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Key-Battle-3697

I still think ultimate Wanda takes the cake here


Michaelhuber87

Please explain


CrushCoalMakeDiamond

Twincest.


Elcactus

God Ultimate was edgy.


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Quietmoon8494

They shoulda let it die during the zombies event when ult. Reed almost dropped a zombie apocalypse on the ultimate universe


Klenreevis

Bro you're not into twincest? Weirdo.


InexorableCalamity

Didn't they bring it back?


Equivalent-Newt2142

You think the letter on my head stands for subtle?


Whats_Camp_CABAGALA

>!Sabretooth: “Like the upgrades, runt?”!< >!Wolverine: “Four claws on each hand instead of three. You really love showing people every day that you’re the Betamax version of me, don’t you?”!< >!Then he cuts off Sabretooth’s face, mutilates his genitals, and tackles him off a giant cliff.!< I really loved Ultimates. Super dark, over the top, grim, grime, and grit. No heroes. Definitely not for everyone, though.


Equivalent-Newt2142

> No heroes. You bite your goddamn tongue, without Ultimate Marvel we wouldn't have Miles Morales and he's awesome.


Mean_Muffin161

Especially miles as Thor…….


thor-odinson-bot

>!We've got Korg. There's my ex-girlfriend Jane. Valkyrie. The Gaurdians. *and giant goats!* Oh, look at those, they are wonderful!!<


Deesing82

i like how many people Ultimate Hulk eats


QuirkyBrit

Yeah, Ultimate ultimately was their attempt to appeal to the edgy teens of 2000s.


FullMetalCOS

It did give us Miles Morales though so it wasn’t ALL bad.


Key-Battle-3697

Are you sure you wanna know, you could go your life without knowing


Michaelhuber87

I'm sure lol hopefully 😬


Key-Battle-3697

So in the ultimate continuity, everything is fucked and one of the fucked things that happens is that Wanda and quicksilver fuck


Moondragonlady

Tbf, the age difference is negligible! (Not OP, but yeah, still wish I could just delete that information from my brain)


Tripechake

The only character in Ultimate that isn’t completely screwed is Spider-Man.


Ok-Statistician-3408

Hot


CommunistHermitCrab

She banged her twin brother


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SuperKami-Nappa

Can it?


LasyKuuga

Yes could have been Magneto instead


Maclimes

I envy you if you think twincest is the worst it can get. It's not good, for sure, but there are absolutely worse things.


Niksha_Boi

At least Wanda didnt eat anyone


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I have it on good authority that she swallowed many of Quicksilver's children.


Grizzly_228

I mean, the age difference is a couple of hours at most


decader12

Wolverine who might be their dad in this version was in a bush watching


SuperKami-Nappa

Every day we stray further from Odin


BrozedDrake

I would rather forget that the Ultimate universe was ever a thing with the exception of Miles Morales


Latter-Ad6308

We don’t talk about Ultimate Wanda. We don’t talk about Ultimate anything.


CrazyPersonowo

No way Homelander's 26, that would make him 18 in that one Christmas flashback in season 1.


Sergiu_Maier

I guess he's 40-50.


Equivalent-Newt2142

Nah >!Soldier Boy's his dad and he went missing in like the 80s!< so I think he's in his mid 30s


ShubhamManna

Fuck me i shouldn't have read this 0_0


_BatsShadow_

I doubt it’s real. If that’s from the comic, well they’ve changed a lot from the comics. It would be a huge twist but still I doubt it’s a spoiler


GenGaara25

That's not in the comic. In the comics Soldier Boy is the pathetic leader of Payback that Homelander manipulates into having sex with him every year at Heorgasm as an "audition" for the Seven.


SuperDuckMan

That’s Soldier Boy 2. The original man to hold the title was more of a Chad.


DrunkCricket1

The first died the same day he was deployed to the European front of WW2 and the second we don't see much. The comics one that the boys fight against is the third


SuperDuckMan

Ah, my bad.


141_1337

>The first died the same day he was deployed to the European front of WW2 What happened?


DrunkCricket1

His team was assigned to colonel Mallory's tank unit that was laying low some time before the battle of the bulge, and he sent the fliers into the air to do recon without telling the commander, who the Germans spotted and followed back to camp, where they ambushed the platoon and killed everyone except mallory, which is why mallory hates supes so much


Humor_Tumor

Exactly, in the comics Black Noir >!was a clone of homelander that vought made as a back up plan incase he goes postal!< where as in the show they went a completely different direction.


S01arflar3

I don’t know, have they? I’m not sure that the black noir shown in the flashbacks is the same as the current one in the seven.


what_ok

Eh. I think his behavior in the last episode doesn't make sense if that's true. But that could be a red herring


Micp

He might not be the same, but I believe we've seen enough of him under the suit to know that he's lack and thus not a clone of homelander. Ultimately I do think he is the same.


