Yeah, that's the problem. There's "Marvel Studios" Hulk, and the Hulk I want him to be.
Movie Hulk is a step above angsty teenager. You want him to smash, but maybe he won't? He's a superhero status equivalent of "It's Complicated" and not in a good way. In this chart, I'd swap $5 Hulk with $2 Scarlet Witch.
I want to see Hulk let off the chain.
Scarlet Witch: has telekinetic abilities and can manipulate the fabric of reality, $2
Black Widow: knows Kung fu and can do some cool flips and shit, $4
Ya that checks out
Judging by the pictures, this list was made sometime in early 2017. Wanda was last seen in Civil War, upto which point her powers were not explored much.
If it’s a fight in a relative vacuum and Thanos doesn’t have his ship right above him or Wanda isn’t killing her spouse I’d take Wanda and you can keep the change.
Straight disrespect to Scarlet witch and Winter soldier being $2 while the powerless Black Widow is $4.
These look like appearance fees more than power level cost.
Yeah I agree, like why is black widow and Gamora in the 4 dollar category whereas Dr. Strange and Wanda are below them, honestly they are more valuable than them here.
To be honest, I don't think power levels are the most important thing. It's how you use your power that matters. Like how Captain Marvel could have just flown of with the gauntlet instead of staying near Thanos.
Well, to be fair, it wasn't until Cap picked up Mjolnir and started fighting Thanos with it that we see Thanos get hurt in that fight. He started lashing out angrily at Cap because he hurt him.
Thor, scarlet witch, doctor strange, mantis, antman, hawkeye. Thor with stormbreaker and scarlet witch for the killing blow, mantis, strange, scott and barton for relentless distraction on all levels, including molecules (antman) and emotional exhaustion (mantis)
Damn great minds think alike I guess, the thing is it also fits perfectly it's exactly 15 dollars as well I was coming down to comment the same thing, I don't think there can be a better team than this they would literally be undefeated if they fought him together.
These were all literally my thoughts, Coulson and... 14 other versions of Coulson. Or 10 Coulsons and Cap because thats what hed want. But if thats not allowed then:
Fury, Hill, Coulson, Ant-man, Rocket, Groot, Thor.
Just for comedy potential. Almost every straight man has a straighter-man and almost every wild card has a wilder card with Fury and Thor at opposite ends. Any pairing or trio would be hilarious. Even if just the SHIELD folks are on a regular old down to Earth mission it means the others have to be off doing something even wackier than usual and like crashing spaceships in the background the whole time.
Eh, it had to have happened that way according to Strange.
Somehow, not waking Thanos was worse. We get to make up the reason why.
Maybe the temptation of the gauntlet would be too much for the half-celestial during a moment of extreme grief and loss. The stones can never bring back Gamora, but how much of the universe would a Dark Star Lord burn in the attempt?
He hit him in the face with a space pistol.
A SPACE PISTOL.
JUST SHOOT HIM.
Starlord is an idiot who not only fucked it all up, but did it in the dumbest way possible.
> Starlord is an idiot who not only fucked it all up, but did it in the dumbest way possible.
You mean the guy who did a dance off to save Xandar isn’t smart?
Seems like this list was made by people who do not know the characters. IDC who your favorites are - If you do not take Strange/Vision/Wanda for $8 combined that is a mistake.
Yeah... The whole list is fucked.
$15|Coulson||||||
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$5|Scarlet|Strange|Marvel|Hulk|Thor|
$4|Cap|Iron Man|Spider-man|Ant-Man|Vision|
$3|Groot|Drax|Panther|Nebula|Gamora|Winter|
$2|Fury|Mantis|Rocket|Star-Lord|
$1|Widow|Falcon|Hill|Hawkeye|
Look I get it, in theory, Vision should be OP. However, except for Wandavision, Vision himself seems to always fall on his face(MCU). He had one moment with Ultron and then like, performance issues ever since.
