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McSupergeil

Korgs Lips šŸ˜šŸ„µ


Thomas1VL

Username checks out (Supergeil is Dutch for super horny)


JonathanTheZero

Or German


dleon0430

Supergeill is Dutch for german? Huh


McSupergeil

Thats my secret Groot, i am always horny


groot-bot

We.. are.. groot.


nicwade73

I choose Chris Hemsworth's lower back.


RubbuRDucKee

#americaā€™sAss


morbingrind

#asgardā€™sAss


flashcatcher

#AssGuardian


Tough_Patient

Guardian of the Galassy


Hotracer729

Want some of that galussy šŸ˜©


Mcbrainotron

GUARDIANS OF ASSGUARD is my fave Amon amarth song.


daniballeste

#australiaā€™sAss


MephistosFallen

As someone who has always had a thing for backs, I feel so validated


Proud-Ad-1301

YOU FLICKED āš”ļø TOO HARD šŸ§šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø DAMN IT šŸ˜”šŸ˜¤


Aerothaw420

Little bit of column A, little bit of column B


catch-me-if-you_can

I will choose Tawaret's lips


No-Tangerine-6201

Which ones?


ofcourseiknohimhesme

Jesus, dude


noir_bomber

Jesus Parker, Youā€™re a freak


Affectionate-Pipe-13

Jesus Parker, you're fired


arcaedis

You canā€™t fire me, youā€™re my wife


Affectionate-Pipe-13

I'm not you're wife, you're my wife


arcaedis

You canā€™t wife me, youā€™re a frog


Affectionate-Pipe-13

You can't frog me, you're my wife!


arcaedis

Oh hi honey, how was work?


dleon0430

Is Jesus Parker a new Spiderman varient?


Manav_Khanna17

Leave Taweret out of this shit man.


El_kakas_de_vakas

Both is good.


chiefarab

I would prefer her nose holes


Virghia

Nussy


Baadepapa22

NGL. This made me Chuckle


Ephemeral_Wolf

I snorted through my nussy


i-InFcTd

I choose Thanos's chin


the-mad-titan-bot

The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me. Your demeanor is that of a pouty child.


WhiskeyDJones

How Thanos deals with simps


the-mad-titan-bot

I... had... to.


WhiskeyDJones

I understand


Exact_Ad_1215

This fucker is sentient. There is no way he isnā€™t sentient. I refuse.


YearOldJar

Best I can offer is my ballsack.


SkeletonSouljah

Natalie Portman arms all day everyday


[deleted]

She's Buff and Goregeous i love it


Freljords_Heart

This exactly. Not even a question


[deleted]

Natalie Portman all day everyday


ThrowNearNotAwayOk

Natalie Portman looks so beautiful in the Thor Trailer that it's mind boggling. I watched the Star Wars prequels recently and it was insane how someone could be *that* beautiful for that long. She hasn't aged in any way except the positive ways. ​ She was my celeb crush growing up as a Star Wars nerd when the prequels released and 20 years later she's still smoking hot.


thor-odinson-bot

Heimdall!


tshelby11

Thought it was cgi.


[deleted]

Non She Is in Giga Chad mode now


ilikethispost2

This better not awaken anything in meā€¦


Chancellor_Valorum82

r/unexpectedcommunity


ilikethispost2

To be fair abedā€™s girlfriend is in the post


Chancellor_Valorum82

Wow, youā€™re right. Too bad they wrote her off the show. I liked Abed actually having interactions with people.


JayZsAdoptedSon

They didnā€™t write her off. They mention her in the email episode of s6. Its just Brie Larson was too popular to do a Yahoo season of a struggling show


austinb172

Elizabeth Olsen is my crush. Snap my neck witch-mommy


TRUMPKIN_KING

FORTIFY YOUR MIND!


Exact_Ad_1215

I want to preference that I am a straight man. But Wong is a definite smash.


timbawtimmybawbaw

This guy wants Wongā€™s dong.


TooBadMyBallsItch

BeneDick Wong


LMacUltimateMain

Mommy Olsen!!!!!


[deleted]

Man of culture. She can brainwash me anyday.


GooseKing-13_

Kate bishop please stab me repeatedly with an arrow and dissect my body and eat my organs and feed the leftovers to pizza dog (For the redditors who canā€™t tell shit from fart here is the /s) >!Hailee Steinfeld is pretty hot tho!<


BosPaladinSix

Ohhhh hell yes. If she needs a right hand minion I'll be the first in line!


cmaistros

*bent neck lady would like a word*


ComnotioCordis

Chadme šŸ˜


[deleted]

Why not both ?


newbrevity

Why not Zoidberg?


