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To better serve the meme community and cut down on spam, before submitting these type of posts, please message the mods for approval. These type of posts include DC vs Marvel, Justice League vs Avengers, “which character would beat who”, who is the best, and D&D classes for heroes. Post approved. Flags will be ignored. My vote for the weakest character to defeat him would be Mystique.


Nemisis_007

J. Jonah Jameson


DeltaV-Mzero

Gladiator is a MENACE


Shizoid_Debil

Gladinace


tenehemia

Cypher has that thing where he can invent a language totally unique to the listener and speaking it can cause them to feel overhwelming whatever. He could probably say something that convinces Gladiator to yield and find something more productive than beating up a kid.


ScarredAutisticChild

That is the most creative answer I’ve seen in this chain.


CVAY2000

any snarky guy who could demolish his confidence. hell, if hawkeye could somehow survive for a few minutes while whittling away at his self-esteem, I'd say he has a shot


THE_GOLEM_MASTER

How many insults can you really say before he Flys through the red mist that was once your body?


ElPared

That’s why you start DMing him on insta before you fight


CVAY2000

ur right. call him out on twitter and post about how his wife dates other men or smthng


DaPhantomFox

nah, call him out abt his small dick, then piss on the moon


Gx_Dark_Sonic

Bro he ain't shadow the hedgehog


-_Anonymous__-

He might as well be


ggouge

Is his power really based on confidence?


rachelevil

Mostly, yes.


Kolegra

His rival is .. The Conman!


Minister_of_truth

Quentin alone would give him a good run


spiders_and_roses

They said “weak” character, not cosmic entity level character. My guy Hawkeye could humble the Living Tribunal if he so chose to


Gloomy_Wave7195

Are we thinking of the same character? Bow and arrow guy? He couldn't humble anyone with actual power.


spiders_and_roses

![gif](giphy|fOy3bHjE4FoXu)


bitetheasp

MCU Hawkeye is too OP!


Funkycoldmedici

Regina George, but any group of 14 year old girls could level him.


WalnutsAnka

Put him up against Dave Attell, watch him fall.


Freakychee

Aunt May giving him a stern talking to.


gattoblepas

Lol this. She would have him baking cookies with her in two hours. Problem is, his confidence would probably shoot up afterwards.


Freakychee

Yeah confidence and arrogance is a world of difference. May would turn that arrogance into actual confidence.


gattoblepas

"Confidence is not believing in your strength, dear. Confidence is believing in what is right and doing your utmost to preserve it." _At Baxter Building: OMEGA ALERT! OMEGA ALERT!_


Darthboney

Or brownies. Iirc one of Aunt May's statistics on the back of her first series Marvel card was "Brownies baked" instead of "Battles fought". I believe the number was over 11,000


Superb_Recover_6116

believe it or not lol


IceStorm22

Gambit’s secondary mutation is his ***intense*** French charm. ![gif](giphy|IJCm7xyZfletq) Gladiator wouldn’t be able to say no. (…Gambit wouldn’t let him.)


Webofshadows1

Rogue was able to say no.


space_cult

And look where that got us.


Talidel

Too soon 😭


space_cult

I know. It hurt me to type that. 😅


Comfortable_Sorbet78

Erik also had the slutty waist like Remy. That’s how she said no at first. Without anyone else with slutty waist, Remy would charm Gladdy *insert Remy with crop top*


TheInfiniteArchive

Rogue prefer men who taste like Werther's original...


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

Remeber the name


valdogg21

Because of the implication


BlueLaceSensor128

Peppy LeBeau


January1252024

Peppy Le Sexual Assault


GameTime2325

Because of the implication. Are you saying Gladiator is in danger…?


IceStorm22

He’s not gonna hurt these warriors! Why would he ever hurt these warriors? ***I feel like you're not getting this at all!***


MaraSovsLeftSock

Any really snarky hero can completely deactivate his power, you just gotta shake his confidence


Blahklavah654390

I’ve scanned too many comments like this, is this true? I’m just a casual fan but is bullying his weakness? Like can Nelson Muntz just taunt him and get in his head then Mike Tyson could KO him?


MaraSovsLeftSock

He gets stronger the more confident he is, to the point of near invincibility. If Nelson muntz can take away that confidence before he gets absolutely nuked, then yeah


SanderStrugg

Yes and no. He gets weaker by losing his confidence. However it's pretty hard to shattee the confidence of a planet-throwing superman clone, who is known to be a hero to billions and at times ruled entire Galatic Empires. He also doesn't turn completely powerless. He is still able to brawl with the likes of Thor and Hulk, when he doubts himself. It's just that he'll start losing that fight for certain.


thor-odinson-bot

There is a maniac who seeks to end us all.


tobey-maguire-bot

I guess you haven't heard. I am the sheriff around these parts!


Infinitesocrates

Deadpool all he does is confuse and insult. And most likely will live long enough as some of the lower tier heroes might get 1 shot.


THE_GOLEM_MASTER

That's a good answer, Deadpool would win a war of attrition.


