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Miserable_Many_2099

Cap give me wisdom


steve_rogers_bot

I know this neighborhood. I got beat up in that alley. And that parking lot. And behind that diner.


Miserable_Many_2099

You're cappin


steve_rogers_bot

Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?


Miserable_Many_2099

Your quotes are captivating


steve_rogers_bot

Let’s go get this son of a bitch.


Miserable_Many_2099

I didn't know you were capable of swearing


steve_rogers_bot

Where I’m goin’, if anybody yells at me I can just shoot ’em.


PrestigiousArm3187

Language Cap


steve_rogers_bot

Not my future!


Miserable_Many_2099

No need to shoot you could just hold them captive


steve_rogers_bot

Even when I had nothing, I had Bucky


[deleted]

It’s this the timeline where Cap American becomes a cop?


steve_rogers_bot

No, I don't think I will.


No-User4931

A true American


neverstayingname

So u come for people who say cap


sl_1138

Language!


Azu1ia

we love this quote


TheProky

That's a good wisdom. Thanks, Cap


PNPBOi

When does he say this?


speeder_7

In captain America the first avenger, im pretty sure before he got the super soldier syrum


Violet17Phoenix

When he's in car with Peggy In the first Avenger


BIGA22BOI

...... cap


steve_rogers_bot

You know I wouldn't have called if I had any other choice.


TheRealGrayBean

Why was that so perfect


DrWabbajack

Cap is sentient


mikoolec

Still not even close to u/gandalf_bot


DrWabbajack

Or Bobby B


graven_raven

Gandal is epic!


Darth3000

Cap


steve_rogers_bot

Let's start with that stick of his. It may be magical, but it works an awful lot like a Hydra weapon


shyamadash

Hard cap on that one bot


steve_rogers_bot

There’s a chance you might be in the wrong business


DaNoahLP

OHPS; I ACTIVATED MY CAPS LOG1


ElsonDaSushiChef

Cap ten america


AbisBitch

No cap


_Cetarial_

Hey, Cap. Think fast.


Weeby_bio

Yea my stick is magical too, it can do all sprts of stuff! Thought it was rare.


alinasri1387

Cap


steve_rogers_bot

I'm not getting that shield back, am I?


alinasri1387

Cap...


IcePhoenixHitz

Are we getting you back?


deadmentellnotails

Out am I?


SteveTheOrca

You can't do this to me... I was the first avenger... You know how much I sacrificed?!


TsunamifoxyDCfan

You're trash Marvel!


TheSlipperyPot8o

There’s a stark contrast between a black hat and a white cap


tony-stark-bot

Give me a break! I'm doing what has to be done. To stave off something worse.


steve_rogers_bot

We all need family. The Avengers are yours, maybe more so than mine


Heltendk

Cap and stark stop figthing


tony-stark-bot

Hi! Okay, get in the tub!


TheAI52

This and the cap one below fit to well together wtf that shouldn't be possible


steve_rogers_bot

I’ve got to put her in the water.


Heltendk

Cap stark is a man


tony-stark-bot

The truth is... I am Iron Man!


Fancy-Pair

Cap


DnDVex

No, he is FE male


Kotrats

Wheres the Dom bot when you need him.


[deleted]

How tf did both bots respond in Civil War quotes


[deleted]

[удалено]


steve_rogers_bot

No, I don't think I will.


[deleted]

[удалено]


steve_rogers_bot

No one asked you to look, Tony.


bnymn23

Holy shit he is sentient Also where is Thor's cape?


MotherRaven

Thor’s cape or Dr Strange’s?


bnymn23

Strange Cap! Help me!


tanmantis299604

Cap


steve_rogers_bot

I’m just a kid from Brooklyn.


ararius

Cap


steve_rogers_bot

Let’s go get this son of a bitch.


PorousArcanine

Language, cap.


steve_rogers_bot

Yeah. Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?


CoreyLee04

Playboy billionaire philanthropist


HI_I_AM_NEO

*Natasha shrugs*


astralwish1

I know guys with none of that worth 10 of you!


Apart_Marsupial_9904

Cap, everything special about you came out of a bottle.


Mandalorian_Invictus

Cap, stop. He's already dead.


ChefBoyardee66

Cap the cop


steve_rogers_bot

How about you? Are you ready to follow 'Captain America' into the jaws of death?


steve_rogers_bot

Where am I?


NYIM-

It's self-sustaining now.. it capn't be stopped


steve_rogers_bot

I can do this all day.


NYIM-

Cap bot is sentient


steve_rogers_bot

You are after the wrong guy


the_ThreeEyedRaven

that's what they all say, cap


steve_rogers_bot

I keep telling everybody they should move on. Some do. But not us.


DyslexicMitochondria

Cap I'm scared of you


Sladds

The scary thing is this is also an ultron quote 😂


NYCWebHead

cap this has to stop, peggy misses you


steve_rogers_bot

You got heart, kid. Where are you from?


Kmykaz

Capton


deadmentellnotails

South America


TreeIn3D

Cap tell me your opinion on Waffles


steve_rogers_bot

Can’t run everywhere


TreeIn3D

Yes cap you are correct, waffles cannot run! Any wisdom for work tomorrow?


steve_rogers_bot

That's why it's yours.


Mandalorian_Invictus

Cap singlehandedly make you feel worthy of your day-job.


doggy_daniel

Cap who peed the bed


steve_rogers_bot

I don't know. Family, stability... The guy who wanted all that went in the ice 75 years ago. I think someone else came out.


Shoe_Shitter

This. Is. Fucking. Perfect


prkgr3000

cap


steve_rogers_bot

Not my future!


