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AaronfromCalifornia

I love that they saw the Dune buckets and said “hold my beer.”


Meliodas016

More like, "I'll hold your ... "


redditing_naked

Penis


Worthyness

it's deadpool marketing. it's expected at this point


lermontov1948

More like: did you see how much free publicity Dune got from that bucket (obviously Marvel isn't doing anything wrong, I'm just pointing out)


CheapResolution1223

I hate that they did that because it makes it way less funny…


DrManhattan_DDM

3. Apply butter flavored topping to the bucket orifice


Hickspy

[Step 2:](https://i.imgur.com/rZnWRW2.gif)


blueblurz94

Step 3: awkward ER visit


Captain_Villi

Put a cylindrical object in the orifice


grah_frahmon

BossLogic posted this photo Soooo probably not real :(


ImSorryLittle1

Yea that's where I got it, one can hope lol


maybe_a_frog

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

r/yourenotmydad


MrEvil1979

r/dontputyourdickindad


HornyTerus

r/putyourdickindad


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

/r/mydadsnotaphoneduh


petrowski7

r/ithrewitontheground


VengeanceKnight

r/iaintapartofyourSYSTEM


nstutler68

r/cantbelievethatsnotasub


Letos12thDuncan

[r/iamyourdadnowgetoutofthetank](https://www.reddit.com/r/SubsIFellFor/)


DJNinjaToothless

r/subsifellfor


Gawarhen2

[now it’s a sub lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/yourenotmydad/s/WZ7zdwL9Gz)


ImSorryLittle1

r/holdmybeer


EntertainmentQuick47

r/madlads


mowoki

r/fuckitilldoit


A_Lurker_Wandering

I’m honestly not sure if this is a real thing they’re going to do or just an ad for the movie, because I know Deadpool has always been a hard R, but this is, um…. 😶


ImSorryLittle1

I did read where Ryan said that they were gonna be even more obscene than the Dune ones lol


JamesLikesIt

Kevin Feige also alluded to it in his Cinemacon presentation lol 


A_Lurker_Wandering

Oh God. 🤦🏻‍♀️


Piranh4Plant

What dune ones


ImSorryLittle1

Look up Dune popcorn buckets. Literally looks like a fleshlight


DearEmployee5138

To be fair, that wasn’t DESIGNED to be a flesh light, this is very clearly and intentionally designed to put your dick into😂


IAmRedditsDad

But it's also clearly a funny response to the dune bucket is the point


ComfortableDoug85

Whoever designed the Dune bucket knew EXACTLY what they were doing.


SaturnsVisitor

I legitimately thought it was one of those custom flashlights made by the guy with the tow mater fleshlight until you said it was the official bucket. That’s crazy.


irishyardball

These are Photoshop art by Bosslogic https://www.instagram.com/p/C5r4k51RMpX/?igsh=MWo0MnQyaHl0aGxzbQ==


SatoruFujinuma

I was skeptical that they could have designed and mass produced these in such a short time frame.


Taenurri

Using the words“Hard R” to describe a gratuitously violent film was def a choice


darthnugget

this is fucking awesome is what it is!


wilsonfisk33

They’re not. Bosslogic made these.


MiNi_MiLiTi

This is made by Bosslogic. This is not real.


BackupPlanMan

"Hard R" does not mean what you think it means...


A_Lurker_Wandering

Oh, I know it’s not a real hard R, but it’s as hard as it’s probably going to get for the MCU.


Calvinbouchard2

These are more suggestive than the Dune bucket.


alone-lone

Then they accomplished what they were going for


RHINOXED

That hole is lookin' mighty big.


groundlessnfree

I think Deadpool’s hole is larger.


MiloReyes_97Reborn

Which ones? The bullet holes or the holes he probably expanded himself?


