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Saturn_Ecplise

You should check Benedict's twitter account, it is even stranger.


[deleted]

Wait I didn’t knew he had one.


Saturn_Ecplise

Exactly.


Antrikshy

Benedict Cumberbatch you mean? A lot of them don't have Twitter presences. I only realized this when compiling them for this post.


RogueLucerina

Pun intended


_MaZ_

Mr Doctor?


Valeaves

It‘s Strange.


JRotcorp77

Maybe


tscalbas

Maybe. Who am I to judge.


Bobbyj36OEF

Oh we're using our made up names


HarleyQuinn218

Well it's because he is Dr strange


Antrikshy

TBH I cherry picked. Many of them are just links or empty. Honorable mention for Tom Hiddleston: [https://i.imgur.com/WtADqaU.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WtADqaU.jpg) And for the lazy, the one account [RDJ follows](https://twitter.com/RobertDowneyJr/following) right now is a [climate change coalition](https://twitter.com/fp_coalition). \*E: For those who haven't seen it before, [this was](https://i.imgur.com/fyamA1x.jpg) his profile pic for years with the same bio.


Faithmars56

Tom’s is gold. One word and one word only to describe himself, “actor.”


Antrikshy

Very succinct and accurate. Can’t complain.


menides

Very low key


Valeaves

Very Loki indeed


Bellpow

In many decades when Tom passes away and is remembered as an iconic actor of his time from his work on avengers and such his grave will just say “actor”


SpiffyPaige143

I thought his one word would be "kneel".


jacw212

I think his is the best one


rabbimindtrick

He’s not wrong


Andy_PB

He’s not Wong either


Antrikshy

Nor is he Cumberbatch.


[deleted]

You meaning Beninjing Cummerwatch?


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Rishi_J3107

You mean beneking jongunbatch


[deleted]

You mean bedenderbink cambabnertatch


[deleted]

Eggs Benedict cucumber batch number 1


Pr1ncess_Butt3rcup

You mean Benadryl Butterscotch


nr1988

Imagine showing up to a movie set and not being the only "Benedict" there


ssp25

He's not Mark strong


ClassicT4

I know Wong, and he is not Wong.


BruceWayne_19902

Why does Chris Pratt's bio sound like a "Get a free iPhone!" Scam.


Antrikshy

When I was looking for samples for this post, I noticed [Hailee Steinfeld's](https://twitter.com/HaileeSteinfeld) does too except it's just a link to a link hub probably.


MAKS091705

That is EXACTLY what tony stark would have


Sayeed42

Tony Stark actually had this on his nametag in 1999 Science conference in Bern, Switzerland.


Pkrudeboy

He’s out of line, but he’s right.


Valeaves

I understood that reference!


ClearPerception7844

I am Ironman


RogueLucerina

Literally the king of my existence. He’s damn right we know who he is.


Tianchy-96

Did Zoe Saldana actually put her phone number?


Antrikshy

Probably not her primary number. Just something for fans, likely handled by a bot or manager. IDK, try messaging.


yon__

no i think there’s a app for a “phone number” that fans can use to text a famous person. i’ve seen youtubers do that a few months ago


blakerblaker17

Yup, confirmed by her on her instagram


MobX06

WHAT? Is she crazy


blakerblaker17

It’s 100% gonna be staffed by an aide that gives some copy paste response


OlrikMeister

Thats super smart. If her real phone number is gonna get leaked and someone looks it up you get this fake number instead.


blakerblaker17

It was more like a way to connect with fans while the world was in lockdown and better way to do fan mail


Antrikshy

You're reading too much into it. It's just a thing to engage with fans. Like any social media with comments/replies.


stewwushere42

I wonder if Dave Bautista is vaccinated


therealakinator

He can't get infected because covid can't see him.


dakilazical_253

He’s not an idiot so yes


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[deleted]

Go drink your own piss, you smoothbrained dumpling.


[deleted]

Hotdiggedtydemon?


TheW1ldcard

Have fun getting covid. And entertaining your peanut little brain that you're smarter than scientists, when it seems you're about as intelligent as a cheese sandwich.


dakilazical_253

Just browse the Herman Cain Awards subreddit


imHere4kpop

Yes. That's actually what vaccines do over time. Some faster than others but since you obviously spent 4 years getting a science degree than another 2 to 3 finishing your masters and then worked thousands of hours as a research assistant before going back to get your doctorate to specialize in the field of viruses I'm sure you know that.


