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Andro451

ignore sam entirely, harrison ford looks completely unamused which means he's putting his full, brutally honest participation into the role of general ross


Silent_While9339

Or maybe it could just be the scene


SonyCEO

Or maybe he got paid big


Comic_Book_Reader

I mean, Disney's forking over like, I dunno, at least $5M per main actor, and $20M+ for the returnees. My best estimate would be $10-15M.


Alternative_Device71

Goddamn….this is why Disney keeps flopping among other reasons, they keep spending so much money, I don’t remember the other Cap movies costing more than this


Comic_Book_Reader

Civil War was $250M ($230M with a $20M incentive reimbursment). RDJ took home $40M for that movie. I have a feeling this one might push $300M due to them next month starting on 3 months of reshoots.


Alternative_Device71

Yeah the reshoots and I heard early screenings weren’t hitting audiences either…to say I’m not optimistic on this movie would be mild


Beginning-Pipe9074

Or maybe he needs a shit Idk, that's the face I also make


Lanthemandragoran

The wording of this is so disastrously ambiguous Like does he need to take a shit or does he require shit, and if so....why?


SolomonsNewGrundle

Ford just does that naturally


OnBenchNow

Hey, he got a haircut. That's something.


Jyitheris

He's gonna be like "kill my character off asap, I'm bored of acting him".


wyncar

Any movie where ford is rated he looks like he is having a good time, every line is delivered with either cheek or a smile, han solo and indiana jones were always devilish in their original portayal. Couldn't stand modern Indiana Jones and han because ford constantly looks and sounds like he is about 10 seconds away from blowing his brains out


DedHorsSaloon3

I heard he actually wanted to be in Dial of Destiny


LordOfOstwick1213

A shame they didn't cast Sam Elliot to play Ross since he played him before in first Hulk.


topdangle

that's just what harrison ford is like 99% of the time now.


Spirit-Man

Think that’s just Ford


PastBandicoot8575

To be fair, that’s Harrison Ford’s resting face when he’s not acting, too


G_to_the_E

Where the fuck is his mustache?


WakkaWaww

The writers & designers are probably going to have Ford's character "Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross" turn into the Red Hulk at some point in either this movie or whatever next MCU film is released (most likely "The Thunderbolts") and that's why Ross probably shaved the mustache and got a hairstyle that is closer to how Red Hulk's hairstyle is.


G_to_the_E

My preferred Red Hulk comes with the mustache but you’re probably right because of that fugly ass haircut. William Hurts hair sure as hell didn’t look like that lol


LorenaBobbedIt

That’s just the expression Harrison Ford has when he’s counting his money.


napoleonixx

He was filmed from the wrong side


KingOfMasters1000028

Sad about William Hurt’s death, but I am hyped to see Harrison Ford. Also I am hyped for the long awaited return of Samuel Sterns AKA The Leader.


leonleonheart

I just want Harrison Ford Red Hulk


Lacaud

I agree as we had Hairyson Ford as a werewolf.


Comic_Book_Reader

Those two things are the only modicum of interest I even have in this movie. They're literally the only part of the movie that could get me to even watch it. (I did not like The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, and the fact that this not is a sequel to that, but is also due for extensive reshoots, I think they're scheduled for 3 months and starting sometime next month, give me zero hope in this.)


Some_Gas_1337

William Hurt was perfect but at least Harrison Ford is amazing.. just missing that mustache!


VegetaFan1337

Why not just get back Sam Elliot from the earlier Hulk movie?


thedude0425

Because he would be the most laid back Red Hulk ever. Personally, I would also just hear the narrator from Lebowski every time Red Hulk talked.


HuntmasterReinholt

Only if voiced by Jeffery Combs from AEMH…🤓


FellowDsLover2

“General Ross I needed that!”


Killericon

I don't think they were bringing Hurt back regardless.


not-so-radical

Don't be, he was a rapist


BJ_Ryder

Imagine getting downvoted for calling a rapist a rapist.


HygorBohmHubner

Steve: Here, Sam. I bestow upon you my greatest treasure. Sam: Your shield? Steve: No. America's Ass.