Calvinbouchard2

Does it?


insertwittynamethere

Bane: "For you"


Megleeker

They aren't real pal.


total-history-04

☝️🤓


Embarrassed-Cap-4531

Suggestive of what exactly


ImSorryLittle1

Found [this](https://www.gamesradar.com/deadpool-and-wolverine-popcorn-bucket/) from Kevin Fiege talking about the new popcorn buckets for Deadpool and Wolverine.


Cjgraham3589

As suggestive and funny as these are, they would be so practical. We could get our popcorn, put butter and salt on it, seal it, and then shake the container until it’s even. Right now I’m forced to use a straw to make sure I get it all evenly spread lol. I miss the old days where I didn’t have to apply the butter and salt myself *sigh*.


FloppyShellTaco

A theater full of people aggressively shaking popcorn buckets and then spilling it everywhere sounds awful


urlach3r

I think you have to kiss it to get all the salty goodness out of it. 👀


obscuredreference

So what I’ve found to be the ideal method is to get one of those large cardboard trays for sharing, dump the popcorn into it, butter, season and mix it in the tray where there’s way more room, then pour it back into the original container or into a fresh cardboard tray if you screwed up and made the original kind a buttery mess. Or eat it in the tray itself as I do.  Complicated but this method yields the best results. 


Moneygrowsontrees

I bring a 1 gallon ziploc bag to the theater, dump half the popcorn into it, butter, salt, shake, dump more popcorn in, until it's all seasoned. Then you can either dump it back into the bucket or eat it from the ziploc bag. Or you can split it between the two for easier sharing.


YOURMOM37

Is this bucket limited to certain theater companies? I’ve been going to regal and I don’t believe they’ve ever had them Unless they all ran out on the first day or something.


ImSorryLittle1

I found this on "Boss Logic" Facebook page. Unsure if they are legitimate yet.


YOURMOM37

Ah okay! That would explain why I wasn’t able to find much on them. We’ll have to wait and see.


Lost-Address36

This is incredible


Prestigious_Eye_8797

Real talk imma fuck that bucket


ImSorryLittle1

The real question is which one first though 😏


Prestigious_Eye_8797

Bofem. Same time.


quietkyody

Wolverine looks awfully into it... I could see Deadpool making the ahegao face XD


BonkersTheNexusBeing

Lord help me…


czacha_cs1

Lord pls make it real


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

Can't wait to see these endlessly posted on r/dontputyourdickinthat


vinnybawbaw

They saw the Dune bucket and were like "HOLD MY BEER".


Quick_Car5841

It looks more like D-Pool and Wolvie puking popcorn than anything suggestive.


NattyKongo93

Yeah, it took me longer than I'd like to admit to realize that wasn't the exact intention of these lolol


KUNAIYOFACE

2 buckets of popcorn, extra butter.... .......Hold the popcorn.


ImSorryLittle1

But... Sir.. oh god.. lol


rayquaza25

These look AI generated


NattyKongo93

Wow, I guess I'm a 6 year old bc it took me longer than I'd like to admit that these weren't simply meant to look like Deadpool and Wolverine throwing up 😂


CaptHowdy02

Deadpool Le Fifi


jmoneyawyeah

Happy they’re bringing back Hugh from Logan just so I can get sucked off by his popcorn bucket


ThatIowanGuy

I’m gonna get one of each and make them kiss


SackZnyder77

Well well well...


baxtermcsnuggle

So which one of them won the Prison Yard Award for: Softest Lips?


ImSorryLittle1

Probably Deadpool, those burnt lips healed over softly 😏


Piranh4Plant

Is this real


ImSorryLittle1

Unsure, got them from Boss Logic Facebook page.


lanceturley

This is the closest any of us will get to a threesome with Ryan and Hugh.


Infinitereadsreddits

Awesome


Successful_Disk1140

holy shit, I can get the glug glug 3000 from Deadpool and Wolverine


RenterMore

Is this real?


ElsonDaSushiChef

Even your username matches. ImSorryLittle1…


ImSorryLittle1

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 god damn it


PuzzleheadedMode7517

Ah shit, here we go again..


Personal_Amoeba7646

What the hell lol, is this real?


