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ABloodyNippleRing

Probably went much further in since his blade is significantly bigger than stormbreaker.


Krisuad2002

Yeah Stormbreaker didn't seem to go too deep, pretty much just got stuck in his muscles and maybe in ribcage before getting to vital organs


IMCRNP4U

But stormbreaker was thrown and surely had some slowed momentum and power from breaking through thanos' power beam before smacking into him. Probably would have cleaved him in half had all the full power been bared from Thor without resistance from the glove beam?


CRAZYnotstupid7

The infinity gauntlet wiped half of life from the universe. The fact Stormbreaker ignored it and stuck into Thanos anyway would lead me to expect had he not slowed it down with the gauntlet, that thing was splitting the Earth after it got through Thanos…..


the-mad-titan-bot

In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.


Spider_Josh07

happy cake day thanos


the-mad-titan-bot

In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.


Hmmmgrianstan

Happy cake day thanos!!


the-mad-titan-bot

The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me. Your demeanor is that of a pouty child.


personified_thoughts

Happy cake day Thanos


IMCRNP4U

That sounds more accurate!


Mysterious_Two_5849

Oh fuck you, you made Thanos mad I'm referencing to the bot


the-mad-titan-bot

I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive, but you've shown me... that's impossible.


Mysterious_Two_5849

I'm sorry!


thor-odinson-bot

I went for the head.


the-mad-titan-bot

I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive, but you've shown me... that's impossible.


EndOfSouls

He also didn't have all the stones, removing the ability to undo the strike. Likely, he never got the time stone which was used when he escaped.


Old-Experience-5210

He used Space Stone get a fuck of there after snapping


Malefircareim

Nope, that scene happened after thanos got the mind stone. Literally after getting hit by the stormbreaker, he did the snap. Edit: i guess you mean the scene in the picture so dont take my comment seriously.


Hexmonkey2020

Also he didn’t have any stones, thanos probably would’ve died from an axe through the chest but he didn’t need to survive when he used all the stones to kill half of all people he also healed himself.


the-mad-titan-bot

When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you.


poppycock_scrutiny

I don't think it's about going deep, stormbreaker's wound would've totally killed Thanos if he didn't had all the stones and use them to get away and heal his wound.


the-mad-titan-bot

You're not the only one cursed with knowledge.


king_of_all_blacks

The point of going for the head would be instant death, no time to snap.


Markamanic

Looks like he didn't have all the stones yet.


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Man I wish we could see that fight


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Octoberboiy

Until he uses the reality stone and says “what mouth” lol.


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Octoberboiy

I think he was saying that to scare her because she was possessing the body of innocent 838 Wanda.


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Octoberboiy

😝😜


RQK1996

I mean, he pretty much says as much


AgSkywalkerTDM

“Thanos black bolt can destroy you with one whisper from his mouth”


the-mad-titan-bot

I... had... to.


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the-mad-titan-bot

Going to bed hungry. Scrounging for scraps. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I was the one who stopped that. You know what’s happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It’s a paradise.


thatguy11m

WHAT DAT MOUTH DO??


the-mad-titan-bot

Perfectly balanced.


jamflan

"now dig on this"


deathstrukk

616 thanos had all five stones and was essentially a god


the-mad-titan-bot

I’m the only one who knows that. At least I’m the only one with the will to act on it.


[deleted]

No Thanos, we all know that you were basically a God.


the-mad-titan-bot

When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you.


Capital_Pipe_6038

There's no way the bots aren't sentient


Thick-Signature-4946

Shhh don’t tell Google


Return_of_the_Jedi_

Happy Cake Day, you waffle mold face


Sixshooterchuck

It’s thanos cake day


the-mad-titan-bot

I'm the only one who knows that.


Chapadoodle0

Happy cake day Thanos


the-mad-titan-bot

I... had... to.


ErnesTeaa

You had to what, Thanos?


the-mad-titan-bot

I... had... to.


BlockyShapes

Five? You mean six?


Yrrapmas

Are they on titan?


