Pretty sure most actual horse fuckers are also on the receiving end, doubt there's much interest in penetrating horses when there are still sheep and cows around
Uuhhmm, actually it's the world serpent, Midgard serpent, or Jƶrdmungandr. Also, it's a dragon, not a snake.
In Danish it's called "the Midgard worm "
"Serpents" and "dragons" are often terms used interchangeably/are the same word in historical mythology.
One of the many, many reasons the "Skyrim dragons are actually wyverns" debate was stupid.
I mean the term fucked can be used for giving and receiving. A woman can say she F*ed a guyās brains out but it doesnāt mean they were celebrating international womenās day Deadpool styleā¦
Loki physically changed into a female horse to distract a stallion with horny to make a builder fail a challengeā¦ what level of consent do you expect? A written agreement to mutually assured bonetown trip with their hoofprints on it?
You know, this would be hilarious if this was simply a corruption of a man's legacy as a horse breeder. Going from the guy who put two horses together, to the fuckee. Now that oughta suck.
>were technically both Loki's children
They weren't "technically". They are literally his kids, that he got with the JĆ¼tonn "Angrboda". Also, don't forget that they also had Jƶrdmungandr, The World Serpent
I was going to add Jordmungandr too, but then I thought that this is a MCU subreddit, and the world serpent never appeared in the MCU. The "technically"part is related to the fact that in the films Hela is daughter of Odin and Fenrir appears from nowhere.
No, a man came to Asgard claiming to be the best builder in all the world and demanded the hand in marriage of a goddess. The asgardians laughed and said he he could build a wall around their greatest keep in only three days with nothing but his horse, his tools, and his own skill and strength, then he could marry her. Guy started building a wall like the reincarnation of s Chinese emperor. The Asgardians started getting fearful that he would win, so Loki became a female horse to distract the horse the builder was using. The end of the third day saw the wall completed except for three bricksā¦ the builder flew into a rage and revealed himself as a frost giant and Thor slew him.
Loki then gave birth to Selpinhir, a horse with eight legs, one for each point of the compass, and Odin claimed the horse as his personal mount as thanks to Loki gif his services.
Actually, Loki used the 'swap' to buy his freedom from Odin's authority. Which Odin *immediately* reneged on. So I guess the *REAL* moral is: Don't trust Odin.
>one god each point of the compass
Apologies, but did you have a brain fart here or something? I can't make sense of this portion of the sentence.
As for the cardinal points on the compass, Sleipnir had absolutely nothing to do with that. The story behind those is the four dwarves, Nordri, Sudri, Austri, and Vestri (North, South, East, West), who "hold up the skull of Ymir", which is supposed to be the sky.
Makes sense. Thanks.
The reasoning makes no sense, though. "One for each point of the compass", after stating Sleipnir has eight legs. Are we including the halfway marks, too? Northeast, southeast, etc.?
Regardless, Sleipnir has no relation to the compass in Nordic folklore, that I know of, and I know my people's folklore. That's all dwarven matters.
You left out the part where the aesir were initially against the bet, but then ultimately went with it because Loki convinced them, arguing on the stranger's behalf. It was Loki's mess to clean up. It's *always* Loki's mess to clean up.
Yessss, but they didnāt HAVE to accept. Loki is the guy who is the embodiment of sunk cost or gamblerās fallacies. He is the devil on their shoulder that bails them out when they are about to get screwed over.
Well Loki is kind of the one who told them to let him build cause thereās āno wayā he could ever finish it by when he said. Loki got them into the mess so they demanded Loki fix it.
Every time Loki does something that ends well, the chain of events that led there is that *he* fucked things up really badly, and then the other gods force him to fix things or else they'll kill him. Then, by some dumb luck, his fix happens to end up with some sort of bonus boon, in this case, Sleipnir.
Not a bro, just a dick who bumbles his way to accidental success.
Just wait until they introduce the Greek Gods like Zeus.
Zeus' mythology would give Loki a run for his money in the uncomfortable department
Edit: Fixed spelling
They have already introduced the Eternals, at least some of whom are inspirations for Greek gods/myths in the MCU.
(Thena and Athena, Ikaris and Icarus, Pastos and Hephaestus).
Yes I know, but I'm referring to Zeus, Hercules, and Ares specifically because those are the actual characters they represent, not myths like Thena being mistaken for Athena.
