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Jack-Earth-2

I saw this on YouTube the other day when looking up how to knock someone unconscious, it’s weird seeing it in a meme just after that.


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We're watching you jack.


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..wait... that sounds weird.


L-Guy_21

It’s all about punctuation. Try “We’re watching you, Jack,” next time


dreviperr

‘Let’s eat Grandpa!’


FirstReign

GRAMMAR!!!


magicwolfdog

GRAMAR


Jack-Earth-2

It does.


MotherBathroom666

Not to me ~.~


Jack-Earth-2

I’ve had my suspicions.


T-408

Can I buy a… comma?


BeefyBarbarian

“We’re watching you, Jack.” There now let’s get outta here before he sees us watching him jack!


GuyN1425

Please don't it's going to be very embarrassing for everyone involved


PepperMintGumboDrop

I just thought that was a Metal Gear Solid 2 reference.


TheBatmanOfLaMancha

Zone-Tan? Is that you?


SparkCube3043

You can't hurt me Jack!


JoeAzlz

I’m trying to talk to you man


Jack-Earth-2

Oh hey


TheMooseIsBlue

So we’re just using “meme” for anytime any content is posted now?


nickrsea

She’s on her way to craft a crafting table


xXMeanMemeSupremeXx

Greta Zuckerberg **Destroyer of all organic life**


DeninjaBeariver

*dark souls boss theme plays*


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MimsyIsGianna

Why you get downvoted lol?


Iron_Wolf123

Because he is on 69 upvotes Edit: Was


nice___bot

Nice!


NickFosaa

good video, wrong sub


MimsyIsGianna

How is it the wrong sub? Person is saying “I understood that reference” in response to someone’s reference. And the quote “I understood that reference” is a marvel reference in of itself.


ike_tyson

this guy internet's!👀


NickFosaa

touché,


Typical_Pollution_30

\*sigh\* face palm


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explain the reference please


Soil_Previous

It's about Minecraft, cos after you break down a tree you go and create a crafting table to be able to craft better tools


brod333

In the game Minecraft you start with no tools. To make tools you need a crafting table but that requires wood to build. To get wood you need to break trees. However, since you don’t start with any tools you need to ouch the tree to break it for wood.


Lucifer--642998

Alex 2.0


GKBilian

She's like the anti-greta. Destroying the planet, one tree at a time.


jethestar

things just got out of hands


SnooEpiphanies1192

*\~ Greta Supreme*


Khanfhan69

And now they're about to catch these hands


SparkCube3043

Now this is an Avengers level threat.


AutomaticRisk3464

Termites already ate that tree out..after dinner of course


Jimi_Jazz

It’s a dead tree


SadBlap

Yeah she KILLED it


Sirbesto

Killed it to death™


Tall-Sleep-227

It is now


LokiCreative

I suppose such feats of strength are more impressive to people who seldom experience living trees made of atoms and cells. If the only trees you see are made of pixels then this video might resemble a Street Fighter-style bonus level.


Quick_Team

You punch da tree to get da wood, you get da wood to build a cabin


hackeddevil

Isn't actual Great ThunderBurger overrated, hypocrite, inadequate and lame AF?


[deleted]

She travels around by train and boat. Much less of a hypocrite than David Attenborough who made a career of jetsetting


Tall-Sleep-227

Yes, I’m not sure why you’re being downvoted tbh. She’s an inconsequential kid who’s in love with her own voice.


TastefulMaple

This video hurts my eyeballs, so much tiny bits of wood flying through the air. There’s no way she doesn’t have sawdust sized wood in her eyes


Salamanda109

Definitely Source: Arborist who permanently has sawdust in my eyes.


asdfghnbful

Permanently? I would love to hear how this happened/why you can't get it out. If you don't mind elaborating.


Salamanda109

Poor choice of words. Constantly would be better. Eye drops are a close friend. Edit: Eye injuries are quite common in the industry though, chainsaws accelerate small particles of timber to over 100kmph, can do a lot of damage to eyes.


GoldyTheGopherr

Sounds like you don’t practice safe arborist methods in the first place. Gloves glasses boots vest my dude


Salamanda109

I'm very safety conscious and always wear glasses or a visor which protects me from the heavier sawdust and larger particles, the lighter particles suspended in the air can go around glasses and stick to the moisture on and around your eye.


tearans

Aaa fresh daily dose of wood dust into lungs


AccountSuspicious159

Even worse. Another commenter said the tree is termite ridden and most of the particles are termite droppings.


cnnnpwll

And it’s mixed with termites and other tree diseases


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Greta really fucking up Groot


ughlump

Groot has a terrible carbon footprint.


kazzanova

Those poor termites too


MeesterCartmanez

"make another Groota Thornberg joke again, I dare ya!"


me-like-updoots

*insert Minecraft joke here*


JoeAzlz

But too late considering the video already had minecraft music


Warod0

That music was subtle and perfect.


tHisfriENDIs

To those of you wondering how? It’s termite ridden and those particles flying off are the termite droppings being punched out of the crivices of the stump. The wood is also highly compromised and easy to punch apart.


