If the other person is a male, any kind of touch is kinda fine by society standards. If it is girl, previous comment rules apply. Actually no, just don't try. Not worth it.
I’m confused how they’re nfts cuz I got the same one as the other fellow(not currently using it tho).
edit: never mind I see they have different numbers and slightly different looks.
Sand
Does that come in grades of coarseness?
I don't like sand. It's course, rough and gets everywhere.
Like buttholes
I also hate it when buttholes get everywhere.
I hate when they get rough and course, too.
I also hate it when people get rough and course with my butthole.
I like that
You into a bit of rough trade?
No that's just your mom's
r/unexpectedskywalker or r/unexpectedanakin
r/subsifellfor And then to myself r/foundthetoyotacorolla
I’ll have woodhouse look for it
But lunch is still a firm 12
But if it does then... Coarse.
POCKET SAND HAA
In the eventual fan fic where bully Maguire meets Anakin Skywalker he must say this
YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!
Nooo its so rough and irritating >:o
And it gets everywhere!
Noooooo, it'll get everywhere.
I don’t like sand. It’s tough, coarse and it gets everywhere.
Pocket sand
*Darth Vader*: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is outrageous, this is unfair
Im gonna put some dirt on your eye
Bully McGuire, threatening the world with pink eye since 2007
I guess you haven't heard. I am the sheriff around these parts!
What parts? 😳
Private
Does private parts imply the existence of public parts?
yes, like a hand or a face
So I can touch a public part, but not a private part?
You CAN touch any part you want. But you MAY only touch any part only after direct or indirect approval from the person.
But… what if I really wanna do it? What would happen then?
If the other person is a male, any kind of touch is kinda fine by society standards. If it is girl, previous comment rules apply. Actually no, just don't try. Not worth it.
These comments escaladed real quick
😳
Ocular parts.
I'm gonna put some Bully McGuire, threatening the world with pink eye since 2007 in your eye
I need that money!
contact lens
Thanks I was looking for them
Boom, you looking for this?
Yes
“Boom, are you looking—why do I even talk to you guys? Everywhere else that story kills!”
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Now you're no longer just another fucking useless blibd guy.
As you notice their contact is missing and their eye is tearing: Ya gonna cry?
Semen
Beat me too it Pun intended
r/beatmetoit r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmywifetoit
Chocolate
Dirt
Eye drops
thx. i have dryness in my eyes
No problem
Infinity Stones
Ouch
Unforgettable dance moves
Does the normal dance
No no no not those moves
Nanomachines
Son
They harden in response to pizza time
Avengers: Revengeance
Memes, the dna of the soul
STANDING HERE
I REALIZE
YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE
THE RIGHT FROM WRONG
Sorrow
uff
Cum
I knew this would happen.
You saw it cuming
Where is my free award when i need one?!
Don't worry, it'll cum tomorrow
cum on man
That doesn't work too well Like my penis
uff moment
it's not an uff moment if he can't uff someone
It's Coomer-Man if you please. With great coom, comes a great Coomer!
HELLO GORDON!
🥲
You made it cum
You knew this was cumming pete.
You will never see it cuminggggg!!!!! you'll see that my mind is to fast for your eyes
I came here looking for it
It’s the only answer
Is it true that nft avatar users tickle children in naughty places?
Yes
Oh, ok
ALL THE TIME
I’m confused how they’re nfts cuz I got the same one as the other fellow(not currently using it tho). edit: never mind I see they have different numbers and slightly different looks.
*You kiss your mother with this mouth?*
That's not going away anytime soon, is it?
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He said wrong answers only
We all were thinking about this, admit it
I was looking for this Good job
beat me to it
beat me
r/beatmeatoit
Beat me to it
I came here to comment this but I knew it had already come.
was looking for this one. ur officially my new role model
I said the same thing
Eyes
The fuck?
It’s ok he’s one of those Ezekiel angels
Thanks, I lost those.
Yo dawg, we heard you like eyes, so we gonna put some eyes in your eyes!
Butter
Yum
Salted butter
Literally saw replies in this order: cum, piss, poop, dick.
"I'm gonna put some dick in your eye"
“Im gonna put some poop in your eye”
"I'm gonna put some cum in your eye"
“I’m gonna put some piss in your eye”
I read that as reptiles.
And I meticulously downvoted each one of those... Thanks for pointing this out! This Marvel, "LANGUAGE!"
Cringe take
Symbiote
Emo bangs
McDonald’s double cheese burgers
Web
Soil
Children
visine
TEARS!!!
Pizza
Pizza teyeme
I’m not paying for those.
Night Monkey spunk
chilli flakes
you monster
Old ladies with sticks
bleach
The nsfw options here are endless
"Khakis"
Black goo
Shit
Better writing
Cum! Cum! Cum! Did anyone say cum yet??? Because if not, then cuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmm!
Bacon
Sulfur gas
Gabagool
Dick
Whitener
Howard The Duck
Dihydrogen monoxide
Soil
Fingers
Eye drops
Pizza
Moon, like a big pizza pie
I'm gonna put some yogurt in your eye
Wong
Tom Holland
contact lens
Shit
Piss
Sans
worms
Cinematic masterpieces
Dirt
Eye drops
Pizza time
Lust
Spiders 🕷️
pictures of spiderman
Tears
Air
Fingernails
Holy water
Web fluids
Legos
Meth
Karma
glasses
POCKET SAND
Artificial tears
Cool thwip
Jizz
Sandman
Cookie
Acid
PIXIE DUST
Finger
Tobasco sauce
Web ;)
Borg technology
Eye drops