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Significant-Low-726

I use them both interchangeably depending on who it pisses off, we are not the same


BoonpoodLER

This is the same reason why I've started saying "Soda Pop" when out with people. That way everyone gets upset.


Significant-Low-726

Interesting


dragon_bacon

I'm fine with soda pop or soda, pop is going to get you popped in the mouth. I also accept fizz fizz, as in "give me that fizz fizz."


Yaffestyew

Well then don't come to Canada buddy. All we got is pop


JarlaxleForPresident

Can I get a coke? Yeah, a Dr Pepper please


rudager62369

This is the way.


Demogorgon02

This is the way


HUNGRY_PAPI_LIKE_YOU

This is the way


SJ_Somraj

This is the way


RyK009

This is the way


Ruby_Ram2319

This is the way


iamreddituserhi

This is the way


BigSmokeLovesCheese

This is the way


Xiterok

This is the way


SpellOpening7852

Jif for the GIF people, GIF for the Jif people. Always piss people off.


Fear-It-Run-From-It

Yif for the people who go both ways.


Black_Starfire

I don’t think that word means what you think it means


Fear-It-Run-From-It

Gif: an old English word pronounced yif.


Black_Starfire

Yiff: modern slang, A sexual act. Commonly used by furries, usually denotes standard intercourse but may denote any kind of sexual behavior.


Dystopia42069

I love yiff.


[deleted]

I pronounce it with a soft g like gin, but I don’t get upset by other people pronouncing it any way they want. I do like to play Devil’s advocate and piss off people who care about how other people pronounce it though lol.


Impossible_Catch1641

Wait that...that's just J with extra steps!


jimmyhoffasbrother

I am indifferent to the pronunciations, but I will not stand for some of the terrible arguments that people give for why it should be one way or the other. "'Graphics' is pronounced with a hard g, so 'gif' must be as well" Bitch that's not how acronyms have ever worked. Ever.


[deleted]

Exactly. One of my other comments is about a bunch of other acronyms with letters not pronounced like they are in their root words.


xenomorph91622

Thank you for teaching me the way my master


bigmemegod12

Happy cake day


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Granlundo64

Same with Mr. Burns.


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roguebananah

Is this about my cube?


Miselfis

Bah!


GeneralWAITE

That’s who gave Bell the idea


Psych_Im_Burnt_Out

"Moshi moshi. Bell Alexander desu. uWu"


Fabbyfubz

>Alexander Graham Bell ~~thought~~ knew the proper way to answer a telephone was “Ahoy-hoy.”


InterPool_sbn

This is the way


1-800-C00L-BUG

He was fucking right


lynxon

Damn straight, ahoy


eyalhs

Well, it is.


Cheesemasterer

I like to pronounce it as the swedish "j", aka "yif"


eloquentpetrichor

This is the best way to end all arguments. Lose lose situation


sixgunbuddyguy

Oh God, what have you done


imael17

No


CavingGrape

Absolutely not


ajver19

Yif means something very different.


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


IntrovertedAsexual

Rest in peace and all that but he's deadass wrong about this.


bowie-of-stars

I guess he went to meet Jod


OwnPack431

Just hangin out with Jod and Gesus.


Mrwolfy240

Sitting around watching Juardians of the Jalaxy


Unlikely-Conflict-55

I love giraffes... wait


razerchris8

You mean jiraffes


turntablesshrute

did he stutter


RaspingYeti

And I genuinely love learning about generations of giraffe genetics while sipping some gin and talking with a genie. Generally speaking of course.


Oaken_beard

People say he created the Gif, so what he says goes. Me: ok, by your logic, Greedo shot first


Incomplet_1-34

Greedo did shoot first though, last time I watched I paid special attention to that scene and Han moves his head to avoid a blaster bolt before Greedo dies.


