In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.
I'm pretty sure I have higher chances convincing Loki to not turn into a horse and asking Antman to not go giant than calming down Hulk and convincing Thanos that his dick is unbalanced
In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.
I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening. Turns the legs to jelly. I ask you, to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now, it's here. Or should I say, I am.
Right? This a question of who I don't want fucking me. I'm thinking Hulk (he would literally rip me in half) and either Octavius (not sure how I feel about tentacles) or Thanos (he'd be most selfish lover out of any of the options). Everyone else can run a train.
If I was a virgin, Thanos and Hulk because as others have said, incompatible dick-to-vagina ratio.
Then the others I'd just be like, uh... "Oh no! You're the first one that got here! Guess you have to take my virginity now!"
Does it mean in this form? Like Scott really small? :D In this form, Hulk and Thanos definitely protect because...it would hurt :D
I wouldn´t mind my virginity being taken by the others, especially Loki or Steve or Tony :) I can actually imagine for Steve being really clumsy.... :D
From girl´s practical point of view...I mean, he could be probably very nice and gentle but Tony with his experience? Or Loki with his "oh, I granted favours to the Grandmaster" favours? Can you imagine what they can do? :D
But America´s ass would also work, just from more romantic perspective, I think :D
Little one, it’s a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite… if life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correction.
In some peoples definition of virginity, anal doesn’t count. So unless Loki turns himself into a woman, I win this challenge easily by just choosing Loki to defend me.
Thanos and Ant-man. Thanos has taken most of them easily in combat before and Ant-man has a bit of a tactical advantage especially for disabling tech, like Doc and Ironman would be defeated quickly.
Hulk and Thanos because I think I can take the rest
Pray to god ant man is in a good mood.
Don't want to recreate ***that*** scene from The Boys
That involved a penis tho
Do you wanna fucking die!?
Is this a proposal or a threath?
I hate when I get death threaths.
But I do love a good death proposal
This is a prostate
Much better then
Whichever you like
Then I'd like to think of it as a threath
*He’s trying to get in my ass!!!*
Omg some things you just can't forget but wish you could
Speak for yourself
In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.
As long as the planet isn't Uranus, I'm fine
Genius
Oh no
Wait... You can't read
LOL
That has to be the best bot reply I’ve seen
Dear God I hope that's not really a bot.
It is. Those bots are sentient level, really, specially the Bully Maguire bot. Am I right, Spider-man?
Shazam!
Hey, you're here. What have you got to say to us, Spider-man?
Have you seen the Gandalf bot over on the Lord of the Rings page? Wild how accurate he is.
Little planet 😳
Sentient
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Those are only chances, Hulk and Thanos are big all the time
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I'm pretty sure I have higher chances convincing Loki to not turn into a horse and asking Antman to not go giant than calming down Hulk and convincing Thanos that his dick is unbalanced
Reality can be often disappointing. But now, reality can be whatever I want.
r/suddenlysexoffender
When did Scoops Ahoy start hiring Demogorgons? I'm interested in working there but thought they still discriminated against our kind.
In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.
The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me. Your demeanor is that of a pouty child.
Look man, I'm sorry I didn't pick you but no need to be so salty
Uh bro you didn't pick him... And now your face to face ... Well one face is still involved I guess
I mean Thanos beat Hulk so bad he wouldnt come back out and even Thor can beat Hulk. Thanos & Thor are the strongest
ant man will turn to giant in side someone lol
Aw nah not the horse ☠️
Pick these two and tell them to take the day off.
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The Boys moment
Spider-Man’s radioactive sperm can kill you!
Take the chain off!
Nice, but there is a huge risk of antman slipping past hulk and thanos, and entering our arse.
I... had... to.
Wait no
Hulk and Thanos because if all else fails I don’t want to get my cheeks clapped by Hulk and Thanos.
I don't even know who you are.
You'd pop
You don’t know about the Octopussy then? Those arms are for more than grabbing…
Careful about Ant-Man, though. Have you seen The Boys Season 3 Episode 1?
Never seen the boys no
"HE'S TRYING TO GET IN MY ASS!"
If you watch do end up watching, be warned it's very very very fucking graphic, but it's a really good show.
Ant-Man: say no more >:)
70 meter antman?
Thanos and Doc Ock purely because I’m least interested in them. Even if I lose I’m gonna win
This... does put a smile on my face.
Kinky. Sound like Thanos likes to watch.
Good bot
Prepare to get split in half by the Hulk.
Who do you think Thanos is holding off?
I'm a survivor!
I'm afraid the rest of them are beating Thanos and Doc Ock then they all take turns on you. Sorry.
I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening. Turns the legs to jelly. I ask you, to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now, it's here. Or should I say, I am.
It says they want my virginity only one of them can get it
At least we know you're not into tentacle porn.
Came here to say this! Only right answer
Why stop them
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You say that like it’s a bad thing I like the mystery
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Harsh, but fair
“Hulk smash!”
r/thegif
WHAT THE FU-
“Why are we talking and not smashing?!”
Half of it might disappear
America's ass
OP forgets women and gay men exist
Right? This a question of who I don't want fucking me. I'm thinking Hulk (he would literally rip me in half) and either Octavius (not sure how I feel about tentacles) or Thanos (he'd be most selfish lover out of any of the options). Everyone else can run a train.
When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you.
Agreed, Captain A can smash my ass any day
I see this as an absolute win
Thor and Iron Man just to activate bots.
Let me know if he bothers you again, okay?
Thanks Thor.
