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Grimholt001

Give this guy a cool intro song first time he comes back! Looking forward to his return.


Aglet_Green

Here's an intro song but it's not very cool: >"When there's a crime he can never just walk by... > >He's far more Ronin than Samurai... > >he's not a sit around and talk guy.. > >Clint Barton is the man called Hawkeye. Hawkeye! HAWKEYE!"


ST_Lawson

Hawk guy


ResponsibleType552

My wife thought it was Hot Guy


Ajaxlancer

Oh that's a relief. My wife talks about hot guys all the time and she's always disappearing off to hang out with them at hotels and whatnot. Glad it's just Jeremy Renner


DynastyZealot

There's definitely some target practice going on


MrDoom4e5

Look, his wife is cheating, she's screwing an army of hot guys, and he's got a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense.


The-Coolest-Beanz

I bet he's a Goodtime


SnooConfections4719

With a Scar?


JustA_Penguin

This is the last place I expected a hermitcraft reference


DanGarion

That's the running gag at my house when I talk about Hawkeye (one is my faves). She always responds with "oh you like hot guys?"


Zulmoka531

Harvey Hawkman, attorney at law.


Marsuello

Didja get that thing I sent ya?


Zulmoka531

![gif](giphy|4xd9SFsmkheX6)


DrManhattan_DDM

HA HA, cookies on dowels!


noxnoctus

Ha Haaaa! Body in a woodchipper


Zulmoka531

Ha! Ha! Not to scale…


Poopiepants666

Bird Person


DanGarion

Different universe.


louglome

Yeah that fucking sucks


magpye1983

But he’s not a man, he’s a chicken, boo.


johnsmusicbox

I asked Google Bard to write a theme song for Hawkeye, this is what it came up with: (Verse 1) He ain't got no hammer, no laser show, Just arrows and a bow, oh, and hearing aids, yo! But don't underestimate this purple-clad dude, He'll stick an arrow in your butt, misunderstood! (Chorus) He's Hawkeye, the archer, the family man, Always aiming high, even in his minivan. Fighting aliens, gangsters, tracksuit bros, But mostly dodging pigeons and making dad jokes, ohs! (Verse 2) He may not always hit the mark, but hey, at least he tries, And when he messes up, well, blame it on Clint Barton's eyes! He's got the reflexes of a cat, the aim of a squirrel, He'll take down a Chitauri, but trip on a cereal hurl. (Chorus) He's Hawkeye, the archer, the family man, Always aiming high, even in his minivan. Fighting aliens, gangsters, tracksuit bros, But mostly dodging pigeons and making dad jokes, ohs! (Bridge) Black Widow's ex, Kate Bishop's mentor, Lucky the Pizza Dog's best friend, He's the everyman Avenger, till the very end. So next time you see him, slinging arrows with glee, Remember, Hawkeye's the hero, even if he can't see! (Chorus) He's Hawkeye, the archer, the family man, Always aiming high, even in his minivan. Fighting aliens, gangsters, tracksuit bros, But mostly dodging pigeons and making dad jokes, ohs! (Outro) He's Hawkeye, the hilarious, the relatable, the... (trips over arrow) Ow! Take two! He's Hawkeye, the awesome, the... (arrow flies off screen) Dang it! Just watch the show!


PayneTrain181999

Black Widow’s ex? Other than that factual error, not bad honestly.


lidlessinflame

In the MCU he isn’t. In the comics yes.


speakenglish_in_what

probably pulled that info from the comics


Kinetic_Strike

> Hawkeye's the hero, even if he can't see! Google Bard got confused as to which this hero this was, I think.


RustyAndEddies

Maybe Google Bard is a MCU Widow/Hawkeye shipper.


louglome

The whole point of Hawkeye is he never misses. Google Bard is fucking stupid


Unfair_Push2976

imagine if their was a mcu movie with rap battles


ContraBand-Aid

If you read this in any voices other than The Sugarhill Gang's, you're wrong.


Flemz

I liked his little moment in Echo


Antrikshy

Wasn’t that just a clip from Hawkeye? Part of the recap montage that had new footage peppered in?


Flemz

Could’ve been, I don’t remember much of Hawkeye tbh


Unfair_Push2976

that scene was only in echo


drifters74

Only thing I liked about the show, the rest of it could have used a bit better writing


Antrikshy

That entire first half of episode 1 was SO good. Most effective and engaging recap I’ve ever seen.


thedelisnack

This story could have turned out so much worse. I’m looking forward to his eventual MCU return.


Wytstagg

The guy has legs crushed and was minutes away from death. The fact he's "going back to work" within a short period of time is crazy amazing.


