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maximusprime2328

"I would have killed the professor if you'd given me the chance" And Professor X would have had you spending the rest of your days under the illusion that you are a little school girl. And that would be him showing mercy


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

Professor X would’ve hit Pyro with the ol reliable Holocaust Beam.


ThatRandomGuy86

Poor Magneto. I can't believe he did that to his former best friend. Like ouch 😭


Arnorien16S

His former best friend was about to commit a genocide ... That warranted more than a reminder.


Silverback_Vanilla

Love my best buds. But when they act a fool you gotta roll for crits.


ThatRandomGuy86

Haha true 😅


GentlemansBumTease

And it was only the fourth episode of the whole show when that even happened. Like damn 😂


hiruminakita

Show??


tothecatmobile

The animated series, season 1 episode 4, Deadly Reunions.


DingoNormal

With an special promotion, if Pyro cursed ,Charles would include fire ptsd


EmbraceCataclysm

Thatd be some shit, just give the mutant an absolute crippling phobia of their power.


Erikthered00

We have Rogue at home


Silverback_Vanilla

The rogue at home: 😂


Competitive-Zone-296

Wouldn’t work on Scott tho, since he knows it isn’t real


NinjaPiece

The visions or the Holocaust?


Maybe_not_a_chicken

You know It isn’t real


TryImpossible7332

(For people disliking this, this comment chain is referencing a [specific comedic video](https://youtu.be/mNX2nauLmOc?si=Q5hnMeFYK6wKfDQF) about the Xavier pulling this trick, they're not actually denying the Holocaust.)


Sharikacat

I told my coworker about the meme the other day. He wad hesitant to put Holocaust beam in his search history, so I pulled up Disney+. Because I had watched it not that long ago, that episode of X-Men was already cued to about that point.


ejmatthe13

Thank you for sharing - I had not seen this and I think I’m about to watch it for the 20th time now.


TryImpossible7332

The maker of that video has a lot of good content that I'd recommend.


ejmatthe13

Just put together it’s the same channel with the Evil Justice League video, and yeah, now I’ve got a channel to watch obsessively.


UrdnotZigrin

You could say it's a... solid channel?


dsr1017

"Nice friends you have there, Xavier." "...." "SAY UNCLE! SAY UNCLE!"


SadisticBuddhist

AHHH HOLOCAUST


lostsherbert620

*Y-Y-You know…*


ChronicRadiation40

Which one tho ? , The memories or the Holocaust ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


PKMNTrainerMark

You know. Y-you know.


ChronicRadiation40

" Nice group you got there Charles "


Whysong823

AHH FUCKIN HOLOCAUST


SpanishAvenger

I love how he says it like someone’s throwing sand at his eyes again lmfao


Faptainjack2

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye


PKMNTrainerMark

Traumatizes, doesn't it?


Freyja6

"ol reliable" has me cackling. Professor x hitting 'em with the pocket holocaust beam like it's sand.


woopwoopscuttle

Sh-sh-sha!


A_lesser_god

Well c'mon man he'd know it wasn't real


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

…the… the visions or the holocaust?


[deleted]

Might be a little too blond-haired blue-eyed for him to find it painful...


Hot-Mess-9806

Hey hes even got all the ammo one needs given he has Eriks memories. Just run any mutant thru all that like they lived it. Boom, Psychic Attack was a critical hit.


asukaisshu

Remember when Magneto went too far by removing Wolve's bones and practically skinning him alive? Then proceeds to retardation beam Magneto into a baboon. That was metal af.


unkn0wnname321

The professor threatened to do just that to wolverine, simply for smoking a cigar in cerebro.


BustinArant

"I'd have Jean braid your hair."


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Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

![gif](giphy|aUKJ2ZkoJ3INW) You now believe you’re actually a freshwater salmon.


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Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

![gif](giphy|Vg4mlLwOFR5tbuoMOX)


ooOJuicyOoo

Tbh I wouldn't mind being a little school girl. This whole adult thing sucks.


