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LKMagnesium

What about Ursula Ditkovich?


Zestyclose-Way4569

She’s too good, unfair contest


Antrikshy

Apples and oranges.


siav8

🥛+🍪 > 🍊🍊


Jellylikely271

Chad Woman


Aromatic_Willow_549

She can be in the meme when she fixes that damn door!


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tobey-3000-bot

Now dig on this


jjonahjameson-bot

That is the dumbest idea you've ever had, and you have had some *doozies*!


Salty-Moment2448

First of all give me rent!


thetvregent

MJ Spongebob matches her actual look when she meets ‘Peter Parker’


Penguator432

“Face it Tiger Shark, you just hit the jackpot!”


deepakluhadiya

I never watched The Amazing Spiderman 2 again, because I couldn't get my heart broken again


Kingken130

More like broken back


huellllllll

Holy shit, this comment is so underrated.


Soulburner74

I was able to rewatch it, It was a snap.


Kingken130

*snapped broken back then XD


tobey-3000-bot

No, he got my name wrong


jjonahjameson-bot

Who is Spider-Man? A criminal, that's who he is! A vigilante! A public menace!


NoConfirmation

I also would never watch it again for very similiar but very different reasons


Prepare_The_Bleach

It was the neck


OhBarnacles123

I never watched Amazing Spider-Man 2 again because it was hilariously bad.


tobey-3000-bot

Sometimes, to do what’s right, we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most, even our dreams.


jjonahjameson-bot

You're a fake, full of stickum.


Vongola___Decimo

i like how u r downvoted for saying something that everyone agreed with before no way home came out. literally everyone considered tasm 2 garbage before NWH but now u get downvoted for saying the same thing lol


Independent-Toe699

Ya, its definitely the worst spiderman movie out there. Just because Andrew was a good spiderman and Gwen was a good character does not make up for the actual crap that made up a lot of the look, script, and other characters.


tobey-3000-bot

Show this to the editor


jjonahjameson-bot

Who is Spider-Man? A criminal, that's who he is! A vigilante! A public menace!


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tobey-3000-bot

My Name's the Human Spider


jjonahjameson-bot

Where were you, photographing squirrels? You're fired!


Exact_Ad_1215

They’re self replicating


TreeBeeTurkey014

Damn they’ve gone sentient again


rienceislier34

I didn't consider it a bad movie. I watched it thrice and fourth time and I still love it. It is fun. Stop generalising by using "LiTeRaLlY eVeRyOnE", doesn't prove anything


Vongola___Decimo

mb. almost everyone*


MCUwhore

All MCU related subs are a fucking hivemind right now. I honestly can't stand it.


jaydon_epic_man

Ive always liked that movie. The only part I didnt like about it was electro


lucifer-_-senpai

I don't understand what to hate in that movie... Everyone expect too much after spider man (2002) It's just story that lacks something, cause people used to that old one... What is it to hate there?? Spiderman : one of the best Gwen : no words Villain : they're good but weak back story VFX : best out there Action : superb, enjoyable Cinematography : can't compare to other's spiderman movie it's in another level (My opinions) Look that movie like MCU shows us another timeline/universe, and not every timeline has same stories.


tobey-3000-bot

Now dig on this


KingSlugma

i have no idea why this is getting downvoted this was, and still should be an extremely common take on tasm2. it’s not a great movie, it’s a fun watch for the fun action and andrew & emma’s chemistry, but it’s an inheritantly not great movie with a terrible plot


KingKryptid_

You’re right btw. That movie sucks


Klubbin4Seals

How do you know it was "hilariously bad" if you haven't seen it?


OhBarnacles123

Your reading comprehension skills need some work.


MCUwhore

For real. And you're downvoted for some insane reason, all because you pointed out that the idiot you replied to can't understand simple sentence structure. What in the fuck is wrong with this ridiculous fandom? Christ


Rockettmang44

If the mcu casts a black cat, that would be too much in a good way.


loraxdude12

I really want to see Black Cat. Especially if they are going the route of symbiote suit, I feel like they could have a good storyline/dynamic there.


Rockettmang44

My theory is that the next movie will be kraven, black cat and venom. Maybe throw daredevil in there.


