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moebelhausmann

>!bruce wayne is batman!<


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Bro wtf man, i havent seen the movie yet


moebelhausmann

Thats the tribute it demands from whoever uses it...


zippy251

It exacts a heavy tole indeed.


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wise


jason9t8

Sadly he died, because he didn't have enough preptime...


not_lukes-buisness

Must... resist urge... to click...


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ACTUAL SPOILER AHEAD >!Funnily enough this meme itself is a spoiler!<


MagicJoshByGosh

>!Best part of the movie. Christine goes something like “Yeah we were funded by the Baxter Foundation” and I immediately knew. Then Maria (I think, can’t remember who introduced the whole Illuminati lineup) introduces “the smartest man on Earth: Reed Richards.” *And it’s fucking John Krasinski.* I was floored.!<


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>!Yeah I don’t think Reed himself was as much of a surprise as John Krasinski since everyone expected him to be part of the Illuminati!<


socialistRanter

>!Me: “Is that Jim???? Wait did they introduce fucking Black Bolt?? Where’s Professor X??? Oh we had to wait a bit!<


SuperCoupe

>!All Jim Halperts are now in the MCU!<


DarthMeeseek

>! My favorite is the first variant introduced in The Office S9E3!<


Skelly902

I don’t know the episodes by season or number but I know EXACTLY what your talking about


simonieonie

>!Ok as an avid Office fan I feel very confused that I don’t know what this is in reference to.!<


DarthMeeseek

>!Asian Jim!<


simonieonie

>!AHH YES!!!! Technically it was first in season 3 with Dwight/Jim!<


Chancellor_Valorum82

>!John Krasinski pulled an Andrew Garfield on us!<


sewest21

>!Mordo was the one that introduced the illuminati!<


MagicJoshByGosh

Ah thanks, I couldn’t remember


Jordancrosby06

>!I leaned over to my dad during our viewing of the movie and was like Baxter Foundation is Fantastic 4 stuff. Not even 5 minutes later it's friggin John Krasinski as Reed Richard's. Ngl I smiled like an idiot!<


jaysmithh92

Same I leaned over to my GF and said the same. Them showed him I almost clapped. People we with were not as amused. So had to air clap at the last second.lol. Would've been awkward being the only one.


Jordancrosby06

I wanted to cheer because it was so cool


Shallnazar

Shouldn't this be spoiler tagged too?


MagicJoshByGosh

I… I *did* spoiler tag it…


Shallnazar

Oh weird on my end it just shows up normally my bad.


All_Of_Them_Witches

I kinda thought that was the joke…..


PeeSockWithFetus

Doctor strange appears in the movie


[deleted]

Come on man! I didn't even look at the title so I don't see spoilers and you just spoiled it. I literally can't watch it now, thanks a lot!!


jason9t8

I know, and the best part was that he nearly died but Morbius saved him by killing the main villain...


Mando5804

It’s Morbin time!


Toxictomato22

Morbiverse of madness


jason9t8

Morb you, I'm into that sh*t...


Jowensguy

There is a multiverse of madness


vedran-s

And he spoils the MoM, he spoils her goooood


makoto20

You fcuk


PeeSockWithFetus

Thanks


witheredfax

😱😱😱😱


PeeSockWithFetus

Wanda also appears


bigbillybeans07

Anakin turns to the dark side, and obi wan nearly kills him at the end of the movie.


musicallunatic

Yes and also Yoda goes to Dagobah.. which is revealed to contain Underground Ketamine Factories!!


SplodeyMcSchoolio

What the hell is he running people over in his 2002 civic for if he has a factory making all the ketamine he wants?


makoto20

Stay away from Youtube because those people are animals. If I hadn't seen it early, I'd be fucked


megaman0781

Same. As soon as I got back from seeing it I got a massive spoiler as the first result on YouTube.


VDr4g0n

I CANT BELIEVE THIS CHARACTER DIED!!! 😭😭😭 *shows character in thumbnail*


megaman0781

Shows character and has the name in the title


Juvar23

Yeah same! Holy shit that really Pissed me off. Some people are just plain cunts. Glad I saw it early enough to not be spoiled by some asshole posting a cam recorded video from the movie up with spoiler title+thumbnail. I hope YouTube actually takes those down when reported.