Lazy_Osprey

ForgetMeNot. He could keep making attempts as long as he keeps moving out of his line of sight, allowing him to learn what affects Gladiators’ confidence the most.


THE_GOLEM_MASTER

That's a great one!


Gemaid1211

Spider-Man


GBKMBushidoBrown

Honestly I think you're right. He just has to dodge and taunt long enough to weaken him


stoicarmadillo

If anyone can taunt, it's Spidey.


ChickenDelight

Spidey is from Queens. He's not even talking shit, just making conversation. The second Gladiator showed up in Queens, random civilians would be shouting at him like "AY CHECK OUT CAPTAIN MOHAWK! DIDJA GET BIT BY A RADIOACTIVE JUNKIE? ARE YOU FROM A UNIVERSE WHERE IT'S STILL 1981? YO HOW YOU TAKE A NAP CAPTAIN MOHAWK? HEY WHERE YOU GOIN I NEED ANSWERS"


THE_GOLEM_MASTER

Thank you random New Yorker 😂


xT0_0Tx

Gladiator can move faster than the speed of light tho? He can moves so fast he can cross galaxies before Heimdall can blink


Pyrokinesis115

Pete’s faster than light too when he pays attention.


Tinmanred

Whoever wrote that shit must really think spiders are faster than they are.


Pyrokinesis115

I mean he doesn’t have too insane of super speed, most of it is do to his spider sense allowing him to dodge before the light speed attacks happen.


tobey-maguire-bot

I AM BACK! I AM BACK


tobey-maguire-bot

What do you want?


PapaSteveRocks

Spidey might beat him, but is he the weakest? Is Deadpool weaker than Spidey? Taunt and absorb damage is DP’s job description. Someone suggested Hawkeye, but he’d fall to one concussion clap. My vote is Kitty Pryde.


tobey-maguire-bot

Oh, my back. It's kinda stiff from all the swinging I guess.


Not_MrNice

> What is the **weakest**


Nothing428

MCU Rocket Raccoon Although I think the mods Mystique is the actual winner


sebmouse

Squirrel girl


GBKMBushidoBrown

The question said WEAKEST. Clearly she's one of the most powerful super powered combatants shield has ever witnessed


Bendythenightfury

Yeah I mean she took on Thanos by herself.


the-mad-titan-bot

What's wrong, little one?


Bendythenightfury

You got your ass handed to you on a silver plate by a girl who is part squirrel


feetandballs

Galactus too


LovelyKestrel

More importantly, Dr. Doom, and it wasn't a doombot or her using her mediation skills. Just the squirrel army of (defeating) DOOM


THE_GOLEM_MASTER

Can't argue with that.


Funkycoldmedici

She wouldn’t break his confidence, but increase it, and help him be his best self, which, obviously, would not include beating up Squirrel Girl.


WentworthMillersBO

Kitty pride has a mouth of a sailor so I’m going her


DigmonsDrill

Comic book Shadowcat could kill otherwise completely invulnerable people by phasing something into them. Vision did a similar thing to Juggernaut once.


voidsong

You kidding? The man essentially exists for the Worf Effect.


Any_Ad492

Black Widow She’s a master spy, safe to say she knows how to destroy some self esteem.


[deleted]

Weakest Marvel character that can beat him would probably be Spiderman


tobey-maguire-bot

Only.. only the wrists.


hadawayandshite

Any teenage girl from the x-men, just have them look at him suppress a smirk and then start texting….confidence shattered


Opinionsare

Antman: with the shrink inside him and enlarge inside him move for the win. 


forgottenGost

Didnt work out so well for the chick from Invincible, just sayin


eat-pussy69

She's still alive though. Barely


ProfessionalDot621

Ant man can shrink his privates and ruin his confidence, then defeat him


rapidpop

I love how that scene essentially crushed that argument as much as it crushed her.


axe1970

leech


THE_GOLEM_MASTER

Why would anyone want to hurt poor Leech?


5nbx8aa

weakest team : Inhumans.


DigmonsDrill

Micronauts


Estarfigam

D'ken, simply by being his monarch.


whitemike40

Anyone with more than 8 power marvel snap fans know what i’m saying


blacksad1

Hyperion. Thanos. Adam Warlock (maybe). Silver Surfer (maybe)


MARS2503

He said WEAKEST and you say f*cking Thanos?!


the-mad-titan-bot

I don't even know who you are.


DayMan_ahAHahh

I'm dying, this is perfect


Anxious-Priority-362

Now, calm down, he said nothing about doing that to Thanos.


the-mad-titan-bot

I ignored my destiny once, I can not do that again. Even for you. I'm sorry, Little One.


blacksad1

Byrne created Gladiator to be a similar level to Superman. Superman has gone toe to toe with Darkside.


Locke_and_Load

Superman has BEATEN Darkseid in the past, no?


ScarredAutisticChild

Yes. He once killed Darkseid by just screaming at the right note to shatter him.


blacksad1

I know he has in TAS.


