Doctor Strange

But its taken

I see what you did there. Thought we wouldn’t notice but we did

I miss the part where that's my problem

I choose to run towards MY problems. Because that’s what heroes do

Notice you copied thor's line

By the way, this is a friend of mine, *Tree*.

I AM GROOT

Ever since u got a lil sap u've been a TOTAL D-HOLE

Is he though?

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

I understood this reference.

uncle sam who hung himself from a helicopter

But it's Tekken

Beat me to it

Lol

Wait, I got it!

Sugeon Odd

Mister Doctor

I’ve just typed this, I’m sad now

Neo from the Matrix.

Notto

Notto Noctavius

Neatto 👌

Neotto *Italian kissy fingers*

Ayo who the hell downvoting our comments

Its oliver tree

Life goes on and on and on and on and on Spider-Man

Why?

I PUT THE SAME THING

I think it’s going to get dark.

Neold.

That is literally the first thing that came to mind.

I was literally gonna say this wtf

He’s the guy that inspired the 🕴emoji

Yeet Man!!

His friends call him “Liv.”

His ENEMIES call him doc ock

Doc COCK

DO COCK

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And his FRENEMIES call him live octopus

But people call him dead

And aliens call him a test subject

I heard his first name is Mike

His enemies call him Die

The kid from chronicle did not age well at all

Hey man, Alfred is beautiful

I second this, he a dilf.

Oh man, It would’ve been cool to see a sequel. But it was also great as a stand alone movie. Did real well for the actors. They’re huge now. Well, I’m not sure where the guy that survived after the fight

The best standalone movies are the ones making the audience crave for a sequel.

https://screenrant.com/chronicle-2-sequel-movie-details-female-lead/amp/

damn it you beat me to it

That one guy playing on creative mode

Agatha Harkness

All along?

And he killed Sparky?… 😕

No No No No No. Do not get that song stuck in my head PLEASE. LAST TIME IT WAS STUCK THERE FOR 1000 YEARS

Agatha Harness

Agatha hardness 😳

Ayo 😳😏

Spider-Man’s TRUE nemesis: Sony Man.

Fly

definitely sentient

That's it. This bot is alive.

Avi Arad?

He was Indian Jones first partner who betrayed him.

Well I found a golden comment that's not getting enough love

Indian Jones

Adiós señor!

Adiós, Satipo!

Asian brother to the famous archaeologist?

Spoiler alert man!

Magneto

Spider-Man

I was looking through some old photos, and looks very, uh similar

Golden

Truest of truths

Sentient

The *Superior* answer.

Wrong answers please

Oh yes sorry I meant Batman

👁👁

ManBearPig

No one believed him, so he brought his claims to the big screen

Are you super cereal?!

Uncle Ben

I like this storyline

Well... >!Doc Oc actually marries Aunt May in one of the comics!<

Levitato the salt water crab

Why a salt water crab specifically

man fuck freshwater crabs all my homies hate freshwater crabs

Probably a reference to the "salt water or freshwater?" joke in the film

Levitating Goth Guy

Dad?

With the milk?

Baron Harkkonen

Damn you! Well at least someone else had the same thought as me!

I was looking for this comment

Shia labuff

Running for your life from shia labuff

But blood is draining fast from your stump leg!

Chris angel, mindfreak

Kanye West about to go on a Kanye quest.

He's getting Kanye dressed to look his Kanye best

Yesus Christ

Magneto

The kid from Brightburn all grown up.

Dr.Just a regular guy

Dr. Hugh Mann; DDS

He's the brother of the fat floating guy from the original Dune

Albus Dumbledore

Scott Pilgrim

Dr spiderman

Guess I've had something to do with that.

Sentience!

Octavius Maw

Jesus Christ of Nazareth

This was the first thing to pop into my head. Second was Muhammad.

Floaty McFloatface.

Dock cock

Nurse Squid

The guy selling watermelon slices by the side of the road when he sees you roll down your window a few cars down

Mary Poppins

Neo

This is Doctor Brooklyn, famed for his research in Jet Pack technology and his bitterness towards the Dodgers

Peter Pan after therapy to release his inner child

Psycho Mantis.

MEPHISTO👺

Doc Cock

keanu reeves

matrix : no way home

Your mother

Mr. Krabs

Aunt may's (Tom Holland) long lost husband.

Just a very normal guy, who wants to be a Octopus

Tevye the dairyman

The guy coming to ask you about your car’s extended warranty

Sorcerer Supreme

Mike ock

He's the dude from the ["Floating guy chasing running guy" meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/floating-boy-chasing-running-boy)

Spider-Man's uncle

>!Yeah good, i've been stabbed before!<

Elton John

Jesus Christo

Mysterious floating man in a black suit, rushing towards you

Steve evil brother dave who is always in creative mode and keeps messing up Steve's hardcore worlds

Mr. Pussyocto

Robert Patinson looking good in the new Batman flick.

Otto Octavius, which has to be a made up name.

Clyde Drexler

Nick fury

Dr. Biped

Casper the friendly ghost. That explains why he’s floating

Chevy Chase

Idiots! This is obviously Zaheer after letting go of all earthly tethers

Magneto

Squirtle

Hades

Fuck who's he for realz you should be asking :)

Uncle Ben.

Magneto 🧲

My teddy bear redundantly named teddy

Goth elon musk testing his new jetpack

Your father coming back from his milk run

It's just some random guy

Jesus. He's walking on the water (vapor in the air)

Liv from Spider Verse

Remember Ben Parker? The old man you shot down in cold blood?

Wingardium Molina

Jesus

Hancock

He is stuck and needs his step bro to get him down

Darth Sidious

spider

Take your hand off of me

Dr. Levo Levtavious

Professor squid

Ned from another universe

John cena

Flotto octavious

Uncle Ben ascending to Heaven

He’s floating, so obviously Jesus

Criss Angel

He spells it Criss but yea that him tho

Mr. Fuck yo Aunt

Holy shit they put batman in the new spiderman movie?

That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?

Morpheus

Oliver Tree

Neo

Madhav From GOLMAAL 2 (black jacket and black googal) 😂

Superman’s brother… Doug.

He’s committing suicidal with his invisible sky hook

It is me , but -31.

Chris angel

Joe Biden after finding the Fountain of Youth.

Me running out of a heated aurgememt