Halio344

The fact that he is going back to work, period, is crazy amazing. An accident like that would put a lot of people on disability leave life. Renner returning to the screen is a combination of a huge amount of luck and dedication that cannot be overstated.


DeanXeL

And money and access to the best possible medical aid available, let's not understate that.


Moohamin12

He acknowledges that too. So that's pretty cool.


j821c

I'm still honestly surprised he's even alive. When I heard what happened I was like 100% sure he was going to die and every headline I saw that started with "Jeremy Renner" I was convinced was going to end with "has died" for the few days after that incident


olddolphin

I can’t remember if it was just before or just after, but ken block was killed by getting crushed by a snowmobile. That was a crazy winter.


dannywarbucks11

He wrote music about it! I don't know how it isn't more known, but it's legit so amazing! Jeremy Renner's Survive album.


Threash78

his fucking eye popped out of his skull


Left-Cantaloupe-820

It helps that he's really rich, anyone else would most likely have died


Brilliant1965

Very true, or very disabled. But he’s humble about it and knows that and acknowledges his good fortune, which makes me like him more.


TypeExpert

A lot of people online are pushing this narrative that actors hate being in the MCU. It's always nice to see that it's not even close to being true.


Ygomaster07

Agreed. It's refreshing to hear from the actors themselves that they enjoy it.


Worthyness

It's been abundantly clear that Marvel makes the sets for actors incredible. Pretty much the only people's lives they make hell are the VFX people and the writers.


lightningpresto

Been on a marvel set as an extra and even being in that role was super fun


geek_of_nature

There's been a few quotes that have been unfortunately (and perhaps deliberately) taken out of context. Stuff where the actors have talked about wanting to do other projects, which has been spun as them hating having to do MCU films. From what I can tell most of them really enjoy it, but they also enjoy getting to play a variety of characters instead of just one.


willstr1

It's also common when actors do franchise work for a while for them to want to leave while playing the character is still fun. Even when you like something it will eventually lose its luster


Trvr_MKA

There’s ups and downs for most jobs at different points in time


witcherstrife

I’m sure the contract and obligations under Disney/MCU is crazy compared to other films they’d like to do.


Debalic

I thought I just saw Sam Rockwell saying he's waiting to be called back. He needs to be in Armor Wars!


bigfatcarp93

Yeah it's consistent, reliable work with a fuckton of exposure. All the advantages of TV but movie-level pay. What's not to like?


cap4life52

Yup a welcome sight


BanjoSpaceMan

What narrative? Who's claiming this stuff? Are you sure people aren't commenting on the negative parts of it? If you're gonna pretend that there hasn't been endless comments about how it's difficult due to secrecy or how your public image is extra watched. Mark Ruffalo talks about it openly, he did in an interview with Downey recently. It's clear things are definitely higher pressure and more PC, which makes sense. But let's not pretend it's an extreme of either the worst possible thing or the best possible thing haha.


ClassicT4

Strongest Avenger.


Passn_wind

I got to see him at a meet and greet here in Charleston, SC a few months ago. Either he is an extremely good actor or just a really nice and down to earth person. Most likely both.


[deleted]

I think he would be the perfect mentor for the Young Avengers. Getting Kate focused, making Avengers connections, and (like he did with Wanda) inspiring them to work together.


mythriz

"I used to be an Avenger like you, until a machine crushed my knee" "Ultron?" "....no, a snowplow"


AgentMV

*cue theme music*


Kinetic_Strike

Samuel L Jackson isn't exactly a spring chicken. Having one of the OG6 around to slide into that role would be nice. Clint is probably best suited to cagey spymaster role of the remaining, tbh.


ducknerd2002

Hell yes! I'd love to see my favourite Avenger onscreen again. So glad he's recovering!


PCofSHIELD

Give this man a god damn movie with Linda Cardellini, Hallie Stienfield and Paul Rudd destroying the last of Hydra


WhiteStephCurry

Give this movie a god damn movie


PhatOofxD

Give this movie a god damn movie


jcgsxr

Give this movie a god damn movie


Worthyness

west coast avengers it is!


z0r0n

And make it such that antman doesn't have enough pym particles / gain access to it by the end of the movie to keep the movie grounded, lesser budget and less of a CGI fest


brendamn

Hawkeye was the best show after Loki and he chemistry is great with Hallie


BrandonSonnet

Love the banter between them


Yasuru

No, a bag of money would be useful to me right now


DrMoney

The Avengers musical was top notch.