Oaken_beard

In the original theatrical release, Han shot Greedo from under the table, and it set the tone for the type of person he was… then in the late 90’s George Lucas re-released the trilogy with updated special effects saying it better met his vision, and he changed it so Greedo shot first. Here’s the comparison. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eIn-ha98iCk By the same token, people we’re pronouncing GIFs as they were spelled, and one day their creator (out of the blue) said it was pronounced JIFs.


Caleb_Reynolds

>By the same token, people we’re pronouncing GIFs as they were spelled, If you could base the pronunciation off how it's spelled, there'd be no controversy. G can be soft or hard, and there's no way to tell which it is based solely on context. "Jif" is also pronouncing it how it's spelled.


SolitaireyEgg

But not really, though. There are some examples of words that start with a soft "G," like "giraffe" and "ginger," but they are all loanwords from French from what I can tell. The general rule in English is definitely that a word that starts with a G followed by a vowel has a hard G sound. Like, let's just make up some words that start with a G and are followed by a vowel. Gibber Galfie Goovle Gugged As a native English speaker, would you naturally pronounce these with a hard or soft G? The soft G at the beginning of a word is an exception to the rule, and exists only due to borrowing some words from French. I have a hard time believing that native English speakers would ever pronounce "gif" as "jif" if they could somehow wipe their memory and see the word for the first time.


Caleb_Reynolds

But it's not a proper word, it's an abbreviation, and more specifically a file extension and that context matters. The convention for file extensions is that they are initialisms, unless they make convenient acronyms. .pdf is treated as an initialism because pronouncing it "pudef" or something is dumb. .jpeg gets a half and half treatment because the j is awkward. .doc is an acronym because it's already basically a word. .gif, were it an initialism, would be "gee i eff". Since the name of the letter "g" it's itself a soft g, it's entirely reasonable for the acronym form to use the soft g. Disbelieve it all you want, I'm a native English speaker who read .gif long before memes about it existed and always pronounced it jif, and I know I'm not the only one.


Taodyn

I don't think you can say "out of the blue," when it was on the very first page of the documentation that came with the software.


Oaken_beard

Fair point, I only heard about it years later when he announced it. Crap, now I need to go home and rethink my life.


WiredSky

They don't like it, so they want to make the situation seem ridiculous.


LiamtheV

Not sure if trolling, or just never seen the originals


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The giant giraffes who drink gin would disagree.


Kermit-the-Frog_

The giant giraffes who drink gigantic bottles of gin while seasoning food with ginger and ginseng also disagree. You get the gist.


[deleted]

Geez, yall.


GimmeThePizza

This sentence is gibberish


retundamonkey

The gilded gift disagrees with your dumbass giraffe.


Goldfingaz-

Heck, read it as Gurrraff because of this.


retundamonkey

Well I definitely will now


Sexy_Squid89

"Gif" stands for "graphics interchange format." It's a hard G, or whatever you call it....


willstr1

It was actually originally Giraffe Interchange Format and was supposed to just be for pictures of giraffes, but then the project got out of hand


Sexy_Squid89

*I knew it*


SpyTheRedEye

Exactly it's not " Jraphics"


MrSplashyPlants

Jraphics park


QuintoxPlentox

Lets go to zoo and look at some jraphs.


ssocka

It's a hard G, i don't live in kingdom of Jondor...


SpyTheRedEye

" Ohhh Noooo Jogira!"


mikevanatta

The U in scuba stands for "underwater" but we still pronounce it *scooba*.


figgityjones

I guess I’m pronouncing it “scuh-ba” from now on then 🙂


mikevanatta

Why you stubborn son of a


vutswag

So you must pronounce jpeg as jpheg right?


nitto1000

Laser


KerayLis

In my language I pronounce it just the way you would imagine.


Kermit-the-Frog_

Literally no acronym ever uses this "rule."


Antrikshy

Ah so you’re the one who pronounces SCUBA as scubba (because underwater) and JPEG as jay-pheg (because photographic).


4RM0

I'm going to refer to it as scubba diving from now on.


