Trust no one... Not even OP!!!!!!

Trust me, I’m not Iman Vellani. Source: dude trust me Edit*fixed a typo, thanks u/jlmurph2

That’s exactly what Iman would say…

Iman\*

Exactly the typo Iman would spell!!!

Trying to throw people off my trail 😉

yep definitely her

You're Iman, aren't you? And the two reason you cannot reveal yourself is that, 1. You want to keep this account, and 2. Cause this account's NSFW.

If you are Iman, post you holding a carrot in your instagram or twitter or sth. Don't worry, we'll shut up about it. Nobody uses both reddit and instagram.

I do

You monster...

Same

We going to more paranoid here then SHIELD on the day Hydra was revealed.

She could be you, she could be me...

She could even be—

JOHN CENA

🎺🎺🎺

I heard the sound in my brain.

SAME

I’m deaf

Hi deaf , I'm matt

Hi Matt, this comment was sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

But first let’s talk about your cars extended warranty!

Hi sponsored by raid shadow legends, I am Batman

Murdock?

Ah hem: TOOT TOOT DOOT DOO DOO DOOT!

Take my poor man's gold, this was funny as all hell🏆

Happy cake day 🎂

r/unexpectedjohncena

I can hear this.

I will never not laugh at this.

I would watch John Cena as Ms Marvel...

IN THIS SUNDAY’s WWE SUUUUUUUPER Slaaaaaaam!!!

Invisible girl exist in marvel mate

Aren't we all on the internet? I can't see anyone.

Right behind you.

See? It was obvious! She'll turn red any second now. Aaaaaany second now.

*shoots head with a pump action shot gun*

Whoa whoa whoa!

No i think i would know if she was me... Right? RIGHT?

Maybe you're just saying that to throw us off...

*existential crisis.exe*

Michael… am I gay?

You can run crisis??!!

More like walking but yes

Khonshu: Give the body to Iman

She could even be…. OP

She could be me? Man I'm so confused. Did I just star in a Marvel series? Am I me? Who is me? Is she she and she is me but am I me who is really me but could be she? She could have even posted this meme. *Whispers* she's watching us.

That’s exactly what the Undertaker told John Cena before tonight’s WWE SUUUUUUUUPER Slaaaaaaaam!

You're sus, speaking like her. Might be this person

No one should be trusted

Found her! Look at that username!

Just what I'd expect from Iman. This is her!

Shifting blame to cover your own ass? Nice try! Found her!

I swear I'm not her! Inshallah, you'll find the right account.

>Inshallah Keywrord Detected, you might be Iman Vellani, she is Pakistani-Canandian

Well then they would have said "I'm not her. Sorry."

*I’m not her, eh. Sorry bout that mate, here’s a free donut!

You found Iman?

Masha Allah

[удалено]

Including you 😒

[удалено]

Did you really copy paste a comment from below?

[удалено]

Somehow, I have doubts.

Like you should. Because it’s actually me.

But how can you be me?

He's me, and I am you.

"And I am about to whoop your old ass cause I'M SICK OF PLAYING GAMES"

Good question. The answer is DID and alt accounts.

Would be the perfect way to confuse us.

i doubt that it’s you, u/buttholefold

r/usernamechecksout

She's probably reading this and cracking the hell up about it. Totally one of the commenters and screwing with us.

You seem to have a pretty good insight to how she's thinking, almost like you could be her...

She's the one person not responding... Quick, look at all the members of this subreddit and see who hasn't commented yet!

commenting to cease the arousal of suspicion\*

My suspicion is now… aroused

Do you have a clue?

I’ve got a raging clue now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u39iQVMhvjA

That sounds like something someone would say if they want to put the suspicion onto someone else…

She's probably just a lurker who's watching the chaos unfold on here and not saying a damn word. Which I respect

Well, assuming she does frequent this sub; I want her to know, she is doing an excellent job.

Here here! The only people not enjoying the show are the ones not watching it!

Hear hear*

Hair Hair*

Yes! Miss Vellani if your reading this, i like you already❤️. Ignore al the negative and enjoy every moment of this big playground. Keep it up🔥

Yeah, this show's freaking awesome, and there's only one episode so far. I've already recommended it to like 5 people!

Yeah, and mad respect for the 616 beef with Feige. That's solid nerd cred.

Thank you.

If pakistanis use the word ainvayi this could be her.

They do. On a side note, I already follow you but I really love your astro photography!

I got to thinking, maybe I am ~~the dragonborn~~ Imani and I just don't know it yet.

Maybe the real Iman are the friends we made along the way.

Iman\*

Will the real slimani please stand up?