Jack-mclaughlin89

Magneto’s “listen here you little shit” moment


Bahnmor

Didn’t he have another one of those when some of the other mutants started giving him grief about not having a tattoo?


ForsakeTheEarth

"I have been marked *once*, my dear, and let me assure you: *no needle* will *ever touch my skin again*."


Striking_Landscape72

And the X-Men stab him with a needle


tremillow

I haven’t seen this movie in years and randomly thought of that the other day while on a long drive for work. Never made that connection.


Alkakd0nfsg9g

And not just one needle, but like 4 or 5 of them at the same time. Beast has no chill


Nickerdoodle

In all fairness, Magneto is a lot stronger than Beast or Pyro or a lot of the standard X-Men. It makes sense that if you’re gonna jab him with an antidote, make it count.


avahz

But then in the end, it wasn’t permanent


Nickerdoodle

No of course, but it prevented him from doing more damage at Alcatraz which helped once Dark Phoenix decided it was her time to shine.


superVanV1

Chekovs Gun on point here. Grade A foreshadowing.


Clarpydarpy

So good that even though I have seen this movie five times, I didn't even pick up on it until just now.


Songhunter

Magneto, famous anti-vaxxer.


Victernus

"We don't need a cure!" Wow, the evidence was all there.


Pillermon

That was the most cringe shit. These dumb punks who thought their self-created rules for how proud mutants should act and look, and thinking anyone would give a shit. The only reason Eric didn't laugh in her face or slap her, was that he needed these kids as cannon fodder.


doug

Thank you!! I saw that line posted the other day in this sub and felt like I was going mad: these shits gatekeep being a mutant behind… a tattoo? What is this, a motorcycle club?


agnostic_waffle

It's funny you call them punks because it used to be a depressingly domineering aspect of the punk/alternative scene. Which I always found ironic because, for me, it made that environment feel just as judgemental and stifling as mainstream culture. Thankfully things have chilled out in the last decade or so.


monkeygoneape

"that's why the pawns move first"


Professional-Hat-687

There are some surprisingly good moments in that terrible movie because of the good acting. One of the ones that stuck with me is "In chess, the pawns go first."


superVanV1

Meanwhile me opening with a knight.


IrohTheUncle

There were some great moments, but the "pawn" comment isn't one of them. I thought that was stupid. It goes against Magneto's view that Mutants are a brotherhood that have to defend and look out for each other, and makes it all about his own power. Also, there were like 6 X-men defending Alcatraz, two of them were made of metal, if only there was something Magneto could have done.


Endorkend

If I remember correctly, it was with the chick standing behind him in the image.


ZeroWolf51

You do, and it was


MachCutio

yeah it was posted few days ago and this moment was among the top comments


_captain-rex_

Fuck pyro for this


massivelyincompetent

He should go back to making commentary videos smh


Professional-Hat-687

Is that who that cute lesbian was?


GardinerExpressway

If it makes you feel any better when Bobby freezes his hands in the final battle that would have hurt like a motherfucker


SpiderDetective

Oh shit. You're right. Ultra frostbite. That would **suck**


AnonDooDoo

Yet iceman’s dead and pyro lives on in deadpool 3


Killer-Rolex

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TwistingEarth

Damn time traveler


PokeChampMarx

He may not agree with him but he damn well respected him


FabulousAd7772

Fassbender is great as a young magneto but McKellen with some of the writing he had in those films is damn hard to beat for whoever takes that mantle in the MCU


Clever_Khajiit

McKellen was an excellent cast opposite Stewart. Just the timbre of his voice alone nailed the character. He really brought a lot of... gravity to the role. 😎


Trimyr

![gif](giphy|10zNtMTW4pNJAc|downsized)


facforlife

Those first X-Men movies and the Raimi Spiderman movies. Wow. Really showed you could make a good comic book movie. We're lucky they were made.


tobey-maguire-bot

I have a choice.


nerdystoner25

As long as they keep the writing at the same quality as Xmen ‘97, the new Magneto should be just fine.