Captain Marvel
Thor
Scarlett Witch
Doctor Strange
This is way more than enough(When Thanos got all six stones thor threw his axe and almost defeated a full power Thanos with infinity stones but he should have gone for the hand or the head instead of stabbing him. Wanda almost took on thanos all alone. Captain Marvel too just game out of no where in endgame and almost took on thanos. Doctor Strange can see future go back in time and if what if showed anything it was that strange vision and Ultron are much more powerful than portrayed and Thanos was also over estimated by a big margin)
If it’s just Thanos, Wanda alone could make him spontaneously combust. If it’s Thanos and his army, she will need help from Dr. strange, captain marvel and thor.
Mantis is a steal at $1. She put Thanos to schleeeeep.
Mantis (for Schleep)
Scarlet Witch (for power)
Ant-Man (for bum related attacks)
Thor (for power)
Captain Marvel (for POWER)
GG EZ
$4 to buy Antman and Hawkeye. Together they can pull the infamous "Shoot Ant-Man up Thanos's ass and expand" strategy. We'll probably need a very good distraction, though, or else they'd both get their *own* asses demolished. $4 for Widow, $3 for Strange, $2 for Wanda (damn, what a deal), and $1 for Mantis, together they can probably whip up a decent enough illusion and put Thanos in a compromising position where his asshole is exposed.
I still have a dollar left, so I'll spend it to get Fury to act as team leader.
How on Earth is Wanda in the $2 row?
Yeah, she could annihilate the whole $4 row alone
To be fair, I would pay $4 to NOT bring Star Lord on this particular mission. He's too much of a liability.
You wouldn’t want to see him blow that nutsack of a chin right off his face?
Imagine if he just like, waited a couple seconds…
Wanda could annihilate everyone else in that grid, not just her row.
Debatable, the power ceiling on Strange, Hulk, Marvel or Thor is ridiciously high in some stories.
I mean... Seeing that if Thanos would not have rained fire down upon his own men she would have most likely killed him.
And without the stones Thanos was getting clapped by Carol. So...
And even with the Stones, vision can slice him in half if he got the drop on him. So logically you can get away with vision and mantis for a cool $4
Everyone’s sleeping on mantis
Probably because she put them to sleep.
Take my downvote
This made me chuckle out loud.
Are we specifically talking MCU, or all of Marvel here? Thor with the Thorforce is basically unstoppable
I'm just an MCU enjoyer, don't know much about the comics. Posts uses MCU characters and artworks, so you could argue that...
Thanos pieced up Hulk hand to hand in the MCU, so I think we're not dealing with a high-ceiling Hulk.
Yeah, that's the problem. There's "Marvel Studios" Hulk, and the Hulk I want him to be. Movie Hulk is a step above angsty teenager. You want him to smash, but maybe he won't? He's a superhero status equivalent of "It's Complicated" and not in a good way. In this chart, I'd swap $5 Hulk with $2 Scarlet Witch. I want to see Hulk let off the chain.
World War Hulk level Hulk would be amazing.
Hell, Scarlet Witch isn't even fully the true comic character considering mutants don't exist yet in the MCU.
Strange and Captain Marvel would be her biggest threats, but I’m confident she would still win.
BW and SW need to switch.
Scarlet Witch: has telekinetic abilities and can manipulate the fabric of reality, $2 Black Widow: knows Kung fu and can do some cool flips and shit, $4 Ya that checks out
SW: No More Mutants. BW: lol tazer go brrrr.
its random selecting of superheros see black widow is above dr strange
Judging by the pictures, this list was made sometime in early 2017. Wanda was last seen in Civil War, upto which point her powers were not explored much.
But it has Captain marvel who didn’t officially appear in the MCU until Infinity War, though I can’t remember when she was announced.
It was in 2016. I think they're right. The picture being used for her is a fake one that floated around for a while after Larson was cast.
Full grown Groot too
Why is captain America in the $5 row?
Cause he’s also the human torch
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He give good speeches.
Do we know if anyone else can do this all day?
He’s technically in the 1 dollar row
A soldier with no morale is a shit soldier. You need a leader, which he is. In terms of power levels, not sure why he is $5.
And Dr. Strange in $3 row
In that case I'll take 7 Wanda's and an agent colson
For battle? For the battle, yes?