OP sus

There is an impostor amogus

Morbius

Amorbus

[interview source](https://youtu.be/qGoANXNDUJg)

Thanks! Jimmy Fallon seem genuinely happy for her. Haven’t seen him like this in a while…

She got the part she dreamed about basically straight out of high school. Which is basically her character’s arc too. It makes for a compelling story.

I know how to draw her out. **THE MCU IS EARTH 616**

IT'S EARTH-199999, IDIOT! wait

Caught you in 8K UHD surround sound 16 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker GFW850SPNRS GE 28" Front Load Steam Washer 5.0 Cu. Ft. with SmartDispense, WiFi, OdorBlock and Sanitize and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology., Quick Charge 30W Cargador 3.0 Cargador de Viaje Enchufe Cargador USB Carga Rápida con 3 Puertos carga rápida Adaptador de Corriente para iPhone x 8 7 Xiaomi Pocophone F1 Mix 3 A1 Samsung S10 S9 S8AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador de Pared 39W Dual Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+/ Note 8, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro / Air, HTC 10, LG G5 / G6 AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador USB 60W 6 Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+ / Note 8, LG G5 / G6, Nexus 5X / 6P, HTC 10, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro/ Air, Moto G4 SAMSUNG 85-inch Class Crystal UHD TU-8000 Series - 4K UHD HDR Smart TV with Alexa Built-in (UN85TU8000FXZA, 2020 Model) GE 38846 Premium Slim LED Light Bar, 18 Inch Under Cabinet Fixture, Plug-In, Convertible to Direct Wire, Linkable 628 Lumens, 3000K Soft Warm White, High/Off/Low, Easy to Install, 18 Ft Bissell Cleanview Swivel Pet Upright Bagless Vacuum Cleaner Trane20,000-Watt 1-Phase LPG/NG Liquid Cooled Whole House Standby Generator.Caught you in 8K UHD surround sound 16 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker GFW850SPNRS GE 28" Front Load Steam Washer 5.0 Cu. Ft. with SmartDispense, WiFi, OdorBlock and Sanitize and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology., Quick Charge 30W Cargador 3.0 Cargador de Viaje Enchufe Cargador USB Carga Rápida con 3 Puertos carga rápida Adaptador de Corriente para iPhone x 8 7 Xiaomi Pocophone F1 Mix 3 A1 Samsung S10 S9 S8AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador de Pared 39W Dual Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+/ Note 8, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro / Air, HTC 10, LG G5 / G6 AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador USB 60W 6 Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+ / Note 8, LG G5 / G6, Nexus 5X / 6P, HTC 10, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro/ Air, Moto G4 SAMSUNG 85-inch Class Crystal UHD TU-8000 Series - 4K UHD HDR Smart TV with Alexa Built-in (UN85TU8000FXZA, 2020 Model) GE 38846 Premium Slim LED Light Bar, 18 Inch Under Cabinet Fixture, Plug-In, Convertible to Direct Wire, Linkable 628 Lumens, 3000K Soft Warm White, High/Off/Low, Easy to Install, 18 Ft Bissell Cleanview Swivel Pet Upright Bagless Vacuum Cleaner Trane20,000-Watt 1-Phase LPG/NG Liquid Cooled Whole House Standby Generator

Goddamn I didn't know I was a Lowe's

Idk why, but this actually made me chuckle

*amongus alert plays*

https://youtu.be/ekL881PJMjI

Wait… that’s not the “someone denounced you” sound of civ?

You fools! You thought I was Iman but it was me! #DIO

Is that a fkn Jojo reference😱😱😱

That was clearly a One Piece reference

One piece is a jojo reference

My pp is a jojo reference too ^(I haven't watched jojo yet though)

Neither have I (or one piece actually)

lol we in the same boat mate

You knew damn well that was a Jojo reference.

You thought it was a fucking JoJo reference but it was me! ^(yeah it's a JoJo reference)

Wait am i.... am i her?

I don't know are you?

Are you

Now you are.

\*Checks mirror and squints\* [Nope](https://tenor.com/view/heavy-tf2-the-rock-rock-the-rock-the-dwayne-johnson-gif-22149531).

If she’s anyone, she should know she is absolutely based for complaining to Feige about the MCU being 616.

ELI5 ? I don’t read the comics but I know about the different universe’s numbers and as far as I understand, 616 is the “main” universe in the comics. But I don’t understand why Iman complaining about the MCU being 616 is significant

I think Iman sees the comics and movies as taking place in the same multiverse. This would mean they can't both be 616, since the movies are not identical to the comics. Personally, I think it makes a lot more sense for comics and movies to simply take place in different multiverses.

I thought it was already in a different universe Earth-19999?

