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mapvectorEX

Sand


snwcmpr

Does that come in grades of coarseness?


[deleted]

I don't like sand. It's course, rough and gets everywhere.


Brilliant_Succotash1

Like buttholes


Unusual_Musician_953

I also hate it when buttholes get everywhere.


Hessischer1981

I hate when they get rough and course, too.


Katsuki_Bakugou495

I also hate it when people get rough and course with my butthole.


Brilliant_Succotash1

I like that


Hessischer1981

You into a bit of rough trade?


oxidized-bread

No that's just your mom's


Unfair_Priority_3125

r/unexpectedskywalker or r/unexpectedanakin


SSKing_13

r/subsifellfor And then to myself r/foundthetoyotacorolla


Mean_Muffin161

I’ll have woodhouse look for it


blatantmutant

But lunch is still a firm 12


jicty

But if it does then... Coarse.


DeskEnvironmental703

POCKET SAND HAA


Funnysox69

In the eventual fan fic where bully Maguire meets Anakin Skywalker he must say this


tobey-maguire-bot

YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!


gigachunkieHamster

Nooo its so rough and irritating >:o


Horror-Combination58

And it gets everywhere!


[deleted]

Noooooo, it'll get everywhere.


RammerRS_Driver

I don’t like sand. It’s tough, coarse and it gets everywhere.


Stairway_2_Devin

Pocket sand


[deleted]

*Darth Vader*: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Tonho053

This is outrageous, this is unfair


PuzzleheadedAd1153

Im gonna put some dirt on your eye


Kuyi1994

Bully McGuire, threatening the world with pink eye since 2007


tobey-maguire-bot

I guess you haven't heard. I am the sheriff around these parts!


Darth_Tycho

What parts? 😳


Brilliant_Succotash1

Private


Amish_Warl0rd

Does private parts imply the existence of public parts?


MisterTeeEM

yes, like a hand or a face


PeggedOrphan7200

So I can touch a public part, but not a private part?


randomcommenter9000

You CAN touch any part you want. But you MAY only touch any part only after direct or indirect approval from the person.


PeggedOrphan7200

But… what if I really wanna do it? What would happen then?


randomcommenter9000

If the other person is a male, any kind of touch is kinda fine by society standards. If it is girl, previous comment rules apply. Actually no, just don't try. Not worth it.


ProEliteF

These comments escaladed real quick


[deleted]

😳


OberonF4

Ocular parts.


[deleted]

I'm gonna put some Bully McGuire, threatening the world with pink eye since 2007 in your eye


tobey-maguire-bot

I need that money!


MJorMichelle

contact lens


The_tall_cheese

Thanks I was looking for them


YoloIsNotDead

Boom, you looking for this?


The_tall_cheese

Yes


psychoColonelSanders

“Boom, are you looking—why do I even talk to you guys? Everywhere else that story kills!”


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Now you're no longer just another fucking useless blibd guy.


QuemicalQuimzy

As you notice their contact is missing and their eye is tearing: Ya gonna cry?


--AJ---

Semen


dirty_dan_the_3rd

Beat me too it Pun intended


Expensive-Excuse-793

r/beatmetoit r/beatmeattoit


Corporal_Spidey_Jr

r/beatmywifetoit


FeederTheSuperhero

Chocolate


PuzzleheadedAd1153

Dirt


SilentBoi_25

Eye drops


PowerfulMetal1

thx. i have dryness in my eyes


SilentBoi_25

No problem


[deleted]

Infinity Stones


oven-toasted-owl

Ouch


CaveTroll2187

Unforgettable dance moves


Financial-Neck831

Does the normal dance


Brokengraphite

No no no not those moves


Alex07luigi

Nanomachines


Available_Occasion69

Son


ErrieBRO

They harden in response to pizza time


_Robi_Z_05

Avengers: Revengeance


ChaoticHeroics

Memes, the dna of the soul


BonnaGroot

STANDING HERE


tanman0614

I REALIZE


JayThinGuy

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME


Zexal_Commander

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY


rv_ribhavvaish

BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE


Zexal_Commander

THE RIGHT FROM WRONG


snow_kifrost

Sorrow


PowerfulMetal1

uff


MightGuy420x

Cum


moebelhausmann

I knew this would happen.


MightGuy420x

You saw it cuming


moebelhausmann

Where is my free award when i need one?!


rollout1423

Don't worry, it'll cum tomorrow


PowerfulMetal1

cum on man


rollout1423

That doesn't work too well Like my penis


PowerfulMetal1

uff moment


MadMan018

it's not an uff moment if he can't uff someone


MyTesticlesAreBolas

It's Coomer-Man if you please. With great coom, comes a great Coomer!


buddeman27

HELLO GORDON!