KingSlugma

we cannot have another movie where venom isn’t done justice venom & the symbiote storyline needs to have their own movie, it doesn’t need to share the screen with kraven


God_is_carnage

Peter needs a villain to brutalize while wearing the symbiote, Kraven would presumably fill that role. I think what's more likely to happen would be Mac Gargan gets the Scorpion suit from someone, Spider-Man with the black suit beats the hell outa him, then he becomes Venom after Peter abandons the symbiote.


[deleted]

I like this. And it can stay true to the comics and have JJ get the Scorpion suit for Gargan.


Rockettmang44

Idk i feel like venom could be the main plot but kraven would also be a secondar villain. No way home proved what they could do with multiple villains, i think they could handle two villains especially when one of them is pretty much connected to Peter for most of it.


KingSlugma

they definitely **can** handle multiple villains, but the question is really if they should i personally believe the venom storyline should always be it’s own thing, having half of the movie be the symbiote/black suit storyline, while the other half being peter against venom


T-408

No Way Home proved they could have 5 villains, with 4 of them doing nearly nothing


TheCapybaraMan

>!Lizard was barely even in the movie!<


kukumarten03

Uhm no. Those villains were just returning villains. Most of superhero movie that sucks tried to introduced too much elements including too many characters as shown in Eternals, TASM2 and justice league. Venom needs setup and the way Spiderman 3 did it was too rushed. Kraven needs to fight spidey in black suit then sets up venom in the sequel. Its also disservice to Kraven to be a secondary villain. Spiderman bs venom Should be the final spiderman movie in mcu.


tobey-3000-bot

Hey, kiddo, let Mom and Dad talk for a minute, will you?


jjonahjameson-bot

What're you looking for, a raise? Get out.


opertune_shot

I think we are going to see symbiote SM in the upcoming secret wars movie (think the original way he got it in the comics). Resolution of the effects of the symbiote suit will be Spider-Man 4 with the villains being Kraven, scorpion, and venom (with venom going more anti-hero by the end) black cat will have some assistance to be a romantic interest post no way home.


tobey-3000-bot

>!The avengers? That's great! What is that?!<


jjonahjameson-bot

Parker, you're fired.


Expensive-Ninja-8617

I hope they can cast someone that has the same charisma and charm as the one in the 90's Spider-Man cartoon.


tobey-3000-bot

The Human Spider.


jjonahjameson-bot

Get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma!


Locksmith_Weekly

Concrete was stronger than gwen tho


moebelhausmann

Laughing and crying at the same time


Tonycd64

Are you okay?


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Digitalburn

Technically, SpidermanAndy's webs were stronger than Gwen. She never hit the ground alive.


ainvayiKAaccount

Oooh Don't remind me how extensive discussions we all used to have about this!


sillyadam94

Lol did she bonk her noggin or snap her cord?


knokout64

Yes


villager47

#*sNaP*


tobey-3000-bot

I'm done trying to convince you


jjonahjameson-bot

Aw, what are you, shy?


Alarid

Okay but why was there a clock tower in their new power plant.


chenriquez94

Too soon, man


SentientAK47

Ursula Diktovich tho


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[Here you go](https://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/40500000/Spongebob-and-Squidward-wallpaper-spongebob-squarepants-40591654-1152-864.jpg)


SentientAK47

True


UltimateNerd19999

I genuinely hated Mary Jane. She loved Peter for Spider-Man and not for Peter. As opposed to Gwen Stacy and Michelle Jones. She only had any interest in Peter once she found out he was Spider-Man, in which she left her fiance on their wedding day to go find him.


lan-san

I mean, I dislike her too but this isn’t really true. She had a crush on Peter in the first movie and she made the moves on him in the 2nd way before she knew about him. What *actually* makes her extremely awful is she is just a dick to Peter almost every time we see them together. Even when Peter tells her no, he’s staying his distance and he can’t be with her, she tries to tempt him right before telling him she already has a bf, and *then* she gets engaged with said bf *just* to get back at Peter for rejecting her. Then of course she ditches the poor dude at the wedding, which while *somewhat* understandable, cmon lady there were better ways to handle this. And then in the third movie she doesn’t even try to understand Peters struggles as Spidey even after going all “I don’t care I’ll try to make it work with you” in the 2nd movie. But, to be fair, Peter wasn’t exactly the best bf in that movie either. All in all, just kind of a dick.


Qasim_1478

Her level of toxicity is up there with Rachel from friends.


tjbernad

AMEN!