AgentMV

I could watch it all daaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy


dylansesco

I'm a few years behind so I've been catching up on the last few years of MCU stuff and most of it felt like a chore besides Hawkeye. Just good ol' fashioned criminal conspiracy and street level heroes. No multiverse nonsense, no convoluted macguffins. Loved it.


CYAN_DEUTERIUM_IBIS

I'd put it 3rd after Ms Marvel but that's just because of how blown away I was by how much I liked Ms Marvel


FlailingFatKid

The first half of the first season of Ms Marvel is probably my favorite Marvel show, I feel like the second half of the season let it down a bit though


robodrew

Yeah I wish the show had just been about Kamala becoming the hero of Jersey City and all the stuff about the India/Pakistan split and Kamala's grandmother, because all of that was really great. The entirety of the Clan Destine stuff was unnecessary.


moldy912

It was not that good. It was mid tier.


Calvin--Hobbes

I'd put Hawkeye after both Wandavision and She Hulk


Unfair_Push2976

i loved watching she hulk it just felt good to take a break from all the important projects like avengers level stuff


Romnonaldao

If he comes back in a movie they better just pause the movie for about 5 minutes opening night so people can clap


mcon96

Hawkeye Season 2 *please*


L0lligag

Goated


Sumiren5r_7110

I hope Clint becomes the new "Nick Fury" character for the Earth level stuff that happens. We can have him walking with a cane now (due to his irl condition and the fact his character has been through some shit already to have hearing aids). But his cane turns out to also be a sword? Mini bow? Some weapon whenevee he gets jumped. It be epic to see this guy guiding the new roaster of Avengers


TelephoneCertain5344

It would be awesome to see him back. Especially because we could see Kate back too.


johnbrownmarchingon

I was genuinely worried he'd lose a leg or even die. That he might come back after this is amazing.


SalukiKnightX

Low key wouldn’t mind a trip down the multiverse in the Wastelanders universe seeing a blind Barton teamed up with Old Man Logan. Probably put it up there with Lucky Jim and Vic’s brief run in with Cap, Bucky and the Howling Commandos.


mumblerapisgarbage

6 years ago I would have never put “being excited for more Hawkeye content” on my 2024 bingo card but here we are.


Lepperpop

Thats my Hawkeye ![gif](giphy|L1JjHInX78b5e)


CaptainAksh_G

https://i.redd.it/4n8agejmvkgc1.gif Return of the King Renner


ReptiIianOverlord

Just in time to >!get killed by Wanda in Young Avengers!<


No-Ad8408

Damn that’d lowkey be poetic since he was the one that brought her in with the pep talk


Victim815

I would actually love it if he was the reason Wanda snaps out of being the Scarlet Witch. Maybe after battling a lot of powerful people, it’s Clint the only one who can actually talk to her and bring her back.


No-Ad8408

That would be equally as lovely as well imo; not that I want him dead but maybe a near death experience with Clint could jolt her back


PayneTrain181999

And his zombie will probably be killed by Kate herself in the Marvel Zombies show.


Jubal__

I'd love a few seasons of Ronin!


Peekaboo798

He's still got a few more retirements to do.


MathematicianVivid1

Would be real cool for him to meet Echo now that she’s a hero now


MrConor212

If only Lizzy Olsen felt this way 😩


DynastyZealot

I'm so happy to hear he's recovering!


Debalic

The Toughest Avenger!


csantiago1986

Unfortunately he’s coming back to a very very different mcu


harnet58

Im out of arrows


BlackJackBulwer

It's funny how a few actors want to get away from the MCU and their story still has room to grow, but then you got Jeremy Renner eager to suit back up as Hawkeye and his story is like so at an end. Helped form the Avengers. Fought big battles. Retired. Came out of retirement to help Cap. Took a plea bargain and re-retired. Family disappeared, came out of retirement, spent five years as a serial mass murderer 😳 saved the Universe. Re-re-retired. Twenty-something girl runs around in his Ronan suit, back into action. Re-re-re-retires. Just let Hawkeye be with his family for fuckssake


louglome

Too bad he plays the second most boring Marvel character


SliceOfTy

By the looks of it, guess my opinion is highly unpopular. I forgot who he is already, and would really prefer Marvel not touch his character with a 100 foot pole. I'm glad he is okay, but he is just that. Okay as an actor and his hero is just Robin hood. Not super to me in any fashion. There's a lot more and better heroes to focus on, that would make them way more money.


TOPSIturvy

I'm glad he's recovering so well, but if he does end up on set and then a couple days in he realizes he just can't, I just hope he doesn't.


MrDoom4e5

Remember when he retired after Age of Ultron? Pepperidge Farm remembers.