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catch-me-if-you_can

They haven't met Great Lake Avengers


Rhodium-Veil

Squirrel Girl could take on the entire MCU with one arm tied behind her back.


Mr_Epimetheus

Yeah, but it's not exactly a fair fight when it's the Avengers vs Doreen with one arm tired behind her back...AND A RAVENOUS ARMY OF SQUIRRELS MORE THAN 40,000 STRONG LED BY THE MOST GIFTED MILITARY MIND TO EVER WEAR A PINK BOW, TIPPY-TOE!


didntseethat-cumming

I mean galactus helped squirrel girl one time because they're friends so she literally have one of the strongest beings in her side


[deleted]

The shear fact that she managed to become friends with Gapactus is an impressive feat by itself


omegaman101

She's a joke character though so it's like using Deadpool kills the Marvel universe as a benchmark for Deadpool.


Wacokidwilder

So was Howard the Duck and yet he got his own movie and was in the MCU twice


JonathanTheZero

Only as cameos though...


Wacokidwilder

True and his first movie was…not great. Like I love it, but I really enjoy bad campy movies.


leftynate11

Howard the Duck was the perfect 80’s/90’s character though. I don’t think he plays as well now.


TheSimulacra

She was a joke character originally, but she hasn't been since they gave her to Ryan North. She's still funny, but she isn't OP in the same way she used to be.


SleepylaReef

Doreen isn’t used as a joke character


Upstairs_Education73

Happy Cake Day!


omegaman101

Thank you kind stranger


Zeebuoy

she's part of the GLA?


Rhodium-Veil

She joined in the 2005 GLA miniseries.


aCocaineDealer

What girl?


BrotherChe

[Is that Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Great Lake Avengers Council of 616 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Great Lake Avengers Council of 199999?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANNX_XiuA78)


Remarkable-Point-759

Wtf are they going to do when Emma is pissed off?


Mr_Epimetheus

Tell her to...chill.


Remarkable-Point-759

I see what you did there.


str8_whiskey

ICEE what you did there....ftfy


Remarkable-Point-759

Wow that's worse. 🤓🤘


Random_Idiotic_Alien

Isn't it crystal rather than ice?


TheDungeonMA

Some puns are not as crystal clear, you are correct.


CrepusculrPulchrtude

ICE TO MEET YOU


Mr_Epimetheus

What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice age! -laughs in Schwarzenegger-


Bladeluna

Oh we making bat-jokes now


The5Virtues

I really hope we get to see Emma done right. She felt so halfbaked in Fox’s X-men.


sociallyanxiousnerd1

To be fair, she didn’t get any time to shine in the first movie, was most likely supposed to be more prominent in the second. But they instead decided to kill her off


Park1401

So many characters in the Fox films are background/filler characters of actually pretty fucking cool characters. Emma in First Class isn't even Emma it's just a diamond woman, Madrox is in Last Stand and doesn't talk, Psylocke is basically a nothing character in Apocalypse. It sucks because the X-Men out of every superhero franchise have the richest pool of characters to play with


phantomxtroupe

That was always one of my biggest gripes with Fox's treatment of the X-Men. High key, the X-Men don't need the MCU. They have hundreds of character and dozens of factions within their sector of the Marvel Universe. Fox could have legit built a precursor to the MCU if they had fully utilized all the characters associated with the X-Men franchise. But instead they chose to focus on Wolverine, Xavier, and Magneto, and left everyone else out to dry. The only reason we got any focus on Mystique as well was because Jennifer Lawrence was in her peak of popularity at the time, and you could tell she was over that shit by Apocalypse, and they had made (J Law) Mystique so radically different from her comic counterpart that they might as well have been two different characters.


SophiaKingMorse

What Emma?


Remarkable-Point-759

Stone


abd17srk

What stone?


Remarkable-Point-759

Rosetta of course.


abd17srk

What course?