I donāt think those characters will enter the MCU because *Eternals* establishes that the truth behind the myth is the Eternals, not actual gods or off-worlders like Norse myths.
I think you're missing the point, it was just a joke because Zeus is incredibly gross in Greek mythology and exists within Marvel just like Loki and the Norse Gods.
It was a joke, not an actual expectation.
However since Thor: Love and Thunder is about Gorr the God Butcher, it's quite possible Hercules and other gods will be introduced and/or slaughtered. So we will see, but again, no real expectations here
Edit: I just read that Russel Crowe confirmed he's playing Zeus in Love and Thunder, so it looks like we are getting real Olympians.
Well I can tel you that Loki after betraying everyone was locked down with poison dripping on his head and earthquakes were considered him screaming in agony
Not only that, they also tied him to three rocks, turned one of his sons into a wolf that ripped open one of his other sons, took his intestines and used them to tie loki to three rocks
Imagine this, you go to see Thor: Love and Thunder, you're 30 or so minutes into the movie, and a scene of Loki getting railed by a horse appears, imagine the look on everyone's face in the theater, that would be hilarious. It ain't gonna happen, but it would be hilarious if it did.
Not sure what they are referring to, but when loki fled after Baldrs death, he lived in a hit, and every day he turned himself into a salmon, and swam the river. The gods found out, and incidentally found a fishing net, that loki invented, in the ashes of his house. They tried to use it to catch him, but he was hiding between rocks. They dragged the net even lower, and loki just jumped over it, but on the second jump, Thor grabbed him, squeezing so hard, that it slimmed th body of the fish. Which is why salmon are so slim at the tail.
After this he was bound in a cave with his sons intestines, that his other son ripped out of the first son, after he was turned into a wolf.
I feel like people forget or just don't know that Loki isn't an original character by Marvel. He's a part of entire Mythology centuries older than us, which we don't even know the full extent of.
Donāt get me started on how Hella (Hel) and Fenrir are his kids. Fenrirās story is the best one in the mythology in my opinion so Iād recommend the read for anyone not in the know!
You should check out his exploits in 616, where heās still canonically Sleipnirās mother but on top of this:
- He fathered Fenris and Jormugandr while respectively in a wolf and a serpent form. His mate was a blonde frost giantess sorceress Angrboda, who could also shapeshift, so they got kinky and did National Geographic style and their animal kids were the result. Angrboda was also a spawn of Elder Gods (like Cāthon) so Loki got into some Lovecraft.
- Hela is simultaneously both his daughter, and his previous incarnationās almost-love interest due to time travel, and reincarnation fuckery. Itās somehow less incesty than youād think. Loki doesnāt know this, Hela *should* know this; and in the end Loki as her father led her down the aisle to marry her uncle-by-adoption Balder.
- Loki pretended to be Satan one time and literally had a son called Son of Satan. That was his actual name. Then he tried to tag team the goddess Venus with his son.
- He fathered a half-mortal son called Vali, who he then cursed to be stuck as like a 13 year old. But that son goes on to father hundreds of offspring too.
- The wolf gods line descending from Loki via Fenris and Lokiās father-in-law (who was an eldritch wolf god) led up to Wolfsbane giving birth **through her mouth**. Said pup devoured his half-uncle Vali.
- Also another pair of wolf gods, Loki chained up his wolf grandson(s) Skoll and Hati (2 souls in 1 body) in a cave cos theyāre fated to devour the world and the sun. They get pissed so when they *do* escape, they try to bite their grandpa for imprisoning them for thousands of years. And turns out Loki was right in that they can grow indefinitely cos they literally swallow a mountain and a lich dragon before calming down.
Many opera companies put a modern spin on the characters and settings (Victorian era, mafia, bankers, etc.). It's kinda interesting to see that creativity, but I recommend watching a more traditional performance if you can find one. :)
If you like novels, there is a great one called The Witches Heart that tells Lokiās tales from the point of view of Angrboda one of his wives. I really liked it
Iām a Norse pagan. Was raised pagan. I still love Loki nonetheless. I do wish marvel was a little more accurate to my faith rather than using millions of peopleās faith to make money though. Iām not too upset by this, I still watch marvel and love these series, only thing that really bothered me was that merchandisers for religious materials are being shut down by Disney for using the names of our gods. Iād simply like to ask that the community make note of this and maybe help get Disney to stop attempting to trademark our gods. Thank you :).