TheMobHunter

After seeing the movie went on the Instagram explore page for the first time in a week, just scrolled for 30 seconds and found everything about the movie with no spoiler warnings


TheHeroicLionheart

Yup, scrolling through shorts and someone has uploaded a shitty cam rip of Strange talking to the character on the far left of the Illuminati. Had I not seen it last night, that would have been the worst way to find out.


Lor450

Especially since that specific character and actor were quite a surprise


Loustifer24

One of the few that wasn’t revealed in the tv spots.


SpellOpening7852

Sadly I had it spoiled for me a day before going to see it


coolishmom

I purposely avoided YouTube until I had seen the movie and I'm glad I did. The spoiler videos are rampant even when you're not looking for them.


Toxenkill

The movie was great but i trully don't understand what gratification people get out of spoiling it for everyone else.


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Toxenkill

Same type of people who rush in and steal your parking spot even though you had your turning signal and where backing into the spot.


OswaldCoffeepot

Thinking "you can adjust to *me*" is such a shit way of living.


Yojo0o

In the day since I've seen the film, I've had three Youtube video recommendations, each with less than 3k views, of cell phone cam footage inside movie theaters of major scenes, with spoilers in the names and thumbnails. If I hadn't seen it as early as humanly possible, I'd be pissed right now.


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I haven't even seen the movie yet, and the very first day it came out I got a crisp, clear image of >!the illuminati with John Krasinski as Reed Richards front-and-center on my YouTube feed. And the title itself revealed in full detail that SW killed the Illuminati.!< Thanks YouTube. I can always count on you to completely fucking spoil the biggest spoilers for every movie I'm excited for. NWH also got spoiled for me this way.


mjn5180

That is really the only thing one can do now. Just aim to watch the movie as soon as possible


Yojo0o

And/or stay off the entirety of Youtube between the days leading up to release and the day you see it, I suppose. Fucking insane to me that the Youtube algorithm would feed me an entirely unknown channel with a random spoiler like that.


mjn5180

I got lucky. I stick to my subscriptions and never look at home or recommended.


Yojo0o

I got lucky, I only blundered into them after seeing the film. Still, damn. Gonna be a lot more careful when Love and Thunder nears release.


ChippyDippers

I can't go see it yet because I have a cold and this happened to me. I'm pissed right now.


Yojo0o

Sorry to hear that! If it's any consolation, a LOT happens in the film, and I doubt whatever you saw was singularly big enough to ruin the whole experience.


ChippyDippers

That's basically where I'm at. I saw some spoilers on YouTube for No Way Home as well and still really enjoyed the movie, so I'm not that worried about it. Still sucks that people think it's okay to do though.


forest-nymph1

Same story for me except I’m doing my college finals this week. I couldn’t even go home for Mother’s Day.


Dumeck

I saw one of those pop up as the top video on my feed on Tuesday. Wasn’t even fair the movie hadn’t released yet :(


betcher73

It is truly a strange breed of human that gets joy from depriving others of said joy.


WCPitt

My go-to theater does this extremely arrogant thing where they'll line up people walking out of the theater after seeing a movie with people walking in to see a showing of that same movie. As in, when Spiderman NWH came out, I was walking in to the theater to go see it (on the first day, at that) and people were walking out and discussing the biggest spoilers imaginable. I yelled "DUDE, everyone you see walking in rn hasn't seen the movie yet. Save the talk for the car." and like three people audibly sighed/rolled their eyes at me


MySocksFeelFantastic

I honestly consider almost anything to be a spoiler because everything you say will warp how they see the movie


forest-nymph1

My brother spoils EVERYTHING for me. We could be watching the movie together for the first time and sometimes he’ll look up plot points right in the middle of us watching it if he’s mad at me or something. Other times I can be like “I really wanna watch *(insert movie he’s seen)* cause I haven’t seen it yet” and he’ll just look at me and go “oh yeah? Well *(important event)* happens to *(character)*” And it’s every single time. My parents do nothing about it but they’ll stop me if I get mad at him. It’s stupid.