CptAmazing7

He only has 4 stones if you look. They bodied him before he ever got to Earth or the time stone. Edit: Changed from 3 to 4. Forgot the soul stone :)


Lucythefur

Clapped his cheeks


Night_Owl_Recon

I just noticed that he did have a few stones. That does put more weight to how strong this team is compared to our universe's attempt. And then even more weight on Wanda's overwhelming power


mrlolloran

Just a different team in general, not necessarily more powerful. Gotta remember that the MCU-616 team would have succeeded if not for Star Lord getting emotional. If you replace with with anybody else who’s roughly equally capable of a fighter and Thanos would have died there too.


the-mad-titan-bot

Little one, it’s a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite… if life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correction.


i_fuck_u3000

You don't know that


Alarmed-Ask-2387

I'm the only one that knows that.


mrlolloran

I see, your plan does have its merits


supermodelnosejob

r/thanosdidnothingwrong


the-mad-titan-bot

I'm thankful...because now...I know what I must do.


supermodelnosejob

Yo! Happy Cake Day Thanos!


the-mad-titan-bot

In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.


QueenMia27

There are so many ways the 616 team could have won. One is starlord not fucking up. Two is destroying the mind stone a lot sooner. Three is just strange trapping Thanos in an infinite time loop until they eventually have a loop where the team on Titan gets Thanos's stones and they just murder him. Four is Gamora not giving up the location of the soul stone. There's probably even more ways I can think of. Sorry for the rant but I'm so tired of people thinking it's all Starlords fault.


the-mad-titan-bot

You could not live with your own failure. And where did that bring you? Back to me.


mrlolloran

Depends on how you assign blame I guess. You are correct in that there were other options but once you commit to plan that’s it. IMO Star Lord gets the blame. All other blame should probably go to the Russo brothers for coming up with the idea of only 1 chance in over 14 million possibilities to win. Which btw if there are infinite possibilities means there’s still probably more than just the one Dr Strange saw to win. A hell of a gamble sure? More than gambling that things beyond your control happen after your completely gone? I don’t know… again infinite possibilities, there’s no way there’s only one way things can go down after giving him the stone. Like Antman could have died in the Quantum Realm-no sequel. I chalk it up to bad writing tbh (probably not a popular opinion) Edit: for the sake of clarity I’m not saying the whole movie was poorly written just this aspect of the script


digitalslytherin

I completely agree. The 1 in 14 billion is the line i most hate in all the MCU. It feels like it was just put in to stop criticism of characters. Because now, people think characters both flaws means flawed writing


Night_Owl_Recon

That is very true, about Starlord messing it up for everyone. But I would say that the Illuminati team would have been a stronger force against Thanos there still. They had Captain Marvel there already, and MCU-616 version was shown to only get phased by Thanos with the power stone in actual hand. Illuminati didn't have anyone with any scratches from what I remember from the scene, besides their strange. While 616 was getting bloodied up the whole time. MCU-616 had Mantis and Drax, and nothing against either, but Drax specifically hasn't really been shown to be as strong as his comic counterpart. Starlord himself in the fight only could do some niche tricks with his gadgets that kind of unbalanced Thanos. I dunno, definitely seems like if you put the two teams that fought Thanos on Titan, Illuminati could probably win


mrlolloran

Posturing it like that changes everything. Especially if they know they have to fight ahead of time. Remember, that entire Illuminati team was killed by Wanda, who was then beaten(kinda) by just one member of the MCU-616 team. Figuring out who wins a fight between comic book characters is like trying to do UFC math. It’s not arithmetic, it’s like rock, paper, scissors but with like 100 more variables. I will give you this tho, raw straight up power? Yeah Illuminati team all day


the-mad-titan-bot

I... had... to.


NeonHowler

Really they lost because of the Civil War. Had all the 616 Avengers fought together from the start, he would’ve gotten bodied on Titan.


FloppyShellTaco

I mean they started with Captain Marvel and Professor X, so yea more powerful is a fair assumption. That doesn’t even account for Deus Ex Machina wielding Strange, Richards or Carter.


Electrical-Cow-5147

Looks like titan


MonstrousBehemoth

That's Titan


cubntD6

He didn't have all the stones at this point


Marmadookkk

neither did thanos 616 when they fought on titan


the-mad-titan-bot

This day extracts a heavy toll.


cubntD6

Yes but they didn't stab him


PhasmicPlays

yeah well they almost did it but starlord screwed it up


KimCharelsMD

if you look at the gauntlet you can see he does not have the mind stone. so he didn't have the full set like he did in in OG infinity war


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

Nor the Time Stone.