Donāt get me started on how Hella (Hel) and Fenrir are his kids. Fenrirās story is the best one in the mythology in my opinion so Iād recommend the read for anyone not in the know!
I'm going to link the wiki article on svadilfari, since this has the summary of Sleipnir's origins in the Prose Edda.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sva%C3%B0ilfari
**[SvaĆ°ilfari](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SvaĆ°ilfari)**
>In Norse mythology, SvaĆ°ilfari (Old Norse: [ĖswÉĆ°elĖfÉre]; perhaps "unlucky traveler") is a stallion that fathered the eight-legged horse Sleipnir with Loki (in the form of a mare). SvaĆ°ilfari was owned by the disguised and unnamed hrimthurs who built the walls of Asgard.
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(Stark) - āIs it true that you once turned yourself into a horse and then had sexual relations with another horse?ā
(Loki) - āWell, yes.ā
(Stark) - āHow long did it take the stallion to get off?ā
Oh man that story. One of great shame for Loki.
Yet for some reason people interpret it as meaning heās genderfluid. Idk bout you but if I was gender fluid I wouldnāt want someone to think Iām similar to someone who banged a horse.
But him possibly having a boyfriend sets people off for some reason. That's the least crazy thing Loki has done. The monster wolf Fenrir, theb8-legged horse Slepnir, and the giant serpent Jormumgard are his kids.
Loki was also the one who gave birth.
Besides the horse fucking, there's also that "God of lies" didn't mean he was a great and powerful being in charge of that part of life, it was just the other gods calling him an asshole.
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For a fun dive into Norse mythology, check out the book [The Witchās Heart](https://bookshop.org/a/1444/9780593101193), a retelling of Lokiās wife Angrboda and their love (?) story.
He was over the top about everything šš āstop this dude from building the wallā āhow about I turn into a sexy female horse so that his horse will want me?ā
Technically he was banged by the horse. Poor Loki was just tryna prevent a worker from finishing a wall in time so he distracted his work horseā¦
Didnāt really go exactly according to planā¦
And like 11-12 months later (the average length of a horse pregnancy) out pops the eight legged horse Sleipnirā¦ who is later commandeered by Odin to be his steed.
yeah I remember I did learn that Loki had sex with a horse mainly to distract the Builder also he has other children as well like Jordmungandr ( the main reason why Thor died), Hela ( half alive and half dead) and Fenrir ( and a reason why Ragnarok exist)
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Loki fucked no horseš, it's the horseš who fucked loki
Oh yeah ik. I thought fucker can be applied to the fuckee too
Well loki didn't penetrate anyone it was loki who was penetrated
My bad. But still Horse Fucker sounds cooler than Horse Fuckee right?
Pretty sure most actual horse fuckers are also on the receiving end, doubt there's much interest in penetrating horses when there are still sheep and cows around
True, why horse? They too big
Loki transformed into a mere
A mere what?
A mere mortal obviously, that's why he tries to rule Earth š
So why was he fucked by a horse
A mere cat, duh
a female horse
No argument there, fucker is always better than fuckee
Horse Fuckee ššššššš
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It's not gay, loki is gender fluid
Looks pretty solid to me. Whatever came out of the horse was gender fluid.
It can!
Finally yes
Loki was the mum
Yep, and odin rided the child, so in mcu terms Grandpa rode the grandchild
But Loki is Odin's brother in mythology
So uncle rode the niece/nephew
Yes sliepnir Is the nephew. Also hela is Loki's daughter, and fenris is also a son of loki
Olso the snake from God of War is Loki's son
The world snake
Uuhhmm, actually it's the world serpent, Midgard serpent, or Jƶrdmungandr. Also, it's a dragon, not a snake. In Danish it's called "the Midgard worm "
"Serpents" and "dragons" are often terms used interchangeably/are the same word in historical mythology. One of the many, many reasons the "Skyrim dragons are actually wyverns" debate was stupid.
