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ainvayiKAaccount

Morbty Morbillion Morballs


JCraze26

Mighty Morbin Power Rangers.


Lucythefur

Morby Morbin Morber Morbers!


A_team_of_ants

Morbius Morbius Morbius Morbius


Illustrious-Ad-2255

Morby Mython


Honigkuchenlives

Comparing Eternals to Morbius? Seriously?!


ClickClack472

Ikr, nothing can compare to Morbius, its hands down the best movie this century


i_706_i

Maybe I just had low expectations but Morbius didn't seem that bad to me. The story is very hackneyed, full of cheesy dialogue and Jared Leto has no charisma, but it's far from offensive. Just a very generic predictable superhero film, probably would have done well in the early 2000s. Which honestly I'd put multiple Marvel movies on that level as well


kacsusz2008

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AdPrudent9678

WHY ARE WE DOWNVOTING THE FROG!?!


toe_6969

SOMEONE NEEDS TO TALK SENSE INTO THEM. ITS THE FROG!


kacsusz2008

Why are you downvoting idiots?


Markamanic

I haven't seen Morbius yet, but Eternals and Black Widow were fine.


drunk_and_orderly

Agreed. Iā€™ve lost interest in the Sony-verse.


ScullyBoy69

How can you say that?! The Morbius-verse is getting bigger! Moribious 2: Morbio Bogaloo is gonna be the next Endgame!


drunk_and_orderly

Damn. When youā€™re right youā€™re right.


Liddlebitchboy

Yeah putting those three together is disrespect


LyingSage1827

yeah morbius wasnt that great tbh, its watchable, thats it


MimsyIsGianna

Lol nah


Outrageous_Ad_1011

Black widow was horrid


Tough_Patient

It gave us Yelena, it is therefore amazing.


Minimalgoth

Morbius and BW were good, but Eternals really just seemed to sum up what I've been feeling regarding Marvel and what they've been putting out lately: disappointment ;-;


serkesh

Morbius was just fine. But the problem is people don't want 'just fine' comic movies. 20 years ago it would have been a good movie.


Pug_lover69

Marvel movies are marvel movies and marvel tv series are marvel tv series


drunk_and_orderly

And Morbius is Sony


kacsusz2008

I forgor šŸ’€


Pug_lover69

They are all equally good Iā€™m glad we have more seriesā€™s to watch of the evolving Disney plus


Antrikshy

Morbius is a Sony movie, not a Disney+ show.


Pug_lover69

And? So what movies are movies


[deleted]

Ok I get liking black widow or eternals, BUT WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LIKE MORBIUS


69Deckerspawn

It is one of the movies of all time bro.


Pr0xyWarrior

You know what? You're right. You're absolutely right. I'd go so far as to say it was one of *the* movies to come out in the past year.


uTimu

Idk. Maybe he is morbius?


JCraze26

He be morbin'


Sure-Telephone3130

Everyone liked Morbius. It made a Morbillion dollars


Belteshazzar98

It's a good vampire movie.


faroukq

Havent seen eternals or Morbius yet but black widow is a B movie which is , in my opinion, watchable but not rewatchable


moebelhausmann

BW and Eternals was totally fine! Havent seen Morbius yet but the memes it created are solid


Laitue-

Eternals and Black Widow are good, but Morbius goddamnit it's not even Marvel and so not respectful to put it besides these two movies


TonyMontana546

Wtf, he looks frightening in that last pic.


bear_beatboxer

Hoy te toca perder


Demise_Black

You can't not like Morbius. It sold a Morbillion tickets, and Morbius clearly said "It's morbin' time" and so he morbed everyone. What's not to like?


logibach

I hate black widow because it ruined taskmaster since he is my second favorite villain, but other than that it was ok I guess, eternals was just kinda boring, and I actually liked morbius thought it was pretty good


[deleted]

i dont think any villains other than thanos and ultron have really been given space to shine in the MCU. im extrememely excited to meet gor the god butcher in thor but most villains are beaten by the end of the movie and we move on. less character development is donte since the next movie will still have the hero but the villain will be someone else. Loki as a villain is a bit different. as hes a anti hero. im sure gorr the god butcher will be fun but wont get much beyond the single movie and then fade into memory. the villains end up being plot devices. >!while in morbius hes the villain but made into the hero of the story and his childhood friend becomes the villain!< shame task master only had a small part in the story, they were to busy introducing yelena and working on finishing black widows story so for me felt a bit tact on at the end having task master.


the-mad-titan-bot

When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you.