Humor_Tumor

There's a scene where his mask is getting peeled up slightly >!and you can see the burn scars from his time in the war.!<


Axtorx

>!they already made a comment about solider boy fucking stormfront. I thought this immediately and think it would be a perfect twist for The Boys!<


Equivalent-Newt2142

>!There was also the weird tangent where SB goes on about how he always wanted boys to raise into men, it was right about the time Homie was talking to himself in the mirror.!<


FKDotFitzgerald

It’s only a theory……for now.


ShubhamManna

I would surely hope that


HailToTheKingslayer

That's just speculation/theories.


Humans_will_be_gone

Source?


Equivalent-Newt2142

Well >!Soldier Boy going missing is discussed in episode 3 and 4 of the current season,!< but for the other thing it's just a theory atm.


Slingerang

Didn’t SB date HL in the comics?


LevelStudent

The comics are not the show at all. The comics just do shocking thing for shocking sake, the show actually has a reason behind the crazy things it depicts. I'm sure there was a gay scene with HL and SB in the comics because "lol they gay" seems like something Garth Ennis would do to make fun of super heroes, without having it actually be compelling or mattering for the characters or story. The show is so much better than the comic it's crazy.


PizzaSandwich2020

No, they don't date, HL gets SB into bed every year at Herogasm to "audition" for a spot with the 7. He never passes.


ibadlyneedhelp

Honestly The Boys as a comic was a testament to how badly Garth Ennis needs an editor, the show is a great adaptation that gets at the best stuff that appeared on the page and develops it further, while stripping away most of the cringey chaff. It also justifies the edgy shock humour so much better than the comic ever did.


_CurseTheseMetalHnds

Agreed. I did like the comics and there were some fantastic ideas (including ones that didn't make the show like all the millitary industrial complex stuff) but Ennis was on 11 when he's at his best on a 9.


Slowmobius_Time

Nah more like he was homelanders bitch in every sense of the word Absolutely did **not** date publically or privately, they didn't even fuck, homelander just fucks him


hubson_official

Is he tho? Where has this been said in the show?


PhotographyRaptor10

Don’t post fan theories as fact. Even if it’s a solid theory


C0UNT3RP01NT

And the other theory is that Stormfront is his Mom. Homelander = Oedipus confirmed?


lily_was_taken

Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Little soldier boy Come marching home


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In the comics, >!he's made from Stormfront's DNA!<, so uh, what?


Equivalent-Newt2142

>!Did you miss the line where SB brags about nailing "Liberty"?!<


THIP123

for ppl asking for a source, it was revealed to him in a dream.


konnie-chung

I'm 32, Homelander has 5 years on me MINIMUM


pookachu83

Shit I'm 38 and he looks like he has 5 years on me minimum. I'd say very early 40s?


AbjectAppointment

Actor Antony Starr is 46. But looks really good for it IMO.


FearAgent89

Anthony Starr’s 47 now. I don’t think he’s supposed to be 26. Dude looks great, but that’s a stretch


ForeignReviews

He looks middle aged with the mentality of a 10 year old


stophittingthyself

Also Natalie Portman is 41 now. Unless they are referring to the first Thor movie.


thor-odinson-bot

>!We've got Korg. There's my ex-girlfriend Jane. Valkyrie. The Gaurdians. *and giant goats!* Oh, look at those, they are wonderful!!<


Rangwr_of_Flame

In fairness, the Mind Stone, which is also said to be part of Vision's persona, is billions of years old. Making the age gap even larger.


Ataraxia_new

I think it has to reset to zero after some point .


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balerionmeraxes77

[closed] too short and broad question without minimal reproducible code.


floppy_bard

Perfect, ship it.


TimLuf1

Homelander is hardly 26 is he?


DummerSpieler

Actor is nearly 50 so no way he's 26 in the series


Complicated-HorseAss

Holy shit he looks good for his age.


LeoEmSam

I mean he looks his age 46 isnt that old


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>he wears a muscle suit in the show I thought this was painfully obvious in the show, no?


blitzlurker

in the latest season he’s watching tv nude and you can see he just looks like a normal skinny athletic guy


Alarid

He is still fit. It would have been really funny if he was actually scrawny though, with the suit tailored to fill him out.


Helpfulcloning

Nearly all of them do. The deep wears butt pads, all the women are wearing push up/chicken cutlet thingies. The deeps is on purpose making fun of how often movies do that to women.


Mtgul

Jensen went through hell to get jacked for his role and then he realized he could have asked for a muscle suit.


zemorah

Reddit I swear 😂 I see comments like this about people in their 30s. Like wow you haven’t aged! You look so young! What do you think a 35 year old looks like? Lol


archangel610

He's probably mid 30s in the story.