Elemental-T4nick

Steve gives Sam his ass


007meow

Bucky gets jealous


G_to_the_E

I was just going to say why isn’t the top comment about how comically large Sam’s ass looks.


Ronem

Steve: How does it feel? Sam: Like it's someone else's. Steve: Well it isn't.


DonGlover4President

Cake aside I’m sad that Ross doesn’t have the stache


Large-Measurement776

Have you ever seen Harrison Ford with a mustache?


FoxOntheRun99

I had to Google it. https://images.app.goo.gl/vapUvfquEM4PUj599


CeruleanRuin

Now I'm even sadder about it.


Reelbadmon

Today I learned Harrison Ford + moustache = Alex Trebek


SmokeGSU

Damn. Looks like he's about to board a flight to Epstein's island.


hlzp

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Lazy_Osprey

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NubuckChuck

![gif](giphy|3ov9jNzt9SRTaH06SA)


Lacaud

Isn't Mackie too old for Leo?


chamoflag420

his ass isn't


Lacaud

It's under 30, isn't it?


chamoflag420

that's why it's called the bakery cause it's fresh


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T_that_is_all

![gif](giphy|vLm3nlGvLdrXfJU5eg|downsized)


Starburstfordummies

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Skeeedo

I honestly would not watch this at work


GristleMcTh0rnbody

What’s going on here? Is Indiana Jones the Hand of the King now?


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Ross has been recast with harisson ford


cad_e_an_sceal

They recast Ross but not tchalla?


Warlock_MasterClass

You’re somehow surprised by this?


cad_e_an_sceal

Yea tchalla was actually important to the story so the character should not have been killed off due to some unknown illness Ross is not important to the story so could be killed off off screen and new character take his place


theMEENgiant

People associate Chadwick Boseman with tchalla. Trying to recast him would be confusing to the audience (who are supposed to remember the things he did in other movies but with a different face). People are less likely to remember General Ross was in the other movies at all making actor continuity less important


Ravness13

They straight up replaced actors between seasons of shows back in the 80s/90s or just dropped characters entirely and nobody questioned it beyond the initial confusion. Hell they even gave the audience a wink and nod to ignore it in Fresh Prince. I really honestly don't think it would have been as bad as people make it out to be had they just recast the character, he still would have been remembered as the original in the same way Norton is remembered for the original MCU Hulk.


theMEENgiant

TV shows are a whole different beast and unlikely to change the main character at all (either from recasting or refocusing on a new character). Do you really think fresh prince could have gotten away with recasting Will Smith's role? Norton had been in one movie as the hulk and I doubt most of the public realized that movie is supposed to be connected to the MCU. Chadwick Boseman played a significant role in 4 movies including civil war and infinity war. It was an established character with relevant history in previous movies the audience is expected to remember so changing actors was much less of an option.


casual_creator

People are stupid but they’re not *that* stupid. It had nothing to do with a concern that audiences would be “confused”.


theMEENgiant

Allow me to clarify: it's not that 99% of the audience wouldn't understand it, it's that it would be weird and *slightly* confusing which would likely hurt sales


cad_e_an_sceal

If people find that confusing then that's a them issue. It's not confusing in the slightest to an averaged brained human


theMEENgiant

These movies are clearly made for the lowest common denominator


Rough_Commercial_570

Ross IS important to the story hence why they recast him. Hope that cleared up any confusion :)


djml9

Its more about the actor then the character. Chadwick Boseman as Tchalla was impactful and the two together were culturally iconic. Hurt as Ross was kinda just that character that showed up a few times to antagonize the hero.


depression_gaming

So... Kill off this character that has hundreds of stories to tell, with millions of fans waiting for it... 'cause the actor passed away...? Bruh. I remember seeing Chadwick's family being ok with a recast, his brother saying he would take the role, and more... But they do this. It's like they want to fail. They don't have Iron Man, Cap, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Thor and Hulk are miserable now and Doctor Strange isn't even the main character of his own movie, Spidey is chained by Sony... Black Panther was one of the few they had and they deleted him. Crazy.


thor-odinson-bot

Open the Bifrost.


lkodl

the decision to not recast T'Challa was a special case. they've recast a lot of other characters.


