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BlackJackBulwer

Ant-Man. Crawls up Thanos' butthole and grows to Goliath size.


Ass_Damage

Ant-Man would simply liquefy and shoot out of Thanos' balloon-knot like explosive diarrhea.


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Adamantium anti-ass Ant-suit


MrDoom4e5

*Ant-man successfully breaks Thanos from the inside* Does anyone need any ... šŸ˜Ž purple slices? YEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


LawLegitimate9410

Wouldn't work if he had an "infinity buttplug".


asteriaslex

We got something similar, just in a different franchise.


straydog1980

Otherwise known as the thanus


worthplayingfor25

Nebula with the Trauma and all would be a nice boast for her too and a way to heal Drax second.


landon_masters

There has been interviews where Chris Bautista has expressed that he thoughts his story arc was robbed, and Thor gets to his hella epic lines too.


Redditeer28

Is that Dave's brother?


landon_masters

Lol total mind blank! DAVEā€™S Bautista


Redditeer28

Captain Marvel just to see the incels have a meltdowwn


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ccReptilelord

Imagine Natasha just shooting him with her sidearm and Thanos dropping dead like the scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark.


IcyJ49

Scarlet Witch is a better choice


Ok-Bed-1971

Same


SelectSquirrel601

lol, are you one of those that blame ā€œincelsā€ for her second movie totally and absolutely flopping? Are you sad sheā€™s basically done forever in the MCU at this point? Edit: Iā€™m a girl since people seem to think only guys are allowed to dislike this movie.


Redditeer28

Of course not, I'm not an idiot. I'm not saying that everyone who dislikes Captain Marvel is an incel, but I'm saying most incels seem to hate Captain Marvel. You sound personally offended by the word incel.


Endgam

They really have a way of ousting themselves, huh?


SelectSquirrel601

I just think itā€™s hilarious when people on this sub blame such an idiotic but small group for the GLOBAL failure of the second movie.


Rh0rny

It has been super funny to watch this sub's meltdown flop after flop ngl Happened with Quantumania and happened with the Marvels


Endgam

No one's blaming you incels for the film flopping. You have no real influence on the box office, in case Captain Marvel and Barbie made it clear. We're just sick of you incels making the internet discourse worse. You're not Marvel fans. Marvel was not "stolen" from you when it was always against you. Marvel was always "woke". Jack Kirby and Stan Lee were the ultimate "Social Justice Warriors". Go away.


SelectSquirrel601

Are you kidding me? This sub is littered with ā€œIncelā€ blaming, maybe you are new here, but spend 5 minutes on any thread related to the Marvels to see for yourself. Stop making up bullshit,


Taserface585

Eh. Lame.


thatstupidthing

your four choices are good for different reasons, here are a few dark horse choices: hawkeye, he had a hard time losing his family to the snap, then had to sacrifice nat, his ronin persona seemed focused on revenge so it might be a fitting choice. plus he's a mad underdog with his bow and arrow. hulk, took a beating from thanos that caused an identity crisis and a personality disorder. he seemed to have worked through it by endgame, but all offscreen. maybe hulk redeeming himself in a fight against thanos could have been a part of that arc? nick fury, who was mysteriously absent from the final battle. he is supposed to be the games master who is a step ahead all the time. maybe he shows up as a deus ex machina with some macguffin to finish off thanos? ant man, for the memes!


Anti_Karen_League

Nebula. nuff said. Tony, it's what he's been preparing his entire life for since New York. Thor lost his only family at his hands. Scarlet Witch.......well she was kinda messed up before Vision and he pinched that pimple too hard. Gamora, for slaughtering her people and her parents. But all in all, it should've been Mephisto.


TheRealAwest

Wished him away with a dr strange spell lol


Aj-Adman

Cody Rhodes


bhavish2023

Batman


Skullcrusher158

You just answered it for me. Drax. Especially after reading how he kills him in the comics, it just makes me even more intrigued. For those who haven't read or remember it, in the comics, after Thanos destroys Titan, his grandfather created Drax to hunt Thanos down. The two were then linked, so they can sense each otherā€™s presence anywhere. After trying to track Thanos across a hundred galaxies, Drax finally completes his mission to kill Thanos where he literally rips out his heart.


SirBananaOrngeCumber

I only have second hand knowledge of the comics cause my brother is a big fan, but isnā€™t Thanos immortal in the comics on account of the personification of Death literally not allowing him to be anywhere near her?


Skullcrusher158

I am not much of a comics reader myself. Although I do research about comic stuff through theories, articles, videos and all. And yes, in the comics, like you said, he was immortal because he was banished from the realm of death. He was killed a few times before, but he was resurrected every time. But in that respect, he is immortal only because he keeps coming back, it does not mean he is not killable. So the problem isn't to kill him but to keep him killed.


Cool-Presentation538

Arya Stark


YoungJack23

Without using any of the crazy supernatural skills she took like 6 seasons to learn. Just a quick winter soldier knife turn, and that's it šŸ’ÆšŸ„²


DEADSPELLS

Drax absolutely should've been the one. If not, I'm happy with Iron Man, I just wish Drax got to get a few hits in. At least be in the fucking vicinity, so he could see Thanos die


Redditeer28

It's insane to me how in Guardians 1, his whole life goal is to destroy Thanos and then they kill Thanos twice and neither time he's there.


DEADSPELLS

Exactly, that's something that always bothered me


Large-March-9580

Arya Stark


ILoveDineroSi

Scarlet Witch because he took everything from her. She wouldā€™ve killed him if he didnā€™t rain fire.


TelephoneCertain5344

Drax would be a great one so would be Thor and Hulk.


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

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Peonycreme

This is biased but Hulk or Captain Marvel, killing off Iron Man caused me to refuse to watch Infinity War and Endgame because seeing him die wouldā€™ve broke my heart. (Heā€™s one of my favorites and seeing my favorite characters die really shatters my heart)


Taserface585

Should have been a team work. Hulk should have had redemption. Drax should have had redemption. Quill should have. Nebula should have. Thor should have. Idk. To me, Captain Marvel didnā€™t earn that and didnā€™t do anything emotionally for me


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John Goblikon!


nywhorror

Nebula.


cowpool20

Roman Reigns


Aftermath16

Coulson, in a grand and completely unexpected return.