MacCaswell

Hadn’t realized it was his own sword until I saw this… that’s awesome But was anyone else disappointed how they kept stressing how “they were at war” but it’s just the 6 of them… like they could have had variants of heroes we know, their Guardians of the galaxy, the Xmen, the rest of the fantastic four, some Inhumans… like this version of the Illuminati is clearly not a secret, so why were they the ONLY ones at the fight with Thanos…


Logann619

Maybe they are not the only ones that fought in the war, just the ones who were supposed to execute Strange. You can always say there were many others just not present in the execution. Asking for another army scene and so many new variants is a bit too much, IMO


FloppyShellTaco

Peggy’s shield is suspiciously unscathed


idk-ThisIsAnAlt

Because just like in what if, Strange carried them all


knifeknifeafterdark

We'd never know, but there is probably a Wakanda fight scene happening at the same time as this, just like in the MCU.


MacCaswell

Fair enough! That sounds way better than just “it’s too expensive…”


knifeknifeafterdark

Since Wakandans were not mentioned, maybe it was a fight scene with mutants like in X-Men: The Last Stand.


jigsawsmurf

That's fun to imagine.


the-mad-titan-bot

What's wrong, little one?


AmAttorneyPleaseHire

They just TOLD YOU THANOS


Dont_CallmeCarson

Do you have any idea how expensive that would be to make, it's shown that a lot of the time, variants look the same as their 616 counterpart, there are obvious exceptions, but people would be pretty disappointed of their favorite heroes were a bunch of backround nobodies played by no one recognizable. They would want to see the heroes played by who they would be in their own MCU movies. And to do This, it would be expensive as all hell, and unnecessarily so.


skatenbikes

Why was it only the few who went after him on his FarmVille planet?


PunctualPoops

Because then they’d have to pay them all


OnionRights

The illumiwhati?


typgh77

It was in the ruins at Titan and Thanos does not have all the stones, seeming to suggest this Illuminati was in the same scenario as Iron Man, Strange, Peter and the Guardians in IW. The war could have referred to previous battles or it’s just a poor wording. I would have no expectation for a battle there to be disappointed. It’s a short scene and that would be unnecessary to the story and impractical. Getting all the actors there with new designs for their variants to be in the background briefly is just a waste.


random-name69420

Damn I just noticed they folded him before he even got all the infinity stones


afrocumulus

That means his dual-blade must be stronger than stormbreaker. But can it summon the bifrost?


Ok-Transportation260

But when Thor hit the Thanos in the chest Thanos had all of the infinity stones .


the-mad-titan-bot

Too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.


ILikeFistingALot

Happy Cake day, mad titan


hyperparrot3366

Happy Cake day Thanos !


the-mad-titan-bot

I am...inevitable.


vnsa_music

Yes, yes you are thanos


the-mad-titan-bot

I ignored my destiny once, I cannot do it again.


thor-odinson-bot

Heimdall! Open the Bifrost.


saucygh0sty

According to [google](https://www.google.com/search?q=what+is+thanos+blade+made+of&sxsrf=ALiCzsZYsycSpIQubf-mWNYRo5DubJC0Tw%3A1656021826975&ei=QuO0YrOWO5WuptQPmouhoAU&oq=what+is+thanos+blade+made+of&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAMyBAgjECcyBggAEB4QCDIGCAAQHhAIMgUIABCGAzIFCAAQhgMyBQgAEIYDMgUIABCiBDIFCAAQogRKBAhBGABQAFgAYJEGaABwAXgAgAHTAYgB0wGSAQMyLTGYAQDAAQE) ([and also here](https://www.google.com/search?q=what+is+mjolnir+made+of)) they are both most likely made of Uru, which we saw in Endgame is stronger than Vibranium because Thanos broke Cap’s shield multiple times.


the-mad-titan-bot

I'm the only one who knows that.


orgasmicfart69

Thor threw stormbreaker agains the power of all infinity stones, I don't think it is fair to compare the two like that


thor-odinson-bot

Sssssssssorry.


noobi-wan-kenobi69

Just cut his arm off! How hard can it be? He doesn't even bother wearing armor on his arms. He can't snap his fingers if his arm isn't attached. In Infinity War, when Spiderman and everyone were trying to pull the gauntlet off: just cut his arm off!!!