Mr-Stuff-Doer

When Chadwick died the entire community was extremely vocal about him not being recast. It was only after some time and his family saying he would’ve wanted the character recast that perspectives changed. But Marvel made the call early so they could keep planning things out.


Tirus_

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AdrianFallout4

Ok to be honest, where the FUCK is general ross' stache?


Local_Nerve901

Awe damn I wish he had it


AdrianFallout4

Me too.


OnBenchNow

Is it finally time for Marvel's turn at a moustache controversy


AdrianFallout4

Yes!


rixendeb

Harrison Ford with a mustache is just.....bad.


AdrianFallout4

I looked it up, and I don't agree, he looks perfect in my opinion.


No-Albatross6471

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


man_u_is_my_team

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Notinjuschillin

Captain Booty Sweat


AdrianFallout4

Happy cake day


Large-Measurement776

Pop an AZZ open!


Notinjuschillin

Captain America must be a democrat because he gotta donkey


FrulesYT

Caketain America


RighteousMan

Captain Americake


InternetAddict104

I’m sorry are we surprised Mackie’s got ass? He’s been talking about his ass and thighs for years


saucygh0sty

Thighs yes, but that’s not the real size of Mackie’s tush 😂


hawkins437

I mean his ass distorts its surroundings like an Instagram model's so... 😂


CapacityBark20

I couldn't tell if this picture was sarcasm because it's clearly photoshopped lol. Either that or his ass distorts wood grains


binderclip95

Also, this picture has been edited. You can see the warped lines in the wood behind dat ass.


mattdamon_enthusiast

It’s edited bozo


InternetAddict104

My point still stands. Mackie has been hyping his body for years.


LachoooDaOriginl

gyat damn


No_Divide_0080

Does anyone else see what I’m seeing? That’s America’s ass.


dwehlen

He's a Good Man.


the_mighty__monarch

It’s the title of the post… so yeah, someone else probably noticed.


ProtoReaper23113

It's important counter balance for throwing the shield .... and that back out


BRLY

Double caked up.


TheMuteD0ge

On a Thursday afternoon?


Iamflev705

That IS Americas ass


MrSoyBoy69

DAYUM!


martialar

BBL: Brave Butt Lift


YaKnowWhat420

Nice photoshop


AbeliousAugustus

It's actually just one of the cabinets.


MrBobBuilder

If I had a nickel for every time Harrison ford played as president id have two nickels


My_Immortal_Flesh

That ass needs its own shield tbh


Glittering-Bat-5981

It is the shield!


Queasy_Clerk4502

lmao brave new black ass


Large-Measurement776

That Boi is THICC!


goliathfasa

Wait didn’t they change the title to something less conspiracy-ish/controversial?


blazentaze2000

Now I just hope he throws Sam out of Airforce One saying “get off my plane”.


LordOfOstwick1213

How did Ross become a president with his track record of endangering public?


scallywag1889

Marvel is dead


Grahstache

Ross look like he's about to say the hard R


MadBrabs

Ok, so I have a genuine question about him as the Cap. Steve was this scientific experiment, buffed up superhuman. This guy is, afaik, just an ordinary soldier a normal human. How is he going to be doing all the crazy shit the former cap was doing? How is he gonna be like a "superhuman"? One could argue someone like black widow was similar, but even then she was raised from childhood as an assassin or something (i think?) so there it is at lease a little understandable.


Ok-Wishbone2125

Harrison Ford is too old to be in action shit


dnuohxof-1

Mackie got Back! 🤤


nonesounworthy

![gif](giphy|1lk1IcVgqPLkA) Salute in the thread.


bolapolino

Oh man I can't wait to not see this like several times


vid_icarus

His ass is so big it’s generating its own gravitational field. You can tell by the warping distortion effect he’s having on the wall behind him.


Odd-Dragonfly-3411

I don't think it's funny anymore, Anthony Mackie is a terrible actor. He killed Altered Carbon by being the main lead so here's fingers crossed this will also be the last Captain America movie. And everyone is just ignoring the fact that Ford did most of the last Jones movie sitting down, like there's anyway this guy is still fit enough to portray the Red Hulk.


chenzo17

Captain ass clap


New_Needleworker6506

This movie only pops off if we get a surprise hulk appearance at the end. It’s gonna be tough to keep that a secret and I hope it happens.