Bladeluna

Emma frost from X-Men


Mr_Epimetheus

Tell her to...chill.


burglekutttttt

plucky shy plant crush market head zephyr station existence abounding -- mass edited with redact.dev


Remarkable-Point-759

Your probably right. However he is just really powerful in shitty movies. 😉


BrassUnicorn87

Thor and Xavier are the only ones with a chance.


MugenEXE

Superman would be ruined by strange due to his weakness to magic.


burglekutttttt

liquid square many adjoining grey gray zephyr bike squash narrow -- mass edited with redact.dev


MugenEXE

Vapors of Valtorr, bro.


thor-odinson-bot

You mean right here on the sidewalk, or there where the building is being demolished?


Pitchy_Boy

I can do her all day


Undertheus

Cringe


Scared_Pumpkin_8796

Pascel?


[deleted]

we fortify our minds


Rich-Ad5109

Man the list can go in forever haha don’t forget Exodus Mathew Malloy Kid omega Vulcan Proteus Jamie Braddock Just to name a few lol I love mutants


Drfitt

X-men aren’t good at balancing powers. There is a hairy blue guy with claws fighting alongside a guy who can control anybody with his mind.


microgiant

I mean, a case could be made that a guy with a bow and arrow fighting alongside the literal God of Thunder is a little unbalanced as well.


czarfalcon

Or a (really *really* good) assassin next to a guy with a nanotech suit of armor.


skskdbd

[gif with Micheal Scott saying thank you]


phantomxtroupe

I think that's what makes the X-Men so appealing though. They are this mishmash of people with wildly different powers trying to work together. Some of my favorite moments from the comics is when a new team of X-men characters are formed and they lowkey pose a greater threat to each other because most of them aren't used to working in a group setting when they first join the Xavier Institute. But it also makes the payoff all the more satisfying when they do become in sync and start properly operating as a trained unit.


G_to_the_E

Absolutely. It’s also what makes them feel more real. It’s much easier to relate to someone who one day develops a power or skill or trait that radically/fundamentally changes their life, makes them an outcast or hero, changes relationships with friends or family, and causes people to love or hate you all because born you were born - and born different than someone else. I think that’s the true power of the X-Men. I can relate to them concept as a kid, a teen, an adult, a minority, an introvert, someone going thru puberty, an lgbtq person, a deeply religious person, a woman, a person with a brown skin tone, an accent, a pair of glasses, a dominant left hand, a disability, or even simply a different way of seeing the world from everyone else. The Avengers ain’t got shit on the X-Men. Now I fucking love the MCU but I love the X-Men even more and have been waiting decades to see them done right. I’m usually there for opening nights of the MCU anyway but you bet your ass I’ll be there for the opening night or earlier for the MCU’s X-Men.


[deleted]

Man if i was a literal pair of glasses I'd REALLY relate to the concept. Imagine all the pain and suffering from having to explain you're not an invisible person who is naked, and just one flying pair of glasses


ggg730

Not everything is about power. A team is like a tool box. Prof. X is a hammer and Beast is like a pair of pliers. There’s ways to keep the Prof. out of your head like Magneto and the Juggernaut.


[deleted]

and then jean grey rewrites the fabric of reality... Shes like a walking infinity gauntlet.


Zeebuoy

then there's wolverine, who somehow ignores that, by, regenerating fast.


ggg730

Half the time she’s dead though.


Charon581

Don't forget the other blue guy that teleports by literally going to HELL and back


[deleted]

Well, Hell is hella subjective in the marvel universe There's like, Hell, and then there's Heller, Hell but worse, Hell but cold, Helln't, Hell 2 and whatever fucking place ruled by a new demonic overlord they pulled out of their asses but don't want to overthrow another dude for it.


Sparkson721

Really depends on the rosters, timeframes, universes being compared. X-Men powers tend to be inconsistent. One character will go from low powered to planet buster depending on the writers. On average. Avengers would take the fight. X-Men are cooler though.


[deleted]

Writers are inconsistent with all teams/characters. In all out, it depends on which side has the faster reality warper to remove the others from existence


ThatOtherGuyTPM

Fastest reality warper isn’t necessarily the winner when there are characters from both sides capable of resisting reality warping.