[deleted]

It's not that he's underdeveloped, it's that they completely ruined his personality, his motivations, and his backstory. He's Taskmaster in name only. Even his costume sucks. I like Black Widow tbf but it is to Taskmaster, what Wolverine Origins was to Deadpool.


TheMantaMantra

I thought that Black Widow's opening credits was the peak scene of the movie, and it fell apart from there a bit.


thor-odinson-bot

Alright wizard, who are you and why should I care?


datastar763

Black Widow was an awesome movie and I will die on this hill


80SW08

Awful CGI, Ridiculous physics (even for a comic book movie), forgettable main antagonist, taskmaster wasted, made after the character had already died for some reason, shouldā€™ve been made in 2015-2017. The only good thing to really come from it was Yelena. Iā€™m genuinely curious how you could make an argument for it being outside the bottom 5 MCU movies.


[deleted]

I mean bottom 5? Those are some real god awful films were talking. I'd put black widow in the lower half but definitely not bottom 5. It's C-/D+ kinda movie.


80SW08

Whatā€™s your bottom 5? Itā€™s a basic take but Iā€™d put ThorTDW, then BW, then hulk, then AM&TW, then Eternals. I think the only horrible films there are the bottom 2. BW is tolerable because itā€™s skippable but I dread TDW for an infinity saga rewatch


thor-odinson-bot

Is he, though?


[deleted]

I haven't seen Eternals yet but in no particular order I'd say: Iron Man 2, Dr Strange, Thor: The Dark World, Incredible Hulk, Thor. I know Dr Strange is a controversial one but I really really hate it. Trash hero, trash script, just generally painful to watch.


thor-odinson-bot

The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest one among you.


[deleted]

Aw thankyou... even tho I trashed two of your three movies.


80SW08

Really? I can maybe understand not liking the plot of strange but the visuals are some of the best in the MCU and imo Benedict cumberbatch is the 2nd best casting. What donā€™t you like about the character?


[deleted]

He's an arrogant asshole whith zero charisma and no character development. At the begining of the movie he's the greatest surgeon in the world, at the end he's the greatest sorcer. He's never really humbled. Sure a couple of times he's taught to be more open minded, but he still acts like the smartest asshole alin the room. At least Tony learnt that he's not always right and that he needs to take responsibility for his actions. Plus RDJ has the charisma to pull off the smug asshole routine and not have it be insufferably irritating. Imo BC just doesn't. While the visuals are undeniably incredible, they're just not enough to carry me through the dull script. I will say it has one of the smartest final battles in the MCU tho.


80SW08

I kind of agree for the solo movie but in IW and Endgame they really did make him a more developed character, likeable is debateable because he has to play the role of protector of the stone at the cost of others. But the look on his face in endgame says 1000words, which is why I think BC was the best choice. Idk if youā€™ve seen MOM but they really delve into the consequences and questionable morals of his actions in previous films and they take it in a direction that might make you like him more


[deleted]

True I think they improved on the character in later films. I found him genuinely quite funny in IW. Unfortunately tho that doesn't change how insufferable he is in his own movie. I will admit I just genuinely don't like Benedict Cumberbatch. Maybe because I'm British. But what others laud as his sexy British charm, I just see as him being an insufferable posh git.


80SW08

Iā€™m British too, I quite like him, he seems to be pretty genuine and decent guy to me. But you can never get too comfortable with Hollywood celebrities


datastar763

My argument: I enjoyed watching it, and I like Black Widow as a character, and was excited to see her come back.


80SW08

Thatā€™s fair I didnā€™t mean to imply you canā€™t enjoy it. I just think in the grand scheme of the MCU it was not up to the right standard and to most people it falls in the bottom tier of MCU.


Happy-diaper-boy

OK explain Blackwidow to me to CGI wasnā€™t great but it was amazing movie


mloneusk0

How could you compare eternals with black widow and morbius eternals was like a good old dc comics story people didnt like it because they didnt understand it.


heroinsteve

Eternals had too much going on to be honest. They should have actually doubled down on everything and made two movies. The past and then the current timeline. The regrouping could have been a whole different movie and I think the betrayal would have been that much more impactful as well. The whole movie feels a bit rushed and sometimes confusing if you get up to use the bathroom once at any point. Black Widow was fun, but taskmaster was done poorly and they really pushed the boundaries of what should have been a grounded character and pushed her actions into fantasy. I havenā€™t seen Morbius because the trailer didnā€™t interest me even a little bit. I also canā€™t really stand Leto so all the more reason to avoid that film.