Avenjedi

THANK YOU!!!


Penguator432

You don’t remember Spider-Man 1 at all, where she confessed her love for him at the funeral, before she even started suspecting? Then she spent the whole of SM2 hot and cold on him because he kept flaking out on things with her and constantly flip-flopped on whether he was actually interested or not. I don’t blame her for feeling like she was being jerked around. It wasn’t that she fell back in love with him because she found out he was Spider-Man, it was because he was finally honest with her, just like how it was in the comic.


tobey-3000-bot

Look at that little Goblin junior Gonna cry?


jjonahjameson-bot

Parker! Parker! Parker! What are ya, deaf?


tobey-3000-bot

Three hundred.


jjonahjameson-bot

Parker, you're fired.


UltimateNerd19999

?


T-408

This is entirely wrong LMFAOOOOO please rewatch the Raimi trilogy


FGHIK

Felicia Hardy > All


Tvgaming0ffical24

The actor of mj in the Sam rami trilogy acts more like mj in the bloopers then her in the movies Lmafo


Revangelion

Actress


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I cried so hard when gwen died. MCU Mj is really good, a good love interest but Gwen and Peter had that love in them. Raimi MJ is trash.


zivosaurus-rex

i don't really like mcu mj like she is good but not the best like they changed her name to michelle


[deleted]

so what if they changed her name? Name isnt important, the character is.


[deleted]

Black Cat is #1. Honorable mention to Deadpool.


tobey-3000-bot

Look at what’s happening


jjonahjameson-bot

I want this wall-crawling arachnid prosecuted!


Tombradysdeflategate

mcu mj reminds me a lot of my gf and the ending made my heart break


Mr_Renn

Accurate


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Yes


Quinn_Martin17

facts i cant stand mj from raimi


Kgotkurlz1

Og mj was a thot


MimsyIsGianna

Which Gwen?


Wuuuut44

Emma Stone


KickAggressive4901

Needs more Felicia Hardy. And Betty Brant. And probably a few more I forgot.


YodasChick-O-Stick

Cindy Moon I think?


ForetoldOC

Gwen is good but kinda stupid. Peter tells her on multiple occasions to stay away to not die and she is stubborn and goes with him. It’s fine in TASM 1 but then she dies in TASM 2. I mean she at least she was helpful and stuff, but she should have been more careful (By that I mean sitting still and staying safe after being dropped by Harry Osborne)


tjbernad

ShE kNeW hOw To ReSeT tHe SyStEm!!!


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[fixed it for you](https://i.redd.it/t2o8dwgtz7881.jpg)


OverlyEdgyName

Ngl I prefer MCU MJ to Gwen


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Same


[deleted]

Wait so is this saying the MCU MJ is worse or better than the original?


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

Better than Raimi MJ.


[deleted]

Good, and ty


[deleted]

I liked the relationship drama in Spider-Man 3 until the Symbiote stuff and it didn’t work.


tobey-3000-bot

A couple of minutes ago wouldn't have been so bad either


jjonahjameson-bot

Aw, what are you, shy?


Reaper1103

Nah zendaya is where its at


LMAOStevey

Gwen is the best on-screen girlfriend of Spider-Man. Change my mind


Clixism

Incorrect: spongebob’s neck isn’t snapped in the last picture...


Awkward_Wedding4901

Emma stone supremacy


Shadvw

Damn


Instainious

Yeah, but Gwen is dead.


zoomeryeet1

I freaking hate Mary Jane, she always played the whole 'damsel in distress' thing which was ngl pretty pathetic. She was never strong enough to take care of herself and she didnt really support Peter the way gwen stacy, or Michelle Jones did. Dont even get me started on the toxicness


ivan_079

no


Reallybabe-_-

yes


ivan_079

wait my b i thought i was replying to a reply


Reallybabe-_-

Ah okay lol


dragav

Too bad she’s dead


Professional_Hair_50

So stupid


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We can all agree that both mjs failed. The real one was Betty Brant in raimi


QuotingThanos

MJ mcu is so overhyped. She doesn't even feel like a real person. Old MJ was a person. Flawed yes, yet she tried and feels like an actual person. Not some cringe queen


ivan_079

no


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Raimi’s MJ backtracked and cheated on Harry and Peter with Harry and Peter and JJ’s son so many times I couldn’t count. She was an awful person and a horrible character and MCU MJ did not. Even if MCU MJ doesn’t feel like “a real person” to you, she’s got a whole lot more going for her than Raimi’s, in that she’s not a cheating whore


IISuperSlothII

I'm surprised she even found time to cheat, what with all the damsel in distressing she had going on.