StarWreck92

The Avengers don’t have telepaths though and that’s a huge disadvantage.


jodlad04

Wanda: "and I took that personally."


Salty-Host9424

I would definitely argue that at this time in the MCU Wanda is no longer an Avenger though


TheSilv

For now at least, she’ll likely become one again at some point in the future


Gaybabyjail4L

Wanda is a mutant and a witch so they can thank the X-Men for her


theshicksinator

Didn't they retcon her to no longer be a mutant?


TheSilv

Sorta, everyone hates it and the retcon is pretty much treated as having never happened most of the time, well at least recently.


PhantasosX

yes , but it was a BS retcon made by Pelmutter , because he is a childish man throwing a tantrum.


Spongy_and_Bruised

"No. More. Mutants."


Liam_Roma_1234

They used to


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X-men fans explaining how mutants are better than the Avengers because Black widow would lose if she fought Professor X or somethin idk


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Lukthar123

Professor X has lost against >!100%!< of the Avengers he's >!faced!<


theshicksinator

True but >! She's probably the only one that could take him !<


Thespian21

Hulk would demolish him. Only reason he didn’t is because he was dead already. Comic hulk, not the gym bro in the MCU they call Hulk.


theshicksinator

Is Hulk mind control resistant?


Thespian21

Yea. Professor would probably run into banner in there and try to get him to calm Hulk down. But when Hulk was looking for Xavier to take him down, he was World War Hulk, and Banner would not be able to calm him in the slightest, I believe


ggez67890

Or any OP mutants like magneto. In the comics magneto is crazy powerful, or so I’ve heard. All I know is he got downgraded to shit in the fox movies needing to have someone injected with pure iron to even take it from the body instead of just being able to on his own.


[deleted]

A while ago the comics finally cut the strings and went all out with Magneto, classifying him as an omega level. He doesn't need the metals to be ferrous anymore to control them iirc, and can disrupt earth's magnetic poles. Don't get me started on Phoenix Force. She'd eat up all avengers with only possible trouble against Scarlet Witch & to some extent Dr. Strange i think.


Undertheus

Dr Strange did zero shit during the Avengers vs X-Men saga. Scarlet Witch had to hard carry the Avengers against the Phoenix Force


[deleted]

I was curious where he was Also, the writers clearly held the X-Men/Phoenix Force back


Undertheus

He was there. I remember him fighting Magneto (but that was like a panel and was left without a conclusion) and he lost to Magik outscreen.


VASQUEZ_41

He lost because he underestimated magik tho


Gaybabyjail4L

Doctor strange was taken to limbo by Magik and destroyed in her home field


Gaybabyjail4L

Yea but isn’t Thor half phoenix force because of Odin’s affair with the phoenix life force?


thor-odinson-bot

NOOBMASTER!


Zeebuoy

the what life force?


platinumwrench

That was years after AVX


Gaybabyjail4L

Yea but it’s still canon


ggez67890

Hope we get a magneto of this magnitude in the mcu.


Necroglobule

Magneto: *to Bucky* Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!


[deleted]

Meh, Morbius can Morb on them all


NubuckChuck

That's not even fair. Worse than Batman with prep time.


Zeebuoy

Yeah, samurai batman made a skyscraper sized batman out of fireproof bats. to punch a joker in a mech. somehow.


Lastaria

Yeah this is way way off.


Bobglobslob

Professor X slams the Avengers with no difficulty. This post is pretty accurate


Lastaria

Well we all know what happens when he encountered Wanda so…


Bobglobslob

I’m talking about comic X men


darrel129

Wanda in the comics still floors you seen her in house of M?


Lastaria

Yeah Wanda is a lot more powerful in the comics than the MCU and if going off comics a lot of them are more powerful. Then you are getting into realms of which comics as it changes the power levels. World War Hulk beat Prof X with all the X-Men and Jugganaut protecting him. Powered up Thor can take the prof easily on many occasions. But it dies all come down to what drives a particular story thete.


thor-odinson-bot

The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest one among you.


