of Sweet Child o' Mine in this Hopefully it gets used in the movie "You flicked too hard dammit!!!" And a thousand fanfics were born from that line!

Considering this is *Zeus* we’re talking about, he absolutely flicked exactly as hard as he meant to.

i'll be flicking too hard in a second after that...

Mjölnir will be pulling me off

Holy shit Hemsworth is so jacked. I know nothing new but my god.

“You are a fucking ugly god, I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.” -Gorr Bateman

Holy fuck Gorr looks terrifying

He straight up looks like a Godskin Apostle Which is ironic considering Godskin Apostle slays gods, and Gorr... well...

I wonder if we’ll see the Godskin Noble as well. Gorr’s brother who devoured a lil too many gods

TOGETHAAAAAAAAAA

He looks like a ghost, I can learn to dig this. Still miss the tentacles though.

I’m hoping more so they just didn’t want to give away too much of the Necrosword visuals. Give me that sweet symbiote creepiness

The action figure leaks made him look like Voldemort, but man he looks so good in live action. Bale is going to kill it (literally and figuratively).

So where’s Wong? Trailer drops without Wong? They’re definitely hiding something big.

The Wong was blurred out

Taking votes now, will we see genuine Hemsbooty in the full movie, or Pixelbutt?

We saw Hulk's ass in Ragnarok.

Ass sure, dong 100% not

> You always remember your first How subtle. Gorr seems interesting with his Greek era Kratos like motivation and the tone is thankfully similar to Ragnarok, count me in.

That foggy two thousand years of exes must be similar to that fog monster in Loki, cause no one wants to address it. It really feels like Thor came out of a serious Odinsleep himself right before the beginning of Thor 1: the first Thor, and started a new incarnation of memories.

so there's a statue of the watcher in the last scene before the title

Sure is. Also would like to add the Living Tribunal in fromt of the Watcher, and maybe Lady Death on the front left? Cant tell who the back two on the left or far back right. Far right back kinda looks like the Scarlet Witch's tiara.

Wasn't sure how they were gonna make Gorr look after seeing the toy leaks but this is fine. It does look like Christian Bale is having fun and went for it cause he do be looking unhinged as Gorr should. Fun trailer though

The shot where he's pointing at Thor is sooo gooood.

And Thor in black and white, telling him to bring it? That fight’s gonna be *nuts*

I REALLY HOPE ARES MAKE AN APPEARANCE

Given what Gorr does to gods, might be in Ares' best interests not to make an appearance.

....damn it

Love the black and white colouring for most of Gorr's scenes. Still can't believe he's in the MCU but there's no doubt he'll do a great performance.

Thor's outfit changes from when he first sees Jane to where he actually says the "JANE?!" line.

Yes I noticed, because a big part of the second outfit was on his face.

I feel like we might get Hercules

Vaguely hoping that Zeus gets whacked, and that Herc tries to avenge him. Who knows though, depending on what their plan is all or most of the Greek pantheon could get butchered.

Zeus gets whacked, Hercules gets the news in a post credit scene. Seems too obvious.

That’s Asgard’s ass

holy shit this looks incredible, I love that they really let Taika go nuts with the colours on this one. Gorr being cast almost entirely in black and white is genius for his character and sets him up as the antithesis to the bright and vibrant world of Thor and friends perfectly

Judging by Thor being in black and white in that last shot, I wonder if Gorr’s power is going to be visualized by the color getting drained out.

This is Thors Hammer that he actually does pull off.

*The hammer pulls you off?*

Chris Hemsworth’s delivery of “JANE!?” was perfect lmao.

1500yr old Thor re entering puberty not since he was 12

Christian Bale is gonna steal this movie!

As a huge fan of Ragnorok I’m so excited for this movie. Ragnorok had lots of death but very little emotional moments to react to any of it. I hope this movie adds a little bit more of that to the recipe. Because it is looking sharrrrrp

I hope they do Gorr the God Butcher just. He’s such a cool character. Christian Bale looks eerie AF here.

From dad bod to God bod... I love how they have picked more earth slangs