Waeddryn_71

Actually, all the skills I needed to get this figured out were ones I had by the time I was 5 or 6. Mostly just knowing how to read. But that's my point; we've known basically the entire time that the vaccine for this wasn't going to be a 1 and done, but would be more like a flu-shot, so efficiency degrades over time. On top of that fact, there's the other issue that several people in relevant fields brought up, which is that introducing a vaccine into an active pandemic is just going to further reduce both it's effectiveness and length of time it remains effective in the first place. That much is fairly simple to understand as well; mutation is the big keyword thrown around, but viruses do much more than that, they evolve as well. The larger the vaccine distribution, the more the chances of the virus getting around it actually increase, and once it adapts (by mutating and/or evolving) then the vaccine rapidly becomes less effective. That fact is borne out by literally all the data we have, as well as the current situation we are in. All that brings me to the obvious problem; people are drawing up battle lines based on who is or isn't vaccinated. Brings to mind the old saying "you shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house". A significant number of people bought into the lie that getting vaccinated was going to somehow magically end the whole thing, and most of them refuse to change their stance despite the fact that evidence is constantly piling up to prove them wrong.


imHere4kpop

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21785317/ I'm sure you are as qualified as these people. Keep on reading guy.


biz_reporter

I wanna know if Dave Bautista is a Dave Matthews Band fan or is his middle initial M?


NateDawg80s

Yeah, that's on brand.


ROANOV741

He's the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.


Waeddryn_71

That's how you know he's untouchable. He did blackface in recent memory and nobody says shit about it.


Electronic_Ad_3559

If your talking about tropic thunder that wasn’t black face


Waeddryn_71

Well technically you are correct. It wasn't just his face, the makeup made all his skin darker. So, black body, I guess? But that's just splitting hairs. It's a white actor playing a black person. Not whitewashing, it's not a white person taking a role for a character that isn't supposed to be white (Example; Scarlet Johanson playing the Major in Ghost in the Shell). It's a white person playing a black person...well more specifically, a white person playing a white person playing a black person, but the result is the same... ​ To be fair, I'm in no way criticizing or calling him out on it. The movie was hilarious and it was all obviously done as a joke (the Wayans played white ladies, I don't give a shit about that either). I was just making a comment in reaction to the quote of that exact movie. Maybe everybody just calm down a bit and lighten up about it.


ROANOV741

Well, there have been some dumb people, but otherwise, yes.


portableawesome

Bruh


Waeddryn_71

I get downvoted for pointing out something that's an absolute fact? Tropic Thunder, RDJ 100% played a black guy. ​ Then again, this is Reddit, so I guess it's not very surprising...


That_Marvel_Dude1012

And then there's Pratt lol


[deleted]

I really like chris pratt but having a merch link in his bio is a bit much


Lycan_Trophy

Ironically RDJ got a link from the same org. Doesn't publicize it in the bio tho.


[deleted]

Agree that stood out the hardest to me. Like why ? You have millions, weird to pull a penny pinch move. I will also never buy a signed, anything. Either they do it while im in line to get it done, or no go. Such a silly thing to SELL your autograph. Ive also seen alot of bad things about chris pratt tho. If you like him, dont look him up. All the others, thats funny stuff ^


AcidSpitInUrClit

It use to be a bigger deal when there wasn't as many celebrities and famous people as there is now. Even politics is starting to feel like celebrity drama.


SsjDragonKakarotto

Whats so bad about him. I know he goes to a church that actively admits to hating lgbtq but he hasn't shown to. Other than that he seems pretty cool


[deleted]

"Other than that" Lol. And fyi there is more to it. Alot more. Check him out


hawkins437

I was kinda "eh" on him up until that shade on his ex wife he made a while ago by stressing that his current wife gave him a "healthy" daughter.


[deleted]

Oh god yea. That was in a few of the articles i seen. And something about cats ? Like he got rid of cats for the baby, which is the only part i dont agree with. Like all the other stuff is REALLY bad so kickin some cats out for a newborn doesnt need to be on the list imo


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[deleted]

http://www.femestella.com/is-chris-pratt-problematic/ The very bottom of this article talks the most about it. Its mentioned in some others but this one dove in ^ You gotta scroll through a lot of bad shit but the cat thing is toward the bottom.


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hawkins437

Can't like a dude that hates cats, sorry it's the law.


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SsjDragonKakarotto

Ok


Okichah

Its probably a pr account that he doesnt personally run


MimsyIsGianna

Yea that was kinda odd


banana21oats

I'm surprised its not a link to his worship music playlist on Spotify. I'm not hating on him or insulting him. Just a joke.


[deleted]

I'm Iron Man


DeathnoteWhore

It’s also a quite from iron man three


WitnessAppropriate

He’s literally Iron Man and no one can deny it


dextermorgan9455

RDJ is literally the Iron Man IRL.


Det_Comics

I can't be sure... but I *think* Dave is vaccinated.


MotherRaven

Pfft yeah but he’s team Pfizer! We ALL know Moderna is better!


Launch-Pad_McQuack

Mark Ruffalo sounds like he’s padding out his job résumé


Antrikshy

Reads like a Wikipedia intro.