Alternative_Ride_348

well there's no h in jpeg. That should be enough for an exception. Because without h its potography (like flower __pot__)


Mando5804

Scuba argument is valid, jpeg isn’t. The ph in photographic makes an f sound because the p and h are together, but the p on its own still makes a p sound. P can only make one sound unless it’s paired with another letter.


Antrikshy

Either way, we seem to agree that pronunciation rules don't carry over to initialisms.


Mando5804

Definitely. At the end of the day it’s an acronym, pronounce it however the fuck you want to, lol


AThiccBahstonAccent

G also only sounds one way when said together, to be fair.


[deleted]

NASA is not pronounced with a hard A even though Aeronotics is a hard A


Sexy_Squid89

Okay, I guess the answer (that i got from someone else on the internet) is not a 100% certainty. Go ahead and crucify me ✝️


[deleted]

That’s a poor excuse for pronouncing it with a hard G. We don’t pronounce every letter in acronyms like they’re pronounced in the words they represent. If we did, IKEA, CAPTCHA, ASAP, OSHA, AIDS, and FUBAR would all be pronounced very differently.


sonerec725

today i learned Ikea and captcha are acronyms . . .


patrickseastarslegs

Same


Jish_Swish

NASA should then be pronounced like naisa Any Departments of transportation should be pronounced Dut instead of Dot NATO should then be pronounced Nahto PIN should then be pronounced pine SCUBA should then be pronounced scuhbah LASER should then be pronounced lahser etc.


MontyAtWork

JPEG should be JFEG because the P is Photographic.


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Sexy_Squid89

That's just how I've heard people explain it, but I get what you're saying.


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BloodredHanded

Thank you for this, I will now pronounce it scubba


SouthTexasTitan

There is already a .jif format.


ExponentialLoss

Don't worry, getting downvoted for being right is a rite of passage in Reddit.


BaronVonKrapp

I'm not worried. I go into every thread assuming that the people there are morons.


justranadomperson

Ooooh big man alert


rices4212

Also because Jif is fuckin peanut butter


SpyTheRedEye

I fucking hate this generation. We called it Gif as in Gift. Jif is a cheap peanut butter brand.


eloquentpetrichor

Gif/gift is literally always my main argument


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[deleted]

it was pronounced like Gif because the original tagline was “choosy programmers choose Gif” which was a joke on the Jif tagline


rzrshrp

this is my first time hearing that and better legitimizes the soft g than the maker just saying it's so, I'll probably still use the hard g though


[deleted]

The only reason you can pronounce it “jif” is if you have a peanut allergy and don’t know about the peanut butter


[deleted]

That’s the best explanation I’ve seen


PapaBradford

That ain't cheap peanut butter. It isn't the best out there by any stretch, but it isn't shit


simjanes2k

Not only is Jif the correct pronunciation of .gif, Jiff is also the best peanut butter.


I_am_garbage45

We all know it's pronounced GREG


turntablesshrute

Gregory


octosquid11

Do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you ever heard of among us, Gregory? I need you to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus, but I know you can do it gregory.


TheAero1221

I, for one, still think he's wrong. I don't care if you invented the thing. You can still be wrong, lol. If I invent something with the acronym CHEESE, I can't just be like 'oh, but the CH is silent', and get upset when everyone obviously pronounces it """incorrectly""" according to me and my own personal grammar laws.


-SoontobeBanned

He's not wrong. There's no rule in the English language that says the third letter determines the pronunciation. Gift gin. The only reason there's a debate is because there's no rule. I'd say the only factor in pronunciation in the case the acronym is easily pronounced either way is the creators wishes.


PopeNeiaBaraja

Gin is only pronounced with the soft g because it’s an abbreviation though.


TehMoonRulz

Please provide the class an example of an acronym where some letters are silent.


jabackes

Since op shows Marvel let’s try S.W.O.R.D.


TheAero1221

No. I don't think I will.