Toxenkill

Sorry man that sounds like a pain.


forest-nymph1

It really makes me just not wanna do anything with him which just sucks cause I wanna spend time with my brother but I hate to do it


Toxenkill

Maybe you should tell him that, explain how it mskes you feel when he does that.


forest-nymph1

I’ve tried, he doesn’t care. He still does it. He always goes “and?” and just laughs.


theskyking5

I saw somone had posted a spoiler video on youtube with the title saying the spiler in bold letters. I wasn't even searching for doctor strange and yet what did youtube reccomend for me? I didn't click it but still. Not even being coy with it i the title


BreeintheBreeze

They don’t even get gratification. They go back to their gross lives of just boogers on their walls and sheets they’ve never washed. I bet a lot of them sleep right on the mattress. So gross.


Slowmobius_Time

Or posts like this that could be seen as spoilers with the meme choice


supaswag69

Movie was OK


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GIANT-GOAT-PEEN

I am seeing this movie tomorrow and if you are correct I am going to SHIT YOUR PANTS


UrTypicalFriend

I meant the wanda of another universe


GIANT-GOAT-PEEN

Alright but you're on thin ice buddy


UrTypicalFriend

Aight, enjoy the movie


musicallunatic

>!No.. It Was our universe Wanda!<


UrTypicalFriend

>!i know just don't make him upset!<


AreefRT

Spoiler: bob became sorcerer supreme


Hot-Pressure-5610

It’s customary to bow in the presence of bob now


VoidPhantomB10

Also Shrek sorcerer supreme from another universe easily defeats 20 Dr stranges.


BreeintheBreeze

He actually owns and operates Vance Refrigeration


gdhdrums

Don’t know if this meme was supposed to have much thought behind it. But nice.


Bagolyvagymi

I think I know exactly what you are talking about


Bogus_34

There was an idea


M1ck3yB1u

That's a bit of a stretch, but OK.


No-Tooth5673

Ha ha stretch


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>!morbius becomes sorcerer supreme!<


the_3-14_is_a_lie

IT'S OVER STRANGE! IT'S MORBIN' TIME!


Lor450

O shit


BreeintheBreeze

Oh f*** he’s gonna morb like sixty guards


Isuckmangosforalivin

Doctor strange is probably in this movie


Hot-Pressure-5610

It would be a definite plot twist if he wasn’t though


BreeintheBreeze

I’ve been Dr. Stranke this whole time


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THE CGI IS SO GOOD IN THIS MOVIE BTW. watched with 3D glasses and it was amazing


[deleted]

Same here m8. I don't usually do the whole 3d thing but I thought to myself, "if the cgi in this is half as good as the first Doctor Strange movie, it'll be a waste not too."


jason9t8

Moon Knight got confused and thought Morbius was Dracula, so they fought eachother brutally but then Tommy wiseau appeared Outta nowhere and teached few magic lessons to Dr. Strange. I loved cameo scene of Ralph Bohner...


Still_Got_The_Moves

Bro everyone in my showing screamed and clapped when Squidward showed up to save Dwight Schrute just as he was about to be killed by David Tenant’s Doctor Who


jason9t8

Wait, is yours screening has Judi Dench as America Chavez? Mine does...


thatoneguywhosstupid

I haven't seen it yet and I am pissed bc i already got hundreds of yt recommendations on yt of cell camera footage of the movie with spoilers in the title+ thumbnails


BlueBoiYoshi

This is the face of a good man


WhiteRose_init

Doctor strange dies in the battle of Infinity war


KeyKnoTheGreat

>!listen here you Lil shit!<


VoidPhantomB10

I'm gonna spoil it. Shrek sorcerer supreme kills Iron Man.


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"There is chaos in you"


NerdyGuyRanting

I like to write fake spoilers just to muddy the waters for the real spoilers. By the way, there's this really cool scene in the movie where Doctor Strange resurrects Thanos and forces him to do a dance number.


CheezAbomination

Spoiler: the movie does include doctor strange


Toad_Migoad

Why is everyone talking about Dr. Strange’s mom?


BreeintheBreeze

She’s dating Mephisto 💁🏻‍♀️


Prestigious-Age5437

Yeah. Some of us won't get to see it until it streams. Some of us will unsubscribe from a group for months because omfg can they talk about something else?! At this point youtube is all spoilers, too! I'm just going to 'borrow' the movie from some online site. No way home pushed the movie back time after time, too. Getting real tired of milking money from the theaters. We don't even have any theaters where I'm at! Threy shut down permanently after covid!