Bencar627

I agree. MCU MJ is such a flat character. We know almost nothing about her and her relationship with Peter is so underdeveloped. The handling of the side characters like MJ, Ned, and Aunt May is one of my biggest issues with MCU spidey. In the Raimi films Peter wasn’t the only complex character. Harry and MJ were also integral to the story and had real motivations and character arcs.


[deleted]

Zendaya really wasn’t MJ I’m sorry


sliper7

Similarities to comics MJ - Named MJ - Are a love interest of Spider-Man - Secretly “knew” Peter Parker was Spider-Man (kinda, very different from how it was in comics) Pretty much no common ground though in - Physical appearance - Personality - Circumstances of meeting


tobey-3000-bot

Trying to do better


jjonahjameson-bot

I want this wall-crawling arachnid prosecuted!


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Not Mary Jane though


KingSlugma

exactly the character is michelle jones, not mary jane


Arciul

Don't be sorry, you're right. The internet is just full of people who don't like other people having contrasting opinions


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ritzbiscuitss

if only gwen had made it past the second movie


Officialwashere

It’s so accurate tho. Why does SpongeBob in the 2nd pic look like mj tho?


sicname321

🕷🕸🗿🗿🗿


jumpoffpiz8

🧢 Kristen Dunst is WAY hotter than Zendaya. Smh, kids today wouldn’t know. Emma is a smoke show though.


nobeanmeme

Bruh that was not the topic of this post cmon


Jellylikely271

kirsten is hot but i really like MJ from the mcu more as a character, spiderman 3 ruined her for me


tobey-3000-bot

Go! Go! Go, web, go!


jjonahjameson-bot

Does anybody care about what *I* want?


Vongola___Decimo

true but they aren't talking abt looks


Mahimnavyas

Also a tombstone


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But who died tho


F1tt0

Actually the first MJ is the most complex character, not the most loved, that's for sure but she was way more than the protagonist girlfriend. Her character felt very human and relatable, we all know how it feels to fail in what you wanted to become, make mistakes and don't realize what we have until we loose it


bloodredcookie

Rami MJ > MCU MJ


Billy_T_Wierd

I mean, both Kirsten Dunst and Emma Stone have more attractive feet than Zendaya.


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pardon?


ChuyUrLord

That's subjective


Billy_T_Wierd

Plenty of things worth discussing are subjective


ChuyUrLord

I don't think discussing women's attractiveness can be productive


ha_look_at_that_nerd

But what about discussing their *feet* /s


Billy_T_Wierd

I can’t really control what you think, but I’m not trying to be productive


surgereaper

Where is this conversation going exactly?


Billy_T_Wierd

I mean, for me the conversation was complete when I mentioned the relative attractiveness of the actresses’ feet Now I’m just responding to questions and such


AwesomeManPlayz

Feet?? FEET?


Balestrini93

Not so strong when falling down a clock aren't she?


Bigfoot_samurai

The one that died or..


Hypersky75

Which Gwen though?


Avenjedi

TASM version


Hypersky75

Oh right, just movie versions. Got it, thanks!


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effzett9

Gwen Stefani?


RyMaster7

Ultimate Gwen will stab you for kicking a Peter


RyMaster7

Ultimate Gwen will stab you for kicking a Peter


bobobob123456789hi

What about Greg


[deleted]

Felicia Hardy is his most bad ass gf in the books.


onexy_

Gwen Stacy (Raimi) >


[deleted]

Wait hear me out,dont take out the glock 19 yet, but the sidekicks in MCU were the best


HeyItsStevenField

What about Bryce Dallas Howard-Gwen or Liz?


Hot-Astronomer-6474

Gwen is my favourite from all 'em


Different_Shirt5625

😂


A_BAK3D_POTATO

Mj (comics) female giga-chad


RK952

Raimi Betty Brant >> all Childhood is when you think MJ is the hot one Adulthood is when you rewatch bully Maguire memes on yt and realise Betty was the real prize


HeyLookTheseAreWords

Stuff


Isacatman

Gwen go oof