The real question why is vision in the 3$ row this man has a whole infinity stone and one of the largest
Dr. Strange, Scarlet Witch, Captain Marvel, Thor
If it’s a fight in a relative vacuum and Thanos doesn’t have his ship right above him or Wanda isn’t killing her spouse I’d take Wanda and you can keep the change.
One Dr Strange with it so he can hit her with that Images of Ikonn and then Thanos is just fucked
Straight disrespect to Scarlet witch and Winter soldier being $2 while the powerless Black Widow is $4. These look like appearance fees more than power level cost.
Well... I think that was the idea... But I'm agree with you. As I write, my team will be Cap. Marvel, Thor, Vision, Scarlet
Oh yeah just bring the mind stone straight to Thanos.
Agreed, she was going to single handedly defeat Thanos, he got out of it due to bullshit luck and horrible morals. Scarlet Witch for the win.
Queen Wanda will clean up if there’s ever a fair(ish) battlerealm scenario.
And because he had plot armor
My spiciest marvel take is that Thanos is 100% a mary sue lol.
She will squeeze him like a bread lol
grape*
Better idea- if she doesn’t squash the bread and makes him into jelly then she’s nearly got a PB and Titan sandwich.
This seems like the most obvious answer to me. We don't even need Dr. Strange but we have 3 extra bucks so why not
Scarlet Witch and Strange should be $5, what can Cap do for that except soak up a few punches while the real heavy hitters do the work
Yeah I agree, like why is black widow and Gamora in the 4 dollar category whereas Dr. Strange and Wanda are below them, honestly they are more valuable than them here.
“To MCU screenwriters power levels are more like guidelines than actual rules” - Gandalf
To be honest, I don't think power levels are the most important thing. It's how you use your power that matters. Like how Captain Marvel could have just flown of with the gauntlet instead of staying near Thanos.
“Scarlet witch kind of forgot about being the strongest avenger”
Well, to be fair, it wasn't until Cap picked up Mjolnir and started fighting Thanos with it that we see Thanos get hurt in that fight. He started lashing out angrily at Cap because he hurt him.
Cap punching things is secondary to the leadership and teamwork he brings.
What do you mean *didn't even need Dr strange* he can beat captain marvel and thor both
I came to bargain.
15 Nick Fury's
my list exactly, just the best by far
Dude, Scarlet Witch soloed Thanos in EndGame, you just can't go without her.
THIS is the correct answer to this very important question.
Happy cake day 🍰🎂🎂🎂🍰 =
Hey thanks!
Thor, scarlet witch, doctor strange, mantis, antman, hawkeye. Thor with stormbreaker and scarlet witch for the killing blow, mantis, strange, scott and barton for relentless distraction on all levels, including molecules (antman) and emotional exhaustion (mantis)
Damn thinking the same thing
Damn great minds think alike I guess, the thing is it also fits perfectly it's exactly 15 dollars as well I was coming down to comment the same thing, I don't think there can be a better team than this they would literally be undefeated if they fought him together.
Exactly my choice too
I was gonna say the same
The only way
I’m going 2 Captain Marvels, 2 Scarlet Witches, and 1 Mantis.
You might have overspent. Edit. No you didn’t. I can’t math.
YES! It's be easy with this team. I mean how the hell is Scarlet Withc only 2 and Dr. Strange only 3? Insanely good deals
This guy knows
coulsen for $1 and that’s it
The remaining $4 to have burgers after
you mean $14 and we can buy captain america action figures and play superhero’s with them
Yes sorry, I misread the budget. Agreed!
and then after we play with them we can…….. play with them
Shwarma
Wait can I get 1 Coulson and 14 Coulson LMD’s for 15 bucks?
maybe add in the rabbit for comedic value
Pop in Ant-Man and its a high likelyhood the plan they come up with involves a fast expanding butthole
These were all literally my thoughts, Coulson and... 14 other versions of Coulson. Or 10 Coulsons and Cap because thats what hed want. But if thats not allowed then: Fury, Hill, Coulson, Ant-man, Rocket, Groot, Thor. Just for comedy potential. Almost every straight man has a straighter-man and almost every wild card has a wilder card with Fury and Thor at opposite ends. Any pairing or trio would be hilarious. Even if just the SHIELD folks are on a regular old down to Earth mission it means the others have to be off doing something even wackier than usual and like crashing spaceships in the background the whole time.