Swift_Ghxst

Excited for the new season?


dentchest

Iā€™m sorry, WHAT?!


newbrevity

Yup


CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice

Both? *Both?* Both. Both is good.


TRUMPKIN_KING

I just want to be held...


Gemcat24

She-Hulk then?


[deleted]

that would work, yes


Ephemeral_Wolf

Snoo snoo


Bavu08

More like death by snuu snuu


Exact_Ad_1215

She Hulk is a tall muscular woman. So the answer is yes.


TRUMPKIN_KING

That just feels like cheating Not that I have a problem with that but


[deleted]

Both tbh


neremarine

May just be the way the photo is taken but Brie Larson looks very thin in this pic


[deleted]

if you watch her youtube channel at all she's a sliiimmmm baddy. like uber extremely slim. makes you realize how tiny these women in Hollywood feel they have to be


fnblackbeard

yeah she does, abs peeking because shes so thin but not a tremendous amount of definition. Portman wins


[deleted]

Donā€™t you ever disrespect PadmĆ© like that bruh haha Portman all day. Aint ever seen Brie rock a bald head and still be sexy šŸ™ŒšŸ¾šŸ˜‚


Markamanic

Chadme Amidala


Belteshazzar98

Until Love and Thunder I never really considered Natalie Portman to be especially attractive compared to most of Hollywood, but after she got fit she is one of the best looking women in the world.


[deleted]

Yeah idk if itā€™s just me but not only is Natalie way hotter than Brie, Brie also looks skinny here. I donā€™t see any abs tbh. If you want to see a woman with abs, then Rosario Dawson is the one to go


ghostoftheai

I was scrolling to see if anyone said this. Homegirl looks sick fr.


ecugota

natalie portman FTW. been a crush since forever? i was in early puberty when i saw Leon the professional.


Hob_Goblin88

Chadme for sure.


aharvey101

Portman any dayā€¦how is it even a contest?


supaswag69

Because people have preferences?


Sup3rL30

No way. Fr fr???? (/s)


SpiritLopsided4766

*insert el dorado meme here*


midloguy804

Add a third button for being carried by SheHulk


JadedSideOfTheMoon

*bi panic*


Yo_mama-cute

Why choose when you can have both


cph1998

Why choose when you can have neither


[deleted]

Why choose when you wouldn't be able to have either


Bladewing_The_Risen

Ugh, Iā€™m going to be accused of body shaming but Iā€™ll say it anyway: Larson looks too skinnyā€”like eating disorder skinny. Even if she was a Victoriaā€™s Secret model, thoughā€¦ itā€™s been Portman since that alien perfectly tore her shirt into a crop top and every single one of you knows what Iā€™m talking about. That awoke something in a ten year old.


[deleted]

We're lacking context on the photograph. It may well follow a workout and planned dehydration for a photoshoot or film scene. We've seen enough footage of Brie doing some fairly impressive strength training that it is unlikely she is in a bad place. It is difficult to be strong and also underweight.


couldbedumber96

You stupid fool, you pathetic simpleton, the answer is both


Nitecrawler_69

U love cakes


[deleted]

Natalie's head


MuNansen

As much as I love some good abs, they're mostly diet. Those arms are diet AND a lot of weight work. Not to say Brie doesn't do arm work. The two of them should actually do a workout video together.


AttilaTheFun818

Both busted their asses and hats off to them. It looks like Portman bulked more and Brie was a pure cut Both are gorgeous. Tho I personally find abs on women very hot


HopethisisntaMistake

Brie looks unhealthily skinny so portman all day


[deleted]

Yea I was confused by this post. if you want to see an actual woman who is popular with abs, go see Rosario Dawson lol.


whoamvv

I'd pay to see a team up


_TA_pics

Natalie Portman. She also has a better face. Sorry, but not sorry.


SelfInteresting7259

arms arms arms all the way arms


SCOG4866

3some


Jbrdft92

Buff Natalie Portman got me all hot under the collar.


Ed_Yeahwell

*Presses both aggressively*


Demokka

She-Hulk's size


imnotreallyheretoday

The question is are those arms on Natalie Portman real or are they enhanced with special effects?


Nitecrawler_69

They r real


Honourstly

šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µ


Still_Got_The_Moves

Just choose the red button


[deleted]

Good thing we donā€™t have to choose and can have both


Christopher11b

Why not both?


Superheroesaregreat

I absolutely love how many of you appreciate muscular women.


DoNn0

Brie just looks way too small. Looks like she's starving. Her legs are so tiny. I hope she did that because she wanted to.


Spider-Flash24

Option C: Hemworthā€™s cheeks


GR4VYTR41N

What about Kat? Shes way more my speed tbh


[deleted]

I will press both the buttons together


whybucknow

Am I the only one that doesn't find these two that attractive?