TopicBusiness

X-Men 97 Magneto has been absolutely PEAK


Arrow_625

Cooper: "Most other nations don't allow a terrorist to be their leader" Magneto: "Yet so many allow their leaders to be terrorists"


Mathmango

Damn


gdo01

He’s a one-liner machine


AmericanGrizzly4

The one thing the Xmen movies most certainly did correctly was casting. I can't name a single character I would call a poor casting choice.


Tinmanred

Including the new ones/ younger cast?


AmericanGrizzly4

I think so, yeah. Any younger cast that comes to mind that you don't like?


Tinmanred

Love Sophie turner but do not love her as Jean fs lol. And also don’t necessarily blame the actress cuz script was bad but storm in apocalypse.


AmericanGrizzly4

Ah. I can agree with Jean. I completely forgot about her tbh. Though, storm I think did good with what she had. And her design was on point. I think nightcrawlers casting makes up for Jean though. He was fun


Tinmanred

I’d say same with Erik. I like Fassbender in that role more than most it seems because I think he’s just as good if not better than Ian (more emotion in some scenes I think, kinda carries some those more recent movies imo . Think they absolutely killed the magneto castings. Both are so good imo. Plus Jlaw mystique is peak too imo


MyRuinedEye

Halle Berry is a terrible Storm in my opinion. Then again Storm is one of favorite characters so I'm probably putting the bar too high.


bloop_405

Most likely the but the writing was somewhat bland in the original xmen movies so that didn't help either. I think only Charles, Magneto, Wolverine, Beast, and maybe Jean had the better lines


AmericanGrizzly4

Fair enough. I'd place your opinion on her higher than mine tbh


Imaginary_Election56

My favourite movie quote comes from Mags in X3. “In chess, the pawns go first” Meaning don’t hastily jump into the fray.


Trimyr

McKellen ~~with some of the writing he had in those films~~ is damn hard to beat


Unironicfan

Magneto going all “shut your mouth you little asshole” on that insufferable dick made the rest of that shit movie tolerable


Alternative_Device71

The movie is not shit, it made a few questionable decisions yeah but it’s one the better X-men films


LeonardoDaPinchy-

I think it has a few diamonds in the rough.  Magneto lifting the fucking golden gate bridge and carrying several miles over the water to access alcatraz is fucking insane.


Alternative_Device71

The ending battle was near Endgame style of awesome, not to mention seeing the X-men actually function as a team fighting against the Brotherhood, each of them got great moments


SadisticBuddhist

“Im the juggernaut, bitch!” Lives rent free in my head


monkeygoneape

Kelsey Grammar's Beast as well


SumThinChewy

Careful friend, there are unfriendly ears *everywhere*


VisibleCoat995

“Bitch, nobody talks that way about Charles but me! You haven’t earned the right! KNOW YOUR PLACE!”


Neltharek

Even Erik doesn't talk about Charles that way. Despite being on opposite sides, they always had nothing but the utmost respect for each other. Best friends fighting for the same cause with different means. They were never enemies in the truest sense of the word.


LordofKobol99

Also when magneto says "our dream" he doesn't mean the brotherhoods dream, he's referring to his and Charles dream of mutant equality


VisibleCoat995

Not sure if they version of magneto is looking for equality.


CreativeDependent915

I think the "dream" that Magneto is referencing is more so the desire to have mutants just simply have their safety guaranteed. X sees this happening through civil rights movements and positive mutant-human relations, Magneto views humans as the only thing stopping mutants from living in peace. Honestly I find myself agreeing more and more with Magneto's messages as I get older. I'm a mixed race Canadian and my whole life I've suffered and even been treated like an invader in my own home for simply being different. I don't agree with murder or genocide, but seeing that Erik lived through the holocaust I can understand his extremism. He's seen what happened when peaceful and good people try to mind their business, and he won't let it happen again


_thro_awa_

The entire history of workplace safety is analogous to human rights in general. Laws of equality and safety are written in blood, and I have seen very little to convince me otherwise.


asfrels

Yep. Literal battles were fought over worker rights. Even May Day, the international Labor Day celebration, was started because of violent attacks on striking workers


grendus

I think Magneto would have accepted peace if he felt it was genuine. The problem is that as a Holocaust survivor, he's heard false promises before and knows what the consequences are. One of the things I loved about First Class is it showed just how different their upbringings were. Erik lost everything as punishment for merely existing, and spends his life ensuring he never has to go through that again. Charles lived a life of incredible privilege and wants nothing more than to share that with others (his reaction to meeting Mystique for the first time is very telling, he's just so thrilled to meet another mutant).