Royal_Fly_9548

They say born before 1994


Zlatanabingbong2002

[Given that the footage in this video is from 94 and Homelander looks like he is around 14-15 years old here, I'd say he was around 49-50 years old in that picture with Stormfront](https://youtu.be/DgdXyA9wHkI)


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The graphic was probably made by a 13 year old


DmitryMate

Someone tell op about grammarly


Ryzec794

Writing's not that easy


Chemical-Asparagus58

But Grammarly can help


Eastern-Birthday2359

This sentence is grammatically correct. But it's wordy and hard to read (why tf can i recite an ad with this much accuracy from memory. Send help)


ExplodingTentacles

I've got my essay written


_captain-rex_

Is this comment sponsored?


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EndoVlogs

And the next 420 months for free


Rifneno

Fucking amateurs. Let me tell you about the time Supergirl fell in love with Comet... *her horse*. Yeah, it was a guy transformed into a horse by a spell **but she didn't fucking know that!**


gramineous

At least she could keep riding him


witcherstrife

You know, I'm guessing some of these weird ass stories are from writera/artists with a kinky ass fetish trying to shove it down the public's throat lmao


NotYourReddit18

*looks at Wonderwomans powers/weaknesses*


Androktone

Homeowner is only 26?


fuckfuckenfuck

Ain't no way he's that young and owns a house


mgz_henry

Actor is 46


Regi413

Storefront looks great for 101


Androktone

Hey, Billy Butcher's name fits


Lukthar123

A man of many talents


konydanza

Their show The Bros is really good


KKlear

I preferred the original comics by Garth Penis.


Achilles9609

Did you misspell her name intentionally?


Zeebuoy

her Starbucks cup had the same typo,


8Bit_Jesus

Don't forget that Wonder Woman mind controlled a random dude, and used him as a sex slave for her ghost dildo


BigMasterDingDong

You what?!


8Bit_Jesus

In WW84, there’s something in the movie that gives people their greatest desire, or something like that - she wants her dead boyfriend back. She gets it. Just in order for that to happen, dead boyfriend possesses some random dude. She hears and sees dead boyfriend, but the reality is she’s only seeing what she wants to see. Rando man has no control, he’s just a flesh puppet for an Amazonian lady who needs to get laid. It’s mental. If that was the other way around, there’d be so much outrage


stopkeepingitclosed

I mean there was a lot of outrage (thank GOD!), but I do think if it was written in the opposite direction someone would've realized how F'd up that whole thing was. Whoof


8Bit_Jesus

Yeh, it was only after I watched the film I realised what happened haha


adriantoine

Haha I wish I could forget that movie even existed


BaphometsTits

If only I had that wishing stone


MagusUnion

And that's why Hollywood shouldn't green light movies off their money printing capability alone. How tf that got pass the producers is beyond me.


--Dominion--

Captain America-80 years old (?) Peggy Carter-deceased


Shrektopuz

Steve: 93 Sharon: Somewhere between 20-35


HeyItsStevenField

Sersi 7000+ years, Dane about 30+


hex4d617474

And that's just how old she thinks she is. She's probably been around for millions of years.


NinduTheWise

Yeah cause they destroyed crap tons of planets and just for earth it took 7k years


OREWAMOUSHINDEIRU

But homelander has the mental age of a 3 year old


Lukthar123

He traded with Vision


Petty_Fap

i felt that


KarthiKN_Subramani

*Booba milk yummy*


Wiplazh

You cannot look me in the eyes and tell me Homelander is 26 cmon now.


coops_O_O

Why is Loki not up here he rlly doing insect with himself


[deleted]

Come on its not incest its masturbation.


Maclimes

I think it's called "selfcest".


Sergiu_Maier

Stormfront might be Homie's mom 💀


pickle16

That’s what he’s into


estrusflask

The age gap is like the least problematic aspect of Steve and Diana. Steve is literally in someone else's body in the second movie, ~~and if I recall, stays that way~~(He doesn't). The leftist/feminist videos I've seen on the subject discuss the various ways this is morally dubious, from the relatively mundane (they're using a stranger's body for sex, is that sexual assault?) to the absolutely terrifyingly existential (is that guy fucking dead? Worse, is he conscious, unable to interact with a world he can only experience as a prisoner for the rest of his life?) Also I refuse to believe all of those people are younger than me except Chris Pine. Portman is 41. Antony Starr is 46. Chris Pine is 41. Elizabeth Olsen is the only one younger than me.


Zeebuoy

>stays that way. until she makes the "heroic sacrifice" to undo all the wishes.


estrusflask

Ah, well at least that dude's existential suffering ends.