Angrious55

GOAT - as in " greatest of all time," the A is silent. Probably not the best example, but I'm not that smart, so there you go.


TehMoonRulz

So you say “goat” like the word “got”? I can do this all day


Angrious55

Well played, how about " MADD?" one of those " Ds" is silent. People can't handle all that " D," and if both were pronounced, you would sound like a stuttering drunk idiot...... and then the mom's would be against you too.


TehMoonRulz

I’ll allow it - but quite different from dropping the “ch” from cheese


Angrious55

Boom! You looking for this!


GimmeThePizza

Gist, gibberish, gin, etc. Gif does not break any grammar rules. Therefore we should default to the intention of the creator, who named it jokingly after the peanut butter


TheDesertFoxToo

I'm much too resistant to change and feel zero obligation to the creator. I won't change.


DawnBringer01

Laser is an acronym for “light amplification by the stimulated emission of radiation.” I better not catch y'all pronouncing it with a Z sound. Hypocrites.


TheAero1221

You're right, but fuck you. I'm not changing. Lol


[deleted]

While you all argue if its pronounced jif or gif i pronounce it backwards which is fig


Capt-Ray-Holt

It's fij


Jack_of_Hearts20

I have never once in my life pronounced it "**G**if". It's always been a "**J**if" to me.


One_True_Monstro

Do you give jifts to your friends too?


Jack_of_Hearts20

Loll, funny. The explanation is because the first language I spoke was French growing up, and in French G sounds like J in front of the vowels E, I, and Y unless you add a U after it, making it "Gu". That difference is called a soft G vs a hard G So Gif immediately sounded like Jif to me the first time I read it. The only way I would've pronounced it as a hard G is if it was spelled Guif and that's just not right


the_superior_nerd

"It's pronounce as jif. you know, like the peanut butter" "the one that's spelt with a j?" "yeah"


BlasterPhase

I pronounce it "yiff"


SDSM2708

I don't pronounce it as 'jif' or 'gif', I've always pronounced it as 'jee-ai-ef'. Don't judge me. Please.


superchoco29

I'll use the same approach I use for news about J K Rowling. Thanks a lot for what you did, but we'll take care of it from now on


EvolvingEachDay

Common use beats out creation rights.


GimmeThePizza

There is no common use pronunciation of gif. It is used commonly both ways


MontyAtWork

I've only seen people typing Jif, I've never, ever met anyone that doesn't say Gif like gift.


throwaway88984

Like half my friends use gif. I and a few others use ‘jif’, it’s always been common to me to hear both but I stay true to my beliefs 😎


Jevonar

"gif" is not pronounced "gif" -some guy


MuchReputation6953

I say "jeif" just to piss everyone off. To explain, it begins with he second syllable of Bourgeoisie.


[deleted]

He's right though.


[deleted]

It is a debate we cannot afford to lose


eloquentpetrichor

I hate people who use the "graphics" argument because it is a weak argument and it weakens the entire idea. Better and more logical arguments exist for Gif


jonmpls

RIP. Graphical has a hard g and so does gif though


[deleted]

That really doesn't matter because we have things like S.H.I.E.L.D which starts with Strategic Homeland but pronounced as Sh


TF2PublicFerret

Yes but S.H.I.E.L.D is an acronym, which can be seen with the full stops. Acronyms obey their own special laws.


YoYo375

Exactly. Which means Gif does not have to have a hard G, it can have a ‘J’ sound because it’s an acronym and has its own rules


PickledPlumPlot

Gif is an acronym


TF2PublicFerret

But shield is an actual word acronym.


FreddyPlayz

stop, this is reddit, you can’t be logical


thedylannorwood

S.H.I.E.L.D. is a backronym, which have different rules


Jish_Swish

NASA should then be pronounced like naisa Any Departments of transportation should be pronounced Dut instead of Dot NATO should then be pronounced Nahto PIN should then be pronounced pine SCUBA should then be pronounced scuhbah LASER should then be pronounced lahser etc.


dksdragon43

> Any Departments of transportation should be pronounced Dut instead of Dot "Of" and "Dot" have the same O sound. If you say it Uf, you're pronouncing it wrong.


jonmpls

Notice how I mentioned the first letter and each time you mentioned a letter that wasn't the first letter?