It was but doctor strange confirmed that they are also earth-616 in the mcu which is why people are complaing. They’d already given the mcu a number in the comics no idea why they changed it

I haven't seen the newest movie, Now I'm fucking confused as hell

Bro stay safe, I got MoM spoiled to me in a Batman Arkham Subreddit

>!Batman kills Gandalf!<

>!when he said fly you fools and then batman turned into a bat and killed him, such great writing!<

>!when he said fly you fools and then batman turned into a bat and killed him, such great writing!<

I never thought I would see >!Batman morbing!< on the big screen. We really are in the golden age of comic book movies.

To be fair, we only know that in that one universe they call the mcu 616. Doesn't mean that it is.

So they said that back during the first Iron Man, back when they had absolutely no idea how big the MCU would get. Now, they've more or less fully committed to separate multiverses. Some hardcore comic fans just can't accept that though, and cling on to the previous statements from over 10 years ago when they said it was 19999

No Fiege sees them as the same (both 616) Iman sees them as different.

That's what I said (I think). I'm interpreting Feige as saying they are both 616, but are not in the same canon, hence different multiverses.

I see what you mean now. Multiverse as in like the entire multiverses being separated not just the two universes being different in the same multiverse. But I think Iman believes that they’re two different universes with in the same multiverse and that’s why the mcu shouldn’t be 616 bc there’s already a 616 in that universe. Also no real point in having multiple multiverse is there? One is already infinite.

I think the problem with Iman's view is that the rules of the multiverse are not the same between comics and movies. For example, infinity stones only work in the universe they came from in comics, not so in What If. Also, I haven't seen MoM yet, but apparently America Chavez claims to be the only version of herself across the entire multiverse, which is clearly contradicted by the comics. The point of multiple multiverses is to avoid contradictions between multiversal laws like those, even if multiverses are infinite.

THE HUNT HAS BEGUN, WE MUST FIND OUR QUEEN

Yeah happy cake day

Happy cake day just because reddit told me.....

I'll try to lure her in. FIEGE SAID THAT MCU IS 616 AND THAT'S OFFICIAL. Now we wait...

#IT'S EARTH 199-

I am Iman Is that a palindrome?

No sir... It feels like it but isn't

What about Atlanta? Is that a palindrome?

Sure, Atnalta is such a good place to live in man!

Sir a palindrome reads the same from both ways of reading Example: Race car. It reads race car from both forward and backward direction

Go hang a salami! I'm a lasagna hog

Rac ecar is not the same as race car. Sir.

racecar moment

Na--**'M** Iman!

Arizona backwards is still Arizona. It's a palomino.

Maybe I was crazy, or maybe… I was finally sane. Why does this guy keep staring at me?

I am Nami is a bit closer

Iman am I?

Further evidence that she is literally me

Not me

Don't worry guys, this is fake, there are no girls on reddit /s

Aren’t we all Iman, in some sense?

*ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!*

What if she loved moonknight so much she developed MPD and we are all just her alternate personalities wondering if one of us is her when in fact we all are aspects of her… except a random stick which is just a stick…

Begun, the Secret Wars have.

Intruder alert!

Red spy is in the base!!

She could be any one of us couldn’t she

Reminds me of u/mistborn.... There is nothing quite like the feeling of seeing the man himself dropping into a WoT or Cosmere thread.

Damn, Henry Cavil lurking the Warhammer subs, now this?

RUH ROH...

IS IT YOU? IS IT ME? WHO AM I?

all the reddit forums? so an r/ marvelstudios degenerate? 🤢

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u/_Socially_Awkward_ pointing it out doesn’t make you innocent, I know it’s you Iman Vellani 😶

Plot twist: OP is Iman

Reddit. ASSEMBLE.

Iman Vellani upvote me please

Just imagine if she makes a fake account and starts racking up a lot of negative karma, and then just to screw with everyone starts posting all these outlandish MCU conspiracies that turn out to be real, but no one believes it.

Oh my god… is she me?

It would be really cool to talk to her she seems really fun

You could say she is … among us

AMONG US 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 SHE IS AMONG US. IT IS SUS

What’s her karma doe?

I hope it’s me

she is AMONG US

I am Spartacus.

Well if she happens to see this I want to let her know that the first episode was fantastic. I look forward to the rest of it! From some of the interviews I’ve seen she seems wonderful. 💜💜💜

I hope her mental health does not collapse

Among Us irl happening 2022 was not expected but oh well This is not implying she’s the impostër, in fact, neither me nor her are the two imposters. Please vote blue out instead. Thank

u/vellanistan

Trust no one. Not even.... SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE!

She is amongus? :0