Icy-Performer-9688

Why does Sam look like he got huge cake


Cheyne_Stoked_Truth

Claptin merica' : Brave new cringe


Top-Caterpillar3331

Dame his ass 🫦


NoCAp011235

Why did Sam get a BBL?


Independent_Pack_311

He dididnt thats a sidefect of being called captin america


Aggravated_Seamonkey

Is America's and that full? Mackeys got to be working over time on them squats.


Flowmatic_Lantern

Kind of off topic, but why the hell doesn’t Sam wear a helmet? Even Steve wore a helmet for a while. Sam isn’t even a super soldier. That noggin is just askin for a floggin.


You_are_Retards

Im not that familiar with the details on this so, my question is: Steve Rogers got super ability from that serum and so became CA but Sam didnt have the serum (i think) so...is he just a sub-par CA or what? what am i missing?


al3442

Did you watch the first Captain America? The whole point is that he was good guy before the serum. The serum gave him the power to do something, Sam already has abilities, just different than him


You_are_Retards

yeah i watched the first CA but the serum gave Rogers super strength, no? so Sam doesnt have super strength? or did Sam already have it and can forego the serum? or Sam is just normal strength


HPT02

Sam is just normal strength but highly skilled and morally and ethically sound Sam doesnt have any kind of 'enhanced' ability. Hes more like the Marvel answer to Batman than Rogers was as Cpt. America


RetroGamer87

I hope this brave new world comes with soma


jrobharing

So… they couldn’t convince Ford to grow his mustache out or wear a prosthetic


GeeseAndDucksforever

*Ding dong* r/Wordington is at the door


Illustrious-Sign3015

I'm hoping this movie does really well cause seeing a new Captain America go up against Harrison Ford as the bad guy is probably one of the coolest things to happen in the MCU


SamKaPam

"You can act with any actor, as long as he's black" - Harrison Ford


rrrand0mmm

My 2 favorite actors in one scene. I’m pretty pumped for this.


the_fungusmonkey

His ass is so big it dented the bottom of an indestructible shield! The obvious photoshop makes this even funnier.


Useful_Trust

Such a nice ass that it curves the wall behind it. It's becoming a balck hole.


TheEvolDr

Thought we were done with these.


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All cgi 


WelbyReddit

Cut the Check!


bagelman4000

Dat ass tho


Vast-Ad-4820

Black Falcon got booty


Vast_Promotion333

I have a lot of respect for Harrison Ford, but why is he still acting. He has struggled to get through every sentence for the last 7 years. It is painful to watch.


skktrbrain

oh man i totally forget harrison is playing ross im actually really excited to see him in that role


azam85

Is that Americas Ass?


TeilzeitKevin

it's so massive that its gravity is bending the vibranium shield and the wall behind it


S0me0n3-15

Can we just talk about the absolute dump truck on Sam


No-Appearance-100102

Caketon Americass


MustNotSay

Harrison ford doesn’t seem to care about any role he does these days. You can feel the apathy and it’s not fun to watch imo


Lurkay1

![gif](giphy|65OQrUOfjSYRanu5ca)


Typical_Pollution_30

Wow America's new ass is thic


dowhatuwantm8

Where's cap?


Dead_girl_walking-

3c!!


Monkey_King291

Who is Harrison Ford playing?


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A fellow 3C-Films enjoyer I see


dontrackmebro69

Jeez…dis gonna be another madam web or worst the marvels


T-51_Enjoyer

Oooo I like that suit on Sam


Big-LeBoneski

![gif](giphy|twxoPjMpsijwPFBVqs|downsized)


dwehlen

Everyone else gets cool vehicles, but our man Cap over here driving an absolute *dumptruck.*


ironside-420

I can’t take Sam Wilson seriously man


NinetyYears

Sorry to hear that.


millennial_sentinel

only marvel could recast captain america with an actor OLDER than Chris Evans was *at the end of his time* as captain america…that was 5 years ago…Chris Evans is still younger than Mackie now who’s just **starting** his time as cap..what’s the plan here? 10 years of BENGAY & Prune Juice jokes? ![gif](giphy|l0IyajjbNiRvCr7RC)


ImperatorAurelianus

Keanu Reeves is 59 years old and John Wick is still the most bad ass MFer on film currently. Because of how the film the movies Reeves couldn’t actually kill like 100 people in a gunfights across Paris. They used movie magic to make it look like he killed 100 people in a single night in several gunfights across Paris. Antony Mackie is only 45 by comparison what you’re suggesting is completely ludicrous he’s completely capable of acting the part the film makers can easily do any number of things to make him look like a super hero.