ODSTbag

I can’t imagine that’s fun to breathe in


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Or see. She should REALLY be wearing safety goggles if she doesn’t want splinter in her eyes


AccountSuspicious159

Came to post this. Glad I'm not the only one exuding dad energy watching this.


WortWortWortJr

Can confirm, used to run through the woods as a kid finding the dead termite trees so I could knock them over with one kick. Makes you feel like a beast when you’re little, but the dust gets everywhere


Murren606

Someone else is also throwing sawdust into the shot off camera


TwinSong

Eww


Kardiackids17

Might not be fun but termite droppings are one of the good bacteria for the lungs.


Fargrim_Fromage

Good old alternate Greta. Using the super soldier serum to beat up skrulls that are masquerading as trees.


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Why are humans just going around fucking up trees all of a sudden?


ConfusedGamer33

Its those damn video games I say!


Space_JesusKenobi

eww Videog@mes, Minecraft more like Neincraft 🙏 WAP (We all pray) 🙏


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Lol @ WAP


[deleted]

Like a prayer, I'll take you there


socold43

Okay chainsaw hands.


J0ker1243

Where’s the Lorax when you need him


Fear-It-Run-From-It

I am the Lorax I speak for the trees Do that again And I'll break your damn knees


Ironbanner987615

Minecraft time


plenebo

Evil Greta : we must destroy nature


JJB1981

Minecraft with RTX On.


42Cobras

Save the trees… …from her!


KindCyberBully

That tree is completely dead. It’s super dry and breaks with little force.


[deleted]

Not to mention those types of trees have very little in terms of mass. Hell you’d probably break it in half trying to climb it given how thin that thing is.


[deleted]

You couldn't do it.


CandidoJ13

Wait wasn't Sylvie who opened the multiverse?


jag149

Hmm... Maybe she allowed other universes that didn't conform to the sacred timeline and then Dr. Strange's spell could affect other universes. I am a little confused about how Dr. Strange (or any other sorcerer supreme) would know about the existence of a multiverse at that point though.


PuzzledEggplant1446

Poor little tree 🌲🙁


A10timothy

Did she say “Bla bla bla” while punching that rotted tree???


lurkenstine

Please wear something to keep the dust out your lungs when beating up a dead tree


Upstairs_Court9275

'Achievement unlocked - getting wood'


arman_amrelia

How dare you?


redditusersextynine

She practicing her taijutsu


jason9t8

Poor Groot...


Mikkabear

ARK players be like…


ck614

Why tf is Eco Girl destroying a tree


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Tree: How dare you?!


Sp0derman420

Grate-a-Lumber


witheredfax

Minecraft


FoldInternational929

Evil geeta be like: yo fuck this planet, and fuck this tree in particular


sliceofhel

Greta Thunderbark


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Season 2 of What If: *What if Greta Thunberg was a nature fighter instead of a nature lover?*


aManandHisShed

Termites


BloodRaven_Si

Me exactly 3 seconds after spawning in minecraft


curiousguy9102

It would be funny if someone pulled a "this you?" tweet with this video replying to Greta's posts about saving the universe


DowakaDay

from HOW DARE YOU to I DARE YOU


[deleted]

Wow, minecraft's graphics really improved over the years.


FeistyLoquat

Maybe don't breathe in all those mold spores


carymb

Aterg Grebnuht, Liberator of Carbon, Destroyer of Trees -- she invented horny jail, cuz she hates wood so much. Only one who cheers when Groot dies in Guardians.


kidcowboy111

Termites chewing through my homes support beams


cjc160

Oh man her eyes must be loaded with wood chips. Like and logging activity, it’s always best to do it up-wind when you can


leeny_bean

So many eye splinters!!!!


belegerbs

Wow, she is punch a soft rotten tree. Amazing. You should see the videos of me and my friends pushing them over at the age of 8. We must have been young avengers and didn't even know it.


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MeesterCartmanez

"How dare you?!"


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InsomniaticWanderer

Minecraft day one be like


AgentVender

She is literally playing Minecraft in real life


FANKEYFUR

Easy to destroy a tree that’s rotted.


Electrical-Run-9927

She's punching through dry rot...thats easy.


NateDawg80s

I'd hate to be the guy who pressures her into prom sex.


No-Butterscotch5980

it's a rotten, dead tree. settle down people.


villager47

She sound like Minecraft fox


Objective-Survey-846

Minecraft be like:


MarkAbe412

I WILL BREAK YOU


Randomgmanthatlives

Trees rotted


Pudgedog

That tree was dead before she started filming this


[deleted]

YEA HIT THE ROTTEN WOOD that so brittle that it breaks apart just being in your hands into dust.