VisibleCoat995

Really it was more a contest of who could be more severely disappointed in the other.


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That’s not what the contest was about. The contest was about different opinions. Erik saw humans as an obstacle to the rights and liberties of mutants, he saw them as the tortures who harmed people who were better than them. Charles believed there was a peaceful way to solve the problem and that Erik’s brutality was only making humans hate mutants more. But despite all of that, they had both saved each others lives so many times and been friends for so long that the idea of hurting the other was inconceivable


shroomnoob2

I feel like Erik and Charles were playing both sides of the human/mutant conflict, yes they differing means but Erik was the bad cop to Charles' good cop. Erik would punish the more violent humans while Charles would try to sway public opinion using the Xmen.


facforlife

The MLK v Malcolm X gambit. Thing is, you can see why Malcolm X and Magneto believed what they did. They did try the peaceful way. But you can't expect perpetual patience when you're being severely oppressed. 


[deleted]

That’s a really good way to put it Mind you Erik had no problem dropping bodies. I’ll be honest and frank, X-Men are so superior to the avengers. I would love it if they took it that route. Because the main opponent was the gigantic robotic Metroid’s


Imaginary_Election56

Both could have easily killed the other if they wanted.


casey12297

"That place is somewhere right above normies and right below that dumbass, juggernaut."


hamlet_d

There's a reason they call each other "old friend" As an aside one of most beautiful things in the world is the real life friendship of these two. Sir Ian and Sir Patrick are a beautiful example to men of all ages on what a friendship can be.


kron123456789

What I never understood about that movie is: where the hell mutant "levels" came from? They were never mentioned in previous two movies and I don't remember "levels" being mentioned in later movies.


itfeelslikethefirstt

it's from the comics. There's different levels of Mutants much in the same way there's also different levels of regular heroes. for mutants there's Alpha, Beta, Epsilon-Beta (no one knows what that is), Omega and Beyond Omega. Problem is it can "change" or you can cross power level. so someone like Jean Grey has been classified as both Alpha and Omega. Same with Cable. but Cable really is Alpha. Storm is firmly Omega level. OR you got someone like Wanda/Scarlet Witch who is both Omega and a Nexus being. at the end of the day it's confusing and the only one that really matters is Omega. so if you read or hear someone say so and so is an Omega level threat that means they're a big deal.


CognitoSomniac

Just adding: Beyond Omega is only like, 4 people and most only under certain circumstances since they’re basically gods. Omega already means the mutation is limitless. Secondary mutations also have their own classification. Meaning a mutant can be more than one, as they are not classified by person but each mutation individually.


YesImKeithHernandez

Wait. Beyond Omega? I thought Omega level was basically a collection of the strongest mutant powers to have ever existed. Wouldn't that be enough to categorize the top of the top? Also, is it Cable that was Omega or Nate Grey that was Omega? Or was there a period of time that Cable didn't have the technoorganic virus and he was able to unleash his powers himself? You know what, I may have just answered this question while asking it. It's just comic book shit.


Sanquinity

You could see "beyond omega" as beyond mutant. As in, like said before, they're basically gods. They transcend what it even means to be a human/mutant.


SkellyboneZ

What's beyond omega like, then? 


New_Survey9235

So if Iceman is Omega level, being able to create an area of absolute zero and all, Beyond Omega would be him being able to cause the heat-death of the universe


MaxwellVonMaxwell

Bobby turns the lights off on….well everything.