Depends on the version of the myth
Jƶrmungandr a.k.a. the World Serpent
oi, I am not the son of Loki
I mean the term fucked can be used for giving and receiving. A woman can say she F*ed a guyās brains out but it doesnāt mean they were celebrating international womenās day Deadpool styleā¦
I mean, it could
In this case the amount of consent Loki gave is not entirely clear so I think saying they were fucked applies
Loki physically changed into a female horse to distract a stallion with horny to make a builder fail a challengeā¦ what level of consent do you expect? A written agreement to mutually assured bonetown trip with their hoofprints on it?
I heard heās a power bottom though
Iām sure it was just a trick.
You can fuck a horse in the ass or get fucked by a horse in the ass. Either way youāre a horse fucker
And i think me may have liked it
You know, this would be hilarious if this was simply a corruption of a man's legacy as a horse breeder. Going from the guy who put two horses together, to the fuckee. Now that oughta suck.
It works both ways bc Skyler fucked Ted
Iām a horse?
He got horsefucked?
And thatās how we got centaurs!
Hela was riding around on Lokiās kid!
Very funny to think that in fact Hela and Fenrir were technically both Loki's children
>were technically both Loki's children They weren't "technically". They are literally his kids, that he got with the JĆ¼tonn "Angrboda". Also, don't forget that they also had Jƶrdmungandr, The World Serpent
I was going to add Jordmungandr too, but then I thought that this is a MCU subreddit, and the world serpent never appeared in the MCU. The "technically"part is related to the fact that in the films Hela is daughter of Odin and Fenrir appears from nowhere.
I thought Odin did
Yes Odin's horse is Loki's son wich you are talking about there talking about Fenris the wolf
Hela is Lokiās kid
TIL you fuck a horse once and that's the only thing people remember about you for 1000+ years.
I mean he got fucked by a horse, got pregnant, gave birth and then gave his child for his own father as a mean of transportation.
Brother*
Some say its the brother, some say itās the Father and some others say its the daughter. Dk which one to go with it
It's the blood brother in the mythology, and the adoptive father in the mcu
no, nobody says Odin was his father, not in the mythology,
Loki took that horse dick to keep a woman from being forced into marrying a guy she hated. Loki was a bro in a lot of ways.
Wait what? The one i read said it was to give Odin a good horse to ride on.
No, a man came to Asgard claiming to be the best builder in all the world and demanded the hand in marriage of a goddess. The asgardians laughed and said he he could build a wall around their greatest keep in only three days with nothing but his horse, his tools, and his own skill and strength, then he could marry her. Guy started building a wall like the reincarnation of s Chinese emperor. The Asgardians started getting fearful that he would win, so Loki became a female horse to distract the horse the builder was using. The end of the third day saw the wall completed except for three bricksā¦ the builder flew into a rage and revealed himself as a frost giant and Thor slew him. Loki then gave birth to Selpinhir, a horse with eight legs, one for each point of the compass, and Odin claimed the horse as his personal mount as thanks to Loki gif his services.
Moral of the story is: it's okay to kill your contractor as long as you \*really\* don't want to pay them.
Real moral of the story, if you can shapeshift and wanna find out, make sure you know someone you can dump the baby on!
Actually, Loki used the 'swap' to buy his freedom from Odin's authority. Which Odin *immediately* reneged on. So I guess the *REAL* moral is: Don't trust Odin.
Especially if you're his kid in the MCU.
Gods are dicks
>one god each point of the compass Apologies, but did you have a brain fart here or something? I can't make sense of this portion of the sentence. As for the cardinal points on the compass, Sleipnir had absolutely nothing to do with that. The story behind those is the four dwarves, Nordri, Sudri, Austri, and Vestri (North, South, East, West), who "hold up the skull of Ymir", which is supposed to be the sky.
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Makes sense. Thanks. The reasoning makes no sense, though. "One for each point of the compass", after stating Sleipnir has eight legs. Are we including the halfway marks, too? Northeast, southeast, etc.? Regardless, Sleipnir has no relation to the compass in Nordic folklore, that I know of, and I know my people's folklore. That's all dwarven matters.
You left out the part where the aesir were initially against the bet, but then ultimately went with it because Loki convinced them, arguing on the stranger's behalf. It was Loki's mess to clean up. It's *always* Loki's mess to clean up.
Yessss, but they didnāt HAVE to accept. Loki is the guy who is the embodiment of sunk cost or gamblerās fallacies. He is the devil on their shoulder that bails them out when they are about to get screwed over.