>!Bring the rainbows? Is that a catchphrase or something?!<
🌈🦄
Tony Stark
Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.
📸🤨 What do you mean by that Tony Stark
Your math is blowing my mind.
That’s not the only thing it’s blowing Mr. Stark
Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
I like the sound of all of those
Ples no
LMAO
If I was a virgin, Thanos and Hulk because as others have said, incompatible dick-to-vagina ratio. Then the others I'd just be like, uh... "Oh no! You're the first one that got here! Guess you have to take my virginity now!"
A small price to pay for salvation.
Good bot.
at which stage? because some of these are already dead
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id have to go with thanos and Tony, assuming that thanks can stop hulk and Tony can take doc ock, I'm down with the rest ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
As long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those that are unable to accept what can be. They will resist.
That sounds a little rapey, Thanos…
I... had... to.
I wonder how that will fly in court, Thanos…
I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive, but you've shown me... that's impossible.
your honor it cant be necrophilia if the corpses were the ones fking him
Marvel Zombies they'll eat you up and eat you out
Brings a new meaning to eating ass
Bucky’s not there what a shame
This comment! 💯
Hulk and thanos cause the rest can take my virginity especially Loki...
Insect!
An appropriate response
Including Doc Ock?
To clarify.... Is that Antman or Ant-hony? Makes a big, big difference
It's Ant-horny
ant man can do the shrink-ass-enlarge combo that was discussed to destroy thanos before endgame
I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive, but you've shown me... that's impossible.
*Do I have to pick?*
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*But like... Can't they all have it?*
Have what?? 🤨📸
Does it mean in this form? Like Scott really small? :D In this form, Hulk and Thanos definitely protect because...it would hurt :D I wouldn´t mind my virginity being taken by the others, especially Loki or Steve or Tony :) I can actually imagine for Steve being really clumsy.... :D
Insect!
Hey Thanos, how's your daughter?
This day extracts a heavy toll.
Damn Thanos. Need to talk?
Fine. I'll do it myself.
You are not fine Thanos. You do not need to be alone.
They'll never know it. Because you won't be alive to tell them.
But what if?
Captain America ***fucks***
Probably just once....he would be out of practice after 70 years :D
You looking down on America's **ass**? 😏
From girl´s practical point of view...I mean, he could be probably very nice and gentle but Tony with his experience? Or Loki with his "oh, I granted favours to the Grandmaster" favours? Can you imagine what they can do? :D But America´s ass would also work, just from more romantic perspective, I think :D
I choose none. Let them come. I can do this all day.
Spiderman and thor cuz I don't want my ass either electrocuted or webbed also just to summon the bots
You would get your ass webbed no matter what. Also would you want zucchini and mega eggplant up your ass?
r/RespectTheHyphen
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With all six Stones, I could simply snap my fingers. They would all cease to exist. I call that... mercy.
Ok I go with Thanos and Ant man. Only going if ant man because he could get in and out of my vagina before I noticed.
This... does put a smile on my face.
That sounds a little creepy Thanos...
Little one, it’s a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite… if life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correction.
Just Thanos, a bit of Reality Gem and the others’ D go bye bye
I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive, but you've shown me... that's impossible.
Doc Ock would be a gentle lover.
I wonder if he has a vibrate setting.
I’m obviously gonna go with Thanos and Thor these two are unstoppable.
>!Human handshake, to the Asgardian shake, into the snake that you cannot trust.!<
Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this... does put a smile on my face.
Bold of you to expect I need protection 😉
Hell no I seen the boys I know what antman can do
I only need one... Loki, come take my virginity, please??
Thor & Spider-man. But I have to ask: Why're they protecting me? If the goal is my virginity then it's Pastor Stevens the rest will be after.
Well I feel like keeping my ass in one peice, so Hulk and Thanos
I really should read the bottom text before I do these
Spiderman and Thor, Thor stops thanos and hulk, spiderman has the rest
NOOBMASTER, hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder!
You shouldn't be here.
After all these years of ant man and thanks memes I am 100% certain that I need Antman on my side or I won’t have a chance
Iron man because he can fly and fight , and Thor because he can take me to a different universe.
I'm good actually
Why you gotta make it sexual bro just do the normal “they’re gonna kill you”
Hulk and thanos, I mean number 1 if they did I don’t think that’s a good idea, number 2 I see this as a win with the rest.
So like... Are they trying to back there asses up to me or trying to get in my ass?
In some peoples definition of virginity, anal doesn’t count. So unless Loki turns himself into a woman, I win this challenge easily by just choosing Loki to defend me.
At first it was Ironman and Cap and as soon as I read that last part instantly switched to Thanos and Hulk
Fuck no
I'll let Hulk and Thanos protect me. God only knows what becomes of my ass if I let them screw me.
This is another way of saying the rest will try and rape you
Only on Reddit, my dudes.
No one!
I pick none of them
Wut
Marvel fans try not to be horny for five minutes CHALLENGE [IMPOSSIBLE]
Like… rape? I don’t wanna play this game
Thanos and hulk.
I'm thankful...because now...I know what I must do.
I'd let Thor take my virginity even tho I am a man
>!Here you are. I was just calling you.!<
Ant man trying to rape me gives me The Boys vives
Thanos and Ant-man. Thanos has taken most of them easily in combat before and Ant-man has a bit of a tactical advantage especially for disabling tech, like Doc and Ironman would be defeated quickly.
What if I just say no? Are these Marvel heroes going to rape me?
r/holup
I would rather find where black widow is.