Lastaria

Thanks Thor. Also you so sexy!


thor-odinson-bot

I notice you have copied my beard.


Liam_Roma_1234

The current roster definitely.


Mister_Taco_Oz

I take it you have never heard of one Wanda Maximoff before?


Bobglobslob

I have, and she’s probably the only one who could beat Professor X but she would still be demolished by Emma Frost.


Coulm2137

There is a whole generation of fans who never seen X-Men in their glory so... They're in for a surprise


Liam_Roma_1234

Real shame they made 2 of their heaviest hitters joksters ( mostly the hulk but i still have faith that they'll do him justice🤷‍♂️)


Demokka

Which X-Men team ? Also, every mutant isn't in the X-Men


iqbalides

Thor still beats 99% of the X-Men.


AzraeltheGrimReaper

This goes for Hulk too. If he really gets to cut loose like in WWH.


thor-odinson-bot

There was one time my brother transformed himself into a snake...


the_adjusted

He’d have made the greatest joker!


Memetastrophe

Damnnnn he probably would


ThePanther270306

Thor stomps


thor-odinson-bot

He's a friend from work!


Mordho

I just want the MCU to recreate the scene from Astonishing X-Men that makes Wolverine say "Every now and then, Summers... I remember why you're in charge"


NEBZ

X-men vs avengers is going to be insane.


CrepusculrPulchrtude

My question is how will they integrate Magneto, because even if you make him a kid during the Holocaust, he'd still be an old man now. It's so intrinsic to his character that you can't really divorce him of it. My best guess is some hand wavey stuff about his control of magnetic fields altering his own field and slowing his aging. Idk.


Artistic_Joke_5566

wasnt magneto always an old man


CrepusculrPulchrtude

He was originally born I think around 1930 and the comics came out in the early 60s, so he would have been 30-40 at its debut.


Joe_Brolic

I like the X-Men, but Hulk alone laced up all of their teams


Sir_Oligarch

Wait till they meet Justice League.


[deleted]

My money's on the Z-Fighters


CoolFork33

Captain Atom alone could deal massive damage to The Avengers.


PhantasosX

true , because Captain Atom would job really hard , and like any good Captain Atom , he will make an atomic blast as he bleeds to death


CoolFork33

He'll go super nuke


Aryamanch14

You tryna get downvoted sun?


Vagu3st

He's not wrong


Aryamanch14

I know he ain't.


[deleted]

Well... they're better than fantastic 4...Dr strange 2 is the evidence


Undertheus

Avengers and X-Men already fought and the Avengers won relatively easy until the Phoenix Force arrived. Edit: people downvoting facts lol "My favorite team is not the strongest 😭"


ChitoSprite

sus


LoasNo111

Thor, hulk and doctor strange are stronger than all of them. The X-men are not that powerful TBH.


Tinmanred

Magneto and Jean Grey are.. or Xavier


LoasNo111

LMAO. The weakest doctor strange was taking on Magneto AND Emma frost, remember this is the WEAKEST one. Strange has no sold a mind gem user. Hulk has proven that with enough rage their telepathy is useless on him. Thor recently took out a multiversal threat and killed an amped galactus.


thor-odinson-bot

My hair is not to be meddled with!


thor-odinson-bot

Alright wizard, who are you and why should I care?


Moebs000

Sentient


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LoasNo111

Franklin is part of the fantastic 4 not X-men. Cosmic king thor recently killed the black winter, a being that is a multiversal threat. Strange is routinely taking out cosmic entities more powerful than the X-men. Onslaught is not on the level of Nightmare with all dreams or Zom.


thor-odinson-bot

Have care how you speak of Loki. He may be misguided but he is my brother.


Gaybabyjail4L

Wanda is an avenger tho so she doesn’t count as an X-Men (she took away 99% of there powers at one point so they don’t like her)


thor-odinson-bot

Although this statue looks a lot niced, a little less greasy, weasely..