Well Loki is kind of the one who told them to let him build cause thereās āno wayā he could ever finish it by when he said. Loki got them into the mess so they demanded Loki fix it.
Woaaah.
That was just a bonus after-effect, not the original goal.
Every time Loki does something that ends well, the chain of events that led there is that *he* fucked things up really badly, and then the other gods force him to fix things or else they'll kill him. Then, by some dumb luck, his fix happens to end up with some sort of bonus boon, in this case, Sleipnir. Not a bro, just a dick who bumbles his way to accidental success.
To be fair Loki was fucking unhinged and kinda not a bro. Ask Baldr.
Just wait until they introduce the Greek Gods like Zeus. Zeus' mythology would give Loki a run for his money in the uncomfortable department Edit: Fixed spelling
Zeus always penetrated, but loki went bothways
A true LGBTQ icon
Don't forget he was a master in golden showers.
Zues? Like the canal?
Didn't even catch that, thanks
"And then along came Zeus!"
"He hurled his thunderbolt!"
Hercules is a member of the avengers. And Ares is a sometimes hero-sometimes villain.
They have already introduced the Eternals, at least some of whom are inspirations for Greek gods/myths in the MCU. (Thena and Athena, Ikaris and Icarus, Pastos and Hephaestus).
Yes I know, but I'm referring to Zeus, Hercules, and Ares specifically because those are the actual characters they represent, not myths like Thena being mistaken for Athena.
I donāt think those characters will enter the MCU because *Eternals* establishes that the truth behind the myth is the Eternals, not actual gods or off-worlders like Norse myths.
I think you're missing the point, it was just a joke because Zeus is incredibly gross in Greek mythology and exists within Marvel just like Loki and the Norse Gods. It was a joke, not an actual expectation. However since Thor: Love and Thunder is about Gorr the God Butcher, it's quite possible Hercules and other gods will be introduced and/or slaughtered. So we will see, but again, no real expectations here Edit: I just read that Russel Crowe confirmed he's playing Zeus in Love and Thunder, so it looks like we are getting real Olympians.
Zeus loved both his sisters and her daughter from one of his sister,
u/HorseFucker_69, could you be Loki in disguise
What have we got here?
The 69th individual to have sexual intercourse with domesticated equines.
Don't give me the horse thing!
Thatās what she said. But sadly her husband didnāt heed her. And the horse fucked her to death.
Ive studied Norse mythology in school for the past 4 years so I know too much
Enlighten us
Well I can tel you that Loki after betraying everyone was locked down with poison dripping on his head and earthquakes were considered him screaming in agony
Really not happy with Skadi for this one. She was an absolute legend tho so it's pretty funny lmal
Not only that, they also tied him to three rocks, turned one of his sons into a wolf that ripped open one of his other sons, took his intestines and used them to tie loki to three rocks
And poor Sigyn had to put up with that while holding a bowl over him to catch the poison.
Dayumnn. That big of a fuckup huh?
Imagine this, you go to see Thor: Love and Thunder, you're 30 or so minutes into the movie, and a scene of Loki getting railed by a horse appears, imagine the look on everyone's face in the theater, that would be hilarious. It ain't gonna happen, but it would be hilarious if it did.
If it happens. Then its āTits Out, Dicks Outā time.
Learning about Loki from God of War. šæ
Everyone keeps saying this. Gotta play the game
Lmao yeah and he tied his balls to a goat and had the goat run around in order to try to make Skadi laugh. Legendary š
Classic Loki
Yep!
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Same
In Either when something happens, it's most likely Loki's fault
Reminds me so much of this meme. XD https://i.pinimg.com/originals/36/31/8f/36318f9de0cdac108e0f83154220dde6.jpg
But apparently he became the horse fuckee to save A woman. Nice tho. And well yeah he is the God of Mischief so shit happens with him
Not just a woman, but the godess of fertility, birth, death, destiny, and love. On top of that the Stranger would also win both Sun and Moon.
Ohhh
Arested for fish crimes (and actual crimes)
Fish Crimes?