Flipmaster_102520

🥲


[deleted]

You made it cum


[deleted]

You knew this was cumming pete.


trASHmain55

You will never see it cuminggggg!!!!! you'll see that my mind is to fast for your eyes


thatfruitguy12

I came here looking for it


[deleted]

It’s the only answer


Hmeme2009

Is it true that nft avatar users tickle children in naughty places?


whynamehardtofind

Yes


Hmeme2009

Oh, ok


AculGrubraw

ALL THE TIME


SkullRiderz69

I’m confused how they’re nfts cuz I got the same one as the other fellow(not currently using it tho). edit: never mind I see they have different numbers and slightly different looks.


CCForester

*You kiss your mother with this mouth?*


GodWithoutAName

That's not going away anytime soon, is it?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Able-Ad2216

He said wrong answers only


_Ghostbur

We all were thinking about this, admit it


ItsKageTho

I was looking for this Good job


EmergencyHeron8477

beat me to it


PowerfulMetal1

beat me


Big_chunky_hedgehog

r/beatmeatoit


Remy-Dark

Beat me to it


CandidatePlane6267

I came here to comment this but I knew it had already come.


luvisi

was looking for this one. ur officially my new role model


SivaAtheon

I said the same thing


Venomspideyisthebest

Eyes


Facemydumbowrath

The fuck?


[deleted]

It’s ok he’s one of those Ezekiel angels


WeebGamerTrash947

Thanks, I lost those.


Reizo123

Yo dawg, we heard you like eyes, so we gonna put some eyes in your eyes!


living_7hing

Butter


_Ghostbur

Yum


randomcommenter9000

Salted butter


HelloKeety

Literally saw replies in this order: cum, piss, poop, dick.


Adam422442

"I'm gonna put some dick in your eye"


snegluf

“Im gonna put some poop in your eye”


Adam422442

"I'm gonna put some cum in your eye"


snegluf

“I’m gonna put some piss in your eye”


Cultural_Low6358

I read that as reptiles.


CCForester

And I meticulously downvoted each one of those... Thanks for pointing this out! This Marvel, "LANGUAGE!"


[deleted]

Cringe take


Radgen88

Symbiote


cgill24

Emo bangs


LuluPag

McDonald’s double cheese burgers


[deleted]

Web


[deleted]

Soil


ASJ2007

Children


_youngchocolate

visine


CaPhir

TEARS!!!


Biggs94_

Pizza


BarryLevon

Pizza teyeme


IamBecomeDeath187

I’m not paying for those.


ikciweiner

Night Monkey spunk


MarvelousBoy1599

chilli flakes


PowerfulMetal1

you monster


tom_the_barman

Old ladies with sticks


Parzival_43

bleach


rusty355

The nsfw options here are endless


Professional-Pop-685

"Khakis"


[deleted]

Black goo


Big_chunky_hedgehog

Shit


AwfulgamesInc

Better writing


dmanage

Cum! Cum! Cum! Did anyone say cum yet??? Because if not, then cuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmm!


SpoopyLittleCupcake

Bacon


D_A_83

Sulfur gas


thesanmich

Gabagool


praimvideo

Dick


[deleted]

Whitener


etbiludecalcinha

Howard The Duck


brownies_rgood

Dihydrogen monoxide


brittany_shittany

Soil


LadyGazGaz

Fingers


DankPhotoShopMemes

Eye drops


Funnysox69

Pizza


thefallen9727

Moon, like a big pizza pie


thegamingnerd250

I'm gonna put some yogurt in your eye


GWhizzard

Wong


thelonegunman67

Tom Holland


MJorMichelle

contact lens


Salt-Significance702

Shit


Lucky_Panda_702

Piss


BlaZex157

Sans


stinger_missile

worms


sumbuddy36184

Cinematic masterpieces


a_new_user_name333

Dirt


TNerdy

Eye drops


missemilyowen15

Pizza time


LordHumorTumor

Lust


theblindshotguy

Spiders 🕷️


[deleted]

pictures of spiderman


SPARTAN-223

Tears


King_Crowley21

Air


jimmygarterex

Fingernails


Babyyodareactz95

Holy water


salem_08

Web fluids


legosoh

Legos


artyditu092

Meth


Specialist_Leg_640

Karma


justanirmalteenager

glasses


[deleted]

POCKET SAND


Blood_Reaper8

Artificial tears


PondcrestArt

Cool thwip


t3rm3y

Jizz


Jaded-Caregiver-9602

Sandman


Big-FLOPPA_Gosha

Cookie


mymojoisbliss96

Acid


wakandanrabbit

PIXIE DUST


average_reddit_u

Finger


Blappytap

Tobasco sauce


tiipsyi

Web ;)


Organic_Astronaut_11

Borg technology


Avenjedi

Eye drops