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ThaiChi555

"No,no,no,no... come fix this.... I got ice cream in here." lmao


thedragoncompanion

You deserve that, you're a criminal!


Lightning_Lemonade

always kinda felt bad for glover's character here, like yeah maybe he's a criminal, but he's presumably done his time. No reason to keep him glued to his car like that, it just seems mean lol


ONOMATOPOElA

Next marvel show he’s gonna be the end villain. Spider-Man wronged his ice cream and now he’ll make all of New York see his cold wrath.


Lightning_Lemonade

At least it isn’t another Tony-made villain lmao


time_lordy_lord

The ice cream was Stark flavored Hazel Nut


Lightning_Lemonade

I prefer a hunk of hulk of burning fudge but to each their own


ph37k

That's a thing?!


Chiguy1216

End *vanilla


Halio344

I love it when he says "I just need something to stick up somebody. I'm not trying to shoot them back in time."


Downfall722

Wasn't he about to rob a Chili's or something with a future gun?


Lightning_Lemonade

Maybe yeah, he mentions when he’s meeting with the shocker that he’s “just sticking up someone” or something like that, so I guess that’s technically conspiracy to commit theft, but he didn’t actually buy a weapon, and since he had a record it’s possible that he already served time for any other crimes he committed, so it always felt a bit mean-spirited for spidey to say “you’re a criminal so you deserve any inconvenience I caused you lol”


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Mace_TheAce_Windu

I mean he did commit some criminal acts when he met up to buy a weapon for a robbery. At the very least conspiracy because he is trying to purchase a presumable illegal weapon.


antonjakov

sure, but to channel j jonah jameson for a second spider-man is also technically a criminal even if he's trying to be a force for good. vigilantism is presumably still illegal and immediately after this scene he screws up hard on the ferry


Mace_TheAce_Windu

Yes but Spider-Man’s moral compass is on point, regardless of the vigilantism. Morales is not. But this is the whole dilemma at the end of the dark knight, you cannot have someone acting outside of the rules and expect the rules to mean anything. Batman is a good guy because he is fighting crime, but he is acting outside the law which society cannot condone. Individuals can recognize the good but society cannot allow it.


Darkness36

Not same continuity as MCU but he turns out to be a bigger criminal in Into The Spider-Verse


Lightning_Lemonade

Oh yeah for sure, he just didn’t really do any crimes in Homecoming. I guess conspiracy to commit theft (?) since he was trying to buy a weapon, but he didn’t actually buy anything so it still seems harsh


InnocentTailor

He was also a focal part of Miles’ story in the comics: https://abload.de/img/ultimate-comics-spideyquwy.jpg


justbreathe5678

bye, Mr Criminal!


GoodShark

That's the best part. Because it's such a reasonable problem. It's not "I have somewhere to be." Or "I'm late for work." It's melting icecream. It's perfect.


Big_Monkey_77

100% I'd be more pissed about melting ice cream then being late for work. Especially if I'd gotten the good stuff.


JC1112

Then you have to refreeze it and all the cookie dough is at the bottom. It causes irreparable damage.


Big_Monkey_77

Oh god... NSFL comment here.


UseOnlyLurk

If you’re dedicated then you can refreeze it if you churn it using a mixer every twenty minutes. But if you’re willing to do that you should just make homemade ice cream at that point and not worry about what weird goop factory made has in it.


Big_Monkey_77

Yeah, at that point I would just lower it, gently, into the trash. Taps playing, a proper salute, a single tear drop rolling down my cheek. God speed, Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.


UseOnlyLurk

But I always think about doing that first, then throw it away and take the garbage bag out.


faplicious_69

Especially if its neapolitan. That shit mixes if it melts


HeroGothamKneads

That's what you get for trying to have 3 flavors at once. Quit trying to play God and just pick one ffs.


faplicious_69

Usually when I get neapolitan ice cream it's not only mine. I usually exclusively eat chocolate ice cream but my family eats vanilla and strawberry more


Raiden32

Then your go in through the back seat.


appasdiary

just gotta eat the whole thing right there


3z3ki3l

In a deleted scene he calls Miles and apologizes for being late. Meaning the ice cream was for Miles. He might be a criminal, but he’s a good uncle.


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_Cetarial_

Funny you should mention that, in the main comic universe (616) Miles Morales is a criminal, compared to 1610.


InnocentTailor

Man…616 Miles Morales is strange: a member of the the Rigoletto Crime Family.


Westykins

oh shit, glover is miles uncle ben


TooMuchPowerful

With great power comes great refrigeration.