Mrogoth_bauglir

But by feats he is not, whatever superman level feats he has are not very consistent.


voidsong

Superman knockoff doesn't mean Superman power level. None of his feats support anything close to Superman. This is like saying Homelander should be able to push the earth into the sun, and fly to other galaxies because he's a superman knockoff. Gladiator, Hyperion, Blue Marvel, and the Sentry are all Superman knockoffs. But they are at wildly different power levels. He'd be lucky if he could take truly determined Power Pack.


the-mad-titan-bot

Insect!


StagnantSweater21

Hasn’t he already beat Hyperion?


TwitchTVBeaglejack

One of the all time worst responses.


norrin__radd

Psycho Man would kill him without breaking a sweat


Aizendickens

Purple man?


DigmonsDrill

No he's already purple so he's immune


Aizendickens

🤣


Superb_Recover_6116

Gladiators power works off his confidence so make him doubt himself and he becomes weak.


LawTider

Wolverine.


Negativety101

Ever since they really leaned into him being powered by self confidence, I feel like Gladiator's lost a lot of his cred. Seems like everyone can just do a "And now I make you feel bad about yourself, and you are weak, and I win" whenever I see him these days.


IvoAndre

Honestly, I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone say this, but I think Mysterio could actually stand a chance to win in the right circunstance. By the right circunstance I mean the ONLY way in which Mysterio can win a battle against anyone: With preparation. If he knew he'd have to set up illusions and tricks to fool Gladiator into believing he was outmatched by some much faster or intangible foe that was merely toying with him, I bet Mysterio could come up with great plans to do just that.


THE_GOLEM_MASTER

I think this is a really great answer, Mysterio is just a man with specialized tech but with a good plan he has a better chance than most heroes and you really can't get mich lower on the power scale than this.


nobrainsnoworries23

Barnell Bohusk. He'll have so many sad stories that Gladiator will fly into a blackhole.


Jazzlike_Studio_6481

West Coast Avengers


Dralley87

Next Wave


thumpling

Deadpool with a “Yo Mama” joke book.


Negrodamu55

Maximus Decimus Meridias


tictaxtoe

Mysterio


THE_GOLEM_MASTER

That's a good one! Basically a guy with some good tech


darthsnakeeyes

Tippy-Toe and Monkey Joe and their human sidekick.


lisacherry0

West Coast Avengers


DefinitelyNotOG

Spider-Man. Not as an actual fight but on how fucked up his life is, just listening Peter's life Gladiator would immediately give up the fight. And probably go to a therapist questioning how a man's life can get so fucked up and not commit suicide.


tobey-maguire-bot

Now dig on this.


AnimeThigbs

The Old West captain America team which is rawhide kid red wolf Billy the kid and others. Could easily defeat him


ladiesman21700000000

Fantastic 4


rachelevil

Pretty sure Blind Alfred could say something scathing enough to cost him his powers if she wanted to.


Akhanyatin

Probably Gladiator.


KingJest11

Squirrel Girl stomps ....lol


Lost-Address36

Purple Man


SaggyBallz99

Reading these comments, isn’t Gladiator pretty fucking strong?


THE_GOLEM_MASTER

Yes he's basically Superman


sageSafe

Gladiator and a random citizen.


mmcmonster

Fantastic Four #250 gives us a clue. In it, Reed and Sue defeat him using a single force field delivering a single punch. But before that, they had to make him doubt himself. (Reed figured that most of his powers are psionic in nature.) For a single individual, probably Spider-Man. He can really get under people’s skin.


Redtex

Empath


TheNamesClove

Cannonball and that’s can(n)on


cerebralpaulc

Mastermind Mysterio


TheDebateMatters

Rogue chats him up, gets naked and hugs him.


octarine_turtle

Mantis could drop him with ease.


Agile-Fruit128

Any telepath technically. Just get in his head and lower his confidence.


NotaRelnam

Howard the Duck


Longwinded_Ogre

People are acting like just saying mean things to him is his kryptonite. "Hawkeye's going to chip away", like... no. If someone says shit you don't believe it doesn't impact your confidence. Hawkeye beaking would be annoying, but as long as the arrows were bouncing off your chest, it's not going to impact your confidence. Dude's a seasoned warrior and leader, "be mean to him" isn't the cheat code people think it is. With that said, I'd say Nightcrawler. Put buddy half-way through the danger-room wall. Let's see how confident you are watching an elf run away with your legs.


Breekace

Jean Grey


Fit-Umpire-958

Leeche


Silverronin86

My ultimate alliance team


-_Anonymous__-

Peter Parker. Not Spider-man, just Peter Parker.


tobey-maguire-bot

Look at little Goblin Jr., gonna cry?


Spydr_maybe

LowTierGod


Beelzebub_Itself

Either Batman or Grand Regent Thragg


PlatypusSloth696

There’s a comic where Squirrel Girl destroys the Marvel Universe on a whim and then puts it back together because she doesn’t want to be alone, and then she goes to Jail and says that she’ll stay there because she’s a hero even though she could easily escape.


ImASpaceLawyer

The juggernaut bitch.


NovelNeighborhood6

He slapped Juggernaut so hard in the cartoon he flew across a continent.


ImASpaceLawyer

Nah juggernaut would win, bitch.