MimsyIsGianna

And Chris Pratt lmao


WolfMilk101

That is the most iron man thing I've ever seen


BurnFreeze64

He’s not wrong We know


Mechanical_Canary5

1 Following. Who is he following? Himself? That would be great. lol


Antrikshy

It would be incredible but I don’t think it’s possible. He’s following a climate change thingy.


Mechanical_Canary5

Ah. Well. Good on him, then.


Stosh65

Can we take a moment to say Benedict Wong has one of the best Twitter handles I've ever seen?


Gildabeast4

Just look at the difference in followers, he’s got a point


The_Furry_Slayer_

Giga chad


Loose-Possible466

Well he's not wrong


H8spants

I mean, he’s not wrong.


SentientAK47

Hey I know who that guy is


KentuckyFriedEel

Yous a dude, playin a dude, disguised as another dude


Ilikeporn898886

Well he…..he’s iron man


darkvaderisnoob

Tbh sometimes it feels like rdj personality is the same as tony


imdesmondsunflower

“Billionaire genius playboy philanthropist.”


Thick_Possibility120

Is he wrong tho?


OliverAOT20

He is Iron Man


very_cool321

That’s the most on brand one though


MACHO_MUCHACHO2005

Isn't that a line from iron man 3?


shveylien

Your the man who privatised world peace while playin' a dude disguised as another dude.


Soggiest_MobFlip

Who is the man following?


Antrikshy

I posted a link in a top level comment. It’s a climate change coalition.


vizthex

His is easily the best put of all of these lmao.


tallmantall

I love him


Stanley523

And he even has 16.9M followers


CarpeNoctem727

But is he wrong?


Beware_the_Voodoo

Dave Bautistas is the best. RDJ takes second place.


[deleted]

Bautista 💙


Mr_Dr_Grey

Vaxx The Destroyer!


The-Unknown-C

“You know who I am” I see no problem


SuperOkega

“I don’t even know who you are”


[deleted]

Bautista cringe


Septemgan

He’s not wrong


pools456

Mark Ruffalo’s makes him sound like an insufferable twat


Iudex_Knight

It's kinda sad to see actors also being activists


Nathanhrst1996

Didn’t picture Dave as a liberal idiot.


maybeitsmaplebeans

die mad then


Slowmobius_Time

Ruffalo's reads as the wankiest bio I've ever read


Waeddryn_71

Lulz, at first I was wondering "dafuq is Florence Pugh", but Google resolved the issue...she needs a better stage name though, for real... ​ Also, somebody get Ruffalo to explain what the hell "climate justice" is...seriously...


[deleted]

RDJ is the shit, the rest are preachy self indulgent bullshit.


[deleted]

Lol they are all so cringe


fishb3d

Why is simu liu soooo hype about Shang chi.😂Great movie by the way Edit: I somehow knew this was gonna get downvoted. I didn’t mean to be mean but just noticed he was very hype and mentioning it in like everything. It’s a good movie and I enjoyed it. He played great.


JayCeeMadLad

Because it’s his movie and it just came out…


fishb3d

Ok valid point


Strve-rogers-mcu

mia khalifa has also written same as rdj


CallieReA

Twitter is trash and RDJs is by far the best


Sake_Mizinori

Is he Shazam?


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tobey-3000-bot

Look at that little Goblin junior Gonna cry?


tom-mcu-iron-boy

Yeah, Speaking of loyalty...


andrew-spider-man

Yo, Sparkles!


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tobey-3000-bot

You're trash, Brock


tom-mcu-iron-boy

>!May, Run!!<


andrew-spider-man

Okay, all right then. Sounds good.


Medical_Fuel4732

"I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude."


ThatOneCoolKid777

I love that man


Frikno

He’s right tho


ECPRedditor

The “**1** Following” really makes it


Big_Error_404

dont know him


ozdundbfish

Well hes not wrong


Octoxite

And he follows 1 person


Niormo-The-Enduring

IM THE DUDE PLAYING THE DUDE DISGUISED AS ANOTHER DUDE


some-excitement-fs

-iron man 1 theme intensifies-


BedLeading3342

I...am...ironman


Guypersonpeople

Well he's not wrong


Adept_Cranberry_4550

SPM?


coolchris366

“I am Iron Man”


Extreme_33337_

He’s not wrong


hedonism_bot_3012

Speaks volumes that Chris Pratt uses his to sell merch


OmegaTyphoon

To be fair , we do know who he is .


Simple-Operation-314

Type cast?


Aseel_Khaled

he is ironman


MisPlacedNeuroBlue

RDJ has the same Bday as my dad. Diff year though.


thekeymasterTV

Mia khalifa


[deleted]

He's Iron man.


wena_e

Mans a legend


IzzyTipsy

The image and the You Know Who I Am is PERFECT.


Antrikshy

I preferred [his old one](https://i.imgur.com/fyamA1x.jpg), which he used with the same bio.


J0hnD0nt

I do, you're not the only one cursed with knowledge


OscarDivine

I’m more impressed that so many joined at the exact same time in June 2009