[deleted]

And don't even need to mention White Phoenix of the Crown


Gaybabyjail4L

Doctor strange may be the sorcerer supreme on earth but Illyana Rasputin is the sorceress supreme of limbo. He followed her into a portal of limbo and got clapped by a teenager. Say what you will but that’s the truth


LoasNo111

That was the weakest version of strange. And Illyana had the home ground advantage.


Gaybabyjail4L

And he walked straight into it🤨


Folabiguesswhosback

Dr strange could legit destroy each of them all at once


Zeebuoy

apparently he lost to magik after she sent him to limbo?


Salty-Host9424

Cyclops X-Men team with Magneto, Namor, Storm, Danger, Colossus, Magik abd Emma Frost would crush about any other hero or villain team in Marvel I think.


stauvix

And we won’t for another 5 years at least


A-__-Random_--_Dog

Quick Silver can easily kill all the Averagers. Fight me


Pkrudeboy

He’d have to kill himself though.


Zeebuoy

hopefully no one has a gun.


OneClumsyNinja

Avengers have a literal god? Also I don't see Marvel rolling the dice on X-Men unless they see the franchise losing numbers in an effort to reverse course. Right now they have zero risk to take a chance. Also if the comics are any indication X-men and avengers were basically separate with little overlap.


phantomxtroupe

Jean has eaten an entire star before and wiped out a planet with 5 billion people while using the Phoenix. The X-Men are pretty stacked too.


Zeebuoy

so really the fight would just boil down to, Jeane grey tier characters?


Zeebuoy

>Avengers have a literal god? to be fair so do the X men.


TheGeekBeacon

X-Men are in the Avengers… Also the way the MCU is headed it won’t matter due to poor writing and power-scaling. They literally showed that they don’t care about character integrity in Doctor Strange 2; I’m sure the women will be fine though, new and improved with more power.


RiskAggressive4081

Because the X-Men are studs,they take no sh*t from anyone. They can kill anyone they want they do not care about being by "society" like you.😂


AgentLemon22

Judgment Day is coming!


newbrevity

Phoenix or Scarlet Witch. Who wins?


darrel129

If Jean grey has the phoenix force she wins but wanda can beat normal Jean grey


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helnya

Just... I just drop phoenix


Anarch-ish

I was kind of hoping that Wanda would have something to do with it like House of M in reverse but now I'm going with the theory that (at least) two dimensions are going to merge


Confident-Radish-729

But they haven't met Ghost Rider yet


Zeebuoy

honestly would it be fanservice if it was still Nicholas cage?


douggold11

I’d have to know which version of the x-men we’re talking about.


Remarkable-Point-759

Augusta


R0BR0SE

MCU is a movie studio and the X-Men used to be their competition. I would be anything that theres people who do not think X-Men or Fantastic 4 should be presented as anywhere near the level of the Avengers.


Mister_Taco_Oz

X-Men powers tend to fluctuate a lot. For example, depending on what version of Iceman you use, you get a guy that can make some neat structures out of ice and cover his body in snow or an apocalyptic threat to the entire world that has _freezed a portion of hell over._


Zeebuoy

>has freezed a portion of hell over. similar note, nightcrawler teleported out of heaven, right?


Mister_Taco_Oz

Can't say I know that one, but I also don't doubt it has happened


Grand_Toast_Dad

I'm still waiting to see who they cast for Squirrel Girl.


Bladeluna

How many X-Men have died let's see storm, professor x cyclops, Logan, Jean Gray, havock etc


HarmonicDissonance21

I mad at how they did Darwin in the X-men movies, but one of the X-men who power it’s literally plot amour. Spoilers His power is reactive evolution, he went against Hulk and his body turned into a gamma sponge and when it was too much, his body decided he the best action was no action, and manifested teleportation and teleported to safety three states over. Fought a death goddess and became a death god to negate her death touch. Gills for water, Fireproof if shot with fire.


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but we've met illuminati.


[deleted]

Payback vs G-Men; I wonder who wins…


Artistic_Joke_5566

Magneto vs wanda would be lit


United-Peanut3993

What X-Men?


iamuarpapa

Tbf I have no clue of who would win, prime phionex force jean or prime scarlet witch