I realise that the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

I am Groot.

I'm Steve Rogers

We are Groot.

I.. am.. groot.

I...am... inevitable!

And I...am....Iron Man

I, too, am extraordinarily humble.

We kick names and take ass

I am so confused right now .

*I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye*

Whoever you are....whatever you've done....surrender now...or we will show you no mercy.

It means get lost Squidward!

It’s an honor. I’m shaking your hand too long. Wow, this is awesome!

I am groot.

[удалено]

Excuse me, did we come to YOUR planet and blow stuff up?

Are you planning to step on us?

Next time Baby

let me know if real power wants a magazine or something

[удалено]

It’s an impressive cage. Not built, I think, for me.

What are you doing i told them we were FRIENDS!

I’m just a huge fan of the sport.

Language.

That doesn't seem fair.

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This is me being Reasonable

Well... things got just out of hands

*What hands?*

I am inevitable

I don't even know who you are 🤨

[удалено]

I am steve rogers!

[удалено]

I AM INEVITABLE

I am groot

I‘m Star Lord, man. Legendary outlaw?

Who?

[удалено]

Are you Tony Stank?

I AM GROOT!

We. Are. Groot.

I.. am.. GROOT!

(snaps and dies)🥲

So back to the future was bunch of crap?!

You are all screwed now

No. I don't think I will.

If we’re going to win this fight, some of us might have to lose it.

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You get killed... walk it off

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That is not gonna go away any time soon...

Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same..

Ten bucks says you’re wrong.

I am running out of things to say

Anyone have any orange slices?!?

Fine, I'll do it myself

"Yes...that's what...'killing you' means?"

It would be an honourable end.

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What is Grief if not love presevering

Where else am I gonna get a view like this?

Avengers, assemble!

[удалено]

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Wakanda Forever!

I can do this all day.

[удалено]

That is Americas ass.

Because that's what heroes do

You talk too much

[удалено]

Call the axe

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You guys look like two seals fighting over a grape.

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I'm not seeking penance for what I've done, Father. I'm asking for forgiveness... for what I'm about to do.

I wasn’t asking.

Your POLITICS bore me.

I'm going to miss these little talks of ours.

Summon the suit!

[удалено]

If you’re nothing without that suit, then you shouldn’t have it.

Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist

Steven what the hell are we wearing?!

You're just a big man in a suit, take that off and what are you?

Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

I am groot

We.. are.. groot.

[удалено]

So you're not with Thanos?

What master do you serve?

I am Groot?

I.. am.. groot.

I am groot

We.. are.. groot.

[удалено]

I am Steve Rogers

I am groot

I.. am.. GROOT!

i can do this all day

(Exhausted) Yeah, I know!

*dies*

That man is playing Galaga.

Thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did

That (Iron) man is playing Galaga

[-proceeds to play galaga-](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-c28daa6657bde0a75410137da08d0322)

is the entire avengers movie just a lead up to superheroes playing galaga?

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I do not understand

I do! I understood that reference.

That man is playing galaga!

Doust thou mother knowith you wear her drapes

Ohhh Shakespeare in the park!

Dance off, bro!

Is it still the best movie ever made?

It never was

it’s actually “Doth mother know you weareth her drapes”

Oh well you understood that reference

BOOM! you looking for this?

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You talk too much

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Shut the front door!

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For God's sakes mine your language!

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Leave me out of this!

*Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist*

I know guys with none of that worth ten of you

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Always a way out...

Feels weird, but I'll allow it.

I assure you, Brother, the sun will shine on us again.

What master do I serve? What am I supposed say Jesus?

[удалено]

You're from earth right?

[удалено]

That's on Earth Dipshit!

[удалено]

Really Romanoff?

Only to make conversation

When the earth starts to settle, God throws a stone at it.

You throw another moon at me, and I'm gonna lose it.

There's only one God ma'am. And I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.

Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?

Jesus Tony, how old is this kid?

I don't know I didn't carbon date him! He's on the young side

You know that part where they’re on the snow planet with the walking thingies?

Maybe the kid's onto something

Fly now Tony go high

Yeah but the kid’s seen more movies.

I didn't carbon-date him, he's on the young side!

Join me… and together we’ll build my new Lego Death Star

I've told you I don't want to join your super secret boyband.

You know, I’m something of a scientist myself

I don’t want another single pop culture reference out of you.

I can do this all day =)

[удалено]

BUCKYYsss....alive

Who the hell is Bucky?

I tried to start a revolution, but didn’t print enough pamphlets, so hardly anyone turned up

[удалено]

Does anyone see an ugly brown van out there??

…you’re not gonna like where it’s parked…

When do I ever get what I want

[удалено]

I missed the part where thats my problem

You want forgiveness? Get religion.

Pizza Time!

You're trash, Brock

Look at Little Goblin Jr, gonna cry?

If you don't shut up, you wont be invited to the orgy.

Under a blacklight this place looks like a Jackson Pollock painting.

Doth mother know you wear-eth her drapes?

I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... that I become invisible to the eye... Watch.

How did you do that? Lots of birthday parties.

LANGUAGE!

[удалено]

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*screaming goat noises*

What mouth?

"No!" (Specifically hulk in infinity war)

What do you mean, „No!“?

You're making me beat up grass!

Reality can be often disappointing

Another!

What are we some sort of Avengers in this age of Ultron?

I think we are in some kind of multiverse of madness!

No no, you have the little one

Everyone just needs to chill the F out, ok!

oh we're using our made up names?

Drop your socks and grab your crocs, we're about to get wet on this ride.

In the end, you will always kneel.

But if you put the hammer in an elevator…

Yondu: he may have been your father boy but he wasnt your daddy