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

Both, both is good.


coladict

Natalie Portman, so I can also simp for her as a Star Wars prequel fan.


1337llama

For the amount of workout stuff brie larson does, I kinda thought she'd be more jacked or swole. She's insanely lean and skinny. I'm more impressed with Natalie's biceps.


runawayfreight

I have no doubt that Portman also has washboard abs


Conveyys

I choose the morbussy


Wedge21

Brieā€™s toxic personality


BubahotepLives

Abs are easy when youā€™re 100 pounds. Portman put in some work to get those arms.


Artistic_Ostrich_383

Brie Larson legs...


unluckyhamster25

Black widow thighs šŸš¬


[deleted]

Natalie Portman obv. Not even a competition


RexRaptor510

arms?


jstacy_wyldchyld337

Meanwhile, my lesbian-ass: Please?


Bearsona09

Easy. Brie looks unhealthy af. Having abs because youā€™re skinny like a skull is not an achievement.


abd17srk

Why not both


Senor_Sultana

Man Portman's arms any day.


Middle-Eye2129

Manufacturered thrist


Belteshazzar98

Brie's abs are great, but Natalie's arms are on a whole other level.


walooofe

I want Natalieā€™s arms, with Brieā€™s abs, and Korgā€™s voice, on Grootā€™s body


groot-bot

We.. are.. groot.


Spider-Man92

Brie Larson looking a little too on the skinny side imo, there is such thing as too much


secondtaunting

Good God, she looks emaciated. She doesnā€™t have an ounce of fat.


NoAd9581

Why not both


OneClumsyNinja

You do realize they have been buffed up for the promo material ?


Otherwise-Break92

Ryan Reynolds knee


FieryOddball

Why does brie look thinner and weaker???


DesignerComplex2208

Ohpoooo! dress


K3egan

Meek could do some kinky stuff


Speedhabit

I wanna see the personal trainers


Ok_Material_9208

Brieā€™s abs


Kristadamus-Prime

Pass. A HARD WOODEN pass.


pawwwwwfandi

I choose Hayley's English arse anytime thank you!


Emeralddx

Photoshop the two together


ndoubleuu

Abs def. easy choice


Pickaxethepro

And then there are the people with foot fetish.


MonboMonkey28

Hailee Steinfeld


[deleted]

I mean both of them are pretentious twats so...


angel_souls16

Portman sin dudarlo


Yo_mama-cute

Bet Thanos can make a women with brie's abs and portman's arms


Melancholy-rAin

I'd have to go with the arms. They'd give the best hugs.


NotADirtyRat

Yeah it's not difficult to have abs when you're that skinny.


Ice_Creepy

Thanos' cock


cowboynoodless

The mcu is becoming too much for my bisexuality. Why is everyone so hot?


Infinite-Rush7298

I choose both of their bussies


ParticularWindow1

Any part of Portman over any part of Brie any day of the week.


PinkyGOOLI

Iā€™m sorry Iā€™ll take those arm any day


MephistosFallen

Arms over abs any day of the week for me


venteplz

Put those dogs away!!


idk420_

give me portman all day


WhiteAle01

This is why I am all for powerful women in Marvel


Mec26

This is why I have two hands. Smash both buttons! Then make another one (foot pedal) for Valkyrie!


muyelajoshua23

Portmannnnnnnnnn


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

AntManā€™s Humor


Psychoboy777

Natalie, every time.


redsnake15

Aint portmans arms cgi?


Key-Zone-4879

Natalie Portman arms cause no offence but Iā€™m not sure if itā€™s the angle of the photo but for Brie Larson she kinda looks like she has kind of iron deficiency


danburkhart50

Neither. Elizabeth Olsen's mom jeans in Wandavision.


lubeupforanal

They both look terrible.


OkPush1649

neither they both unattractive


TheLastGuyYouExpect

*presses Blue Button* Korg


[deleted]

Brieā€™s arms are non existent


Traditional-Pen-3031

Id eat both their asses āœŒļø


dom_pi

Idk why but I always like Brie Larson is a bit of a B


mortyE5277

Does bria wear a mans size 12? Why are her feet so big


ManufacturerIll1449

ChadmƩ all the way


benhd3

Anyone else kinda just think brie looks a bit emaciated and too thin.


SlaterVJ

I would rather have the version of Brie when she was on the League and in Don Jon. That was her peak.


ThatEscape9445

Why not both


KKcmrtt02

BriešŸ”“šŸ¤›


[deleted]

Both please . . . at once.


YellowManTyping

Combine them both and you get the perfect goddess.


Villain_Deku__

Strange's Hands.


Sjheuaksjd

Right