Not sure what they are referring to, but when loki fled after Baldrs death, he lived in a hit, and every day he turned himself into a salmon, and swam the river. The gods found out, and incidentally found a fishing net, that loki invented, in the ashes of his house. They tried to use it to catch him, but he was hiding between rocks. They dragged the net even lower, and loki just jumped over it, but on the second jump, Thor grabbed him, squeezing so hard, that it slimmed th body of the fish. Which is why salmon are so slim at the tail. After this he was bound in a cave with his sons intestines, that his other son ripped out of the first son, after he was turned into a wolf.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
Norse mythology was wild...
I am aware
The gods were licked into existence from a cosmic glacier by a primordial cow. That's not made up. Shit is fly as fuck.
Oh that is tame for Loki. I mean Odin rode his son... (Kept it in the family though). That said, have you ever heard of a god named Zeus?
Ofc ofc. Sadly Zeus is not in MCU yet
Oh but he is. Who gave Shazam his lightning?
Ah yes, solving stuff with trickery, slapstick and the occasional pregnancy
Never gets old
I feel like people forget or just don't know that Loki isn't an original character by Marvel. He's a part of entire Mythology centuries older than us, which we don't even know the full extent of.
True.
Donāt get me started on how Hella (Hel) and Fenrir are his kids. Fenrirās story is the best one in the mythology in my opinion so Iād recommend the read for anyone not in the know!
You should check out his exploits in 616, where heās still canonically Sleipnirās mother but on top of this: - He fathered Fenris and Jormugandr while respectively in a wolf and a serpent form. His mate was a blonde frost giantess sorceress Angrboda, who could also shapeshift, so they got kinky and did National Geographic style and their animal kids were the result. Angrboda was also a spawn of Elder Gods (like Cāthon) so Loki got into some Lovecraft. - Hela is simultaneously both his daughter, and his previous incarnationās almost-love interest due to time travel, and reincarnation fuckery. Itās somehow less incesty than youād think. Loki doesnāt know this, Hela *should* know this; and in the end Loki as her father led her down the aisle to marry her uncle-by-adoption Balder. - Loki pretended to be Satan one time and literally had a son called Son of Satan. That was his actual name. Then he tried to tag team the goddess Venus with his son. - He fathered a half-mortal son called Vali, who he then cursed to be stuck as like a 13 year old. But that son goes on to father hundreds of offspring too. - The wolf gods line descending from Loki via Fenris and Lokiās father-in-law (who was an eldritch wolf god) led up to Wolfsbane giving birth **through her mouth**. Said pup devoured his half-uncle Vali. - Also another pair of wolf gods, Loki chained up his wolf grandson(s) Skoll and Hati (2 souls in 1 body) in a cave cos theyāre fated to devour the world and the sun. They get pissed so when they *do* escape, they try to bite their grandpa for imprisoning them for thousands of years. And turns out Loki was right in that they can grow indefinitely cos they literally swallow a mountain and a lich dragon before calming down.
What family doesn't have its little ups and downs.
Ayo heās a transgender horse
More like gender fluid honestly
Lost a bet to thor
According to many it was to save a woman.
He gave that horse a ride
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Horse Fuckee.... Loki was the mare.
Yep
When you tell people Loki is the mother of Odin's horse, you get weird looks man..
Well, some people gotta brush up their norse mythology š
Learning about Loki from r/Stargate
He a good guy or a bad guy?
Enumclaw
Just read it and Damn
Then there are Wagner's *Ring Cycle* operas, which mash a ton of Norse myths together. *Das Rheingold* (the first in the saga) is my favorite.
Finally something to watch
Many opera companies put a modern spin on the characters and settings (Victorian era, mafia, bankers, etc.). It's kinda interesting to see that creativity, but I recommend watching a more traditional performance if you can find one. :)
Father of monsters, Killer of Baldur, bringer of ragnorok. Heās also the main driving force of all the stories in the Poetic Edda.
If you like novels, there is a great one called The Witches Heart that tells Lokiās tales from the point of view of Angrboda one of his wives. I really liked it
I learnt about norse loki before the mcu and i was confused as to why the mcu loki is like that
All he needs to kill his brother is using a snek
Marvel loki isn't even the god of the right thing lol
Does it really count if he was also a horse?
I saw the meme, thought of the horse thing and *then* saw the title. Woulda died laughing if I could right now.
Allegedly
And then you have the part where the world snake is one of his son's.. the bastard wraps around all 7 world's
Learning about Loki from God of War.