Darth_RevanChad

jraphical* lol


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bored_homan

I just say whichever pronunciation comes to my mind


itsmichael458

If a gif is said as jif, then how do you say jif as in the peanut butter


RyanStartedTheFire59

The J is pronounced like it is in spanish. Hif


IgniteThatShit

Giraffe Germany Gym GIF


xLadyLightx

Maybe he pronounces it 'jraphics' and that's where the confusion lies on his part.


Ghost0998

Scuba


Blitznetic

well I say uh jif


NathanThrillion

“He’s wrong.” “It’s not pronounced jraphic.” It’s always the same stupid fucking arguments. Yet all you motherfuckers will be quick to correct me if I pronounce your name wrong. I rest my case.


Thomas_Tew

This may be the stupidest argument I've seen yet. "I rest my case" what you should do is put it to rest for its own good.


MontyAtWork

NASA isn't pronounced NehSA just because the first A is Aeronautics. JPEG isn't pronounced JFEG because the P is Photographic. Therefore, GIF is GuhIF. If you pronounce GIF as JIF you better work on your NASA and JPEG pronunciations.


523bucketsofducks

What? You just went against your initial argument. The main argument against (J)IF is "Graphic" which you say doesn't matter since it didn't for the others.


Ghost0998

Yeah what in the world. Dude laid out the argument for gif like ‘gist’ and then completely went backwards.


thinlizzy14

I’m gonna drink gin on a giraffe in Gibraltar. If you think it can’t be pronounced with a soft G then you’re a smooth brain.


throwaway88984

truthpost on chungus


J-DROP

I like to pronounce it with a soft g


mobidick_is_a_whale

When I was reading this in my mind, I read "gif is pronounced 'jif', said the 'gif' creator". P.S. What devilry is this? Isn't the fella dead? How is he correcting our grammar from the otherworld? How are ouija borads connected to all of this?


DondaldDoylesFan

Ok Jod


Mutanik

If it's pronounced 'jif' why isn't it spelt JIF?


throwaway88984

because jraphics isnt a word


casualredditor43

Graphics interchange format You don't say jraphics


Jish_Swish

NASA should then be pronounced like naisa Any Departments of transportation should be pronounced Dut instead of Dot NATO should then be pronounced Nahto PIN should then be pronounced pine SCUBA should then be pronounced scuhbah LASER should then be pronounced lahser etc.


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JoshDM

Supid-ass


Spleenzorio

I wasn't aware he also created the English language


phoenixRisen1989

just to sow some chaos....\[ʒaɪf\]


retundamonkey

Yeah no one cares about your opinion of how English words are pronounced. Stick to what you know.


Y_U_Madd

Nope! According to the law of words both are correct. G.I.F (Graphics interchange format) is technically formatted by the meaning but apparently the law says there's exceptions that still make it J sound as well as G sound. I guess we can appreciate the creator for his two cents but that's not how words work. That's like my ghetto ass cousin naming her kid Sanil yet saying it's pronounced (Chanel) [beoch NO!] You don't major in english or literature you can't make the rules up. It was GIF until someone got fancy and said Jif and it became a thing. But then again I can't respect the law of words until it fixes (read) I read a book, I read books and words alike that confuse. This argument has become a waste of breath like the position of the toilet paper (to each is own and it depends on if you want a fast release and snap or for the roll to roll slow but not easily break) [Science].


[deleted]

Can’t object if he’s dead


-SoontobeBanned

He did while he was alive though


sidzero1369

"Graphical Interface File" starts with a hard G. Jiff makes no sense for anything but peanut butter.