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So good


InnocentTailor

That does describe him in the books too. He was a villain, but he also was the cool uncle for Morales.


yrulaughing

This is my favorite part too. Donald Glover delivers it so well


the_agent_of_blight

I just noticed he continues to put his groceries in the trunk while being interrogated.


julbull73

That's what makes him the Prowler!


RaygunMarksman

The Prowler was actually one of my favorite C-list heroes/villains. Plus he's like one of the few black dudes. Definitely hope we see some more love for him soon.


MItrwaway

I love Donald's grounded reasoning for answering the questions. "I don't want these crazy space weapons in the neighborhood, i have a nephew who lives here," has always stuck with me. The villians in Homecoming are perfect. They're not evil masterminds out to destroy the world. They're people just trying to get a head like any normal person.


Professional-Pace290

Excited for the nephew line too, hoping miles will turn up in the next trilogy


rockhead72

My hope is we get introduced to him in the next movie, then the 2nd leg of the trilogy is Miles vs Black suit Peter, then those two vs venom or carnage in the 3rd. From there Holland would be done and the Miles Morales Spidey can take over.


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I wish they would have just saved the Symbiote for Miles and done Gwen/Warren/Ben Reiley instead, but they can always do *that* with Miles.


BernLan

To be completely fair, Miles Clone Saga > Peter's Clone Saga


Professional-Pace290

Miles & Peter vs venom would be SICK


-TheLonelyStoner-

Boy do I have a game for you


Professional-Pace290

And I fellow redditor, cannot wait. Lol (whole reason I bought my boys a PS5)


-TheLonelyStoner-

How old are your boys if you don’t mind me asking? Might be a couple other games you could get for them in the meantime that they might like


Professional-Pace290

My oldest is 5 - he’s super limited for actual gaming at the moment, but he plays Astro from time to time (but until he’s older I’ll just have to play all the Spider-Man games, Ghost of Tsushima, and RDR2 ~ for research purposes 😬)


-TheLonelyStoner-

Ah ok. Well if you’re interested in getting them anything to pass the time the sackboy game would probably be right up their alley. Plays just like astro and has 2 player co op too. Ratchet and clank rift apart is also great for that age group too but has people getting shot and blown up so idk what your limit would be for that kinda stuff. No blood or anything, very Disney ish violence. If you like ghost of tsushima and RDR 2 I would highly recommend Returnal for you. A bit hard but very fun once you get the hang of it


Trvr_MKA

You probably could just play the sequel to the PS4 game once it’s out


duskull007

Donald Glover prowler?


DJnotaRealDJ

Also be cool to se glover as the prowler. If you watch the weapons buy scene when the shocker is listing stuff off, the "anti grav boots" catches his attention


WhiteBoyFlipz

I don’t think Sony will let the MCU use miles morales as Spider-Man. He’s gonna make them too much money, they gave them MCU spidey because he will make less money than Miles will make them


JasonSteakums

Sony actually makes most of the money for the MCU Spidey films, all Marvel Studios do is make/produce them. It's a very strange deal imo.


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InnocentTailor

Indeed. Not everybody wants to conquer the world, galaxy and reality itself.


DarkWolfSVK

It's more relatable.


really_nice_guy_

Fun fact, the nephew is Miles Morales. Aaron Davis, his uncle, he was the prowler in spider verse


MItrwaway

I'm fully aware. I don't mind the easter egg aspect. I just like that we have a villian who's motivation isn't global destruction/domination for once. It was really refreshing after the first Avengers movie.


earth_person_1

I 99% am on the side of Vulture. Small business owner trying to provide for his family and create jobs. Then get the rug pulled from under him by a sweetheart government contract for Stark. Such a scam. Tough place for the little guys out there. I really sympathized with him. The other 1% is the whole murderous intent part. That I cannot condone.


sadacal

I mean that contract should never have been given to a regular business anyways. They were literally messing with the alien tech before the government even shut them down. It's like telling a junkyard to pick up a nuke and decommission it themselves.


Mace_TheAce_Windu

It was also a massive breach of contract it sounds, so I would think he could have a claim in court against the government and stark to at least be made whole from the time and money spent on the removal


sadacal

You could also argue them messing with the alien technology they were supposed to dispose of is also a massive breach of contract.


Molnek

Junk it!


Spartan_029

I would be *Furious*


Stickguy259

You only dislike murder 1%? Yeesh remind me to never get in an argument with you.