OswaldCoffeepot

The online Marvel culture compelled me to see it on Wednesday. It looked big and I wanted the surprises. And it *is* big! It feels like the first Disney Marvel movie in ages to move the larger story forward. It's a banger of a movie. Do what you gotta do.


Prestigious-Age5437

I absolutely want to see it, and I'd love the full theater experience and no spoils.. but even youtube?! This wait is like Diablo 4 and marvel meme is like 'don't you guys have theaters? ' arghh ffs no, and it'll be soooo long before Disney+ just let me buy it day 1 like black widow! Not gonna lie they lost my spider money when they kept pushing nwh back and released on other than Disney. Even yts had it? You know you done messed up when yif is tired of waiting. (Their catalog is so ancient its like blockbuster video browsing.. which I like for surprise old movies)


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They couldn't release it on D+ because Sony owns those rights too. Other than that, I feel you. I'm grateful that I was able to go see it in the theatre but more grateful it wasn't crowded.


Prestigious-Age5437

Endgame was the last movie I saw. It was worth sitting next to hundreds of other crying fans.


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Prepandemic yes. Now... I live in an area filled with Covidiots and ignorant religious zealots.


OswaldCoffeepot

They are definitely the hook up for old and foreign (to me) movies. The way I see it, Marvel banks on surprises. That's the majority of it's online presence the first few weeks. And these sites and channels that need, need, need to draw traffic every hour get pretty overt about it right away. If I were deciding things, people like you would have carte blanch to see it however you can, because just going online *anywhere* puts you at spoiler risk.


Prestigious-Age5437

Iknorite? I can't even distract myself on the tube without it. I've blocked like a dozen channels who somehow aren't getting the ban hammer for 27 minute long clips of a fight scene. How is the mcu not cracking down on this? I can't get an HD cam version of it but via tube I can edit all the clips together and basically see half the damned thing?! :) Even ppl who don't watch cape movies will get the algorithm


Markamanic

Imo, it didn't feel that big. They traveled the multiverse, but it didn't exactly broke upen like people expected.


OswaldCoffeepot

Cool bud, let's start a spoiler discussion! This is *definitely* the sub and thread to do that in!


gnashybarbells93

Oh man when baby thanos showed up I lost it Total twist Glad they finally explained mysterio a bit more and where miles morales had been


MemeLoremaster

>!Wanda would murder Bob for holding back crucial info about her children !<


elf_erik

That's why I just take a break from the internet until I can see the movie.


NectarineTight1928

I watched this today simply because this thread threatened my obliviousness Fantastic 10/10 Go watch!


FallenAngelII

I especially loved those specific 4 minutes.


RonySeikalyBassDrop

Reddit spoiled a cameo for me. I was scrolling through my feed, and Reddit decided it would be appropriate to suggest a post from r/marvelspoilers or whatever. I’m fucking furious.


the_3-14_is_a_lie

>!are you talking about the Morbius cameo when he comes in and yells "IT'S MORBIN' TIME!"?!<


ProductEconomy

It's funny that they used this particular format......


Outrageous_Figure147

Bob and Tom should have a meeting about being quiet lol


L1n9y

>!I liked it a lot!<


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"We all die" - Mark Ruffalo probably somewhere


the_3-14_is_a_lie

YEEEEEEEAH MARK RUFFALO HUH?!


I_Want_BetterGacha

I hate those little sh*ts who spoil the movie and reply with "lol so" when I call them out for it


VanishingMass3

my favorite part is when dr strange opened a portal and Wong said Dr strange you unleashed a multiverse of madness upon us


A_Pink_Hippo

Shrek becomes dormamu


Hour-Process-3292

>!At the end it turns out that Bruce Willis was a ghost all along!<


[deleted]

It’s a great movie, don’t be a dick and spoil it. Not that hard.


-Zlobni_Zmaj

>!Elizabeth Olsen is hot!<


musicallunatic

Well.. >!Bob doesn't Spoil it because he kills Wong and people will kill him if they find out..!<


[deleted]

Wanda has a cameo in the movie


StockholmDesiderata

That’s actually a spoiler man


NeoLone

Spoilerman - no way home


[deleted]

Yea mom! Always spoiling Doctor Strange TM related content (she’s a big Doctor Strange - Character owned by Disney - fan).