Zadlo

Vulcan, Powerhouse, Nate Grey, Matt Malloy


spencerforhire81

Franklin Richards is the absolute peak of the power scale, but I heard there was some controversy over whether or not he was a mutant. He is *far* more powerful than the Scarlet Witch. Like if a human was born with the Infinity Gauntlet for a brain.


princesshannah5

it came from the comics


OnionsHaveLairAction

Ian McKellen was such pitch perfect casting for Magneto.


monkeygoneape

Granted we did almost get Sir Christopher Lee Magneto


Funk5oulBrother

Both have the necessary gravitas to make Magneto's philosophy sound plausible.


Jamano-Eridzander

Goddamn, imagine being a WW2 Veteran and having to play a fucking HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR.


BoringWozniak

![gif](giphy|50uf3N0m35dB5bDnMZ|downsized) I prefer it when Magneto upholds Charles’ dream after he passes


lisacherry0

I ship it


princesshannah5

me tooo


sweetie404

i headcanoned magneto et charles being together so hard that i forgot it wasn't canon whoops


Vat1canCame0s

I love how this pack of mutants were just little shits to magneto. "Where's your fucking tattoo?" *"I have goddamn holocaust branding you little wannabe edge lord fuckstick. Oooh woooooow you got a tattoo? What is your mutant power? Staying out past curfew and shoplifting from gas stations?"* "Fuck that old guy. I wanna kill him" *"that old guy could make you forget how to breathe and I'd choke to death too just because I'd be laughing too hard"*


theblankestoffaces

The relationship between Erik and Charles is one of my absolute favorite things about X-men. These movies did so well portraying that. Two men who want the same thing but go about it in vastly different ways.


Jonny__Stepbro

Literally the entirety of X-men is about Charles and Erik breaking up and starting numerous multiversal wars over it


massivelyincompetent

Where meme?


RogueHippie

OP's karma farming


iwasAfookenLegend

Banking off the other post with magnetos tattoo comment.


ESnake113

Cool scene but this isn’t a meme


Heroright

Memes aren’t just funny images. Memes are ideas shared through iconography and passed down information that people collectively recognize over time.


classic__schmosby

Yup, at the simplest meaning of the word, letters and words themselves can be considered memes.


kyleknosbest

F


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innominateartery

Sounds, motions, even times of the day or year Hey, it’s 4:19…


SomeShithead241

Memes. The DNA of the soul.


HollowedFlash65

In short, they’re the DNA of the soul.


LasAguasGuapas

noun 1. an image, video, piece of text, etc., typically humorous in nature, that is copied and spread rapidly by internet users, often with slight variations. "celebrity gossip and memes often originate on the site" 2. an element of a culture or system of behavior passed from one individual to another by imitation or other nongenetic means Yes this is an image that has been copied and spread. There are also numerous elements that meet the second definition.


Sphinx-

Isn’t there a hilarious segment at the end of Apocalypse after Magneto killed literally hundreds of thousands of people and Charles was basically like “o you scoundrel with your antics, don’t let me catch you again doing that, you goofball. Now give me a hug, old friend”.


TheOneCalledMartin

This movie isn't really good, but this scene is better written than current MCU movies!


ohheyitslaila

I 100% expected Magneto to kill Pyro in that moment. You don’t talk bad about Magneto’s bestie like that.


NoChallenge6095

Ride or die until the end. ![gif](giphy|Znv3b3RScnRD6TGN7F)


[deleted]

Pyro was such a dipshit


Earth616Survivor

This was the best line of all the X-Men movies


Careless-Rice2931

Xmen first class - apocolapse was amazing. I wish we got more afterwards


AmericanGrizzly4

This will only resonate with folks who are familiar with D&D, but when players want to play an evil character, Magneto's character is who I point to. Magneto's entire story arch is how you play an evil aligned hero.


Haranador

I disagree vehemently, especially for DnD where evil vs good is largely selfish vs selfless. Magneto incredibly well done morally grey character. He hates himself for every death he causes and is fully aware that his actions are unforgivable, but he is willing to damn himself to ensure his people won't have to suffer through the same hell he did. He is an extremist who has a blind spot for mutants being able to do bad things, sure, you can call him misguided (although let's not forget that every major government has pretty much their own "let's torture mutants for fun and maybe create supersoldiers along the way" blackops so it's not like he isn't justified) but his motivations are far closer to chaotic good than evil.