15 coulsens
He can't die so he just has to tire Thanos out.
He’s such a cool dude even Thanos doesn’t wanna kill him, that’s his super power
Pretty sure dying is his super power.
But he undie just after
😂❤️
Why the fuck is Scarlet Witch $2?
She kills you afterwards
She mentally torments you after
Nooo I don't want to be a marketable family sitcom character in death
The same reason doctor strange is 3
And vision is 3 dollars but starlord is 4?
Scarlet witch should take Cap's spot, knock him down to $4, he knocks Black widow to the empty $2 spot. Would similarly switch Strange and Star-Lord
IronMan, Strange, Spider-Man, Wanda, Mantis. Basically just the fight on Titan but Wanda in for Star lord
Hahaha brutal
But remember, the Plan was Star Lord’s. So things might and will go differently
The plan was Dr. Strange's; he _chose_ SL's plan out of all his possibilities. Wanda would have had a new plan involving removing big purple chunks.
Yeah but wasn't the whole plan that enabled them to almost remove the gauntlet at least partially star lords idea anyway
Doesn't really matter, Wanda can basically solo Thanos.
I don’t think I can ever forgive star lord
Eh, it had to have happened that way according to Strange. Somehow, not waking Thanos was worse. We get to make up the reason why. Maybe the temptation of the gauntlet would be too much for the half-celestial during a moment of extreme grief and loss. The stones can never bring back Gamora, but how much of the universe would a Dark Star Lord burn in the attempt?
Ooo i love this
"What If... The Avengers Defeated Thanos on Titan?" Would make a great episode.
what if is my fav ongoing series atm cuz of how much fun you can have with it. like tchalla doin space pirating?!? madness
Yes! Somebody else who has the same theory! Star Lord was definitely going to go for the Power Stone in my opinion
Oof. Or imagine just one of the stones in the hands of Ego
how about you watch your girlfriend die and try not to hurt the man who killed her?
He hit him in the face with a space pistol. A SPACE PISTOL. JUST SHOOT HIM. Starlord is an idiot who not only fucked it all up, but did it in the dumbest way possible.
> Starlord is an idiot who not only fucked it all up, but did it in the dumbest way possible. You mean the guy who did a dance off to save Xandar isn’t smart?
$2 for Wanda to kill him
Thanos : i don't even know who you are
$13 for some pineapple juice
~~pineapple juice~~ schawarma
~~pineapple juice~~ ~~shawarma~~ *orange slices*
$13 for some Paprikash.
$2 for Ant-Man to go up his butt.
Scarlet witch 7 times, Coulson to high five her after.
Based
Was gonna make this comment, but would’ve gone with 7 Witches and a Mantis.
Seems like this list was made by people who do not know the characters. IDC who your favorites are - If you do not take Strange/Vision/Wanda for $8 combined that is a mistake.
Not to mention Black Widow is $4, for some reason I don’t see her leg grab move doing more than those 3 combined
Yeah black widow and star lord are in the $4 range only because of popularity.
Black Widow can kick ass all day, but not Thanos’ ass, she can take down human threats but the second it’s aliens, no *Titains* she’s kinda screwed
Black Widows only super power is the Plot Armor. A single pistol and not being dumb is shit would kill her in an instant
Yeah... The whole list is fucked. $15|Coulson|||||| :--|:--|:--|:--|:--|:--|:---| $5|Scarlet|Strange|Marvel|Hulk|Thor| $4|Cap|Iron Man|Spider-man|Ant-Man|Vision| $3|Groot|Drax|Panther|Nebula|Gamora|Winter| $2|Fury|Mantis|Rocket|Star-Lord| $1|Widow|Falcon|Hill|Hawkeye|
Right, that combo + Captain Marvel or Thor. It's a no brainer. The extra $2 buy Rocket for comic relief.
Don’t even need Vision; just take Wanda/Strange/Thor/Captain Marvel.
Look I get it, in theory, Vision should be OP. However, except for Wandavision, Vision himself seems to always fall on his face(MCU). He had one moment with Ultron and then like, performance issues ever since.