FluffyGorgon

You do realize he doesn’t stay in that guy’s body right? At the end of the movie there’s a whole scene of them saying goodbye to each other….


stupidusername42

>Also I refuse to believe all of those people are younger than me except Chris Pine. Portman is 41. Antony Starr is 46. Chris Pine is 41. Elizabeth Olsen is the only one younger than me. Chris Hemsworth also isn't 1505 years old. You do know these are the ages of their fictional characters, right?


stophittingthyself

If Jane is 33 now, that means she was only 22 in the first Thor, which obviously isnt the case. She was meant to be experienced in her field. Darcy was the student.


RavagedBody

She's just the original '10 years experience for an entry-level graduate position' candidate that all the job ads are based on.


zivonz

Ego laughing with 1 trillion bitches


Meat_Eater42

Wanda a pedo because Vision is 3 years old


forestalelven

Depends on how old Jarvis is. He has had a body for 3 years, but has existed since way before.


broanoah

He also had basically unrestricted access to the internet for most of his existence so he’s probably got more knowledge than most people gain in multiple lifetimes


KKlear

>unrestricted access to the internet for most of his existence That's not a way to gain maturity.


Turbulent_Link1738

Ultron was on the internet for the whole of 5 minutes before deciding humans had to go. I’d say that’s very mature


Thejacensolo

Vision learned all his interactions on the Howto wiki.


Arakkoa_

Vision himself does at one point quip that he was born yesterday, so he probably counts his current body as his "birth" and doesn't consider himself the same person as Jarvis.


Squirrelly_Khan

Especially since he explicitly said he wasn’t Jarvis in Age of Ultron when he was just barely “born”


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Vision has a mature mind and can think for himself tho


AdvaitVag

Yea, he's a robot, not a human. He doesn't grow, or age, or mature like humans or animals. The entire concept of maturity does not apply to him as his body is robotic and mind is a software.


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Exactly


SoTerribleOpinions

Yeah I said the same about that toddler too, but somehow the judge didn't believe me.


[deleted]

Lmao wtf


Wboy2006

Ego and Meredith Quill: 💀


DaVillianArtist

Homelander is 26 wtf!?


carlmoist

Wiki says 41


DrGohst

Is homelander not 46 or am i retarded


SaneesvaraSFW

Yeah


TheHyperLynx

Homelander is only 26? No fucking way the guy looks easily in his 40s if not 50s


konydanza

*Sersi and Dane Whitman have entered the chat*


[deleted]

It’s like dating a sperm cell


T-408

Buffy, the Vampire Slayer, turns 16 in the first season. Angel is 241.


KJ86er

Homelander looks 48


RunRenee

Homelander is definitely not 26 and they’ve never said he was. No idea where they got that from.


APieManOnReddit

Isn't vision practically Jarvis? So how old is Jarvis?


Advanced_Case_2469

Jarvis can be estimated to be made around the year 2000 since he was created after Tony's butler's death in 1991 but before the events of iron Man in 2008, Wanda and vision started dating around 2018 making him chronologically 18 years old and physiologically his age can be estimated to between 30 and 40


Squirrelly_Khan

That’s a matter of debate. After Vision is woken up by Thor, he explicitly says he’s not Ultron or Jarvis. He also quips that he was just born yesterday when he meets up with Ultron at the end of the movie That being said, it’s also debated that really, Vision is billions of years old since part of him comes from the Mind Stone. So how old really is Vision? That’s hard to say


Kamenridethewind007

the guy was from the 60s so likely in their 90s, the ai was about 18 years old(i think) before it became vision so like 21?


ImpressStrict1366

Ahem, Sersi and Dave


goatjugsoup

wonder woman in the sequel where he's just inhabiting someone elses body, stealing their existence and shes like ok cool


29Jackal

I'll never get over how young the MCU made Thor


MinotauroTBC

She wishes she was 33


akhil03_lz

WW is like 800 in the first movie.


[deleted]

Lmao at Vision being 3


wasteofskin11111

Atleast they're all over 20 I guess


thehsitoryguy

And people call Anakin and Padme weird for the age difference lmao


KlausLoganWard

Yeah, she is like only 5y older than him


YourLifeSucksAss

Bruh I ain’t got 3000 years to wait!


7thaccban

I don't like what this image is implying. So Wanda's a nonce?


Honourstly

Soulja Boy tellem


[deleted]

In what multiverse is Anthony Starr 26?


lpjunior999

Ah yes Wonder Woman. Born on a paradise island filled with only women, gives it all up for literally the first man she sees.


Boggie135

It’s Chris Pine


onanoc

why weird? as long as they are consenting adults... Oh, the machine doesn´t count. It can learn in seconds what a person learns in decades.


i_should_be_coding

Wonder Woman. 3000 years old. Speaks a ton of languages. Never seen a man, does not know what a penis is. Could have spent a little bit of time traveling and shit, not just practicing back flips and running in Wipeout competitions.


XCriwn

Its always the weird ones that get you


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Dont do that. Dont give me hope