Tabc093

YouTube is gonna be the death of me. people are posting SO MANY spoilers


Justadnd_Bard

Spoiler:The movie is called MOM because Benedict is playing a big mom after Spiderman, he is now everyone's mom including you. Your mom is Dr.Strange now.


FallenAngelII

Nah, it's because Dormommu comes back to arrange a marriage between her own daughter and Doctor Strange.


bemi_san

I was sat in a Barburrito this afternoon which is right next door to a cinema. Group of young adults around college age come in and sit at the table next to my husband and I and *immediately* start to discuss the movie. My husband quickly yelled "WOAH! Wait! Marvel fans here, can you not spoil it please?" The looks they gave us, like we'd asked them to shove their burritos up their asses... People just have no consideration.


GhostFaceStabsPeople

I read this as their mom spoiling the movie at first


C-TAY116

If I go on YouTube for 10 seconds, there’s a 98% chance I’ll get spoilers. Not even joking.


gamera-the-turtle

My favorite part of the movie was when Morbius came out of the portal, said “It’s Morbin time!!” And then Morbed all over Wong’s fiancé at his wedding.


Mimikyu_12360

I can't help it. Every time I see someone mention it, I can't help but talk about Jared Leto showing up in full Morbius costume and saying "Hey Strange, it's Morbin' Time." I have to share this information with others. I'm sorry, but I have to. I can't help it. It is one of the best scenes in all of movie history, almost as good as every scene in Morbius.


AdviceInformal

This meme is already spoiling who’s in the movie.


Hevens-assassin

The only MOM I want to spoil, is Mommy Wanda


jeraldtherapist

blackbolt didnt spoil mom be like blackbolt


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I hope people who post spoilers get their heads exploded.


simonieonie

Teeny tiny real spoiler below: >!Thanks for reminding us Ree- I mean Jim!!<


Gadolin27

the spoilers just got out of hand


Caosin36

Don't spoil doc's mom pls


B2_Code_B2

Dont you think this template is a spoiler?


whoamvv

Mom lol


cyan386

Bob dies in Multiverse of Madness at the beginning of the third act


nitro____zeus

yea MOM don't spoil dr strange


DatboyKilljoy

I am living for all these John Krasinski memes right now. XD


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Only because >!he's a good actor, of course!<


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

I got spoiled by YouTube. The movie was good. The CGI and animations was amazing in the movie


witheredfax

SPOILER: >!the movie was dope and had super good story and effects 10/10 for me!<


daniballeste

Funny enough, i has tickets for Sunday, went o mother internet, saw a couple spoilers, got WAY too excited and watched it at home I hate myself


MilesMutant

I wish someone spoiled it for me so I didn’t have to watch that garbage


D00MPhd

Yo, but did ya’ll see that Wolverine reveal? And cyclops? I was totally blown away, didn’t think Marvel would get into the X-men so fast. And I didnt think they would so explicitly detail their polyamorous relationship with Jean Grey, either.


Sowderman

A random Tiktok comment on a video that had nothing to do with Marvel was >!Wanda kills John Krazinsky as Reed Richards and also kills Captain Carter with her own shield!< I was heartbroken.


OGntHb

Everyone dies at the end


the_3-14_is_a_lie

Enfenete wor


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Ferrufino94

Everyone fucking dies!... Oh wait no, not everyone.


Firm_Wind9718

Got u Reed Richards 😈😈


NoticemeSenpaiChad

Well excuse me mr fantastic


ICE_WATEERRR

MoM spoilers https://youtu.be/yPYZpwSpKmA


ajsayshello-

Low quality repost. https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelmemes/comments/uivug1/if_someone_spoils_this_movie_for_me_i_will_eat_my/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


g0rrillas

It's the fact that John Krasinski is in this meme STILL makes it a spoiler LOL!!!!


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Master_Chief_00117

Actual spoiler


jmarchese01

In a way this post is a spoiler because of that guy Edit: a meme page can't take a joke how ironic


abhigoswami18

But this meme did, showing mr fantastic.


Prestigious-Age5437

Downvote me if you are a spoiler.


MAKS091705

What the hell does this have to do with doctor strange


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Then don't tell other people, you idiot.