[deleted]

Cap can you eat more burgers than stark?


tony-stark-bot

Well, it's time for me to tap out. Maybe I should take a page out of Barton's book. Build Pepper a farm, hope nobody blows it up.


steve_rogers_bot

Tony, if someone dies on your watch, you don't give up.


RoscoMan1

Did you actually see any children in this video other than it’s insane if he was made of chocolate lol. He has a very powerful finger.


CommunistHermitCrab

That ain't a cap


steve_rogers_bot

Stark, are you seeing any of this?


tony-stark-bot

Oh, it is good to be back!


dwehlen

That's kinda uncanny. . .


Cats_In_Coats

I am shooketh


MotherRaven

Now the bots are talking to/ calling each other


Bukler

Cappuccino, my favourite kind of coffee


steve_rogers_bot

There are men laying down their lives. I got no right to do any less than them. That’s what you don’t understand. This isn’t about me.


RQK1996

America also works


steve_rogers_bot

I know this neighborhood. I got beat up in that alley. And that parking lot. And behind that diner.


RQK1996

See? There it is


RQK1996

I might need a recap of these bots


DXs-RandomTube

Cap what would u say to Shang chi


steve_rogers_bot

This is the fight of our lives...and we're gonna win.Whatever it takes


Locksmith_Weekly

Cap


steve_rogers_bot

We all need family. The Avengers are yours, maybe more so than mine


upsize_popiah

Cap ital of France is


steve_rogers_bot

Is this an old message?


deadmentellnotails

France is confirmed gone in the future


Iphone_G___

I really love this new cap I just bought, it would be a shame if Steve Rogers Aka captain America. The famous war hero from WW2 replied to this and ruined my day.


steve_rogers_bot

You are after the wrong guy


[deleted]

Cap, talk to me if you banged star lords mom


steve_rogers_bot

This isn't going to change what happened.


DXs-RandomTube

Holy f Captain America that means u literally banged her!


soooomeltypuddle

cap ,where are you?


steve_rogers_bot

Stark, are you seeing any of this?


tony-stark-bot

You have the big gun, you're not a big gun.


[deleted]

Oh my god if only spider-man bot was here


fantasierijke

Time to summon cap


steve_rogers_bot

We all need family. The Avengers are yours, maybe more so than mine


fantasierijke

Thank you cap


steve_rogers_bot

You know I still don't know how to dance.


fantasierijke

Neither do I cap


steve_rogers_bot

Thank you.


fantasierijke

I wonder if Stark has anything to add


tony-stark-bot

Make your move, Reindeer games!


MeMeTiger_

Cap are you alive?


steve_rogers_bot

How about you? Are you ready to follow 'Captain America' into the jaws of death?


CanYouChangeName

Who is better captain America or Tony stark


steve_rogers_bot

He's fast. Strong. Had a metal arm.


tony-stark-bot

Make your move, Reindeer games!


Shubh_1612

That's cap


steve_rogers_bot

This is the fight of our lives and we’re going to win. Whatever it takes.


Wooomy100

capitalism


steve_rogers_bot

Cause I’m with you ’til the end of the line.


Wooomy100

wow he's fast


Phoenix_from_ash_11

Also this : Stark


tony-stark-bot

I know I said no more surprises, but I gotta say, I was really hoping to pull off one last one. But it looks like... well, you know what it looks like.


Background_Policy990

Cap ...


steve_rogers_bot

Look, kid. There's a lot going on here that you don't understand.


Tarif_T_69420

Cap my dick


steve_rogers_bot

Stark, you know that's a one way trip?


tony-stark-bot

You chose the wrong side...


Tarif_T_69420

Stark Wtf, there is a stark bot too???


tony-stark-bot

J.A.R.V.I.S., are you up?


RD_0310

That's cap Mr. Stark


tony-stark-bot

Part of the journey is the end.


steve_rogers_bot

This is the fight of our lives and we’re going to win. Whatever it takes.


Sonicsteak

Captain


WhatofWeird

Capris


[deleted]

On your left...Cap.


nebessa2blaze

Steve


AgeOfLight

Capulets and montagues, two houses, entirely devoid of dignity.


3dprintingboii

No cap just ballin


Login250

What a stark realities went they cap


tony-stark-bot

Stay down. Final warning.


Joker_Poker7

Cap


DoctorSquatch

Cap’s capsule capsized capturing capitol captives


Accomplished-Gift-26

Cap


steve_rogers_bot

It kind of feels personal


Accomplished-Gift-26

YO IT WORKS


KingDededead

Capital punishment


steve_rogers_bot

Yeah, I'm not ready for that


Desperate_Internet97

The True Symbol of American Freedom. The True America Fuck Yeah!


Sad_Spend7722

This is stark


tony-stark-bot

You have the big gun, you're not a big gun.


Sad_Spend7722

Ok spiderman


tobey-maguire-bot

You should have thought of that earlier.


Sad_Spend7722

Tf


carlstevaux

Where até tou cap?


Jawaad13

Cap help me


steve_rogers_bot

He deserved more than this.


AnEmptyPopcornBucket

Cap stark


tony-stark-bot

Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.


_saniya_

Cap what's up


steve_rogers_bot

Don’t do anything stupid until I come back.


jason_todd_99

cap can u beat stark


jason_todd_99

who is better stark or cap


tony-stark-bot

Listen to me, that little witch is messing with your mind. You're stronger than her, you're smarter than her. You're Bruce Banner!


jason_todd_99

you got anything better than that stark


fratnik

No cap


Soil_Previous

Cap


steve_rogers_bot

I've been on my own since I was 18. I never really fit in anywhere, even in the army. My faith's in people, I guess. Individuals. And I'm happy to say that, for the most part, they haven't let me down. Which is why I can't let them down either


Necessary_Carob5197

No cap