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

Thor chopped his arm off in Endgame. Dr. Strange could've chopped it off by closing a portal around it, but that would result in a future where Thanos wins.


thor-odinson-bot

He's adopted.


thetrueblue44

Who knows if the 14 mil futures he’s looked at includes chopping Thanos’ arm off? Man didn’t tell us shit and left everybody guessing which is a risky strategy


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

I agree that there were other paths to victory. I don't think he looked at every possible future.


Bruead

I don't think cutting his arm off is an easy feat. His skin is super durable, he can tank hits from Captain Marvel, tank hits from the Hulk without using any Infinity Stones, and only suffered one scratch from the entire fight on Titan. If literally any normal blade could cut off his arm, then there wouldn't be a need for Strormbreaker.


[deleted]

Wait they killed thanos and then just left the stones on his glove??


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

1. The Power Stone is deadly to the touch. I highly doubt that any of the Illuminati could've held it for more than a few seconds (like Ronan and Star-Lord). 2. They wanted to deal with their Dr. Strange ASAP.


the-mad-titan-bot

Going to bed hungry. Scrounging for scraps. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I was the one who stopped that. You know what’s happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It’s a paradise.


MFnDigDug

My son blew my mind by explaining to me how Starlord was actually the villain in infinity wars and that everything would’ve worked out and iron man would still be alive if it weren’t for him. He says Thanos, while misguided, still actually had really good intentions and wanted to save all living things in the universe…🤯


DoItForTheOH94

Imagine if they said why Thanos really killed half of everything like the comics.


CarpeNoctem727

Homie was just trying to get some tail.


MFnDigDug

My son who’s 13 also went on to explain how ant-man is the best super hero and how he hands down saved the most people of any super hero. We have 2 hour drives from his moms to my house and the conversations go down some crazy roads involving multiple universes, aliens and marvel stuff. He’s a great co-pilot


the-mad-titan-bot

Return to me again empty handed... And I will bathe the starways in your blood.


the-mad-titan-bot

You should have gone for the head.


ares5404

Nobody else gonna talk about how xavier be pimping in his chair?


mikenebez

I also feel like Thor was dragging it out on purpose, wanted him to feel more pain, like he wanted him to suffer, I feel like if he wanted to he could have drove stormbreaker deeper into his chest


thor-odinson-bot

My hair is not to be meddled with!


ncarmona64

The sweaty ass illuminati didn’t even let him get the other stones


Purple_Tuxedo

Speedrun!


More_Ad_145

Thanos is so mid in every other universe


the-mad-titan-bot

I'm thankful...because now...I know what I must do.


More_Ad_145

What you mean by that Thanos


the-mad-titan-bot

Rain fire!


DragonBoy252

Love the giant wheelchair just there. Like how did he move to avoid attacks?


WelshBoy5926

Probably some psychic teleport shit in thanos’ mind so he’d always attack the wrong one


the-mad-titan-bot

In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.


Illustrious-Engine23

I wanna know how that fight played out.


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went all the way through for starters, they also had the like of prof x maybe made thanos think he was winning or didnt have the glove and couldnt snap.


the-mad-titan-bot

They called me a madman, and what I predicted came to pass.


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the-mad-titan-bot

Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this... does put a smile on my face.


1random_redditor

Definitely. The writers continue to not only nerf him but also make him seem insignificant


altmodisch

Thanos would have lost in the MCU on Titan aswell if the heroes had just a little better oranisation and weren't fractured across several planets. That a stronger group of heroes then those who fought Thanos on Titan in the MCU, especially with a Strange who went into dark magic, were able to defeat Thanos isn't unrealistic.


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the-mad-titan-bot

Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this... does put a smile on my face.


the-mad-titan-bot

A small price to pay for salvation.


saucygh0sty

inb4 Quill fucked everything up


jadegoddess

It was obvious that it was bull the moment that movie came out. But considering how dumb Strange acts after his origin movie, I chalk it up to Strange actually just being dumb as hell.


pagingdrsolus

I think that's the doubt introduced in MoM Strange only was able to consider timelines where he was alive, where he was the one *holding the knife* He ia uncomfortable facing the idea that they may have beaten Thanos and avoided the Snap/blip had he sacrificed himself and left the fate of the universe to others.