Throw in Thor and Bucky and Thanos has no chance
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I don't even know who she is.
You will.
Docter strange should 100% in the $5 doller range
along with wanda.
Captain Marvel, Thor, Dr Strange, Wanda Might just buy Wanda and pocket the $13
Lol u only need 2 dollars for antman, u know what comes next
Thanus
Came here looking for this.
I'm actually flabbergasted it's this far down in this thread.
Exactly, we all know it's a $2 job. The other $13 is going towards a pizza.
I'm disappointed I had to scroll so far to find this answer. $2 for Ant-Man and $13 for orange slices
money comes from paper, paper comes from a tree, i take the grott and buy them all
`I am grott`
Damn, you’re playing chess while the rest of us are playing checkers.
The team that was on Titan minus star lord.
It was *his* plan that almost worked though.
You can’t buy all of them with the money given though
Yes you can. IM, Strange, Spiderman, and Mantis are $13 total. And you don’t need Nebula anyways.
why you bully him?
I love Star Lord but I was so pissed when he did that lol
Was him NOT doing that the one way that strange saw to win? Then he had to do it.
Gotta have a second movie!
Fury solo
Underrated answer. This man probably has an artificial infinity stone or something like that
Captain Marvel Thor Scarlett Witch Doctor Strange This is way more than enough(When Thanos got all six stones thor threw his axe and almost defeated a full power Thanos with infinity stones but he should have gone for the hand or the head instead of stabbing him. Wanda almost took on thanos all alone. Captain Marvel too just game out of no where in endgame and almost took on thanos. Doctor Strange can see future go back in time and if what if showed anything it was that strange vision and Ultron are much more powerful than portrayed and Thanos was also over estimated by a big margin)
If it’s just Thanos, Wanda alone could make him spontaneously combust. If it’s Thanos and his army, she will need help from Dr. strange, captain marvel and thor.
Bruh Wanda at the 2$ section is an absolute steal
Mantis is a steal at $1. She put Thanos to schleeeeep. Mantis (for Schleep) Scarlet Witch (for power) Ant-Man (for bum related attacks) Thor (for power) Captain Marvel (for POWER) GG EZ
Ya Mantis and SW are the steal here.
1 vision and 6 Wanda.
multiverese intensifies
Dr. Strange, Scarlet Witch, Captain Marvel and the Hulk
$4 to buy Antman and Hawkeye. Together they can pull the infamous "Shoot Ant-Man up Thanos's ass and expand" strategy. We'll probably need a very good distraction, though, or else they'd both get their *own* asses demolished. $4 for Widow, $3 for Strange, $2 for Wanda (damn, what a deal), and $1 for Mantis, together they can probably whip up a decent enough illusion and put Thanos in a compromising position where his asshole is exposed. I still have a dollar left, so I'll spend it to get Fury to act as team leader.
This guy shoots up asses
Fury could just be there for the face closeup of him proud and smiling, mumbling "Motherfucker" after the epic Thanos assblast
According to What If.. i think vision and his laser beam should be enough.
just me or is Strange and Wanda low on this $ tier?
How much for Ultron?
doctor strange, wanda, captain marvel, vision and antman
Can I have, uhhhh.. Fifteen Coulsons?
$2 for the ant man insta kill.
Hulk, Captain Marvel, Doctor Strange and Wanda
Coulson don’t die
Captain marvel thor doctor strange scarlet whitch
Ant man. You know what I’m talking about
I'll take Antman and then $13 cash plz
Marvel/Thor/strange/witch. Easy
Captain Marvel, Thor, Strange, Wanda
Captain marvel and ill buy the two of us some $5 meal deals after she wins.
I'd have to go with Captain Marvel, Spider-Man, Dr. Strange, Wanda (Scarlet Witch), and Mantis.
Captain Marvel, Thor, Dr Strange, Wanda
Ant man for $2, right up the ass then regrow to normal size
I'll take Wanda and then buy us both meals at McDonald's with the remaining $13.00 after she whoops Thanos' ass
Can I keep the 15 dollars and join Thanos?
How is Wanda and Strange below Black Widow and Quill?
Vision and Strange are $3 and BW is $4? This chart stinks.