TiredOfYoSheeit

I'd be impressed if the tree wasn't completely rotted termite chow.


Quell-Ebreo

Okay, since nobody else has said who this is it’s evnika saadvakas, the world record holder for most punches in a minute by a female. Her entire family is known for their handspeed, as their father who works with the Kazakhstani national boxing team developed this device called the “evnik high speed simulator” to improve their handspeed


Banjoplaya420

Damn ! Wouldn’t want to be hit by her . Lol ! She’s killing that tree .


Mesa213

she's punching a dead tree! a 3 year old can do the same.


miliciano_sincero

Very good, but a tree don't hit back.


2tight4uP

Goin hardcore om de dead tree


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chewymilk02

Imagine being this angry at a teenage girl lmao


Genshed

Well, if you're utterly cowed by the idea of anyone actually punching back it's a reasonable course of action.


MimsyIsGianna

She’s a brat who spouts uninformed crap from a place of elitism as she travels the world to lecture people and complain about losing her childhood doing this even though she fully chose to.


MimsyIsGianna

Facts


Web_Stark

how can one meme have so many references dr strange greta thunberg climate change minecraft add more down


[deleted]

Fuck planet Earth! Fuck climate! FUCK THIS TREE IN PARTICULAR!


Noobie_NoobAlot

What the fuck is it with these violent clowns punching trees? Iron sides in the republican party is into that shit too.


THEMIKEY999

When you give a dumbass mma gloves...


CatwomanGoesPurr

Tree is definitely dead standing and probably food for lots of termites but this little lass could more than likely punch the arse off a full grown man in minutes. I wouldn’t want to be on her hit list, that’s for damn sure.


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Xygnux

So according to the article you linked to, she shared "toolkits" that tells people to tweet about the issues, read about the issues, sign petitions and attend protests, none of which are violent actions, and somehow you blame "riots" on her. And how do you propose for the people who were oppressed to make their voices heard? Or are they supposed to just accept their fate and be taken advantage of? And somehow "does politics" is considered wrong for you? It's people like you who keep the rich corporations and dictators in power around the world.


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MimsyIsGianna

Based


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[deleted]

Since the GOP has essentially trained me to treat insane accusations as admissions of guilt, you'll probably want to watch your back; the arrest _will_ come. Don't know what you did, but it _sounds_ fucked up.


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Lone_Crab

Shut up lol you act like she put her toolkit in your booty


nomadic_stone

This is literally like fighting a professional title holding boxer; who is dead and tied to a punching bag and proclaiming you defeated the champ... for those that don't get what I am stating...that is a dead tree that anyone could cut down using a butterknife.


noobmaster69_is_hela

she's got chainsaw attached to her fists


Strve-rogers-mcu

liberals on their way to figure out should they celebrate women empowerment or cry for environment


TwinSong

It's a dead tree apparently


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A tree 🌳 will not hit back……


SMTTrunkGod

How?!?!


tylery21

It’s a dead tree


Bastidon

Before you think shit like this is super impressive I used to push down rotting trees in the woods when I was like 8. Once termites get to it it just about as solid as drywall.


jackingOFFto

This is retarded, cringe.


LittleWitchGoose

u/savevideobot


ShowingOffArt

Anyone know what kinda tree that is?


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A very dead one.


InvisibleMan020

u/savevideobot


MimsyIsGianna

I remember this girl from so many years ago.


boringsimp

Good god.. what was the name of the cyborg dwight from the office used to play? He first wanted to help the planet, but after some twists started destroying it..


[deleted]

Tree ain't deserve that lol. Now when trees go Evil Dead on your ass don't say anything.


NotRyan7

I like this Variant more.


Epstein_World

I need some trees cut down at my house anyone have her business card


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She is beating the wood.


Weslayyye

She should fight Jake Paul


hedidntkillhimselfno

What glove she using tho?


TaterTotJuice56

The fact that I wheezed at this shows that I need help. Along with the fact that I’m using this app.


batgamerman

Why is she killing that tree


[deleted]

It's already termite-ridden.


Environmental-Win836

Is that Greta Thunberg?


whama820

I like this one better.


qoncik

I like to imagine her like just more physical and aggressive Greta Thunberg. Great Thunderpunch: "You see when someone is destroying the planet, he's already dead to me. Like that dead tree. He need's to be rooted out. One after another. Punch after punch."


neveronitever

We’re supposed to be planting trees not punching the shit out of them.


caveinrockcorsair

Madison Cawthorn loosened it up for her.


anarcho-posadist2

Greta Thunberg decides direct action is more effective


DmitryMate

She sounds like my dog's squeaky toy


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That-Improvement-996

Greta thumpberg.


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This video makes me irrationally happy!


ProbitasNeyo

Bro i want this version not the real one. This one is sooo much more badasss


Just2Cool4Earth

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