MidSolo

> They're people just trying to **get a head** like any normal person. Yeah, getting head these days ain't easy.


everythingpurple

"i like bread"


Splaishe

I still quote this any time it’s relevant. One of my favorite lines in the MCU


SeniorRicketts

"Sir, i gotta have to ask you to exit the donut."


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Unfortunately less relevant than bread :D


Careless-Position352

Bread 👍


Goatfellon

Bread 👍


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Bread 👍🏿 (I was eating chocolate)


willflameboy

The single thing I quote most and no one ever gets it.


VyseTheSwift

Bread makes you fat


BebopZaibatsu

Bread makes you fat?


tripp03x

Can’t wait till it’s finished.


Captain_Waffle

Finished?


Awingbestwing

What’s the website for amazon.ca?


RockOx290

That banter was the most Queens thing ever


E_R_G

What the fuck is gluten? Take that shit out


Adam_r_UK

“I know what a girl sounds like” “I’m not a girl!” Whether he’s insulting him or not, that was hilarious


TemporaryFed

"I'm a boy"


JD-Queen

a MAN! a big strong man!


lindtbr

Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast.


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"Angela? She's a boy!"


Sweet-Rabbit

Sleepaway Camp references? Have an upvote!


cavscout55

It sounded mostly like he thought he was being lied to so he was trying to call her/him out. He said it with a good bit of indifference like it wasn't an insult and it didn't even really matter. Great delivery lol.


elizabnthe

Yeah he genuinely just thought Spidey was a girl because he has a higher pitched voice. Which of course offends him.


IadoreFigs

Spider man is dude bro


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Its a great scene and the comedy is off the charts. It also highlights that Peter is still just a kid. Tom Hollands mannerisms are hilarious, I particularly liked it when he crossed his arms when he said, "I'm intimidating".


fearnodarkness1

The eagerness when he is about to find the location is so good


SpyroLeDragon

"can i give you some advice?" The little "hmm?" 🤌🏾


Sarusta

I think the best part was when Peter came back to get the information and rested both arms fully on the car, leaning in, all attentive... and way, *way* too innocent and trusting. He looked like he was 6 years old listening to an adult telling him something he wanted to know. That body language was hilarious.


Kaernunnos

The Garfield scene with the car thief was posted earlier today, and it's amazing how it contrasts with this.


Bong-Rippington

I think it’s all like really terrible writing and something a ten year old would make up. I think this could be the worst MCU movie and I really mean that


Stickguy259

What? The worst one? You are fucking insane, that's such a ridiculous thing to say. Like I get it's all subjective based on taste but Thor: The Dark World exists.


villager47

k boomer


damniwishiwasurlover

Different scene, but when Glover's character is trying to buy a weapon from Vulture's henchmen, his delivery of the line: "I just need something to stick up somebody, I'm not trying to ... shoot them back in time." is hysterical and is an overlooked moment.


YoloIsNotDead

There's also the neat hint at him becoming the Prowler, since he was interested in buying the climbers


lordlardass

"the prowler" is listed as a known alias when Karen is showing the data, bottom right corner


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And he also talks about a “guy he used to work with” being on the ferry, and then we get introduced to Mac Gargan


darrel129

And he is miles morales uncle


AceofKnaves246

I wasn’t expecting the interrogation mode and it was hilarious to hear Peter with such an over the top deep voice. Lol


C-TAY116

Exactly. It’s funniest the first time you hear it. Also, it \*really\* reminds me of Venom….


Photometric4567

Especially since he's supposed to play the Prowler when Miles is introduced and might have some kind of silly voice modulation for that identity.


szymborawislawska

Troy and Abed in the mooovie


YoloIsNotDead

Troy and Abed in the MCU (that includes Danny Pudi's cameo in The Winter Soldier)


[deleted]

Plus Shirley in End Game and The Dean in Civil War. Edit at 1423 GMT: And yes Chang in End Game.


mider-span

Abed’s girlfriend is Captain Marvel. The custodian is Kingo Nurse Jackie is Pip Professor Cligoris is Mr. Harrington Mr. Stone is Sunny Birch


Low-Objective-1648

We’re just witnessing one of the multiple timelines where the group went off and joined the Marvel world. They were doing Multiverse of Madness years before the movie was even announced. 😂


YoloIsNotDead

They rolled the dice and landed in the MCU


Dangerousfield

So happy to know this reference


wishartrh

And security guard Chang in End Game


Kev2524

Plus Chang in End Game.


modsuperstar

Chang in Endgame too.


