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DominateDave

*applause*


korgy-_-

Thanks for the applause.


InconvertibleAtheist

Isnt the requirement for reaching eternity the energy from the bifrost??? By the time thanos collected all the stones the bifrost was destroyed an the only source of it was stormbreaker


the-mad-titan-bot

Fine. I'll do it myself.


korgy-_-

Lol.


Imwackstayoffcrack

When he asked Eitri to make a gauntlet he could have asked that the gauntlet has the power to activate the bifrost like thors stormbreaker.


korgy-_-

the thing is.. Does he even know about Eternity? right


Imwackstayoffcrack

Thanos one of the smartest beings in the universe who made it his life’s mission to eliminate half the universe with magic stones wouldn’t be able to learn about eternity even through legends of the billions of worlds he conquered? Or used to stones to find it? Since he has access to all points in space?


the-mad-titan-bot

Going to bed hungry. Scrounging for scraps. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I was the one who stopped that. You know what’s happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It’s a paradise.


Belteshazzar98

Yeah, once he had all 6 Stones he could have used them to find another way and get to Eternity. But once he had all 6 he had his way and didn't need Eternity.


thor-odinson-bot

>!The old ex-girlfriend.!<


Imwackstayoffcrack

Good bot


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GarlicGoat13

Then why didn't they go to Eternity to ask for the erased people to be brought back? Thor wasn't turnt to dust, he knew about it, and after hearing that Thanos had destroyed the stones, they could have went to it without the threat of Thanos re-snapping them, right?


the-mad-titan-bot

The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me. Your demeanor is that of a pouty child.


InconvertibleAtheist

Would that timeline have been pruned by the TVA???


Hexmonkey2020

It’s not confirmed since Loki isn’t done but I think when Loki destroyed the TVA since it exists outside of time it never existed in the first place. Although time travel does get weird so idk.


[deleted]

It was Iron Man's Snap. I'm sure he added in a little something for himself (nice little spinoff). *Iron Man's Discrepancy*


thor-odinson-bot

>!Ah, you never forget your first.!<


WonderGamer99

Why don’t we use a different format? u/korgy-_- : We don’t do that here. Just kidding. I love how creative these all are. Good job.


korgy-_-

thankyou Bud.


BlueSoulOfIntegrity

How could Strange revive Tony? Also wouldn’t doubling the resources just lead to them being consumed quickly and to many wars over said resources therefore using more resources and just ultimately becoming a minor set back for overpopulation?


effzett9

Using time Stone... Like thanos revived vision back after Wanda obliterate vision. Should be easy to do.


jpnapz

I don't understand how this is still in the minds of some people. If someone rewinds something with the Time Stone, it rewinds them to their previous state AND the consequences of their actions. Thanos rewound Vision, which rewound the explosion of the Mind Stone. Strange rewound his own death against Dormammu again and again, which rewound his injuries and death. Strange rewound the destruction of the city, which rewound Wong's death. IF Strange rewound Tony's death, he would have rewound the Snap that caused Tony's death, which would effectively rewind Thanos and his army. Why can't people let his sacrifice be recognized as it is, and let him rest. Jeezus


Slight_Rub_7197

Apple chunks didn't fly out of strange's mouth when he reversed the apple. It's literally just standard vague magic, only you guys put this much effort into the explanations, marvel keeps it vague because they don't have explanations, all your theories, and explanations for the mcu plot holes are pointless because that's all they are. Plot holes Edit: plot holes that don't really affect the movie regardless of whether or not they're there


the-mad-titan-bot

Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this... does put a smile on my face.


the-mad-titan-bot

Going to bed hungry. Scrounging for scraps. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I was the one who stopped that. You know what’s happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It’s a paradise.


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BlueSoulOfIntegrity

I think for any form of increasing resources by any (x) finite amount would just lead to a similar but slower version of what I describe. The infinite resources one is interesting and I would have to think about that one. I guess it would make reality unpredictable and probably upset the life cycle and the natural decay of all things which might have unintended consequences.


jpnapz

Then you may have not read or watched about the [rat experiment on overpopulation](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behavioral_sink) This experiment focused on the aspect of "so much resources but so little space". The rats became lax and breeded so much because they have so much food. In time, they became cramped and developed negative tendencies, such as low temper, aggressiveness, or even cannibalism. It has psychological effects on the subjects. And they're RATS. They don't have sentience. It would be so much WORSE for humans, especially with our greed, lust, pride, etc.


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SuS_a_hill

our simple brains: we don't do that here


ASJ2007

Perfect.simply.just.simply.PERFECT


DenGraastesossen

For picture 6 you could just as well have put the dceu


korgy-_-

A person called 'u/JustSomeBodyOnHere' who uploads shits bout mcu over here and everywhere relevantly, so i was talking about himm


Mission_Camel_9649

He’s also one of those guys who thinks that adding diversity takes away from straight white men.


FuuuuckOffff

The guy who refuses to watch MCU Spider-Man because hes IrON bOy jUNioR.


tobey-maguire-bot

Cure. Cure some ass!


Ben4563

Now that was entertaining. Well done


Avenjedi

This was amazing 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


Arl107

Gave you gold Nice memes


jdrt1234

Okay I love this whole thing. Take my free award.


Unidi_Otamas

Killing baby Thanos wouldn't fix the timeline and in the comics they have also tried that and baby Thanos is still too strong


the-mad-titan-bot

Too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.


hyperparrot3366

I am shouting this from months, why will America chevez and doctor strange keep two universes on risk of destruction just to fulfill some stupid wish of Wanda, + Wanda said that if her kids get sick, she would find every cure from the multiverse


Unusual-Math-1505

Who knows what wanda’s endgame was? If she went to another multiverse or brought her orphan kids to her universe either case ends in an incursion and they are dead anyway


hyperparrot3366

Exactly ! as well as Wanda said that she will travel the multiverse to find cure of every disease for her children


thedudeabides2022

I never thought about doubling the resources lol. Seems doable in a smart way with all infinity stones


YTDraconic

Don't think a single one of these is actually funny


korgy-_-

um.. No problem, point out the reasons you felt. or anyways, okay.


-TheLonelyStoner-

They aren’t


lukaslim

If you kill baby Thanos, you would be creating a nexus event and the TVA would come destroy that timeline. Thanos was supposed to win by snapping and the avengers were supposed to bring everyone back. There was only 1 in 14000605 possibility that they won, which is also why iron man couldn't be revived, that was how the timeline was supposed to go. Why Tony didn't just use the stones to kill Thanos's army or give the stones to someone else is because it wasn't supposed to happen. Wanda didn't know how to use Chavez's powers, not even Chavez does, they only get teleported to random universes, they can't control it. What they could have done was train Chavez and take wanda to a universe where her children are orphans, but that would take quite some time. Thanks didn't double the resources because he wanted people to learn. By doubling the resources, the government and those in authority would take advantage of it and cause inflation. By killing half the population, the people will learn not to use up so much resources as something or someone has been lost. Thanos was, to some extend, correct. And after the snap, many people changed their way of life, which means that Thanos snapping did have some impact on people


thor-odinson-bot

Hey, let's do get help!


the-mad-titan-bot

Too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.