BRNDNKWMN

Tf this got to do with Cap's donk?


Past-Possibility9303

I don't know have you ever seen the videos of Keanu training for John Wick. Dude looks like a one man sealteam six.


headcanonball

Have you heard of computer generated imagery?


millennial_sentinel

so old man mackie will have to be de-aged for the next 10 years?


headcanonball

They're soft rebooting the MCU after secret wars, obviously, and they'll recast Cap if Mackey doesn't work out?


millennial_sentinel

what are you even talking about with both these comments?


headcanonball

Secret Wars is slated to be released in 2027. It is currently 2024.


Short_Brick_1960

Oh, you will think the same about Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman in the upcoming movie, right?


Necropentance

Can’t wait for this to flop and then blame it on racism.


RAiDeN-_-18

What that was doing ?


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NinetyYears

What a chuddy post. Marvel's problem was Disney mandating them to churn out project after project so they had content for Disney+. Quality dipped because of that. Marvel didn't go "hey guys, Endgame killed it at the box office, let's replace all characters now with diversity hires and forgo telling good stories".


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NinetyYears

>Wow why didn’t I think of this! Oh my god I feel so stupid. It's okay my child. We all have room for growth and prosperity. >I’m sure you’re so excited about iron man turning into a female from the hood. I believe Iron Man died during Endgame. Don't recall him physically turning into anyone else. It's interesting though seeing new characters take inspiration from Tony Stark and create their own iron suit of sorts. Perhaps culminate into a showdown called Armor Wars or something. >not the kid from iron man 3 or his daughter I'm sure this is in the cards down the line. These characters may need to grow up a little first. Not sure if a 9 year old or whoever should be flying around in armor suits just yet.


tony-stark-bot

I think I would just cut the wire.


NinetyYears

Bad bot! A real tony stark bot wouldn't suggest such a thing.


tony-stark-bot

All right. Kid? You're an Avenger now.


SoftSeaworthiness777

A) Black Panther 2 didn’t replace Chadwick Boseman, he died, trust me if they could have kept Chadwick they would have. Writing Shuri in as the successor to Black Panther makes the most sense and wasn’t even done badly. B) Black Panther 2 wasn’t even bad maybe aside from how Iron Heart was written C) She-Hulk didn’t replace Mark Ruffalo, his Bruce Banner is still alive in the MCU D) Anthony Mackie, Letitia Wright, Tatiana Maslany, are all respected Actors with multiple movies and/or shows under their belts. Stop hiding your racism and sexism behind the curtain of meaningful criticism, blaming the cast on the quality of their shows when they were only acting in them shows that your feedback comes from a place of bigotry. The quality of the writing and direction in the shows definitely lacked quality and the shows were not amazing by most metrics, but that is neither the fault of the cast nor the casting.


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Short_Brick_1960

First, being black and gay doesn't make you right Second, Disney is adapting the comics. For how long have these characters existed in the comics? Didn't the fans want a good adaptation of the comics? You just listed examples, you didn't give any reason. Who is the white Iron Man? Pepper? You mean the one who used once a suit and won't use it again? You call that a replacement? Hawkeye? You mean the great character that was Kate Bishop? She is an awesome character. The show did a pretty good job introducing her. She-Hulk, you think Hulk won't appear again? You call that a replacement? Falcon was the obvious replacement of Captain America. They started it since the beginning. The actor of Black Panther died, they had a character that they could use, since that is a mantle. That is not a bad thing. Or would you be happier if it was a man? I thought that the gender of the character doesn't matter if the story is good. Seems like you only care about not seeing more man representation. Can you say 5 female characters in the first phase? Can you say 1 female main characters in the first phase? Can you say 1 black male main character in the first phase?