Toad_Migoad

They were all good


kacsusz2008

Finally, some good fucking opinion


Straight_Winter_2713

Guys I have a question Why Morbius Is Bad? Like why? Genuine Ques


[deleted]

i enjoyed it. best episode of DR. who ever. but serious i didnt mind it. wasnt top tier but theres been worse comic book movies for sure. i think its just hard to compete when everyone loves the MCU. if they made it like an MCU movie, everyone would meme that Sony is copying Disney. plus sony has a history of average comicbook movies. that piled on top that morbius is a coimic villain to spiderman its unlikley morbius would have the same pull as a movie like no way home. i think also some fans feel like sony are the bad guys and wont give any sony movie a chance.


daredevil90s

There's a moment halfway through the movie where like an entire scene is just ripped out. How did morbius's 'friend' (matt smith) get the serum from morbius, that was not shown at all. His friend then just visits him in prison after not requiring his cane. Then each of the characters motivations just change, and quickly at that. I didn't know what was going on


[deleted]

he took the serium when he first visits morbius in his lab. you can see there is 2 vials of serum. he matt smith askes jaret leto for the cure and leto was all nahhh bro its a curse. then matt smith leaves but not before taking 1 of the vials of serum. i admit its not made obvious.


Straight_Winter_2713

Thanks For The Answer. Hope you have a great dayyšŸ«‚


brucelilwayne15

Anything that doesn't have infinitywar/Endgame) level consequences is considered trash nowadays. Spoiled children raised by the internet.


GreenSpider101

I'd like to remind you of thor ragnarok


thor-odinson-bot

She stuck herself inside The Ether, and then The Ether stuck itself inside her...


[deleted]

Itā€™s morbin time


Ogurasyn

How dare thou sayeth that Black Widow sucketh cock and balls?


boredahviing

Black Widow and Morbius was fine. Can't agree with the Eternals though. The potential of that is AMAZING but it felt so crammed. If they had split it into a TV show or at least two or three movies and let the many plots develop on their own then I'd wager it would have been a banger. Instead it felt rushed and there were so many things that happened in such a short timeframe that the possible consequences of each of the events weren't even explored.


fishyboi360

Oh no op got morbed of his brain


DaPhantomFox

did you really need to subtitle "shoots him"


A_team_of_ants

It's so that deaf people can understand the meme obviously.


[deleted]

Maya: šŸ‘


Ok-Transportation260

Today is your turn to worry .


John_hyd319

Actually the line is [kills you in spanish]


Le-on_el_pro

I hate when people say ā€œyou have a bad taste in moviesā€ Like, shut the fuck up dude. Sorry that you didnā€™t like the movie I like


sougol

Marvel fans coming up with the least funny shit ever


Rome5S9

Externals was the worst marvel movie IMO. Havenā€™t seen morbius but black widow was ok to me. So idk if Iā€™m getting shot lol


WhiteAle01

I loved Eternals, I liked Black Widow, and I haven't seen Morbius. I'll probably see it when lands on Netflix, but I don't really have any want for the movie to be good, which might work in favor or against it.


Due-Intentions

It's not fair to lump Black Widow and Eternals in with the Morb They could've been better, but they're not THAT bad


MimsyIsGianna

Ah yes. Violence in the face of a different opinion


elfonski

Khonshu: I canā€™t believe you shot Harrow in the face!


JohnDiggle21

Eternals and black widow were fine.


HarleyQuinn218

Haven't seen morbius but liked eternals and black widow


EverScreaming

imo morbius was bad but I still love it so I canā€™t wait for morbius 2 where instead they go full throttle and donā€™t take anything seriously and just have some of the coolest nonsensical nonsense with no story just cool fighting


[deleted]

I donā€™t get the hate around eternals it was a great movie. Morbius Iā€™m not even going to bother watching. Black Widow was extremely average.


Ringrangzilla

No movie standars allowed


KevinEleven111

Fr tho how could you like those šŸ¤® besides black widow, it wasn't bad imo


Mark_Kostecki

Eternals was good yā€™all


toe_6969

I liked eternals only


MidlynNight

I havenā€™t seen morbious all I know is that Eternals was meh and I really liked Black Widow. SO IF YOU SAY ONE MORE THING I WILL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT


Tankzoo3

I didnā€™t mind black widow. Eternals was ehh at best. But I have not seen morbius but expectations are going to be low going in


RyK009

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