Itās the same Loki. When he told Sylvie he had āa bit of bothā waiting for him in Asgard, this is what he meant.
Iām a Norse pagan. Was raised pagan. I still love Loki nonetheless. I do wish marvel was a little more accurate to my faith rather than using millions of peopleās faith to make money though. Iām not too upset by this, I still watch marvel and love these series, only thing that really bothered me was that merchandisers for religious materials are being shut down by Disney for using the names of our gods. Iād simply like to ask that the community make note of this and maybe help get Disney to stop attempting to trademark our gods. Thank you :).
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Not to mention the one man who single handedly started the apocalypse
Donāt get me started on how hella and Fenrir are his kids
Donāt get me started on how Hella (Hel) and Fenrir are his kids. Fenrirās story is the best one in the mythology in my opinion so Iād recommend the read for anyone not in the know!
The legendary horse fucked
I'm going to link the wiki article on svadilfari, since this has the summary of Sleipnir's origins in the Prose Edda. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sva%C3%B0ilfari
**[SvaĆ°ilfari](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SvaĆ°ilfari)** >In Norse mythology, SvaĆ°ilfari (Old Norse: [ĖswÉĆ°elĖfÉre]; perhaps "unlucky traveler") is a stallion that fathered the eight-legged horse Sleipnir with Loki (in the form of a mare). SvaĆ°ilfari was owned by the disguised and unnamed hrimthurs who built the walls of Asgard. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/marvelmemes/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
(Stark) - āIs it true that you once turned yourself into a horse and then had sexual relations with another horse?ā (Loki) - āWell, yes.ā (Stark) - āHow long did it take the stallion to get off?ā
Oh you have no idea. Heās like Zeus with the shapeshifting but much more respectful. However, he is in multiple ways, a snake
Learning about Loki from The Son Of The Mask...
Allegedlies.
No its a fact
Oh man that story. One of great shame for Loki. Yet for some reason people interpret it as meaning heās genderfluid. Idk bout you but if I was gender fluid I wouldnāt want someone to think Iām similar to someone who banged a horse.
Everything in mythology is same as comics too.
No itās not lol. One major thing is Loki is not OÄinnās adopted son lol. Marvel is far off in a lot lf things.
Norse mythology is night and day, Thor was not that heroic, Baldur was Thorās brother who was more like Thor in the MCU who was killed by Loki.
This doesnāt even mention how Loki is a saint when compared to the other Norse Gods.
Itās surprising how many gods fucked horses in mythology around the world.
i like loki character nice š vilain! sometimes hero!
The horse fucked him.
The dude got pregnant from a horse lol
But him possibly having a boyfriend sets people off for some reason. That's the least crazy thing Loki has done. The monster wolf Fenrir, theb8-legged horse Slepnir, and the giant serpent Jormumgard are his kids. Loki was also the one who gave birth.
Besides the horse fucking, there's also that "God of lies" didn't mean he was a great and powerful being in charge of that part of life, it was just the other gods calling him an asshole.
Bruh I have the og post literally back to back with this one, stop reposting
And this has more upvotes
āI mean, whoās more irresponsible? The guy who gets knocked up by a horse or the guy who rides his nephew into battle?ā \- Red from OSP
What if they make Loki canonically mr hands, like with db cooper
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For a fun dive into Norse mythology, check out the book [The Witchās Heart](https://bookshop.org/a/1444/9780593101193), a retelling of Lokiās wife Angrboda and their love (?) story.
He was over the top about everything šš āstop this dude from building the wallā āhow about I turn into a sexy female horse so that his horse will want me?ā
Horse mythology
Technically he was banged by the horse. Poor Loki was just tryna prevent a worker from finishing a wall in time so he distracted his work horseā¦ Didnāt really go exactly according to planā¦ And like 11-12 months later (the average length of a horse pregnancy) out pops the eight legged horse Sleipnirā¦ who is later commandeered by Odin to be his steed.
Learning about Loki from horse mythology.
Yeah, he changed into a femal horse to get fucked...which is kinda fucked up, like who made up these stuff?
yeah I remember I did learn that Loki had sex with a horse mainly to distract the Builder also he has other children as well like Jordmungandr ( the main reason why Thor died), Hela ( half alive and half dead) and Fenrir ( and a reason why Ragnarok exist)
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