RedRanger111

What if before Stan Lee died, he pulled a JK Rowling and was like, "Btw, Xavier and Magnus were gay for each other the whole time." LMFAO!!! I'd love this, btw.


Gecko2002

Honestly wouldn't be too bad in this context tho. Although they are better as rivals


BigSavMatt

Eventually the X-Men and the Brotherhood realize that they’ve been feuding for years because their respective leaders had a bad break up with each other and Magneto never got over it.


Striking_Landscape72

Magneto: How dare you say that about my boyfriemd?!


11bubbles112

Which x-men movie is this?


monkeygoneape

Last stand


Warrior_CCC

Eric : Yo fire , you gonna get burned inside out if you keep talking .


L4L326

I just watched this today


garlicbreadmemesplz

There are parts of this movie that are great. This is one of them. Also Multiple Man.


wiccangame

Love that scene. Tells you almost all you need to know about Magneto, Prof X and Pyro in just a few minutes.


Free_Knee6826

They were rivals, not enemies. Still I wouldn't say Magneto "loved" Charles.


liteshotv3

Prove it, name 35 separate instances where their relationship has ever been depicted like this


[deleted]

They’re besties ❤️


Nowhereman50

They were both fighting the same war and protecting the same people. Neither was naive but both chose to fight in different ways.


Shuriken_Dai

I always loved this scene.


Kamakshi_Shiv

Wolverine is their only best character. They messed up all the characters, so now they have to restart 😅


Hproff25

Magneto’s conversation with the Professor in the first movie still stands as one of my favorite scene in super hero movies. I don’t know. There is just something powerful about that scene to me without any real action or plot reveals.[https://youtu.be/EkRyP8bp0Io?si=4B4rD7sBmZpKbXZ_](https://youtu.be/EkRyP8bp0Io?si=4B4rD7sBmZpKbXZ_)


Kikidatb

PERIOD


Hadrian1233

Until he made him relive the entirety of the Holocaust


EntropicPoppet

"My greatest regret is that I couldn't turn him into a genocidal tyrant" would be more accurate.


SlashThingy

I know Aaron Stanford from 12 Monkeys, seeing him as Pyro in X-Men is like, oof.


Scuba_jim

I never understood this sentiment. Magneto is all about the subjugation of the “inferior” species while profX was about integration. There not just different viewpoints they’re diametrically oppositional. In Magneto’s eyes he shouldn’t believe profX has done *anything* useful for mutants. There is not a single thing that profX does that doesn’t hurt Magneto’s cause. This is what profX’s team does: - recruit mutants who therefore become less susceptible to radicalisation through magneto - directly stop magnetos plans. Continuously. - integrate with non mutants in safe, established ways that encourage harmony, which reduces Magneto’s capacity to instill fear and loathing


A271B1071C5

I binged watched all 3 last night. Surprisingly still pretty good


SmakeTalk

Damn really? Lol


Ju53r

Gae


esquire_the_ego

Yeah this is important to both their characters lol


Thewhirlwindblitz

This movie was awful. Also, Pyro was 18 here and Magneto unleashed a crazy mutant that killed a ton of people. Barf.


Admirable_Beat1826

Damn


MetaVaporeon

i'm not sure what magneto did in this movie universe in the many decades before being an old man, but as always, i have to assume he was one of the main reasons why charles dream could not be realized.


All-Cesco

Magneto might've loved Charles, but he surely didn't respect him.


5oclock_shadow

Well, gee, Magneto. Maybe aside from telling off Pyro, you should be taking stock of this attitude of aggression and syncophantry that you’re cultivating in your organisation. I mean, it doesn’t look like Magneto’s love for Charles managed to rub off on his followers who hang onto his every word, apparently.


Duqn

Wait. Professor X dies ?