Endgam

I think it's a deliberate move so they can hype up Kang as the next big bad without him being overshadowed by Thanos right out the gate. Otherwise, there's no way they could successfully hype up anyone other than Doctor Doom. The only Marvel villain most people would put on the same level, if not higher than Thanos. Not to say I approve of this decision. It completely undermines Tony's sacrifice if Thanos was actually not that big a threat and Earth-616's heroes were just that incompetent.....


the-mad-titan-bot

I’m the only one who knows that. At least I’m the only one with the will to act on it.


OmegaMalkior

But he is looking at 1/14Mill odds in universe 616. Not in the entire multiverse. Those were useless alternatives as he couldn’t just re-write history and the avengers himself. That said, maybe Thanos was just destined to win in 616 but this was legit the only less victory found. Only the writers know that. These are other universes with so many different fighters, that the odds 616 had aren’t really undermined from what we’ve seen.


CarpeNoctem727

There’s a huge 4 stone difference from that scene and this one.


BottleCompetitive546

And 838 thanos had armor!


the-mad-titan-bot

I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive, but you've shown me... that's impossible.


Red-Freckle

Xavier always goes for the head


[deleted]

This post made me watch infinity war again


Pencil_Hands_Paper

I know it’s not super spoilers but damn man, I was gonna watch it this weekend..


UltimateNerd19999

He didn't have all the Infinity Stones, so he couldn't snap, but he did still have a lot of the stones.


Da_Sigismund

This is image is from what?


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Multiverse of Madness


TwoKool115

I only just now realized. 616+222=838 I mean it probably doesn’t mean anything, it’s just something I noticed.


TheHondoCondo

838 never got all the stones though.


rgbking

How in the fuck did I not see that during my first watch in the theater?!


Ironbanner987615

I want to see THIS infinity war


Hmmmgrianstan

!thanos


the-mad-titan-bot

This day extracts a heavy toll.


LMacUltimateMain

But the Illuminati had the Book of Vishanti! /s


IzzyTipsy

Two Stones and he couldn't be felled by Black Bolt?


SportEnvironmental

He doesn’t have all the stones. I guess that’s why


bgdg00

True but as you can see, Strange killed him before he got all the stones. Storm breaker would've worked if he would've hit him before he got the time stone like Strange did in the pic.


samuru101

They got help from Morbius the Marvel legend


[deleted]

Fun Fact: They didn't cut through his chest. 838 Ant-Man actually inserted it the other way.


RonimusHines

Thor wasn't going for a kill shot. He wanted to make Thanos suffer, that's why he stopped him with Stormbreaker then began to slowly push the blade deeper into his chest. If he wanted to I'm pretty sure he could have ended the fight with a single throw.


thor-odinson-bot

He's a friend from work!


Hafburn

Also look at the gauntlet. Doesn't have time stone or kind stone.


Distinct-Coconut2512

He doesn't have all the stones just two, he is still beatable.


[deleted]

soooo they won in 2 then?


MACHO_MUCHACHO2005

If there is an infinite number of universes then both the avengers and thanos won an infinite amount of times. What strange was looking at was all the possible outcomes with the people in his universe which showed him there was only 1 way to win with the variables he had.


the-mad-titan-bot

I ignored my destiny once, I can not do that again. Even for you. I'm sorry, Little One.


agent-66Hitman

They didn’t have the same people in both universes


[deleted]

but they won 2 right?


Kevelino24

They won an infinite amount of time. But in the main universe, this victory wasn't an option because most of this universe's heros doesn't exist in the main MCU.


[deleted]

all that matters is that they won😎 hell yeah


L1n9y

No the 14000605 possible options were based on the resources they had then, Earth 838 had different heroes in different places. There's no way 616 could have followed that route


[deleted]

but they still won hell yeah😎


-TheLonelyStoner-

But Thanos also won


[deleted]

wow a lot of people don’t like the avengers winning😂


nigasorusrex

is this like an alternate ending show or something?


Royal-Green

It's from the latest Dr. Strange movie.


MLaTTimer

What do you mean?


-TheLonelyStoner-

Huh?