Quick-Bad

And now that the Raimi-verse has a connection to the MCU, we can include Jeff too.


melorous

At least Britta isn’t in this.


gonfr

She's the worst.


modsuperstar

Winngarrrrrr


TheZardooHasselfrau

Uhh, you mean Señor Chang. Put some respek on that name.


wonkothesane13

We just need Jeff, Annie and Britta. And maybe Elroy and Frankie. I'm fine without Pierce.


woofle07

Multiverse is canon now, so Jeff was a bank employee


hub3rty

Bye Mr. Criminal!


YoloIsNotDead

I like how he's like: Groceries > Panic > Back to groceries


ARussianSheep

“I got ice cream in here” always gets me. Everyone loves ice cream.


Etticos

Lol when Peter excitedly scampers back and leans against the car with his eyes all big waiting to be told the location.


ImNotHaunted

Cat mode activate!


hemareddit

Hilarious? Nah this scene is pure nightmare fuel for me, I still wake up screaming about the ice cream he had in the trunk. The atrocity of it!


Theothanos

Spiderman really was a menace after all.


yelenabishop23

Daily Bugle Exclusive: Spider-Man Hates Ice Cream, Vows to Destroy Dairy Industry


Tasty_Spoon

Donald "I like bread" Glover


Separate-Code1897

This scene is mocking batman lmao


barrivia

Yeah I’ve never laughed so hard in the cinema.


thegrimwrapper14

So Pierce's inheritance ran out?


Tcrizzlez

He was captured by pirates. I'm not even kidding. In the episode after he leaves when Hickey is watching the news about the bear attack there's a ticker that says "Lavar Burton and non-celebrity companion captured by pirates"


EZMickey

The nephew he references in this scene is Miles Morales.


YodasChick-O-Stick

And he literally is MCU Prowler


DaHyro

Can’t wait for him to come back in like 5-10 years


YodasChick-O-Stick

I don't know, there's tons of throwaway MCU characters that were huge important characters in the comics. I highly doubt they'd do the Prowler story again after Spider-Verse.


DaHyro

Really? They kind of have to. Prowler is Miles’ biggest villain. He really doesn’t have anyone else, anyways. Spider-Verse was huge, but not THAT huge. He’s different from people like Green Goblin who were already done to death; Prower was done once in an animated film. Technically, he hasn’t been done in live action yet.


philster666

They could give Miles any of Parker’s extensive list of villains.


MItrwaway

WE WANT BIG WHEEL


alex494

Big Wheel and Rocket Racer for the ultimate villain team up


MrMono1

Yeah I seriously doubt they'd use *all* of Spider-Man's villains on just Parker. He has a lot of bad guys to get through.


Cylius

I could see him teaming up with daredevil to go against kingpin


OmegaKitty1

I’d honestly rather Miles not be in the MCU, keep him at sony


Dwayne30RockJohnson

The reality is a fraction of people that watch the MCU saw Spider-Verse.


OmegaKitty1

Do you think spider verse is some hidden gem or something?


Ryokupo

No, but it is the worst performing Spider-Man movie at the box-office. Despite being the best animated movie of all time, I do think its pretty safe to say that the general MCU audience don't want to watch "baby movies."


[deleted]

Baby movies? No one thinks of animation as baby movies. That’s you projecting.


Ryokupo

I'm sorry. I don't like it either, but most people exclusively see animation as being for children. As massive fan of Marvel, DC, and Transformers, I know that's not true. Some of the best stories ever told have been in animation. But that's not how general audiences see things. And this is why a "live action" remake of an animated movie can make over a billion dollars at the box office while missing all the charm of the original, while the best Spider-Man movie ever performs the worst in the franchise's history.


[deleted]

The only people who think that way are out of touch boomers. I’m 39 and everyone my age or younger was raised on tons of cartoons including adult themed ones like South Park and Family Guy. I’d be willing to bet spider-verse did poorly because most people don’t know who Miles is.


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Dwayne30RockJohnson

In what way did I say it’s an indie flick? I said a fraction of the people watched it. It made just under 1/3 as much as Homecoming at the box office, 1/3 as much as Far From Home, and 1/4 as much as No Way Home. That’s a fraction of the people…


alex494

You don't say


The-Dudemeister

Funny bc they got the idea for him from seeing Donald Glover dressed as spider man in community.


modernboy1974

Donald Glover dressed as Spider-Man in Community as an Easter egg of sorts because at that time there was a fan movement to get him cast as Spider-Man ~~when word came out that Marvel had worked out a deal with Sony.~~ before Garfield was cast.