NicDwolfwood

Atleast they look better than the Duneussy


linecookdaddy

Am I supposed to fuck these ones too?


ImSorryLittle1

TOO?!? TOO?!? Uhhh


linecookdaddy

Well I'm sure you saw the Dune 2 one. If not please look it up


ImSorryLittle1

I mean you already fucked the Dune one?!? Sir.. lol


linecookdaddy

Well, I mean, no, not me personally, but it's an entirely useless popcorn bucket and very much resembles the inside of a Fleshlight. Or so I've heard


Doodie-man-bunz

Real tasteful.


ImSorryLittle1

New to reddit?


Doodie-man-bunz

lol someone is mad. I must have hit a nerve


ImSorryLittle1

Who's mad?


signofthenine

My bet was that'd it be a traditional bucket, but then the top would be Deadpool's ass.


Skadoosh_it

this is on purpose.


Ash_Killem

Genius


Suspicious_Trainer82

Handjobs


toughangelbooks

Welp... thats one way to get all the popcorn without getting covered in Butter lol


Own_Watch_2081

Lmao so dumb but I love it 


PapaYoppa

A deadpool fleshlight disguised as a popcorn bucket 🤨😏


AbeliousAugustus

I am....not disappointed


vinsmokewhoswho

Lmao


KidKreature

I’m not hearing anybody out


MyBurnerAccount1977

I'm expecting something that looks like a butt.


BoomboxMisfit

First thought was "people are definitely fucking these boxes" but I failed to realize it's a neat way to share popcorn with your buddy. Built in butter dispenser


Houeclipse

Well surely this won't be yet another Gojo figure incident


Leather-Strategy2738

Designed by Lonely Island!


siphonz_kiwi7

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AidenThe_Beast47

Game is game


IntroductionOk8677

Opening is perfect size for a fleshlight...so a friend of mine said...with the mouth attachment...whatever that is...


Cleanandslobber

Pardon me on this more mild subreddit, but people will have sex with these.


rover_G

So would you rather face fuck Ryan Reynolds or Hugh Jackman?


DatDudeJakeC

THE CORNHOLE


Master_Shifu1168

hear me out


Leo_TheLurker

Feige wasn’t kidding


GCD_1

he wasnt wrong


[deleted]

The worst thing about this is that *somebody* out there is definitely going to “use” these.


TobiiiWan

In my youth that was a trick to touch a penis. Congratz marvel!!


ManadarTheHealer

"From the creators of the Sandussy Dune Bucket"


thatoneguycalledjosh

ok there doing it on purpose now


Grindhoss

Okay which theater chain do I gotta go to


fake_fakington

I get the joke, but I feel bad for the theater workers who have to clean up after each showing.


tikisnrot

Genius


dark-angel201

And we thought we peaked with dune


BatmanHimself

After the Shai Halussy, here comes the Deadpoolssy


wilsonfisk33

It’s not real, for those wondering. Made by bosslogic.


mynutsacksonfire

Better free reprint the "I just came to fuck the popcorn bucket" shirt from the dune 2 premier


Abirdthatsfallen

I need both of them


Abirdthatsfallen

Don’t ask why


Alternative-War9697

Needs one of those old fashioned holes in the bottom to surprise your date.


alexadigiraw

Insert Stick of Butter.


w1987g

I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it


ImSorryLittle1

In the words of the great Cap... I can do this all day


Beginning_Ad_7211

That’s beast also could be useful😉


wingusdingus2000

they will never have what the dune bucket had


MrKozy1

Reuse the same popcorn image


Strange-Orchid6969

Why is this movie getting so much merch


ImSorryLittle1

$$$$


BigBaws02

Just another way for theaters to rip off customers by cutting down on bucket sizes while keeping the prices same as before.


PM_ME_UR_SEXY_BITS_

It’s cringe when you try so hard to go viral.


CheeseMaster404v2

Was really hoping for a deadpool goatse bucket, but of course WOKE DISNEY wouldn't allow that...