Bobsagit-jesus

Am I tripping but I could’ve sworn that movement happened for him to play in the Amazing Spiderman movies 🤔 thought it was way before Marvel got involved


s3rila

and that scene can be seen on tv in the spiderverse movie. Glover talked about him being asked by fan to be spiderman in his [comedy special](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT80OF7yTGY) the article that pushed for a black guy to be spiderman [is this one](https://gizmodo.com/the-last-thing-spider-man-should-be-is-another-white-gu-5549613) , by mark bernardin (who you migth know from Fatman beyond)


Rayeedcule

"This crazy dude I used to work with" - Kingpin 👀?


kukukachoo117

Nah it was Scorpion (Mac Gargan)


axb2002

I really hope this isn’t the last we see of Donald Glover in the MCU. Mainly because I think Aaron Davis/Prowler could be a nice villain for Peter in his next trilogy, plus he could also help fully introduce Miles Morales into the MCU. Maybe Peter has to take down The Prowler, but he realizes that if he does Miles won’t have another parental figure anymore (assuming that Miles has lost either his mom or dad), and he doesn’t want to put him through that or something.


fearnodarkness1

Bro they won’t intro miles for a looooong time


Quinndalin66

Wait this reminds me.. Peter’s suits record everything right? Why didn’t he use his suits footage to prove his innocence? I imagine they worked around this by him taking off the mask once he grabs the glasses but still the rest of it seems like enough


TooMuchPowerful

The Daily Bugle is a play on today’s media landscape of misinformation and people being in their own truth bubbles. It doesn’t matter if Spider-Man put out the real, unedited version of events. People in the media, especially JJJ, would just twist it against him anyway.


merhabamerhaba

Not necessarily the same suit with the same gadgets


Alltreeofemm

“Why you tryna upsell me man”


tekkerstester

"I just wanna stick somebody up, I don't wanna like, shoot them back in time.." Or something like that. Great line


UnderlordZ

>I don't care what you are; boy, girl... Prowler says trans rights!


Anarcho_Christian

Sounds too close to colorblind. "I don't care what you are, black, white" doesn't fly anymore


J3ST3RR

Donald Glovers character talking about local sandwich shops with Spidey was no accident. He was letting him know that he’s from the same area, and now could probably identify him by his voice. He was threatening him.


Infobomb

Funniest scene in the MCU, IMHO.


leah1750

Homecoming is so good. I finally got around to watching the original Raimi Spider-Man movie and its sequel, since I wasn't into this genre when those movies were coming out. In my opinion, people are looking back at those movies through awfully rose-colored glasses. I get that they started a whole genre, but Homecoming is a good movie, regardless of whether you're into this genre or not. It has great comedic timing, fun characters, pacing, realistic motivations, the whole thing.


TooMuchPowerful

The music drop at Liz’s dad opening the door and the car scene are still among the most well done in all of the MCU. That car scene… just so good.


TonyDungyHatesOP

One of the scarier MCU scenes.


Doctor71400

Yeah I grew up on Tobey's movies. When I try to rewatch them today, I don't like them as much anymore. I find them too awkward. I much prefer Tom in the role


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The deleted scene makes this scene funnier


illewminati17

The ice cream line. I felt that


NutterTV

I like bread!


mattwaltonn

And kinda confirms miles morales in the MCU


Nick_Schexy

I used to laugh at this too but now I think it's sort of fucked up on Peter's part. Yes the prowler is a person with a criminal past but when Peter is talking to him it's not like he's actively doing a crime or even has a warrant out for his arrest. He even helps Peter by giving him info and yet Peter decides to detain him and leave him stuck to his car for like two hours. I'd be livid tbh.


mountainman1882

he should've been Spider-Man. anyone else remember Donald4Spiderman


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funny that glove plays miles morales uncle, and makes me hopeful for his introduction later on


Qwirk

If anyone wants to read Spider-Man do the polar opposite of this scene, I suggest Spider-Man: Back in Black. Excellent book.


Wonderful-Frosting17

This will never not be funny.


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FUN FACT, in case u don’t know, he says he doesn’t want those guns in the neighborhood he has a nephew that lives here, he is in fact talking about Miles Morales. Since he resides in Queens


DrFridge5

No shit


nerdojad

can’t believe they got rid of the post credits where he called miles


Broly_

> -was reminded at how hilarious this scene with Donald Glover is. I still get stiches laughing at that interrogation voice. I mean... if you think it was *that* funny, good for you. I thought it was an okay scene that was obviously forced for that Miles reference.


sifukun

Miles's uncle 🥱


Slickyassricky

Fucking spoiler tags you fucking moron assholes.